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Get well ikeme

Elle277:
Ordinary No you can't say, wait until you're tagged the latest donor,your eyes go clear...mtchwwww

As for the dinner she requested, I didn't say no nor yes.

tytachile:
leave church out and do what conscience tell you

Thanks

lovethchioma:
A married woman isn't in Love with you.
A married woman wants use you to satisfy her urge before her husband comes back to finally kill you.
A married woman might also want you to impregnate her with the permission of her husband.


Either way you look at it , the fact still remains that a married woman wants to use you .




Modified- I still wonder what all these young guys see in married women, how can you contemplate sleeping with a married woman for Christ sake , no matter how tempting she might be. In fact the guys that will sleep with your wives are still writing their common entrance examination..... so please continue.

Ma'am, I have no intentions whatsoever to have sex with that lady.

Jenny1010:
i have heard stories of guys who got stuck inside a married woman .



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well, thats not of my biz. op just follow your instinct

In don't Intend to have sex with her Ma'am

MissRaine69:
So you are incapable of just saying no? How did she get your number? Why do you answer her calls or engage in lengthy conversation? You want something to happen, you are just seeking validation.

When I gave her my number, I did that within the in church premises and never thought she got it for something else. As for the lengthy conversation, that's where I erred, but she started by saying she wanted advice on something. As for the dinner I've got to decline.

KevMitnick:
Run in the opposite direction and very fast too. You are a lab rat waiting to be used, you may even be amazed at the fact that her oga is aware of the ploy for you to get her pregnant.

I seriously doubt that(getting her pregnant), I don't even have feelings talk more of it being sexual. She told me of a procedure the husband wants to undergo, só me being the lab rat et al, There's No Sense in it!!!!

joseo:
flee from sin before sin will push you out of your post (security)

Run from the position or how do you suggest I go about it?

mofeoluwadassah:
lie say u knw like am

She's making me pity her.

Hi Romancelanders,

I don't intend to bore you with my bio n stuffs, just straight to the point. I attend a church and belong to the Security Unit; Altar Sector precisely (those guys that stand n face the church with radios plugged to their ears from beginning till the end of service). Because of my appealing face, I'm always chosen to be in front which is very close to the choir stand.

However, I have this lady in the choir, she's married but childless, we started speaking some weeks ago. We happen to start speaking one Wednesday when I had to drop her after service.

Fast forward, she calls daily and stuff, I got to know that the husband is impotent and she's the one that got him his job. Deep down in me, I do not want anything to do with her, but she's always calling and asking for dinner at her place or mine. I recently (today)also got to find out that the husband has been out of the country for 4 months now.

sukkot:
today is 777. i wonder if something cataclysmic catastrophic will happen today. or maybe this birth is the event that will mark this cosmic landmark date. the rebirth aafter 70 years and 7 years

on a side note trump got into office on the 70th year and 7 month and 7th day of his life on this earth. THE UNIVERSE IS SPEAKING. CAN YALL HEAR ?

Stop posting trashy stuff. 7 isn't equivalent to 17

Pictures

I know a guy this his wife Sarah used to date

During my first course of investigation, I found out that a person's handwriting can never change, that is method of placing adjectives or verbs etc can never change, as such, the bastard is chatting with himself.

This guy is truly demented.

The guy married my ex, don't know if I should be angry for him surviving or happy he survived.

#TeamMILF

Linus Ogonus ; its a botanical name for liars especially females.

High on a substance, which contains extreme levels of cannabis.

I had just 300k in my account;home and abroad. One Sunday, I went to pick my girl for church from their house only to see her carrying water on her head, stood there n made calls so a borehole can be drilled the next day. Ended up spending all the money (300k)the next day for the drilling, tank stand and tank. 2 days later, my car engine knocked n she broke up with me.

Augustap:

I meant every word i said...ur reply is funny though

Okay Ma'am, if you say so. Happy Sunday to you.

Augustap:

Don't worry, someone who will love you till death will come ur way. Just keep loving

That's kind, though tainted with a little bit of sarcasm

BabaCommander:
It's possible you were the wrong person... If you can't meet up with your responsibilies, your partner may seek solace in another arm.

Do you think its all about responsibilities, my dear friend, I met with all needs and wants of that girl, but faithfulness wasn't in her.

FAITHFULNESS; No matter how much money, time, gifts, good sex etc is involved, if a girls doesn't have it in her, she CAN NEVER BE.

I cried, not because of the betrayal, but the time wasted, loving the wrong person. But the experience never made me stop loving, I just continued.

I have done so much for the wrong person and I am just imagining what I'll do for the right one.

Come n complete this list ooo, before I skin your balls

4larhhh:
Few days ago I saw a comment where someone was asking for
a space to faint. She said "please is there space in your house? I
want to faint, my sister has fainted where I am suppose to
faint". And comments like "shift lemme faint" After considering the rate at which people look
for spaces to faint these days, as a wise bae with business oriented mind,
I've decided to open a fainting center. Below are the
categories of spaces for fainting and their prices:
1.) Fainting on the floor :1k
2.) Fainting on the couch: 2k
3.) Fainting on the Bed: 3k
4.) Fainting in my house :4k
5.) Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after waking up:7k
6.) Fainting in a plane : 20k
7.) Fainting on express road: free... (shebi semi- death dey hungry u)
In case your desired fainting space isn't here keep calm the
business just started and we're still making provision for more
fainting spaces.
Thanks for fainting with us
, book your fainting space now!!! Thanks much

U DON really crack me up this morning. Tosay rain no dey fall, I for tell you to come take one bottle.

Congratulations to the promoted officers

Congratulations to those who have been successful

Truly he has dieded