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missKiffy:
You are sighted

I double sight you my dear sister.....Seriously....i

missKiffy:
All this need to stop, while I was in school, a lady was mistakenly poured acid, cos her friend thought it was water, some students kept some materials for disinfectant in the hostel and there's a material there that looks like water inside eva water bottle, the girl thought it was water and poured it on her friend cos it was her friends birthday. The reaction was that of pouring acid on someone, the girl needed about 12m for surgery. I don't even know whether she survived or not. All this acts of pouring things on people should be stopped

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AleXis0r:
SSCE.. We were writing Chemistry nd the supervisor never talked to us for any reason.. Then, my school's exam officer offered him the usual softdrinks we give to our invigilators..
After a while, this man left the hall with his drink at hand. He went under a tree which is about 150meters from the hall.. He sat there, sipping his drinks 4 at least 20mins.
We were relieved in d hall nd we did whateva we wanted.. So this girl came to my seat (I was always d only 1 on my seat), she began disturbing me 2 help her with answers [Oh, I was d HeadBoy], although I hadn't written anything to a reasonable length.. I kept quite, not paying attention to her, and busy looking at the supervisor far away (my seat was just by the window)...
Sudenly, a strong wind came from nowhere and directly towards the tree where d supervisor was.. The wind carried different sorts of dirts, papers,etc. The supervisor had a nice bath as I saw him covering his face with one hand, and his drink with the other..
I never made good use of that opportunity though.

What is this one saying

...I think its based on experience and interview performance

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ozoigbondu:
Folish man since you told us we are going to die inside lagoon if we vote for JK we have decided to vote J.K for we are proud and arrogant and also detest threats in order to see how the sky is when it falls and now how it feels to die inside lagoon and how many of us it can swallow. We shall vote JK out of curiorsity

Nwanne Uku.....for daring Us....we must vote JK....JK is Okay.....

Buh @softapple.....why woud you do such an aborminable thing...U F-up sha....

....No matter what is saaid or how it is said, I still "chosed" to remain silent in ghostmode and read comments....

....I have chosed to remain silent in ghostmode and read comments....

Eruditor and Goskian !!!....Again Dah!! Well sha... We are watching...Scarletdp hope U dey see Oo....SPDC...Shell Petroluem Development Company

softrise:
Nairaland is filled with job hunters so nobody has an idea, believe me if u get this job u wil hardly visit Nairaland.

I am a DG Technician. I visit Nairaland every hour everYday to refresh this thread and read your comments. Make of
that what you will.

intbizoil:
Guys, I hail and pray that all succeed. My friend is in a dilemma. He passed the test and is gunning for the interview. He is a lecturer in a Federal Polytechnic. He is afraid if he mentions it on his CV or during the interview it might affect his chances considering the fact that NNPC is another federal establishment and might not want to employ somebody from another federal establishment. House pls advise should he go ahead and add it as part of his work experience or leave it out?

Broe...Tell your friend to take the advice of the kind gentleman above me....for the following reasons.....
1. It saves the panelist the stress of interviewing one less candidtate
2. It reduces the competition to other prospective candidate
3. It saves our dear country cost of the transport stipend that would have been paid to him
4. .......
Makai continue....

**Bros no vex Ooo....Na Just my opinion Ooo...**

Threemg:
U don vex? Abegg No VEX Bikonu.

Brotherly I no vex Ooo...am still ur boi...am still Loyal to d core...na just for the fun of it Ooo......Let the games continue.... Eruditor and Goskian....U can now hav the Floor...(Ring)!!!

Threemg:
For Christ's sake u guys r brothers nah! Please stop ds exchange of words, OSUN people are great people! Please stop ds I beg you guys in the name of the LORD!

Oga park well joor.....u don see two pipo wey dey blow grammer u don dey claim dem to be OSUn people abi Shioo!!!

scarletdp:
Dude, for real, you are killing the fun out of this bout... Please lets just read and lol. No vex abeg.

Scarletdp ...no vex Oo...abeg...I am ur boi...still very humble...correction taken......

Goskian:
Well as I said, I won't quote you, so that you can easily correct yourself later. The plural of the noun mail is mail. I like to succintly teach empty barrels like you. Go through the link below to learn. You will be wise someday.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101201054822AAm6sp3

Wow!!!!....Eruditor 2-Goskian 2....Mehn n Brethren....this is Wow....am enjoying the bout and learning at the same damn time....see punchlines....who ever thought it could get this heated.....even Mayweather Vs Pacquaio sef nor go reach this one....

