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Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 11:00am On Sep 21, 2013
Destiny4fame: What!he kissed U........owww!.......
i know, ryt.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 10:59am On Sep 21, 2013
honeydion: And now, it's getting better.
tanx hon
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 10:59am On Sep 21, 2013
Wesslier: U can't be so sure ma dear. The man fit be chief priest ... Min while, Emeka na sharp guy... U knw wat?
Do d rytin while I do d readin. How abt dat
good plan. Lol
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:31pm On Sep 20, 2013
Blue diamond: Oh my!am feeling all lovey dovey,my hrt beat fast,i wasnt dis 2 last.
Oh dnt mind me,dis last update jst had smiling sheepishly
btw,am i d 1st to comment 2nyt?yipee!!!
U rock Ruby...
aww, tank you dear. Yes u re the first to comment. Hehe
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:18pm On Sep 20, 2013
Tanx dear @ Temieasy

hahaha, tank you @ Bestluv584

hehehe, ur lecturer no b babalawo na @ wesslier
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2013
I was pleased that the test had turned out to be a success. I had even finished before my 'tutor' Emeka. He looked up at me as I walked to the front to submit my test sheet. I felt partly relieved but greatly thrilled. I had subconsciously seared the priceless look of Dr. Amadi face in my skull. This would be the second time I had made him speechless and I felt he had enough of 'Jenny's drama' to keep him going for a life time. I was kind of sure he would stop his antics and let me be. He was like the lion trainer and I being the lion didn't want to be trained. I hated being poked and have reacted each time he did by biting him. He sure would have learnt a thing or two from 'Jennifer Richard' and I was glad to teach him.

I walked out of the lecture hall unto its corridors to wait for Caroline and Emeka. As I stood there, I watched Dr. Amadi looking through my paper. He looked like he was hoping I would fail and was looking for any error atall.

'this man wants me to fail o, so pathetic.' I said to myself.

After a while, he gave up then announced;
'submit now or mark it yourself.'

Then he started walking away from the front of the class towards the door. Students rushed to the front, pushing and scratching themselves just to put their papers in the lecturer's hand.

'who is the course-rep?' Dr. Amadi asked.
He was beginning to get irritated at the way the students were acting.

'collect the remaining papers and bring it to me.' he said to our representative as he walked out of the class towards his car.

As Emeka came out of the lecture hall, I rushed towards him and enveloped him in an embrace.

'thank you! Thank you!!' I squealed with delight. Emeka laughed then said;
'you already had it in you. You just need someone to point at the right direction.'

'awww, look at him acting all modest. That's so cute. Well, time for me to show appreciation. Since we are going to be friends and obviously rolling together, you ain't going anywhere with me dressed like that.That's where I come in. Are you ready for it?'

Caroline had joined us when I was talking. Emeka shruged. He seem embarrassed by what I had just said.

'I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. I meant it in a loving way. Caroline tell him for me.' I said

'yea, hate her Emeka. I know I do because she is a spoilt bitch.' Caroline playfully said.

'how is that helping matters?' I asked
'don't mind her jare. I'm trying to be a good friend just like you asked me to be. No nicer approach came to mind to tell you this. You've been nice, now its my turn. Can I do a makeover on you? Its all on me, I'll pay.' I said

'is the way I dress really that bad?' Emeka asked

'yes!! Caroline and I said in unison
then we laughed out of suprise and Emeka joined in.

'ok, if it means alot to you then I'm in.' he said

'oh! That's great.' I said

'what about me? I need a makeover. Caroline said

'News flash, I think it made the headlines. Thanks for telling us your wants and needs love.' I said jokingly. Caroline started laughing and I joined in.


One hour later, Emeka was trying on clothes and I was supervising.
'No, try the other one. This is much too big on you.' I said
He went on to change and try the next one.

'ok, much better. Try on the blue shirt with that brown chinos pants.' I said

Emeka seemed to be enjoying himself. It seemed like this was his first time ever shopping for clothes. He had this child- like delight on his face and his eyes danced with excitement. He tried on a few more and we were done.

It was already getting dark as we took a bus and headed back to school. Emeka couldnt stop talking about the clothes and making jokes. I leaned on his shoulders as he talked on.
'hmm, this isn't what it looks like. Its even more comfortable than it looks.' I said to myself

'Jenny, are you sleeping?' Emeka asked

'No, just a little tired. You know we had to try different shops to find you size. 'lepa' I teased

'atleast I'm taller than you. You with your small cute stature.' he said

'yes, thank you. I'm the right size for my height but you are so lean and tall. If I walked past you in the dark, I wouldn't notice because I'll think you are a pole. I said laughing

'you eh!!, your mouth.' he said

'no be you find trouble?' I said

'no vex. Just sleep. I will not talk again.' he said. I just chuckled and leaned back on his shoulder while he put his arms around me.


