j-girl:

Wash a man's car ke? It's usually men that wash cars in my house o!
Fine my dad doesn't do it but I don't think my mum has ever attempted to splash water on a car before.
It's the man's job so no, I can't do it.

lmao!! you a r e n o t s e r i o u s

@post
Why not?
If I can clean our house, why not take a few mins to clean both cars?

Dr Kitaun:

just said to check on my sweetheart here and I found her

missed u, get to u soon, been ill for over a week now but now am aight

eya, pkele Dnt stress yourself o

Dr Kitaun:

grab who me I no be celeb naw

if u ask me any question sef, I go dey take questions answer u

says who?
Infact, you're the only celeb I recognize here

KarmaMod:

where's your own? oniranu

tgirl has been avoiding me o

excuses excuses. Nobody is avoiding you o.

We've been begining you. . . . Since page 1

The good ones are taken. . . .but Goodluck!

And what do you do best?

MrCrackles:

U have my YIM don't u?!

as you can tell, I dnt dig YIM anymore. Some people takes things too serious

But you and j-girl?

Peroxide must see this

chika98:

Sarcasm?

yupp yupp yupp

@post
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a) R[i]_f[/i]
b)T_f
c)F[i]_r[/i]
d)K

My gosh, it makes me happy when a man is defensing himself. so sad

So Brash finally agrees to bacterium's advances. How cute.

I heard that vaseline helps a lot

j-girl:

_{*takes out journal* Why is Ruby slacking now?}

lmao!! am watching and writing! But I don't want it to make it obvious na, am a spy

tope2000:

I tire too
Mrghost dey stalk me o, egbami

haba! give him a taste of tope na.

[size=3pt]Or I can dispose of him for you [/size]

j-girl:

Ruby, you are my secretary. I own you.
Missy B is an illegal owner.
You better find your way back to me.

Missy B, what do you say to this?

Better reply her o

pc guru:

I guess the thread has moved into another topic.pc guru would love to stay but am out. @ruby and stan:funny enough you guys could pass as couples.

na everybody I dey compatible with?
Abeg, I get taste o.
and Superstanley baby tastes bitter

Missy B:

Les what??
Hey . . . this is Nairaland where peeps are not able to notice
jokes when they see one. Some peeps will actually take this serious.
please I'm NOT a lesbian . . . I'm only married to my lovely wife Ebony.
Just go give that guy your butt jare.
Goodnite . . . TTYL

lmao!!

j-girl:

Fight now! I will take you down in a split second. Leave Ruby for me. Ah ahn! Na by force?

ladies ladies. . . .plz, whatever you do, don'[b]t [/b]stop fighting

j-girl:

BRING IT ON! LOL!
[size=3pt]I think we are all fought out for today[/size]

Because of Ruby sef, I will fight over you.

^{*takes off my earring*} What did you say?
Say it in my face!!! watchu say?

Missy B:

Ruby . . . I need you to tell her you're mine now.
You know I can't share you. J step away from my wife.

J-girl, she has spoken

MrCrackles:

MissyB and Ruby just love thrashing threads!!

_Lesbos!!

ehrrm, you jealous?

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! another fight?

tope2000:

please mrGhost is way out of the league

damnnnnnnnnnnn!!! is the bottle of meanness being passed around?

superstanley baby, see wetin you dey cause?

Missy B:

Yes I'm laughing at 'em jare!!
House answer . . . Can you fight over me like this?

of ocurse na.
who else will I fight over if not you?
You're my sunshine, my buttercup, my suga

j-girl, back off

j-girl:

LOL - you better start singing like Jen Hudson.
I am taking out the journal in case fight erups. . .
I will get off your back when you become less controversial.

J-girl, plz, dnt forget to add that he was recently out with ibk a few hours ago

tope2000:

Buahahahahahahaha
Where is he? who is he

I see 5 of them. . . .
but damn, you dey deny mrghost in from of him?

Mrghost, she no dey fight for you o

j-girl:

Still a funny kind of attention. Brash will be very pissed. I can't wait to see his reaction.

from the grapevine, I heard that brash is interested

mrghost:

@stan and ruby

can you just imagine yourself?

the lady you are fighting over is laughing at you.

tope, get your man

4 Play:

Ekiti women scare me.

why?

oops, in a soft tone "why?" ( )

And stop trying to change the topic, on a serious note, just answer some questions. Some of use actually [i]are [/i]interested

MrCrackles:

Which one come concern you?!

You be Chike abi ur nickname na Chike?!

Oya howdy before i whip your pancake as.s!!

have you ever seen my butt?

How you take know it's flat? keep fantasizing

pc guru:

Superstan rubypearl the fact that your opinions and views differ doesnt make u guys enemies it just shows the concept of individuality.it doesnt mean either of you are wrongs its just personal opinions.

yes o. . . .you're right.
It does not matter if we're both right or wrong or if superstan continues to lie

Missy B:

Don't know about Stan but I know
Ruby is fighting over me.

you got that right

MrCrackles:

Nah that is so not cool!

See your wide mouth like Dual Carriage Way!!

na chika u dey abuse like that?

chika98:

Who is chaloo? I thought celebs are people that we all know and recognize?

lmao!! this is so wrong!