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EzioAuditore:
God forbid I ever hide my identity! Like I said, umpteenth generation "abokki". Both paternally and maternally.

dats nice, grew up in d north didn't cm in contact with a hausa dat speaks English fluently no offence

Always making mouth, my guy go sit don for dotty

EzioAuditore:
Umpteenth generation "abokki". What? You can't handle the fact that I'm handing your as* to you? Friggin sodite!

this dude is from Edo state hez not a northener

Rilwayne001:
Don't mind the slowpoke jare. He must be banned for 4months

someone said d truth and all u could do is sit and type rubbish. face reality my guy

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Ok

HAUSA/IGBO/YORUBA

HAUSA
Personally, i like the Hausa man because he is
a free & kind giver, welcoming to strangers
and very sincere when it comes to daily
business dealings. A hausa man will hardly
ever want to cheat you in business.
A hausa man is also a contended person, he
can have a very low class and poor job, but he
would be very contended with it and will thank
God. Also, once a hausa man has liked you,
he will almost show u love to the end, only
one thing can turn that love to hatred
overnight and that thin is TOUCHING HIS
RELIGION.
That is the bad side of the hausa man. A
hausa man can do absolutely anything if you
touch his religion, no matter how wicked, or
heartless it may be. The hausa man is easily
brainwashed by religion, once touch his
(religion), he can completely loose his senses.
Also, the hausa man is the greatest
discriminator (especially in the aspect of
religion). This is why you see that hausas
have derogatory names for different people the
way they view them from their religious point
of views. hausa man when it comes to land.
He will come and settle on your land, you will
welcome him and afterwards when he and his
people & children have populated the place,
they forget or deny everything and turn around
to say they are the original ancestral owners
of the place.

IGBO
The good side of the igbo man is that he is a
very hardworking, industrious and progressive
person. An igbo man always believes in sure
progress (i must succeed) and leaves no room
for failure or laziness.
They are very smart, calculative & enteprising
in nature. They bring peace & development to
wherever they go.
An igbo man is well exposed and well travelled
and interacts well with others. They also have
very good looking and beautiful people. They
are resilient and hard headed people who
always stand after their words and choices
and do not waiver here and there. They easily
integrate and acculturate with others wherever
they are found and show utmost respect to
other peoples cultures wherever they go. They
dont believe in opression of those they are
more than. They believe that they should
always be the best in everything, and this is
where some of their problems come in.
The bad side of the igbo man is that they
always like to be on top when doing anything
with you, they want you to play foolish and
them wise. Some of them see all other tribes
as foolish people or less wise and themselves
wiser. They always want to outsmart you.
Also, criminality is another major problem of
the igbos. Always in a bid and haste to
succeed and their love for money, they can
almost do anything at all no matter how
wicked it may be to make money, drug
dealing, armed robbery, baby factory, 419,
production of fake goods e.t.c. Igbos are not
also liberal givers, quite stingy & greedy.

