myfantasies:
Ur wife has been poisoning u since 2008 nd u r still alive

Which means she has been using the wrong antidote

Bros, please check out the meaning of Antidote, biko.

Medunah:

Bribery can never get u first class or distinction.

This mistake could be a typo.

Please show me one English word that is spelt Distention.

Omo!

5starmilitant:
He don miss her spaghetti no be small. only that hug fit make him cum sef


In other news!!!

I dey tell you. By now d guy waist go don full

discusant:


Crude oil glutton. You have had your years. Go home.

Lol... . Chairman, am proudly Niger deltan from Delta state. My community is blessed with crude oil, but guess. We see beyond the crude here. we don't give a f*uck about the oyel. We keep our hustle tight and real.

Who oyel don help?

How has the Wiked fallen and the weapons of war (rigging) perished. Published it Ubima. Tell it in the town of Ahaoda, so the children of hate and wailing wailers may know that the end of of Wiked Wike is nigh.

Kool.

Nah. looks more like a church then.

That singular act of his might just cause the media house loosing the award they have been winning back to back this year.
So much for professionalism.

Is it just me or are there others who also observed that nearly if not all of those dishes from those civilized countries are serve on same type of lunch pack and are on same table. Do you mean to tell me that they all have same table in their schools

Three baby mamas and three children. That is to say he marked register for the 3 mamas body.

Funke watch ya back o.

haibe:


Delsu is not a school then

A very archaic practice,I tell you.

Na normal tin here na. It happens every year. The worst thing is you can't use "strong head" to say you won't participate. They will just flog you. Those you see doing it also passed through it. Very early in the morning, they will go from door to door and be bringing out all the freshers one after the other. The ones that has not prepared him /her self by wearing the necessary costume Na im cum know. The tin is, they don't inflict bodily harm. They don't flog or slap. It's only those that wants to form 'I nor go do' that always receive some lashing.

saxywale:
There is still no proof in that 36 seconds video that anyone or thing was caught having sex. Bloggers like spreading false news.

As in ehn.... The OP smoke grass. Na wetin Im come think say he video 4 there Na? That could be a crowd separating two people fighting for all I care.You couldn't even go close to get a clear coverage and you call it evidence

Fat pig.

Houseofglam7:
What's Dammy Krane

A heavy duty vehicle used for lifting heavy weights owned by Dammy.

Diary of a jilted girlfriend.

MagicBishop:
[size=18pt]They should transfer him to the sambisa diocese since he is now an advocate of one Nijeriya and northern rule.

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An IPAD sorry, IPOB youth spotted.

Chai! Na makeup just be most gals beauty o. See as Sophia cum be like somebody else for Dat pinzhur.

Awa oyel

Ajusshi:
Why she never get belle? abi Osho is impotent ni?

Shine ur eye, guy. Oshio baba don knack her akpako

Dymaco:
anambra people na no go area for money sharing....
they go chop but will Neva vote 4 u.
I can remember wen ngige was sharing money to win while people dey vote for ekwunife free after choping

Where is the Ekwunife today now?

melvinjames:
Buhari's democracy:
Arrest PDP publicity sec
Arraign former PDP chairman
Rubbish the brilliant NOI
Do all of this on the same day.


#TheOneChanceBus.

Wasted sperm and energy.

swagaholic:
I swear, u 2 fine

Guy, na only booby I see there o. Nothing dey there.

Baby father of the year award
Imade - Davido ft Sophia Momodu

Abeg make una nor blame me fa. Since dem nor give my guy any award, make me ma create one for am na

Steve Harvey deserves to be banned.

MissSlimbody:
...Wish I could like your post a million times.

Na Godwin,sist.

jared007:
that's no extortion. Must u worship at the auditorium? If u don't want ur 1000 naira to sponsor the gospel why not proceed to ojo viewing center? You are right am one of the "brainwashed sheep" becos the brainwasing is propelling me 4ward and upward in life.

The money is being used to further the Gospel,you said?What happened the Tithes and offerings being collected?Christ Embassy is suppose to be the richest church in Nigeria.They don't pay their pastors,cos most of them work Part-time.Winners Chapel that pay their pastors and other church workers would not do what CEC is doing.Christ Embassy does not build churches,they only rent buildings and start their services there.I know what am saying cos i was a worshipper with Christ Embassy.There is nothing new you will tell me about that Ministry.They don't assist their Satellite churches out in terms of building worship centres.Christ Embassy came to my community in the year 2004.When they came,they started from the public school there.They stayed for a while and then moved to a Hotel hall there.From there,they moved to the town hall of the community.From there they moved to another hotel's hall in the community.When the owner of the hotel the wanted to start using it fully,they moved backed to a primary school classroom.Up till this very moment,they are still worshipping in a classroom.Winners Chapel came to the same community and in their second year in the community,the headquarters sent funds for the building project.The land and funds for the building was fully paid for.Winners chapel has the biggest and finest building in that community till date.

All the offerings and tithe that the members of that satellite church pays are taken to the regional headquarters and then to The main church but yet they can't be helped?I was one of the foundation members of the branch,but i grew tired of moving from one place to the other.
Christ embassy should look into this aspect of the ministry.

jared007:
see the way u are complaining more than the members. The 1000 naira is to restrict invitation of people to the auditorium becos of limited space. If u can't pay the token, why not appreoach the other viewing centers? By the way no one is gonna eat their 1000 naira fee. The money realized will be used for the sponsor and support of the ministry.

Just hear yourself talk.These are the same people that sees everything wrong in what our Politicians are doing but see nothing wrong when our Pastors does same.

The population of worshipers at Canaanland Ota is times two the amount of those who throng to Loveworld Convocation Arena,yet no single penny is being paid to get into the Faith Tabernacle for either the Yearly Shiloh or Cross over night service.If you know you have a large population of worshipers,then build a big-enough auditorium for them.Faith Tabernacle at Ota,Ogun state,sits 50,000 worshipers and there is a large overflow facility outside for others who can't make it inside the main auditorium in time.Why charge #1000 for worshipers to come worship their God?Are they the only ministry experiencing large turnout of worshipers for the cross over night service?Redeemed Christian Church,Winners chapel and other renowned Ministry do experience such also.Why don't they charge their members for gate pass?

I don't wear wrist watches and neck chains.So?