The bus Finally stopped at the school park. I had hoped we would take more time in getting there because I liked where I was. Yea, weird right? I just liked Emeka, he had a nice spirit and made me feel good about myself.

We alighted the bus and had to take a bike down to our different lodges. I got to mine first and got down. Emeka got down and paid before I could bring out my purse.
'why did you do that?' I asked

'enough expenses for one day' he said

'but I wasn't complaining.' I asked

'hush, let me take care of you. You have done enough' he said as moved close to me and kissed me.

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Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:16pm On Sep 20, 2013
I'm sorie for kipin you guys waiting. Here is a new update.

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Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:37pm On Sep 20, 2013
kingphilip: Nice one dear keep it rolling...hope for an update b4 sleeping sha
tanks
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:36pm On Sep 20, 2013
cheris skenzy: I feel lyk giving u a peck 4 smashing that test!!! But I jst hope he won't try any rubbish. U rock gal!!!!
hehe, tank you
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:34pm On Sep 20, 2013
Blue diamond: Hahahahaaaaa,dis Jenny baby am realy lovin her.
Abeg rememba 2 frash oga jb,am sure he wilu b vely grad.
Babe ur doing a grt job,lov d humour.
tank you dear
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:33pm On Sep 20, 2013
Kslib:
No P..
You added it but removed it again,why?..lol
..
All izz well!
lol, it looks weird.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2013
babyzai: Really interesting. Loving it so much
i'm glad you like it.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 8:59pm On Sep 19, 2013
Wesslier: Hmmm... I nor wan talk, mak dat man nor do watin dey ma mind o. once upon a tym a lecturer asked mi 4 a small goat, just imagine
lol, why? U commit abomination and he wanted to cleanse the land with the goat?
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 6:20pm On Sep 19, 2013
Kslib:
You're welcome..
By the way,i think you should add f to your gender(username)..
It kinda sounds weird, but i think making your username more feminine by adding f will add sugar to that jenny image of yours, the readers already have in their heads..
##just a suggestion sha##
..
One again,you are doing a very good job..
All izz well!
the user name is obviously feminine buh I'll add d f. Anywaiz, tank you
Literature / Re: Short Story Competition by Rubyspice: 6:11pm On Sep 19, 2013
I'm in, am i qualified to write?
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 5:59pm On Sep 19, 2013
Incredible.me:
Comfirm babe!
I jst lyk sharp gurls like u. No dullings.
hehehe. Tanx
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 5:58pm On Sep 19, 2013
phranseeqz: Babe u too set. Hope say saliva no drip from him mouth as him dey gape. I can only imagine
lol...tanx
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 5:56pm On Sep 19, 2013
Kslib: Nice last update,dear..
.. **waiting for more**
All izz well!
tanx
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2013
'No, its not like that.' Famous said

'Its how? So in exchange for meatpie, I should go to your house and get to really really know you. Ok, explain this 'your really know you'?' I said obviously pissed

'Are you a child? Did I do anything wrong by suggesting we have a good time together all alone?' He says

I gasped and gawped at him as he went on and on. Then I got up, opened my purse brought out enough money to cover whatever Famous could have spent for both our meals and probably enough tip for his transport fare. I dropped it in his plate then said;
'dnt ever speak to me or even think about dialling my number. I dnt hang with people that try to take advantage of my niceness. And stormed off.

As I got to the front of the eatery, I stood for a little while to composed myself.

'I have never been so insulted in my life, that guy has no manners. Did i send the wrong signals by mistake that I can sleep with any guy that just shows me little attention?' I thought to myself
While I stood there, my phone rang. I looked at the screen, it was Jb.
'I'm so not in the mood for your calls' I said as I silenced the ringtone and stopped a bike.


I was back at Emeka's place the next evening. Emeka had been so helpful and I was picking up fast. He is indeed intelligent and had patient while teaching. I think he would make a superb professor if he decide to veer into that career.

As he saw me off that evening, we talked. For some strange reasons, I felt comfortable in his company and like it. I feel its because for a change, I'm in the company of a guy and he doesn't have the urge to grope me or talk nasty. He was just himself.

'I want to show appreciation for all you have done, what would you like me to do?' I said

'oh, I'm just glad I could help. I want nothing in exchange.' he said

'that's just what I like about you, but no dnt say that. Everybody wants something. Be free, tell me.' I said

Emeka laughed then said;
'then brand me different, I want nothing.'