YORUBA
The loveable things about yorubas is firstly
their very respectful nature. Disrespect
towards elders is not tolerated in anyway
amongst them. A yoruba can see you and
greet you ten times a day bending down.
Yorubas are very very peaceful in nature and
not troublemakers.
A yoruba man loves to be enlightened and
believes so much in education and
enlightenment. They are a very neutral people
especially when it comes to religion.
Religious sentiment is the last thing you can
ever try to use to deceive a yoruba man. They
dont care who is a.muslim or who is a
christian, they believe so much in religious
oneness and unity to the end. That is why you
can find a yoruba family with adherents of
islam, christianity & traditional religion, i have
even seen a yoruba man who claims he is a
practitioner of all 3 religions.
Yorubas are very social and fun to be with,
hence their crazy love for partying and
clubbing.
The bad side of yorubas is their attitude of
tribalism. They so much love their culture and
tradition to the end and sometimes take it too
far when dealing with others.
The yoruba man is also just like a chameleon,
never stable in behaviour, a hypocrite, you can
never predict which colour he will be
tomorrow. You can never really trust a yoruba
man because he is a backstabber and
betrayer, both of u may agree something here
and he will go behind your back to say a
different thing. A yoruba man also has a
typical cowardly attitude, anything happens
they will be the first to run away despite their
plenty talk. They talk too much and do little
action. They are very good in insulting and
running their mouths.
A yoruba man is also a very big critic.
Criticizes everything. They are also very big
pretenders, they can see you and fall at your
feet worshipping you with their greetings, only
if u know what they are doing to you at your
back. Yoruba people are also very very dirty
people, no doubt.
Lastly they believe so much in diabolical and
traditional powers, charms, native doctors
(babalawo) and juju medicine, this is why
there are so many human parts factories in
the land for human rituals.
Anyone that thinks it's a lie, watch any yoruba
movie starting to ending and if you dont see
babalawo involved, then know that all i am
writing here is untrue trash.
However, in all these cases, there are people
who will always have exceptional characters.
So it is not applicable to 100% of the people,
but however majority.
Any middlebelter who has lived amongst these
3 majority groups can always attest to this,
sentiments aside.
Someone from Kogi said, the 3 major Nigerian
groups are our 3 major problems in this
country. I partly agree with that and at the
same time partly disagree because the 3
major Nigerian groups have also been
blessings to Nigeria one way or the other in
different ways, just that in summary always,
they will always have good & bad sides as
almost all things have their unique
advantages and disadvantages.

HAUSA/IGBO/YORUBA

HAUSA
Personally, i like the Hausa man because he is
a free & kind giver, welcoming to strangers
and very sincere when it comes to daily
business dealings. A hausa man will hardly
ever want to cheat you in business.
A hausa man is also a contended person, he
can have a very low class and poor job, but he
would be very contended with it and will thank
God. Also, once a hausa man has liked you,
he will almost show u love to the end, only
one thing can turn that love to hatred
overnight and that thin is TOUCHING HIS
RELIGION.
That is the bad side of the hausa man. A
hausa man can do absolutely anything if you
touch his religion, no matter how wicked, or
heartless it may be. The hausa man is easily
brainwashed by religion, once touch his
(religion), he can completely loose his senses.
Also, the hausa man is the greatest
discriminator (especially in the aspect of
religion). This is why you see that hausas
have derogatory names for different people the
way they view them from their religious point
of views. hausa man when it comes to land.
He will come and settle on your land, you will
welcome him and afterwards when he and his
people & children have populated the place,
they forget or deny everything and turn around
to say they are the original ancestral owners
of the place.

IGBO
The good side of the igbo man is that he is a
very hardworking, industrious and progressive
person. An igbo man always believes in sure
progress (i must succeed) and leaves no room
for failure or laziness.
They are very smart, calculative & enteprising
in nature. They bring peace & development to
wherever they go.
An igbo man is well exposed and well travelled
and interacts well with others. They also have
very good looking and beautiful people. They
are resilient and hard headed people who
always stand after their words and choices
and do not waiver here and there. They easily
integrate and acculturate with others wherever
they are found and show utmost respect to
other peoples cultures wherever they go. They
dont believe in opression of those they are
more than. They believe that they should
always be the best in everything, and this is
where some of their problems come in.
The bad side of the igbo man is that they
always like to be on top when doing anything
with you, they want you to play foolish and
them wise. Some of them see all other tribes
as foolish people or less wise and themselves
wiser. They always want to outsmart you.
Also, criminality is another major problem of
the igbos. Always in a bid and haste to
succeed and their love for money, they can
almost do anything at all no matter how
wicked it may be to make money, drug
dealing, armed robbery, baby factory, 419,
production of fake goods e.t.c. Igbos are not
also liberal givers, quite stingy & greedy.

