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Hmmm followinq...

Jux siddon dy watch... Dee hw many days nw?
God is watchin ooo... *sniffs and kicks d nearby seat in the thread as siqn of anqer...*

"Hello, babe sorry for keeping you waiting, I got stucked in traffic." i throwed an open lie.
"Traffic? I think..." She was saying when i interupted her.
"Eeeerm, waiter!" I called in commanding tone.
"Yes sir, you are welcome to Golden Eve Hotel, What do we offer you people?" The dark but beautiful well packaged waitress quired as she approached our table?
My mind went far into imagining what it shud be like, having such girl on my bed.
I instantly starts singing "Black is beautiful" by famous african Hi-Pop singer Flavour N' Abania.
"Helo," the waitress called me back to live with a wave of hand.
"Oooow, sorry was actually calculating on when to hold my appointment with one of my bussiness patner, Emeka Ofor.
"Oooow, u mean u know Emeka Ofor in person?" Caro quired, supriseness all over her.
"Yes, he is once my Godfather in bussiness..." I fired award winning lie.
"Waoh, that show that you must be a rich fellow." She pointed out.
"Well, as you can see." i replied.
"Hey, can i see your menu?" i waved at the standing waitress, who was smilling all throughout my unveiling.
She must have been swimming in the ocean of happiness, that they have got a multi millionaire at her service.
"Here it is sir... "she said presenting a book with thick black cover.
"Give it to her." I said pointing to Caro.
Who tooked it and returned it to the waitress after marking some items with the pen being give to her by the waiter.
"Sir..."She said offering me the booklet.
"Nooo, am okay for now, just go on and serve her order." I waved off the waitress.
"Is she your niece?" I asked Caro, pointing to the small girl who has been sitting quietly looking at me ever since i arrived.
"Nop, she is my second daughter, her name is Chinwendu." She revealed.
Just like i have been electrocted, i became shock.
"So this girl don born? Not even once but twice? Abi she don marry ni? Anyway eno concern me, as e don dey chop my money me too go chop her kpomo, wether after two or not." I concluded in my thought.
"Waoh, she is just as beautiful as you, whats her age?" i quired more.
Not that am intrested on knowing her age, but because that i don't know what to say again.
"She will be six years in 4 Months time, her sister just clocked seven yesterday."
"Waoh, that is awesome ." i complemented as the waitress drops her order.
I calculated the items she ordered, summing up #950, i did this in a split of second.
"Eeeerm... You know what... Get me water." I brought back the attention of the departing figure of the waitress.
"What brand sir? Eva, Lionet or Podium?" The waitress quired.
"Are they all the same price?" I quired.
"No, Eva is hundred and fifty naira, others are #100." She replied.
"Okay, get me Lionet, i don't like Eva there water are always tasteless." I gave out unreasonable excuse.
"Water dey get taste before? " I asked my silly brain as i realised my mistake.
All thanks to the Nkwobi which keeps Caro busy and less intrest on what ever am discussing with waiter.
"Here is it." The waitress served me my own order.
"Hope you are enjoying the meal?" I asked the Nkwobi Carried-awa Caro.
"Definetly... Woud'nt you mind using straw?" The heartless and wicked Caro said offering me straw to drink water.
While she is busy sipping Juice with Nkwobi and Turkey meat.
"Ooow, i would'nt mind." I said collecting the straw from her.
"Na heartless thunder go paralse your papa." I curse and raged inwardly.
After some minutes of enjoying our orders, Caro was complaining that she ain't full at the moment.
That she still needs to place more other.
I was instantly sweating profusely, after calculting how much i have spent, and how much am having in pocket.
I gave the gatekeeper #200 out of the 1500k i hold for the shoe he lend me, with a promise to give it to him when leaving.
Caro have ordered a meal worth of #950 Total, and i in other hand was already enjoying a #100 worth of bottle water.
Making it 1050k if summed up, now left with #250 in my pocket as my whole saving in the world at the present.
Not only that, the worms in my stomach region are goin on a protest for feeding them with only water, when they can percieve an Aroma of prepared meal.
Therefore causing me the urge to throw up many times.
We later concluded to leave after the i try in persuading her not to take further oder with my trick.
We left the hotel with one destination at my mind, Tony's house.
The only place to do my thing without any disturbance.
Was still thinking on how to merge on things when i heard.
"Oga you wan go home with my shoe?" The foolish gateman alarmed running toward us.
Just when i want to give the gatekeeper a sign.
The young devil beside me, Chinwendu shouted.
"Mummy, so uncle can't buy shoe for him self!."

Holamidhe:
Nice story,last update was good but you need to work on your spelling ....Peace out

owki... Tnx will wrk on dat...

tomzee2:
Mehn bros u re loosing ur fans ccus of sluggish update. But nice one doh atlist u help to kill my boring ness I like ya story

owki... Z jux dah i av' gat a lota schedules on table... Will try to be punctuall in updatin... Tnx 4 followin

Oga Dee... Oga Deee! Wia u? Come update ooo... Come update... Befor i turn dis thread to Lovato Resident... And ur followers to his armies(my armies*winks*).
And i ah swear, iffa i do dat... Na u qo become Nigeria...

