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That is we're I keep my condoms.....that's d purpose of it for keeping condoms

Were is d clash....so u think a billionaire like Mr musk....will reply one small time newspaper vendor in a far away washed up country...


No no my friends Elon can't do dat....


Meanwhile I think the guy is killing Twitter.....I love Elon musk but he's just been silly with the way he's running Twitter....but what do I know....mayb dats how billionaires behave

farem:
Increase your knowledge
DID YOU KNOW❓

1)Birds don’t urinate.

2)Horses and cows sleep while standing up.

3)The bat is the only mammal that can fly. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

4) Even when a snake has its eyes closed, it can still see through its eyelids.

5) Despite the white, fluffy appearance of the Polar Bear's fur, it actually has black skin.

6) The average housefly only lives for 2 or 3 weeks.

7) For every human in the world there are one million ants.

A small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death!

9) Alligators and sharks can live up to 100 years.

10) A honeybee has two stomachs- one for honey, one for food.

11) Elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. The heart of a blue whale is the size of a car.

12) Blue whales are the largest creature to ever roam the Earth, and they certainly have the phallus to match.
The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom ranging between 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in). Each of its testes along can weigh up to 150 pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in a single go.

13) A cockroach can survive for about a week without its head before dying of starvation.

14) When a dolphin is sick or injured, its cries of distress summon immediate aid from other dolphins, which try to support it to the surface so that it can breathe.

15) A snail can sleep for 3 years.

16) The fastest bird, the spine-tailed swift, can fly as fast as 106mph. (Peregrine falcon is actually 390km/hr or 108mph)

17) A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

18)The leech has 32 brains.

19) The average outdoor-only cat has a lifespan of about three years. Indoor-only cats can live for sixteen years and longer.

20) Sharks are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.

21) A mosquito’s proboscis has 47 sharp edges on its tip to help it cut through skin and even protective layers of clothing.

22) The human brain has memory space of over 2.5 Million Petabytes which is 2,500,500 Gigabytes.


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who count d ants way e no say nah 1 man to 1millon ants

chuksanambra:
Soldiers form part of the advance party of the President of any country. Your problem is that you're ignorant and not enlightened. That's why you argue like an illiterate artisan.

Here's the German foreign minister on a visit to Nigeria.

The fact that you lack knowledge of something does not mean such a thing doesn't exist.

u people like talking anyhow....is the German foreign minister in German?....he or she is in another country....have u ever seen soldiers around Dem in der own country....

OboOlora:
Who cares!!!!
Dude is not even as good as Burna and he’s blabbing.
He should go and meet frog voice that will pay for a verse in his song lol

madam are u sure u know who 21 savage is?.....this is not portable we r talking about....


I know u don't know him so I will excuse u

Wetin genius wan do.....nah to just scream for help if not e don b for u

Acekidc4:
From Guinness Book of World Record.

yes Guinness book of ekiti

Hotwest:
sharrap dia with ur great grand failure man. A dull idiot exhumed from the grave of Nigeria

Don't ever bring a topic about him. Let the citizens heal from his outrageous failure.

I support u on this.... nobody should celebrate failure....


Except u urself u r one...so op are u also a failure

LOVEALAIGBO:
What ‘terrorist attacks’ have IPOB committed and can you provide links showing where they took responsibility for said attacks?

u r a mugu....kip supporting nonsense...just wait until day visit ur family

limeta:
Abdul So call south south present
All through the election period you called us igbo or ipob what changed

no b only Abdul nah abdulatif....day play

LadyExcellency:
We are not IPOB sympathisers, we are IPOB. Every Igbo man including majority of Southsouth were called IPOB during elections in Lagos State. Dr Ezekwesili, Iweala, Chimamanda, Peter Obi, our Governors, Senators are called IPOBs. Even Diaspora Igbos are called IPOBs.

That is who we are. Not sympathisers, it's our identity. We can't accept demonisation for generalisations.