YORUBA
The loveable things about yorubas is firstly
their very respectful nature. Disrespect
towards elders is not tolerated in anyway
amongst them. A yoruba can see you and
greet you ten times a day bending down.
Yorubas are very very peaceful in nature and
not troublemakers.
A yoruba man loves to be enlightened and
believes so much in education and
enlightenment. They are a very neutral people
especially when it comes to religion.
Religious sentiment is the last thing you can
ever try to use to deceive a yoruba man. They
dont care who is a.muslim or who is a
christian, they believe so much in religious
oneness and unity to the end. That is why you
can find a yoruba family with adherents of
islam, christianity & traditional religion, i have
even seen a yoruba man who claims he is a
practitioner of all 3 religions.
Yorubas are very social and fun to be with,
hence their crazy love for partying and
clubbing.
The bad side of yorubas is their attitude of
tribalism. They so much love their culture and
tradition to the end and sometimes take it too
far when dealing with others.
The yoruba man is also just like a chameleon,
never stable in behaviour, a hypocrite, you can
never predict which colour he will be
tomorrow. You can never really trust a yoruba
man because he is a backstabber and
betrayer, both of u may agree something here
and he will go behind your back to say a
different thing. A yoruba man also has a
typical cowardly attitude, anything happens
they will be the first to run away despite their
plenty talk. They talk too much and do little
action. They are very good in insulting and
running their mouths.
A yoruba man is also a very big critic.
Criticizes everything. They are also very big
pretenders, they can see you and fall at your
feet worshipping you with their greetings, only
if u know what they are doing to you at your
back. Yoruba people are also very very dirty
people, no doubt.
Lastly they believe so much in diabolical and
traditional powers, charms, native doctors
(babalawo) and juju medicine, this is why
there are so many human parts factories in
the land for human rituals.
Anyone that thinks it's a lie, watch any yoruba
movie starting to ending and if you dont see
babalawo involved, then know that all i am
writing here is untrue trash.
However, in all these cases, there are people
who will always have exceptional characters.
So it is not applicable to 100% of the people,
but however majority.
Any middlebelter who has lived amongst these
3 majority groups can always attest to this,
sentiments aside.
Someone from Kogi said, the 3 major Nigerian
groups are our 3 major problems in this
country. I partly agree with that and at the
same time partly disagree because the 3
major Nigerian groups have also been
blessings to Nigeria one way or the other in
different ways, just that in summary always,
they will always have good & bad sides as
almost all things have their unique
advantages and disadvantages.

Abeg make una face front joor

Michael Ballack

size40:
My advice to my south south brothers is to do away with the Igbo's because nothing good can come from the Igbos . now that the Igbos has taught my people how to play this their ethnic, tribal and very dirty politics where has it led GEJ and the PDP to? GEJ was hoping on the Igbos to deliver him at the poll when he, GEJ knows the combined votes of all the south south and south east can't make him win. yes, I didn't support GEJ and the PDP. Rather I gave my support to APC, Buhari and Amaechi. my people should take it as a bitter lesson to learn never to follow the igbos in play this their dirty and ethnic politics that has cost them the presidency for years now.

u r a total cow, u mustn't comment if u hv notin to say

Ruffychuks:
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this is d p.a

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[img][/img]this Jonathan's personal assistant was discovered to be in a romantic relationship with okonji iweala.

this Jonathan's personal assistant was discovered to be in a romantic relationship with okonji iweala.

In cheesy horror movies and TV
shows, dogs can always sense
things that humans can’t –
whether it’s body-snatching aliens,
lurking serial killers, or
supernatural evil-doers. But what
about in real life? According to one
recent survey, over 40% of
Americans believe that their pets
have a sixth sense. Does this sixth
sense allow them to see dead
people just like that kid in the
Bruce Willis flick?
It’s not as far-fetched as it might
seem. Dogs certainly hear and
smell better than humans, which in
many instances allows them to
anticipate dangers long before we
can. In some cases – canine cancer
detection, for example – their
abilities are well-documented, but
difficult for science to explain. With
their superior senses, dogs might
also be able to perceive ghosts,
spirits, and other entities we
humans rarely glimpse.