Lilyomi:
Wat is dis epistle abt?

jux to draw ur attention, and i jux did dat without consumin much of mah time... :p *hold her on hand* oya come make sit one place... *winks*

[b]Yippppeeee...! Thangod my lazy self have allowed me to put intrest on this story.
I would'nt have forgive mysef, had it been that i miss this awesome piece.
OGA YUSUPH D9TY7 YOU ARE AWESOME...
Keep it coming...
Am sure our generation will be better than the previous(likes of wole soyinka,chinua achebe) with you as a litterature pundit.
Welldone hansome bro...
Eeeeerm... Wia my boys... Onemansquad,Skimpledawd,stuff46.
I dey see una work... Una weldone for makinq the thread lively.
Beteween, who is the chiefbouncer hia? I would luv to be employed...
Dnt worry, about my ability, i have genius work experience in the field of security.
I recently work as our village guard.
I even killed one big elephant, (10x bigger of normal elephant) and two teenage energitic Lion one single day during then.
Don't ask me how it happened... As the google, it's there to provide the answer for you.
Eeeehen, na who be the waiter hia...?
Make im give me lizard meat with Origin,1759,Bull and alomo mixed together, with dogfish(shey dem dey get cat fish?)
FINALLY, I ROUNAKID A.K.A. KUTTY RAWNKEED HAVE FINALLY REPORTED...
OGA MI DEE... KEEP THE HORSE RIDING...[/b]

"Helo, are you there already?"I quired as picked up my ringing phone.
"Yes, i have been waiting for you for some time now." Caro respond from the other end.
"Oooh, sorry, i will be there in a jiffy."I finalised as i rushed on with my dressings.
Pocketed my condom, and some other neccessary tools, for the the action i predicted to happen.
I stepped out of our gate buttoning up my shirt, only to collide with incoming Patience, and our lips jamed,and she expertly convert it to kissing.
I don't know how it happened, i concluded that she must have planned it, as she have started giving me greenlights recently.
"Haaaah, Patience na wetin nao? you no dey see road again?" I asked when i regained my lost mind and push her away from me.
"As if you did'nt like it." she gave out a wicked smile, and one disgusting wink which she considered being sexy,but i considered it opposite.
I looked at her in suprise, as she catwalked in.
Anyway, i have no much time to sought it out with her,as i have pending appointment at Golden Eve Hotel.
I did'nt bother boarding a Bike, since Golden Eve is'nt faraway from our street, just a 7-10 Minutes walk.
I found out that passer-by are all gazing at me as i walk-by.
"Na why this people they eye me like this?"
"Na so i fine reach?"
"Abi dem never see person on Suit before?"
All this question are running on my mind like tapwater.
"Just dey bounce, dey go them dey feel your attire." One of my mind told me.
"Idiot, na so admiring gaze dey be?"Another voice challenged the former.
"You dey craze, na how im dey be? Bros no mind am, just dey bounce, they are just feeling the nigga."The first voice defended, which i concluded, to take it's advice.
"Bros eee, that look no be better look ooo, better know what to do oo." The second voice adviced.
"Una no go shutup! Jobless folks!" I cautioned the dual voice, and they heeded.
"Open the door for me." I commanded the gatekeeper, who i noted was advancing back to lock the gate when he sighted me.
"Sorry, young man, we don't allow your type into this hotel." The Gatekeeper vomitted out.
"Young man, are you mad? What do you mean by that? Do you know me?" I fired.
"I don't know you, but i guess you are psycollogically abnormal."The gatekeeper suprised me with fluent grammar.
"Save me those insults, huh...? What did i do to desrve this insults."I quirred, fire visibe on my eyes.
"Is not as if i am insulting you, but no sane man can put on suit with bathroom slippers." The gatekeeper vommited out.
"Blood of God! Did i?" I shouted as i looked at my feet.
Honestly, what is wrong with me this days? Am i so unminded that i forget to put on my shoes."I thoughted.
"No wonder, people are staring at me as if am a one of the mad men hovering around the street." I felt like crying.
"Hmmmm, but what are you doing when you forgot to put on your shoes, knowing too well that you are on suits"The gatekeeper quired a sign of pitiness in him.
"Honestly, i don't know, it seems like is my over-hurryness in other not to miss an appointment." I cried out to the gate keeper.
My phone beeped, witha a text, from Caro, informing me that she is leaving, the she can't wait again, that am trying to play tricks on her.
I thought of going back home to wear my shoe, but by the time i muste have get back Caro must have left.
I also thoughted of wearing the bathroom slippers to meet my new date.
That one is also bad idea.
"Is there any other option? I asked myself rheotrically.
A question which i answered my self.
Yes, there is an option, convicing the gatekeeper to lend me his shoe.
Since there is no other possible option, i opt to it.
He obliged to grant my requet after some minutes of persuation to find a token for him.
I marched to table 32 as directed by Caro with my borrowed shoe.
On sighting her from afar, i noticed that she is with a small girl.
A girl of about 8years old.
-------To be continued---------------
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LarrySun:
Now what have you gained, sir, from this insult? Kindly apologise to the OP, he'll forgive you.

And people like us would appreciate your wise contribution without having to read tribalistic stuff like the above bolded quotation.

Thanks.

no tribalism intedend...
And i don't contribute on this kinda thread with misleadinq title...
Jux responds tew u politely, coz u are respected personell in this section...
Thanks sir...