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U for add over used lg ..bcus u don too use this phone

Finally a snake I can kill ....nah to just smash him head from a far distance...


Snakes gives me d creeps

dillylilly:
i did not read where he said he use vita foam or mouka foam.

Der was a bed n there was a fuk

I read d part the girl said join me on bed....so dat part has been taking care of

IceDune:
Throughout that day, she kept chatting me at work, calling and then she started sending love emoji at the end of her sentence then when she noticed I wasn't s reciprocating, she asked if I love her. Being the kind of person I am, I wouldn't lie, I told her no nah that it's too early. This babe pick offense o, how she has fallen in love with me and I'm not feeling the same way, before I know it she told me not to chat her or call her again. She went ahead and blocked me o.
I was shocked!!! Like I just met this girl yesterday o. We met on 27th, bleeped and on the 28th you're professing love. The knacking was out of this world but I no fit deceive myself and say I love you just because of knack.
I need to add that the only money I gave her in the morning was 1k for bike.

I did not read were u said u use condom....abi u no use condom?

Lemme just assume u used...bcus right now I'm worried for ur safety

Hahahaha I love this.... people no day respect police again...because I don't know how u will n threatening an armed police man with matchete ....Dem for shoot the two leg....make e get sense...


Make I watch the video again

highbee02:
I have not been able to register for the INEC ad hoc staff recruitment excercise for 2023 general elections, INVALID BVN

I just came back from Cafe and the response was still the same (INVALID BVN).


Though I obtained a loan from SHARP SHARP and I have not been able to pay back, could this be the reason behind the INVALID BVN RESPONSE?

it's from them...I had similar issue....just remove d bvn number and then put it again .till the next button comes up

I wonder were yeye bello day get this mind say e get youth behind I'm

lhordspy:
Listen boy. Keep uselessing yourself for cheap likes on na!raland. You have been here all day typing nonsense and making a fool of yourself.

Get a job and get a life.

And boy, please dont ever quote me again. Gracias.

u r a very useless person....so telling u d truth makes him a boy....mumu man

I was hoping at the end u will ask how much is d socks and sweaters and u will pay for Dem...

But u just go der go form Mrs good manners...some parents and stubbornnes cannot b measured... school rules is school rules ..what if other student sees this particular set of student action and decide to follow...what then happens to civility if everyone is allowed to do what they want ...the words she use are appropriate and if the student reports it to the parents and they feel offended they should do the right thing.....the teacher was right...and u ma is a busy body

0Plurse:
Then I followed it with Semo, don't mind the look of my Semo, i no fit do am pass like that .

slwait u follow I'm with semo and red oil...abi no b red oil I day see soo

Chai but y didn't u cook d meat...this life self

Anticultism:
Add Nigerianview on whatsap +393510508283

I'm mo longer seeing ur update anymore on WhatsApp...did u change number can I get the new number?

mymadam:
Me sef

nah man u b

Nah asenal fans go do that thing ..nah warning don't come to Chelsea...

How Dem go beat me in front of my wife ..if nah me I no go gree

I attended a boarding sch in abj...we heard students cook this story up ..at some point we also cooked some of our own...it made sch fun

Scary fun

naijapips04:
Zombidient I don't support obi.

muntula u should support obi.. except u don trade your sense

naijapips04:
Yeah. You sound like a typical Buhari supporter. Nepa bill remember?

I know u love obi we all love him and want him to win...but next time...learn to read sarcasm...that guy u quoted is also an obi supporter...but u failed to see it...we don't need to figth each other...thank u

That is my president.... anyways igbos are known to b foolish in nature..


Check out how they created insecurities in there region just to make a stupid point...


If they don't come out massively to vote for this man...then they can hope on becoming the president of Jewish kingdom in there next life.... because this is the only intelligent Igbo man I'm seeing

Just like I said... below the tweet....e never see anything....we go show I'm shege

Aninko1:
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really

Latakia:
There are 1590 players that have played for Chelsea and Tottenham, 590 of them are from Nigeria.

Obi Pandora on Biafra Sport FM

go and verify your brain...

Chijeep:
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the score will b....1-3....toteham top pipe Chelsea

Which kind name b dis ...u sure say ncc copy the name well

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AndroidAI:
See, if you get the iPhone, it might outlive you. It's a rugged phone. Fortunately many want new models every year and that's because they can afford it. If you should get the iphone 13 now, you can expect to use it for 5+ years before you start thinking of an upgrade.

The design of the iPhone works for me. The only thing remaining is for them to remove the notch. IPhone isn't forcing anyone to buy their new models every year. For instance, it's only recently that the iPhone 7 stopped receiving updates.

You can imagine that. My dad have been using the iPhone 7 for 6 years now, and he's still rocking it. I'm planning to get him the iPhone 14 once it's out, cause now, he needs to upgrade.

Aside from that, iPhone has class. I remember working with a Swedish company remotely, and using an Andriod felt like i wasn't part of the team lol. Once you start using the latest iPhones, you wouldn't ever think of going back to the Android.

Take this from someone who used Andriod for years, before porting to iPhone. I have used Techno, Redmi, Samsung, and now iPhone. I think now, i am at home.

I think ur right...lemme use it and see although I doubt I will like it..but it won't hurt trying it out...

I rather keep fighting cockroaches than meet this one

AndroidAI:
Which other design do you guys need? They should add two horns to it? The design is classy mehn. Why change what works? Nairaland have been the same for ages but you are still here.

true...but I'm not paying a fortune to b here on nairaland I'm I?


For a phone DAT takes a toll on ur acct should atlist offer diversity... They should com up with new design...
The other day I saw someone with umidigi phone and it looked like d fucking iPhone 13 and and this new trash combined...y would I pay more for same design year in year out...it makes no sense

Design is same... Nothing interesting about the phone...

I'm trying so hard to like the iPhone but its not working.... Team android

When God wants to destroy a person he makes dem run mad....

Bcus nah only madness go make u choose muslim-muslim...and u wan win for country way u no no which religion get population pass

akpunda86:
Peter Obi is high time u dump that man wearing long cap Victor Umeh,living in Enugu,He is corrupt,a thief with many abadoned projects in Anambra State,I don't know why he should be moving around with that man.
Remember when his house at zoo estate was full of cows,If obi continues moving around with Victor umeh I see no difference between him and APC and PDP

pls leave ipod out of this...anybody is free to join peter obi train...I don't know ipob issues with cows... Don't u people eat cow meat...

Obedient is not a Biafra thing stop bringing it up...wat happens if he decides to train cows


R u a vegetarian?

Ipob people disgusts me

Zonefree:
I'm sorry I don't have the answer to your question. I'm already on my 4th bottle. I no too dey sabi things when I high.

haahhahah funny answer

PDP and APC should destroy themselves so Nigeria can flourish..


Humble obedient