' talk jorh, drop your 'hyper-modest' acts.' I said

'ok, if you insist. I just want to be your good friend.' he said

I laughed then said;
' that's not a demand, we are already friends. Ok, leave that to me. I'll suprise you after the test on wednesday.' I said


Its wednesday morning, I woke up by 5:30am. It was early unlike my normal '8:00am hurried preparation'. I wanted today to be perfect, so I started my preparation ontime.

At exactly 7:00am, I was set to leave for school. Then I woke Deedee up so she could get ready.

'babe, wake up o. I'm going to school already.' I said

Deedee rolled and rubbed her eyes.
'wow, where are you going so early?' she said

'I thought I just said I was going to school?' I said

'yea, I heard you the first time. Just wanted to be sure. So, why so early?' she said

'nothing, cnt I decide to go early? Well, I have a test. I need to go and get a comfortable seat.' I said

'Now you come. Alright, God's grace dear.' she said


I got to my lecture hall by 7:30am. It was almost full with people by then.
'dnt these people sleep in their houses? Or do they sleep here?' I said to myself as I found a comfortable spot.

' I would shock Dr. Amadi out of his pants then he would know I'm not just a pretty face on an empty head.' I thought
Emeka and Caroline walked in.
'who am I seeing this early?' Caroline said

'is that how they greet where you come from? Your mum would be appalled by your behaviour. Come on, get on your knees and greet properly' I said jokingly

' wow, pigs must be flying out side. She isn't even cranky for waking so early, she is even making jokes. Emeka, this is a day indeed. I think we should video this event and take pictures. Where's my phone? Caroline said

'Emeka dnt mind this girl, she is a character. Come and sit jare. Caroline, your 'mumu' don dey pass be careful o. Come and sit before someone else takes your seat.' I said

' eh, who wants to block my success? Let the person try me and sit in my rightful position besides you.' Caroline said jokingly

Emeka just kept smiling as we talked. He seemed fascinated by our little 'drama'.

Dr. Amadi walked in by 9:00am.
'I'm sorry am late. I had a little car trouble but I'm here now. Put away all books and tear a piece of paper.' he said
He waited for few seconds as the students put away books and bags then he turned to the board. He wrote just three questions on it and announced;
' You have thirty minutes.'

I saw the questions and was so pleased. I made eye contact with Emeka and mouthed 'thank you' , then faced my paper. I finished within fifteen minutes and allowed Caroline copy then got up to submit.

'Jenny, why are you standing up? And no you cnt take permission to go anywhere. Sit down and write or submit and dnt come back' Dr. Amadi barked.

I walked to the front and said;
' I want to submit sir, I have finished writing.' and gave him my paper. Dr. Amadi seemed dumbfounded as he scanned my paper noticing I had actually done justice to his test.

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Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:24am On Sep 19, 2013
tbabstobadt:

money is not really everything[b]

money is not really everything[/b]

money is not really everything
nobody said it was.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:22am On Sep 19, 2013
Wesslier:
U knw deir type abi? No condition is permanent(Africa china)
ehem! B4 i 4get wer i dey go, u are doin well dear. Hope u nor go burst smbody head wid high heels 1 day cuz at ur pace... *bites tongue *
tongue

dnt get it twisted, I didn't really mind being wit him buh he got ahead of himself. He felt since he had 'taken me out' then he shud b rewarded. So i jx put him in his place
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:18am On Sep 19, 2013
cheris skenzy: U even have tym to hang out with a guy lyk dat@ famous. I knw dia type, sooooo broke! Yet dey want gud tins. Love ur story!!!!
you dey mind d dude? Tanks dear
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:09pm On Sep 18, 2013
ninja4life: Lmao nice reply to d broke dude.lol
am glad u approve. Lol
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:08pm On Sep 18, 2013
1mic_cza: I dey kampe #Team Delta#
yes o, na we we
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:07pm On Sep 18, 2013
honeydion: Fascinating story so far.
am glad u like it.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:06pm On Sep 18, 2013
ninja4life: Lmao nice reply to d broke dude.lol
thanks
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:04pm On Sep 18, 2013
honeydion: Wao, this is interesting! Jenny belong to group of ladies I called "bad girls" It reminds me of my exprience with those girls. Welldone my sweet author............
hahah, Jenny is a good bad gal.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 7:01pm On Sep 18, 2013
Sophiatabitha: ''because u buy meatpie for me na im u come get liver''

hehehehehe. Me i rikey that one. Telry am wery. Bt nne u harshin o
lol,wetyn we go do na?
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:10pm On Sep 18, 2013
Wesslier:
I swear down lolz... Oya dey *dropt* hot na or na til 2morow?
check out the new one.
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:07pm On Sep 18, 2013
kingphilip: Splash da cash...waiting for da nxt update
ok
Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 1:05pm On Sep 18, 2013
'I have to pass Dr. Amadi's test, I wouldn't have him get under my skin or give him leverage over me' I said to myself

'Hi Jenny, you and your grand entries' Caroline said as she walked out of the lecture hall unto the corridor where I was standing. I smiled then sighed.