Eruditor:
What could be better an Oxymoron? You and Comprehend in the same sentence. You will give AY a run for his money I tell you!

"Many mail will be sent". It is the crooner of such a poorly prepared sentence that was mouthing off on intellectual capacities and comprehension. Steaming Turd.

Go back and read the post I made that had you throwing unwarranted fits. When you are done, you can place an apology here.

Hahahahhahaha.....Eruditor 2-Goskian 1....its getting more interesting people...!!!....if u r not seeing this heavyweight bout live on this space...U r missing plenty.....I doubt if Scorfield245 can stand this heat....**disclaimer** abeg...oga Scorfield...na joke I dey joke Oo....**

Goskian:
You just proved that you are a loggerhead indeed... because you can't comprehend a simple sentence. What a pity! Mono-template retardeen.

Am loving this bout.....Nice one Goskian...quite a power packed punch in few lines....that's what's up...!!!......Oya Eruditor...ur turn

Eruditor:
The Irredeemable oaf doesn't fail to disappoint. He has now betrayed his pseudo-intellectualism by employing simple sentence gaffes like " I AM LEAGUE ABOVE..." What a waste of Philips Consulting SMS slot you are. I won't even engage you. I will ask your alma mater to give you a refund for all your tuitions (both University and secondary). If a 2.1 graduate doesn't know what the idiom "to be at Loggerheads" means or where 'Loggerhead' as it were is used, such a one is definitely in a league of his own.

I can give you a punchline that you can quote and if you understand it then your IQ is not lower than the atomic weight of Helium.

"If you are in a league of your own, you are playing yourself".

Now run along. Callow Cretin.

Chhhhooooiiiiii!!!!!........Brotherly that's what am talking about....Oya Goskian na first attack be dat Ooo....make this thread dey hot dey go while we wait for our mails.... I love the part of his... "IQ is not lower than the atomic weight of Helium"...Mehn!!!.....Brother I give U part of my title.....Eruditor ..U r Rugged!!.....

Eruditor:
So says the ignoramus that the worst ignoramus in the world didn't want to be like.

Keep it moving, I spoke above you. If you understood my last post your brain would have overheated.

Ghen! Ghen!!.....Goskian Vs
Eruditor....Let the games
begin.....!!!.**am taking front
row sit with 1 GMG bag of pop
corn and 1 barrel of Alomo
Bitters!!**

Goskian:
I AM LEAGUE ABOVE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. I guess passing an aptitude test for the first time in your miserable life is deceiving you, Loggerhead. Don't bother to quote me, because I won't dignify you with a response.

Ghen! Ghen!!.....Goskian Vs
Eruditor....Let the games
begin.....!!!.**am taking front
row sit with 1 GMG bag of pop
corn and 1 barrel of Alomo
Bitters!!**

Goskian:
I AM LEAGUE ABOVE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. I guess passing an aptitude test for the first time in your miserable life is deceiving you, Loggerhead. Don't bother to quote me, because I won't dignify you with a response.

Ghen! Ghen!!.....Goskian Vs Eruditor....Let the games begin.....!!!.**am taking front row sit with 1 GMG bag of pop corn and 1 barrel of Alomo Bitters!!**

mrnilobrawn:
What did this scorfield guy did, why everyone after him?

....Guy just pray make Scorfield nor come back this thread come see say u dey mention him moniker inside your bad grammer Ooo.... hmmm.....I sweaR the guy go keeee you...lol...


Take the advise offered by the bros above me and read from page 85 ....the fear of Scorfield is the beginning of Intelligence....

Ifywhyteman:
[b]My attending that test was by faith, as i practically had to push myself off from the bed, into the bathroom, took my shower, not still sure of what i was doing, got dressed and headed for Enugu. Before that day i only got the first SMS, no knowledge of my test centre as i had forgotten amongst the three possible States in my mind which of them i actually filled in as my possible test centre, with no further detail or direction, i journeyed. I got to Enugu on the morning of that exam, the very first table i approached was where i FOUND my card, lo that was actually my centre, and with joy i had to call all and informed them what has happened cos i believe it was all the handiwork of God. So even today, as many have received their IV sms for the next phase of test/interview and i am yet to do so, i refuse to be unhappy, i refuse to lose hope...i restate that God is great and i strongly believe if it is His will that i join you guys to that interview and get this job He would still do it for me, even on the morning of that interview...Can i have a resounding Amen!...I'm off to the Blessed Sacrament, for some serious prayers..See you guys in Abuja or wherever that interview is going to be![/b]

I love You My brother...with the Love Of Jesus Christ....