₦airaland Forum

Sorry my dear

Wonders, why the recent invasion of snakes? Or are we taking over their natural habitat that they have chosen to invade our own?

Cool

shadowgwalker:
Mine happened back then while in secondary sch. We had a Jss3 end of session party in a karaoke bar, I was a gentle guy back then , even till nw.

I think that was the first time I tasted alcohol, while in my sober mood somebody grabbed the mic from my gf and started singing , to me all I cud hear was a croaking sound and it was annoying. I shouted at the guy to keep quiet and he continued. I approached him and seized the mic, flung it away and walked back to my table.

The guy, together with his gang approached my table. These guys were area bois who crash parties.
The one who seemed to be their leader mumbled a few words, raised his hands to dash me slap but I used my left arm to wave his blow and with my right fist I made him pummelled down a distance of about 20metres.

The other guys were shocked, they rushed me with planks and bottls, I fought restlessly and brutalized them all mercilessly.

I stuck my fist inside the first guys mouth and pulled out his lungs. The second guy rushed me witth his broken bottle and I slapped it off and spun him around grabbed his spinal cord and pulled it off.
At this moment I was really possesed by the happy moment, I reached out to the 3rd guy and severed his face with my fist.
The rest ran off, the NPF then 'swung into action' ... till date, they still look for me in Smallville not knowing I'm now based in Gotham City.

you again. Havent u found ur fellow alumnus yet

Haven't been involved in any cept its work related, buh I can share a friend's story:
Date: June 12 2013
Location: A University South of Nigeria.
He got a call at about 1200hrs to go into the school premises and rescue 3 Persons (2 Principal Staff of the University and a Spouse of one of them) who were trapped in their offices in the ensuing violence that had erupted when the students staged a protest calling for better transportation means. From his narration, he successfully got 2 persons out, but on third trip as the staff was about to enter the boot of the vehicle(covert), one of the students saw them and called the attention of others who chased them,smashed the back windshield and was nearly lynched. Tho he escaped but with minor injuries to himself and the car was damaged. I think he got a promotion at work and a recommendation letter from the University.

Do u know how to use cmd.exe?

Its his signature tho

After 3 days! The Doctor who certified him clinically dead should be probed.

From your analysis seems you HAD been a die-hard fan of the Kardashians(hope I spelt it right tho). Don't get me wrong dude; but ur complete knowledge of details and titbits of their daily lives keep me in a state of confusion that only one question comes to mind: WHAT WENT WRONG?

Nuf already? Nah, just d beginning

Performing his dubious miracles with money instead of prayers

That's correct. #CHANGEIsHere

Mma ette above me ameseire ooo

xamuelotu:
there say Calabar is not save, there is a lot of sorting in unical, bla,bla bla. I knw dey 4 much talk, I stand 4 seeing is believing. View this pic

Okay

I have a feeling that no governor(APC NOR PDP) will lose his seat.

So sad; "we know not what will happen the next minute"

ebosie11:
They are both big boys

People's comment online speaks a lot about their personality offline #RESPECT TO YOU #AGoodMotherYouAre(hope u are female tho)

From my assessment, I rather you choose Uyo but travel to Calabar during the yuletide season.

fratermathy:
Oh thanks for your COMPREHENSIVE comparison. I'm already noting things now. On the issue of university, would you say UNIUYO has a better academic standard than UNICAL? what about the school environment.? Which do u think is more conducive. Thanks in anticipation.

Oh yes, both UNICAL and UNIUYO have high academic standards but UNIUYO is better.
Uniuyo has a more conducive environment for learning judging by the permanent site location.

I have worked in both cities; AKS and CRS, I actually got my first degree from the former. Hence comparing both cities:
++Housing: Uyo is cheaper in terms of accommodation as CRS is more of a tourist destination.
++ Hospitality: UYO, you get more favors from the Ibibios of AKS than the Efiks of CRS. And AKS has got generous politicians than CRS
++Education (M.Sc): Get prepared to study hard in Uniuyo, whereas Unical grades can be manipulated.
++ Nightlife: Uyo is more secured with availability of street lights and funfilled, but CRS is a place to be during yhe Christmas period.
++ Feeding: foodstuff are cheaper in AKS than CRS.
++Security: AKS has a more comprehensive security system than CRS
++Job Opportunities: None

From assessment, choose Uyo but traveled to Calabar during the yuletide season

Its a Scam my dear. Its prolly GNLD or som'in like dat

Dunno

D

Babe bia, this your English funny pass wetin u write about ooo, anyway I understand, which part of 9ja u from sef? Ke kwanu?

urbighead:
How is it scam?

Mysmallhead tells me that as a nigerian no Bank will conduct an interview inside a church and the job wasn't advertised by diamond bank either.

So use urbighead

Stupidity at its peak

"claims"