'What's up with you? Why the long face? Caroline said

'Babe, I must pass that upcoming test o, but I dnt know how to go about it' I said

'Then you have come the right person, you know I know everything. I can link you with a few 'efficos' that could prep you intime for the test but on one condition..' Caroline said

'Really? What is the condition?' I said

' I would sit beside you on the day of the test. I no get your kind of brain but I no sabi dull myself either.' Caroline said

'Ah ah, is that all? You na my person. Just show me who to meet and that's all.' I said

'ok, I would make arrangements with one of the guys and take you to his lodge in the evening' she said

'ok, now I feel better. I am hungry, let me call JB sef. He said he is capable' I said

'Remember me in your paradise. Can I tag along, I dey hungry too' Caroline said

I laughed and said;
'why not? He said I should Just 'frash' him. I think I should put him on speed dial'

Caroline joined me laughing as we walked off to meet Jb for lunch.


Later that evening, Caroline took me to the guy's lodge. His lodge was in the same village with mine so we just had to walk down. The lodge is named 'peace villa' and its painted red.

As Caroline and I approached the place, we could perceive a strong smell of weed coming from the bushes around us. We couldn't see anyone but could see the smoke coming from the bushes indicating some one was in there smoking.

'Where did you say we are going again?' I said gripping Caroline's hand tightly

'Relax, we are almost there.' Caroline said


We got to the front of the lodge and met guys playing football. They turned their attention from the game and tried embarrassing us with some vulgar jokes. Caroline called the guy to tell him we were infront while I felt awkward just standing there.

Not long after, I had settled down and was being tutored by Emeka. Yea, that was his name. He had sent his roommate on 'exile' knowing he had chicks coming over.

Emeka was really tall like 6ft7, not so built could be called lanky. His hair was afro-like. He looked cute but had 'zero' level of swag. He was one of those guys that wouldn't have clothes if all these brand names do not do promos. He had all the polo shirts( blueband, Nokia, visafone, gino, nutri-c etc). He had somehow acquired them all and wears them monday to friday with one plain trouser that has seen better days.

' I'm bored, I want to go. Emeka can see you off to your lodge when you are done, or can't you? Caroline said

'errmm, ofcourse' Emeka said

'ok, you can go. I'll see you later na' I said
Emeka continue tutoring me for another three hours and I was beginning to get the hang of it.

'its getting late, thank you so far. I appreciate but can we continue this tomorrow?' I said

'ok, let me see you off' Emeka said

Thirty minutes later, I was back at my lodge. Then my phone rang;
'hello' I said

'hello Jenny, sorry I haven't called all this while. How are you?' the caller said

'fine, who am I speaking with please?' I said

'ah ah, dnt you recognise my voice? He said

'I dnt have time for your guessing games, who are you?' I said

'ok, its me. Famous' he said

'mtcheew, what does this broke pikin want now?' I said to myself

'okay? Hi' I said

' we were supposed to hang out remember? Is now a bad time?'

'hmmm, I'm not so sure I can tonight' I said

'please now, you wouldn't regret it. Allow me make it up to you' he said

'I hope not, ok. Where do we meet?' I said

'meet me at 'eaismann' in one hour' he said
'Eaismann is an eatery with a bar attached to the side. It is very close to the school, and its opposite 'pioneer garden'. It has a hall connected to the bar where people could rent out and use as a birthday venue. Sometimes, it could be a make-shift venue for shows.

I dressed casually and carried my 'vex money' ( the amount that could pay for what ever you would order incase your date annoys you.). Incase Famous acts funny, I would pay for my meal and walk out on him.

I got there and met him sitting at a table so I joined him.
' what would you like to eat' he said

' snacks and drinks would be alright' I said

'any specifics' he said

'well, meatpie and any apple drink would do' I Said
He walked to the counter and came back with the order.
' so where were we?' he said as we ate. We talked on for about one hour and thirty minutes. By this time, we had finished eating. Then he said;
'Lets go back to my place'

'why, dnt you like this place?' I said

'ofcourse I do but I want you to know my place and get to know you better. I want to really really know you.' he said

'so because you buy meatpie for me, you don get liver. How else would you know me again?' I said

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Literature / Re: Single Lady by Rubyspice: 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2013
Wesslier: Shey u don enta "mulano jeep?" e go clear u eyes soon.
As 4 ur story, Wat mur can i say? Carry goo
he offered na, what more Dan to enter d jeepu? Lol

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