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Education / Re: Incredible Animal Photos You Need To See by Royalization(m): 6:11pm On Oct 12, 2020
Fp material... Nice one
Religion / Re: Ever Led A Song In Church And You Went Blank? by Royalization(m): 9:16am On Oct 11, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
No way.. But at some point while I was still a learner ,I sang off .. But now , I dey sing my keys wella.. Shout out to my instrumentalist back then in school.


And 600years for my choir master when suspend me ,because I report his evil ways to pastor Bola....


Lol....You no serious
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Royalization(m): 10:48pm On Oct 02, 2020
Miraj22:

Anus breathing Hahahahahahaahahahahahahaa there's nothing I won't read here. LMAO!


Aswear
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Royalization(m): 11:57am On Sep 29, 2020
As funny as it might sound but true. I inserted a six(6) inches nail directly into my dog's anus.

The dog stood close to me, and I couldn't resist inserting the nail when I saw the anus breathing undecided

I still dunno how they manage to get hold of the dog to remove the nail but I received the beating of my life that day....

Puppy wherever you are, I just want to say, IDGAF, Your anus was breathing, it wasn't my fault. But damn! Children mentality sef grin

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Education / Re: Junior Secondary School Certification Exams Should Be Cancelled!!! by Royalization(m): 1:37pm On Sep 12, 2020
Same thing I've been asking for years

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Phones / Re: TECNO Camon 16 Premier Unboxing & Quick Review: Should You Upgrade? by Royalization(m): 12:23pm On Sep 10, 2020
grin
Casan0va:
It is a GRAVE SIN for any right thinking individual to use Transsion products.
A huge sin that should be punished with jail time.
The useless Infinix I'm using would trip off on its own, it will lag incessantly, and the dogshit cannot multitask.
Minimize one app and open another, and that first app closes.
Which one will I talk and leave the other one out biko angry angry angry
Try installing NBA 2k19 and get error like "There was an error parsing your file"
Lmao, after just one year or even less, your battery lifespan deteriorates so badly that you begin to wonder if the phone is truly 4,000mAh or 1,200mAh angry angry angry
Useless phone. I wouldn't wish for my worst enemy to use Transsion, tufia.
God no go shame us o.

Shitfnix, Crapno, and ScamTel will release a new phone every 2 weeks and tech-illiterates will jump to buy because maybe they saw big battery or audio big ram, lmao, they don't know.
Carlcare is your best friend sha, the Lord is your muscle.


I rather use the money I would have used to buy Shitfinix and dash to a beggar and receive his prayers of appreciation than buy junk.


Has it gotten to this, bossman?
Shitfinix and CrapNo are not even on the level of Ouiktel, let me assume you said this in error or you're suffering from hangover angry angry angry



Do you know what "SARCASM" is? grin
Casan0va:
It is a GRAVE SIN for any right thinking individual to use Transsion products.
A huge sin that should be punished with jail time.
The useless Infinix I'm using would trip off on its own, it will lag incessantly, and the dogshit cannot multitask.
Minimize one app and open another, and that first app closes.
Which one will I talk and leave the other one out biko angry angry angry
Try installing NBA 2k19 and get error like "There was an error parsing your file"
Lmao, after just one year or even less, your battery lifespan deteriorates so badly that you begin to wonder if the phone is truly 4,000mAh or 1,200mAh angry angry angry
Useless phone. I wouldn't wish for my worst enemy to use Transsion, tufia.
God no go shame us o.

Shitfnix, Crapno, and ScamTel will release a new phone every 2 weeks and tech-illiterates will jump to buy because maybe they saw big battery or audio big ram, lmao, they don't know.
Carlcare is your best friend sha, the Lord is your muscle.


I rather use the money I would have used to buy Shitfinix and dash to a beggar and receive his prayers of appreciation than buy junk.


Has it gotten to this, bossman?
Shitfinix and CrapNo are not even on the level of Ouiktel, let me assume you said this in error or you're suffering from hangover angry angry angry



Do you know what "SARCASM" is?
Music/Radio / Question For Radio Djs by Royalization(m): 10:59pm On Sep 05, 2020
Good day felas. This is a quick question for Radio djs; How do you get your clean(radio edit) Nigerian songs? Getting clean version of foreign songs is quite easy.

I was told I had to manually edit my songs using any available software, e.g Audacity.

Thank you.
Travel / Re: First International Flight Lands In Lagos Airport After 5 Months by Royalization(m): 4:55pm On Sep 05, 2020
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Education / Re: HORRIFIC WAYS PEOPLE WERE PUNISHED IN THE PAST [GRAPHIC CONTENT] by Royalization(m): 7:29am On Aug 28, 2020
Damn!!!
Properties / Re: Places In Lagos You Should Be Careful Of Before Buying Land by Royalization(m): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2019
I no dey see my area
Celebrities / Re: Pellets Removed From Angela Okorie's Face (Graphic Video) by Royalization(m): 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2019
Dobson43:
shocked

Quick questions:
a. Why is the removing it without surgical gloves?
b. Why isnt he using surgical blade?
c. Why is she not on Anesthesia?
d. Why is she on what is not a hospital bed?
e. Must every poo be for social media consumption?


Very nice questions smiley

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Politics / Re: Buhari Campaigns In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (Live Updates) by Royalization(m): 11:39am On Feb 12, 2019
Haaa
Politics / Re: See How Amosun Gave His Thugs Sign To Boo & Attack Buhari - Twitter Users Accuse by Royalization(m): 11:35am On Feb 12, 2019
This niggas need serious flogging
Politics / Re: 145 Aggrieved Pro-Atiku Support Groups Endorse Buhari by Royalization(m): 11:27am On Feb 12, 2019
Polithieves embarassed

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