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To yinka $ el:I âm å prophet,I ŵăš sent give u å message which goes like dis:as u finish reading this quickly relocate to ťĥĕ village where u come from,carry ťĥĕ triplets wif u because something wants to harm them.
**do u know ťĥĕ enemy?its hunger $ malnutrition.
Pls do as d prophet says to avoid “in d morning garri”“in d afternoon garri”“in d evening garri $ rice mixed together”

**who is in here oooo**i âm hungary?

I like this.thamks for helping those coming in

Busybody too much for nairaland.see as men wey reach to become grandpapa tie wrapper sidon like woman begin gossip another man wey no dey online.
Mstcheeewwwwww

Bartender I need 2 satzenbrau $ å plate of fish blokos

Hmmmm

Resurrection time!!

@poster:thanks for your brilliant $ simple analysis.
@thehomer:u have simply failed to understand simple logic.
Even if there are more than one barber,do we have Å separate group who go about begging for people to barb?they all wait in their separate locations and $ wait for those willing to be barbed.So also it is with God,it is only those that come to him dat are his children.
@evil brain:from your conclusion,u said God does not exist.But here is Å simple question for u.CAN SOMETHING COME FROM NOTHING?
All the things in d world incluuding urself could not have happened by accident.Someone who existed b4 all these things must have created them $ u.don't u think the world would be unsafe without God.If we are to accept the opinion that there is no God,it means life is meaningless as there would be nobody that knows the mystery of man and the world.But because there is Å being called God who knows everything,we are rest assured that he created us for Å purpose best known to him $ he is d only one dat determine our existence.

Hello peeps,u guyz are doing Å great job.I need someone to help me with my ideas,I need Å software dat would facilitate my lotto forcasts using my own method/rules.
For now I do my forcast manually which basically wastes my time but I know if I can do a software,I can do much more better at relatively lower time.
I would try as much as possible to explain the job.It goes this way:
I do my forcast using already drawn lotto numbers(so its Å kind of compare thing)
So the first thing I would have in d software is as much as many lotto results from which I can search from.
The numbers used for forcast are numbered from 1 to 90.
The basic thing about these nos are their characteristics,among these are
(1)Counterparts:the counterpart of Å no is that no added to 45 when the no is less than 45 $ when 45 is subtracted from the no when it is more than 45.e.g the counterpart of no 6 is 51 (45+6) and the counterpart of 77 is 32 (77-45).
(2)Turning:the turning of Å particular no is the reverse of d no.e.g the turning of the no 65 is 56.the turning of Å single no is by adding Å zero to d no e.g the turning of the. No 6 is 60.the turning of Å double no is usually the same e.g the turning of the no 77 is 77.Nos that ends in Å 9 don't have Å turning since that would b above 90.

There are other rules I use in my forcast but I would explain that to any interested programmer.
Please I want serious-minded persons dat can really do this.Just indicate ur interest,tell me wat u don't understand about wat I explained above $ we can discuss terms of business.

Posted by: simplymee

Posted on: April 05, 2011, 06:42 PM

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U don start with it. I hope d pilot will announce to the 150 millions over the air of him plan
**i hope he lives to announce it**LOL

Na wa ooo!must it always b aboki?

Dumbest girls ever!!!

Thanks all.let me tell ya a little secret.
Poster is someone you guys know wella.
Pls take a guess.

EVERY SPIRIT OF SODOM $ GOMORAH IN THIS FORUM MUST DIE IN JESUS NAME
**AMEN**

Johny walkd into clas evry mrng with a black eye
Teachr:wats wrong?
Johny :  our house is vry small.Me,my mom,my dad,v sleep on d same bed.Evry night my dad asks, 'Johny r u sleepin? Thn I say No n then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonite whn ur dad asks again,keep dead quiet n dont answer
The folowing morng Johny cums back with a severe black eye again.
Tchr:My gudness y the black eye again?
Johny-Dad askd me again,Johny r u sleepin?n I shut up n kept dead stil.Thn my dad n my mom strtd movin,u know,at d same time Mom ws breathin eraticaly,kickin her legs up franticaly n squealing lik a hyena on d bed.Thn my dad asks my mom,R u comin?mom says,Yes m comin,r u comin 2? Dad answrd-Yes.they dont usualy go anywhre without me so I said,wait fr me,I' m also coming, =D=))  =))˚°◦hahahaha

Hello everybody how una dey?wetin dey happen 4 spa!!
First of all make I first ask mr EL-Ephant whether him smoke banana leave wey make tink say I b JACKPOT.I know wan reply u b4 but make I give u 1 advice:make u no dey wash your dirty pants outside were everybody go dey see am,na only d 1 wey fine make u wash 4 outside.All these your ashawo,Bleep-Bleep talk suppose b inside house not hia.
IF SHAME NO DEY CATCH THEIF,SHAME DEY CATCH HIM FAMILY!

Chai!wat a pity.Shey na Idowu b dis?
@jackpot;wetin happen nau,shey u want make she commit suicide!
@El:who add EPHANT 4 ya name!sorry ehn.But make u dey give us joke as u dey do am b4,u don change well well,e b like say Idowu don infest ur medulla oblangata wif immorality.

Love the second joke.good 1 boy

More pls

Good one dude!!

Funny pics!!lol!funnnnnyyyy

Ahhhaaaa!this is very unusual of an offtopic bar.Hav been following this thread ever since inception $ found nothing than sexual immorality coupled with irrelevant $ most time wasting comments.I am outer here!!!

Hello mr casket,Is dis a ghost condom,d one wey dem dey use lamosuang

nice one

guy iam interested,how do u intend shipping it,call

ok

bad belle people na them full this thread

guy this one na joke section abi u no go school

HAAAA