Doggy Ghost
Hunters

Do you believe in ghosts? If so, it’s
not much of a stretch to conclude
that dogs can sense them better
than humans can. Some people
claim that animals, like children,
have a paranormal ability see “the
other side.” However, there’s a
simpler explanation that doesn’t
require dogs to have any abilities
beyond what has already been well
documented.
First, let’s define some terms. A
ghost is the manifestation of a
person (or perhaps an animal) who
is no longer living. A spirit is a
broader term that includes not only
ghosts, but other supernatural
entities that may occasionally
make their presence known. Both
ghosts and spirits are known for
being difficult to spot – otherwise
everyone would believe in them,
right?
It makes sense that dogs could
perceive ghosts in ways that
humans simply can’t. In fact, you
could say they’re natural ghost
hunters, with abilities that humans
can only approximate with
sophisticated electronic equipment.
Consider some of the phenomena
professional ghost hunters try to
document, how they go about it,
and how dogs match up:
Sounds. Ghost hunters often use
amplified microphones to capture
every little sound, hoping to record
a few bone-chilling ghost whispers.
Dogs naturally hear sounds at
higher frequencies than humans,
and can move their ears
independently toward wherever the
sound is coming from.
Visuals. Ghost hunters employ
night vision cameras. Dogs
naturally see much better than
humans in low light (cats see even
better).
Electromagnetic Fluctuations. A
popular tool in the ghost hunter’s
arsenal is the EMF detector, which
measures the surrounding
electromagnetic field. While not
widely accepted, many people
believe that dogs can sense
electromagnetic changes as well.
Of course, the area where dogs
really shine is sense of smell. They
can smell thousands of times better
than humans. It’s no exaggeration
to say that dogs experience a
whole other world of scent that’s
completely closed off to us. It’s
possible that ghosts and spirits
can be detected through minute
odors that we humans don’t even
know exist.

What the
Skeptics Say

The first thing any card-carrying
skeptic will say is that ghosts and
spirits aren’t real. It’s pointless to
debate whether dogs can see, hear,
or smell something that doesn’t
exist. End of debate.
Setting that aside, naysayers are
quick to argue that people only
remember their dog’s strange
behavior when it correlates to
something weird or noteworthy. For
example, if our dog gets freaked
out by the sound of a plastic bag
blowing in the wind, we tend
chuckle and forget about it. But
when the same dog gets spooked
for no reason at all that we can
see , we imagine it to be a ghost. In
fact, the dog might be barking at
the sound of another plastic bag a
block over, one we can’t see or
hear ourselves.
It’s also possible that your dog
isn’t reacting to a ghost at all, but
something else altogether –
namely, you . Dogs can pick up on
subtle cues that we don’t even
realize we’re giving off. If you’re
spooked, your dog can definitely
sense that – and might become
tense or confused as a result.
That might not be the most
satisfying explanation, but it’s
remarkable in its own way. Dogs
may or may not be able to see
ghosts, but when it comes to
reading living humans, they can be
downright scary.

hifaif:
Who else can but David Oyedepo?

i bliv if u own a car only u cn open d car except u gv d keys out.

from Bishop Oyedepo's statement he would open d gates of hell to those who oppose Jonathan, my questions are:
1. how could u open d gates to a property if it is not owned by u, or directly in ur care.
2. why shld a man of God open d gates of hell oda than heaven.

chiefololade:
Who are you.. no offence meant but how did u know all this?

