₦airaland Forum

correctguy101:
Chaka Zulu? I thought it was first started by old Mzilikazi?

That woman has the holy Matopos between her legs.... It has always been forbidden to the ordinary Matabele people...

Your head dey there.

Is Bulawayo city not Zwide or Chaka the Zulu's village?

It is either these people kill Mugabe now or he destroys them later.

I don't know why I kinda feel sad for this old man.

LuvU2:
Men are so cheap and pained. Too late maybe to attach prices to theirs. I luv men cos they so affordable

Ashawo now cost N200

Please go and cry in a corner.

OP this is not Nigerian at all.

Most times, these fvcked youths won't want listen let alone to take an advice.

They are too quick to curse, insult and even threaten you.

These present crop of youths are very aggressive and then television and the internet and Kim Kardashian destroyed them completely.

Too bad.

Wow! Reminds me the movie Hard Target.

Weird country.

What is so important about a so worn out pussy whose vaginal wall has become so thick as a result of blisters due to constant brushing by over a thousand d1cks?

Something so slack that can not even close again.

Nobody want the worn out pussy.

Coming from cheap wh0re.

No matter what, owing 22 months salaries will forever be cloud any other thing yeye bello try to do right.

Wike the wicked producer

sarrki:


Your Governor eye don lerry

Hian! My unfortunate gov. is Jagajaga bello o...

Even N500 big potash cannot clean bello brain. The rust is too much.

Idokojimmy:
U don't guide someone that is drunk on one side and casually.

U guide the person in a balanced manner like putting ur hand behind him or having another person hold him on the other side

Also, if he is drunk, they will be no cameras unless the details are ode

What is this one saying?

sarrki:
Hmm

Stop doing drugs. It is not good for your well-being.

Evaberry:
what's wrong In getting money through sex.

Stop taking drugs.

Warders be like

timidapsin:
video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.

I hate this type of kukere story.

Modify it and to the point of you mistakenly touching her soft br3ast.

Then the situation felt awkward but the current of the sweetest shock won't just die in both of you, so you started to look into each other's eyes.

But the whole thing was inexplicably hot. So you leaned to kiss her.....

Ouch! Which kind mosquito be this.

So sharp is its bite on my foot.

MhizzAJ:
Are South African women this ugly

Weird dresses

Very ugly.

NwaAmaikpe:



God works in mysterious ways.
His girlfriend should give a testimony in church that God has taken away her destiny blocker.

You are a fool. I think you are mad.

Treasuredlove:
Well the man looking for a job sounded highly unproffesional. Imagine saying something like this to a potential interviewer " and I am supposed to start preparing to come for interview tomorrow?" Grow up man, you are not talking to your friends or relatives. something in the line of " I just got the invite and I am currently not in town, can I reschedule?" Their answer will be a simple yes or no abi? Abeg how did you apply sef because people are looking for work ehen

That is a slave-like mentality.

The inviter should consider some basic safety precautions before making some decisions.

It shows that they don't respect their employees as well as their welfares.

quiverfull:
I don't know what he was going through, but suicide remains a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

This doesn't make any sense.

Stop encouraging depressed people to commit suicide.

Suicide is never a solution.

I hope the cleansed it thoroughly lest he fall sick again.

LuvU2:
Banky is smart that's why he got a pretty nd smart woman. Not surprised anyway, not so good looking men re usually smart.

Coming from an ugly.....

Just stay there.

Be right back.

ednut1:
Pple who fornicate regularly and commit all manner of sins daily go still critize bobrisky for being gay. Mk una free d guy is it ur yansh

Is there any law against man and woman or boy and girl doing it in Nigeria?

Billyonaire:
The fact that Nigeria's Political leadership have negated their primary responsibilities pf providing amenities and infrastructures as well as good governance to her citizens but resort to regulating how the citizens should use their sex organs magnifies a greater systemic dysfunction than I thought.

Homosexuality is an aberration and Bobrisky deserves our pity, our support and rehabilitation instead of a jail time.

That aside, I have done extensive research on Homo sexuality, and I realized that outside of Earth, there are Extra Terrestrial races of Beings, some highly spiritual, who prefer homosexuality to straight intercourse, some ETs races have up to 5 gender types which our 5 limited senses can not even begin to put into words. Yet some have both male and female gender on one body, even as some do not have sex to experience orgasm.

We must start to educate our politicians. Cos they are foolish an have misplaced their priorities.

Story for the gods. We will continue to arrest and prosecute them.

Don't you dare.