You can now go to hell if you want.

u and which south south b ipob....stop lying to urself ...ipob is a terrorist group and we form south south ..even though we want peter obi to b our president will never support a terrorist organization....so oga go and sit down


Low budget shekarau

I did not watch them...but I remember my dad talked a lot about d series....he liked gringory more though

LocalFARMERS:
Those who are into Pig Farming are making some cool money. This 427kg big Pig was sold today for a good amount of money. Whoever guess the amout or the closest guess will get 5k.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJMHTFQRp0

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Younghacka:
1. The Husband
2. The Wife
3. Group Photo Of The Couple

what of couple with parents of d bride and groom

henro4niger:
Lol, seems this type of forefathers are not wise
If the "heir" must die with the king, then the person is not the heir but abobakun
Then the next in line after the heir could orchestrate the kings death so that they will kill heirs.
I think the right tradition in this line of thought would be to kill all the kings family members and all his relatives, then appoint a new king via voting.

No, that will not work, the right thing should be, once the king dies, they should kill the whole village

I support u ...some afonjas can b really stupid.... imagine this senseless law....the king was wise to one to change it ...but one unfortunate afonjas must want to b stupid

This is news

Osiba means to give an elder doggy in one foreign language...if it's true then Pete Edochie is a man

Chief edochie self nah King....

Day play .. anyway I use to enjoy WWE back in the days if Randy Orton and John Cena also love Brock Lesnar too....

But since I discovered it was all scripted I turned the oda side ...but whenever it comes on I still watch but the passion in not as storng as it use too...but its all entertainment....

post=123194591:
For those interested in this.
Let some of us @ break thia down for you in layman's language and explain in simple terms how you can lock your chat.

Locking a chat on WhatsApp takes that thread out of your inbox and puts it behind its own folder that can only be accessed with your device’s password or biometric, like a fingerprint.
It also automatically hides the contents of that chat in notification.

You can lock a chat by tapping the name of a one-to-one or group and selecting the lock option.
To reveal these chats, slowly pull down on your inbox and enter your password or biometric.

It's as simple as that.

who ask you all this things?.... busy body

Nemesis0147:
I have been hearing a lot of good things about this orozo but my problem is it is very far from town and prone to holdup,,,,please do you live around that axis?

depends on the orozo...orozo is a bit rough place...but gidan daya gidan mangoro....they r pretty decent

quincee88:
Abuja will fully and happily welcome you. You can stay in any if these areas: Orozo, jukwoyi, Karu. They are safe, with something close to stable electricity. Among these places, there are estates too, much more safer. You will be alright.

u r 100% correct

Obi3icebaba:
If you want an affordable and secured environment with good facilities and good neighbors for you your kids , get a house in Navy Estate orozo. Get a nice car and start Uber for the main time while you learn more about Abuja and what business you can do

u want him to go to karshi ... anyway it's not a bad idea...but houses in navy estate are a bit expensive...I stay at gidan daya ...houses der r cheaper

So we should pity Dem or wat ....Dem send y go join cult...


Something way Dem no day pay shishi

Onowu33:
The snake big oo but you sure say na only the snake dey chop una chicken since?

omo e reach to ask ooo....dat guy Fit day follow chop d chicken....now e don see who to blame

Antipob777:
Igbo ladies always on top. Congratulations Nwanne.

were did they mention she is igbo

Muric people

I don't know wat u people are saying....make I quicky check my naijauncut telegram channel

nairalanda1:
So the story about his mom being in charge of the money was not true

And Nairaland men, most of us, were rejoicing and calling Hakimi a wise man

The fact is, when a story is not in any of the major sport or ordinary news sites and newspapers, but is hearsay, it is a lie until proven otherwise.

Looks like Hakimi is no longer the hero we thought he was.

u wish.....she only said she was not aware he did dat just to play wit d media....the guys Money is wit his mom ...kill ya self

Looks like a cobra...u r brave oooo....if nah me nah otilo

Righteousness2:
Hmmmm, lots of crazy things going on in the world,
Nuclear threats here and there,
Unusual large Earthquakes all over the places,
Imminent WW3, Israel on the brink of War,
Absurd wokeness,
Impending Financial world economic crisis,
On going pestilences.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the HOLY BIBLE endtimes prophecies is playing live before us .

Listen!!
THE CHURCH IS ABOUT TO ASCEND INTO HEAVEN VIA THE RAPTURE AND THIS WORLD IS ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO CHAOTIC HELL VIA THE TRIBULATION!!!!!

Get ready for Eternity! Live in the Conciousness of eternity.
The coming of JESUS Christ is upon us.
Take your relationship with JESUS CHRIST very serious.

calm down bro...this is just a power plant...it's mainly for electricity...and not for d rapture u r thinking....we still safe bro