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Seconded.
Me too want Allah to just give me one of d 72 virgins to test-run here on earth.I swear I will convert to Islam sharperly but tell him I will not blow myself oooo.I love my life.

U seeee!So the police officers could not swim?The pilot of d boat escaped the accident cos he could swim.
This is d punishment u get for becoming obese with money from bribery.

Na wa ooo,it is only boobsqee bosom dat is causing injury...

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This is true story of Oduduwa,take it or leave it.Your opinion cant change it $ is therefore irrelevant.


Once upon a time, there lived a community of people(yorubas) who lived under an iroko tree... They were so much at peace until a certain day wen an individual(Izoduwa) wandered from the bush(after being banished from benin kingdom).. On getting to the community, he realised these pple were fast asleep and there was not space for him under the big iroko tree to sleep... So he decided to climb to d top of the tree to pass the night(superman tins).. On waking up the following morning, he realised this community of people were awake already and didn't even notice him up there... So he decided to climb down wt a rope(Tarzan tins)... This community of people were so amazed as they neva saw a tin like dis before and so they chose him as a king... 3000 years later, the descendants of both parties are on nairaland fighting for supremacy... Now tell me, who is to be blamed?... The gods, Izoduwa, the community of pple or the iroko tree?....

Find d missing ANT
(1)Dat is kept in d museum
(2)Dat helps something to stick to another thing
(3)Dat gives out light
(4)Dat leans against å wall with d base not touching the wall
(5)An animal with long ears

bright007: Here is another
Find d missing MAT
(1)Who loves calculations
(2)Who is celebrating his success into higher institution
(3)Has weight $ occupies space
(4)Has to do with å woman $ her child
(5)Has to do with copulation

(1)MAThematics
(2)MATriculation
(3)MaTter
(4)MATernal
(5)MATing

Fools.

@all,thanks for ur comments.

New dictionary word...

Farouk (VerB): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun):
A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

Still l̶̲̥̅̊
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After running,wetin come happen?

mikuz: are you on 2go?

No,I âm on 2come.

See dryness at its very peak.

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...Enters thread quietly....observed nobody was watching me......looses d knot on my boxers.....faces poster.....farts out very loudly and technically....escapes on my gucci sandals....

In which place d̶̲̥̅̊
ọ̥
THURSDAY come before WEDNESDAY?

Na so madness take dey start.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Good Morning Senators!

I Have a Bill that needs Urgent Debating! [/color]

Oga,hope this your bill is not about self-service?

Nigeria cant get better until we take å look at d rate our population is increasing and d no of fools and nonentities are increasing arithmetically.

Yawns out loud!yol

*just passing by oooo*

;d ;d ;d ;d

Can this be a joke?

[color=#990000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Is dis a joke?