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Orikinla:
See how intellectually re-tarded you are and you are too st-upid to realize your stupi-dity.

this is what we call frustration...
Ogbeni modify ur title...

OMA4U:
Baba how far you na! Did you even read the post at all? Na wa!

u can't blaim me son, The Op wud av' find suited title for the article...

See mumu question ooo... Then you put more copies into printing... This is why ilike Igbo... They dnt ask dis kinda question...

See mumu question ooo... Then you put more copies into printing... This is why ilike Igbo... They dnt ask dis kinda question...

The Sun glows through the window.
"Kooookoro kooo."was the sound created by the roosters.
I woke up a little bit exitced, i thoughted hard, to know wether i can be able to come up with the hand behind my exictement that early morning.
But i was'nt be able to come up with the answer.
"Whats wrong with me?"
"Would it be the weed me and Kenny smoked yesterday evening that is doing the wonderful work?"
I fired multi rheotrical question to my self.
Was still in the pool of my thought when the event of the previous day came playing on my mind.
Ranging from the time i woke up, and the phonecall i made with Caro.
"Yes, i have a date today, that must be the source of my exictment that morning.
I woked up, to see that Kenny was out as usuall.
"Where this guy dey go this day self?"I asked rheotrically.
I head to the pot direct, after checking our wall clock to comfirm the time being 9.am.
I met the pot empty.
I started raging inwardly, cursing Kenny for consuming the whole food at house before he left for his whereabout.
"Eno go better for Kenny." I muttered.
I thoughted of what to eat that morning, an idea of buying fast food ran across my mind but i Fashi it away.
Since i don't want to remove even a penny from the 1500k reserved for my date.
I decide to meet Akor, maybe i can find something to eat at his house and also collect the shoe he promised to lend me the previous day.
On reaching there, i met Akor's girl Patience.
We broke into conversation, one thing that i like that lady for is hers sense of humour.
Spiced with lively attribute, beside that she would have been the clear image of Chika Ike of nollywood, if not for his little, or betterstill tiny boobs.
I was served with Tasty "Moi Moi" All thanks to Patience who prepared it for Akor, as she stay overnight.
After spending 2-3 hours there, i returned to our room,after checking the watch to comfirm the time being 2pm.
I decide to catch some nap, since the the agreed time for the date is 4pm.
I lay on the bed, with my eyes on our old ceiling, waiting for sleep to swipe me away.
"Tuturi... Turi... Turi..." Ranged my Motorola Phone.
I immediately rushed to pick the phone.
Before i could reach it, it was already at the centre of our room.
Those using Motorola "My-X1" clarify me.
Buy a Motorola Phone and activate the Vibration Mode.
I swear, if you are not careful, it can fall of your pocket if you are on a bike, and it will still overtake the bike.
No exaggeration intend, get the phone and comfirm it yourself.
"I rose up to pick the phone before it would take further movement.
"Helo... Kutty."was the voice from the other end, immediately i picked the phone.
"Yeah, Rose Sweedy, How u?"i responded.
"Am fine, you no longer ask of me right?" She asked, with the tone of sadness.
"Is not that sweedy, my phone spoiled, and it was still at the repairing center."
"Ooooh, sorry, Have you bought a new phone?" she quired.
"No am just speaking with a friends phone."
"Okay, sorry about that, i just called to know how you are faring"
"Okay thanks, for your caring." i responded.
We bade goodbye and the line went dead.
"E be like say this girl don dy feel me now ooo." I thoughted.
I instantly starts singing "Feeling The Nigga" By Nigerian Hop star D'banj.
I picked up my phone from the side bed where i kept it after answering call, and scroll to phone setting, in other to turn off the vibration mode off.
All my efforts to turn it off proved abortive, as it displayed "System Denied" Each time i try to deactivate it.
"Tony u no go see better thing for giving me this kin phone." I muttered.
As i dropped the phone on the bed, and my eyes is becoming heavy.
In a blink of eye, i have felled asleep.
I was woken by my ringing phone, thankgod for the pillow i used to block it's way, only God would have known where it will sped to.
I picked the phone, the caller being Kenny.
"Kutty, u dey house?" He asked.
"Yes, any pro?" i quired.
"Not at all, make you cook small Rice make we use do dinner." He stated.
"Na only satan go punish u wella, u left the house since morning after finishing the remaining food in house, now you don dey give order make i cook."
"Hahahaha, no vex, i go Nkasi dem house."
I angrily cut the call some seconds later.
I checked the time.
"Oh My God! Is 3.32pm already." i yelled as i rushed out to take my bath.

cho25bc:
Where dis guy na?
Kutty o!

yh sweerie, sowie mah mobile broke down, buh all z well nw, will update today...

I woked up around 9.am the nextday being Wednesday feeling so exhausted.
Kenny and his girl Nkasi were no where to be found,only me and Akor.
Akor was lying like a log of wood on the floor.
I went outside,clean my face, and head directly to pot, i did'nt bother brushing up.
I did'nt even plan warming the food, All that was runing in my mind is just on how to eat food wether cold or warmed.
"Hmmmm, God bless Nkasi and Kenny, they have warmed the meal."i muttered when i opened the pot and felt the warmth of the food.
I scooped a large qauntity, and retire to bed to enjoy my meal, before i fell down.
"Uaaaaaah!." I hear a growl-like sound behind me.
"Akor you don wake up."i quired at the now standing Akor.
"Yes ooo, oboi no be small thing ooo, yesterday tight ooo."Akor remarked.
"Mumu, i think say na you be the king of alcohol... As your name na Akor shortform of alcohol." I jested him mockingly.
"Oboi, forget dat thing,me i go follow you chop ooo." Akor announced.
"No problem, go find spoon, food plenty."i responded.
After we finished eating.
Akor retired to his house, am sure he ain't going work again that day.
I in other hand retire to the bed to catch some rest.
After lying down for some minutes without any sign of sleeping.
I decided to pick my phone to keep myself busy.
Was still operating it, when an idea struck my mind,Caro, yes Caro, the lady i met previous day on my way returning from where i went to buy wine.
"Eeeehen, comfirm make i call this girl."i muttered.
"Helo,pleas who am speaking with."was what comes from the other end, as the receiver accepted the call.
"My name is Kutty, Caro right?"I tried being fluent.
"Yes, is Caro, Kutty where did i know you please?" She quired from the other end.
"Am the Guy you gave your number yesternight."
"Ooow, Kutty the one i met with Royal Porshe?"
"You dey mad, na dat feature you go use describe me? I be drunkardd for your eyes?." I nearly speaked out.
"Yes na me ooo, Howdy na?"i responded.
We continue discussing, we later concluded by setting up a meetup date at Golden Eve Hotel the next day.
I instantly starts dancing Shakiti Bobo.
Am sure the tommorow will be a memeorable date.
"Na which cloth i go wear go self?"I asked rheotrical question as i begin making arrangement on how to go about the date.
I went to bring out my wallet, and counted the money on it, total of #1500.
"I need to take like 2k to this journey."
I thoughted of what to do, i later concluded that i will borrow from Akor or Kenny.
"Which shoe i go wear sef, this my shoe don get problem sef,na Akor's shoe sure pass." i muttered as i set off to Akor's room to collect his shoe and perhaph waste some time there.