read it bro

Many have heard about this match. Some
think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s
only a joke. But only few know the truth.
A long time ago, few months after the end
of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military
Governor of Lagos decided to stage an
exhibition match at the then glorious
National Stadium Lagos. He thought it
would be a special way of celebrating
Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of
helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody
years that had just passed. He wanted to
stage the match between Nigeria & Ghana
but was advised against it. His advisers
reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria
3-Nil at the 1960 Independence Match,
that another loss to Ghana might defeat
the purpose of the exhibition match. His
advisers suggested that they choose a
team that would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed.
Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was
considered. India was considered. USA was
considered. And India was chosen. He &
his advisers believed that India would be a
walkover. But had he known what would
happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes,
Brazil were the reigning world champions
at the time but… Oh, had he known.
India agreed to play the exhibition match
with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best teams in
Africa. And they had never played with an
African team before. What more! They were
most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to
their three special conditions. What were
these conditions?
Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday
afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the
National Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators. That was Condition No.
1, that the match be played on India’s
Independence Day. As the players of
Nigeria & India came into the pitch,
spectators screamed with more excitement
as they saw that all the twenty-two
players were barefooted. That was
Condition No. 2. (Remember that India
had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup
because they weren’t allowed to play
barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his
whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian
referee had been suspended by FIFA earlier
that year but had accepted to officiate this
special match.) Indian forward Amer Al-
Amer made the first pass. And before
anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”,
one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into
the air towards the Nigerian post. The
gaint of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel
Okala, dived to the right while the ball
dropped into the left side of the net.
Gooooaaal!!! 3-0. That was Condition No.
3, that each goal scored by India would be
counted as 3points while each by Nigeria
would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed
because they believed that India could
never score. Or at least couldn’t score
more than one goal.) Emmanuel was
looking confused. He was very sure he had
dived towards the ball. Every other person
thought he’d deliberately let the Indians
score just to spice up the game.
Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild
with jubilation.
Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday
Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As
Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he
was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal
Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly
shot the ball into the air towards Nigeria’s
post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so
confused. He could have sworn it was Paul
his teammate he had passed to.
Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the
Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to
Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass
into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He
was shocked when he saw the ball in the
legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna
wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late!
Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal!
9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes?
Nigerian spectators were wondering what
was happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed.
15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed
Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz
Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick.
27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal.
30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak. At the twentieth
minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with
the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But
as he raised his leg to shoot, he slipped &
fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa
easily took the ball as Paul lay on the
ground moaning like a baby. That was the
nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian
post so far.
Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals
more, the score stood at 54-0. Some
spectators angrily left the stadium even
before the half-time whistle. Others waited
patiently, hoping that Nigeria would
revenge in the 2nd half.
“Boys, what the hell is happening out
there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he
was shouting at Emmanuel Okala.
Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know
what to say.
“Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I
think I know what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him now.
“Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using
ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed &
nodded & murmured amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There
is no magic in football!”

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Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his
youth team won 23-0. He scored all 23goals.
Chelsea have been relegated more times than
that they have won the league.
The difference in Messi's age & Ronaldo's age is
869days. The same difference between Messi
and Ronaldo's son.
Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry,Vieira, Fàbregas, RVP, Toure, Adebayor
and Nasri for £42m. Then sold them for £206m
Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his
whole career.
Only one gold PL trophy has been awarded and it
was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season
they didn't lose any match.
Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks,
four goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions,
and eight on an occasion.
When Mourinho says you have a bright future;
It means you can't make his team at the present.
Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at
the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher
for mocking his family's financial status.
CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives
blood & getting a tattoo would render him
unable to do so for 6 months.
real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys
in one day. Juventus sold 0 Bendtner jerseys in
one season.
In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by
Barcelona after leaving them just three points
above the relegation zone.
Arsenal have won two trophies since Manchester
United last won a competitive match.
Burnley have spent £45million on transfers since
1882. Manchester United have spent
£59.7million last week.
Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes Attended the
Same Tactical Management School.

Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his
youth team won 23-0. He scored all 23goals.
Chelsea have been relegated more times than
that they have won the league.
The difference in Messi's age & Ronaldo's age is
869days. The same difference between Messi
and Ronaldo's son.
Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry,Vieira, Fàbregas, RVP, Toure, Adebayor
and Nasri for £42m. Then sold them for £206m
Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his
whole career.
Only one gold PL trophy has been awarded and it
was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season
they didn't lose any match.
Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks,
four goals on 31 occasions, five on six occasions,
and eight on an occasion.
When Mourinho says you have a bright future;
It means you can't make his team at the present.
Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at
the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher
for mocking his family's financial status.
CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives
blood & getting a tattoo would render him
unable to do so for 6 months.
real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys
in one day. Juventus sold 0 Bendtner jerseys in
one season.
In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by
Barcelona after leaving them just three points
above the relegation zone.
Arsenal have won two trophies since Manchester
United last won a competitive match.
Burnley have spent £45million on transfers since
1882. Manchester United have spent
£59.7million last week.
Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes Attended the
Same Tactical Management School.

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