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RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m):
AfroSamurai:
Nope, just getting warmed up...

"Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee".
Take one.

Go and sin no more. grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:18pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Course you do. They usually bear safe and David. Don't they?
#Lame
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:17pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Don't need to. Especially when it involves a loser. And don't forget, 'a weird' individual. grin tongue
Are you done?
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:15pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
That dude is a loser and a confused being. He fail to know olosho, ashana and ashawo have different price range and different specs... grin
We know their kind on Nairaland...grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:13pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Oh so you patronise trannies? No wonder you easily confused one of them for a former miss nairaland contestant. How revealing...

Dude, unless I'm mistaken, which I know I'm not, you're blacker than the blackest coal minded from the deepest coal mine in Enugu.

So, be proud of your black skin colour, loser. grin
Try harder.
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:10pm On May 13, 2017
Yewandequeen:
Regular sighted!
That's the price a certain girl gave me in the guise of making her hair. grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:08pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
We'll try. Thankfully, there aren't many trannies in Nigeria. So, possibility is a brother might get shagged by a real woman ( olosho) than a tranny.
More like it.

Their price ranges from 10k upward..
Enough to buy a wig and lunch and a fast food restaurant.
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:03pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Like you're the type to propose to or flirt with a lady, you black sorry case of a loser. tongue

#Joker_Kidding.
I'm proud of my skin tone bobrisky wannabe. cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 11:02pm On May 13, 2017
Abeeni:
You are crazy and a weakling. You should bury your head in shame. You cannot even come to terms with the fact that she rejected your sorry aśś even after so many months. Fool.
lol! See painmemt.grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 10:53pm On May 13, 2017
AfroSamurai:
If she had said yes to you, and allow your 1 inch penis_ sing to her, perhaps you won't be throwing shades like the loser that you truly are.

#Kidding.
lol!
I never proposed to her. We were only friends and flirted occasionally.

#Superman
CareerRe: See How This Port Harcourt Based Lady Is Making Her Money(pics) by SafeDavid(m): 9:40pm On May 13, 2017
This shouldn't be encouraged. She's making substandard replica of known brands.
RomanceRe: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by SafeDavid(m): 9:12pm On May 13, 2017
Even Bobrisky makes me look at some women properly to be sure she isn't a tranny. grin

Girls with husky voice take note.


Hairy girls, take note.


Oh boy the list is endless, you just can't be too sure.

I even sometimes wonder if a certain miss Nairaland contestant isn't one...cheesy

#Kidding
RomanceRe: Who Enjoys It Most ? by SafeDavid(m): 5:48pm On May 13, 2017
firstking01:
4hrs?...i again doff my heart for you davidembarassed
Even more sometimes. grin
RomanceRe: Let's Talk About Marriage ....(exclusively Baby) by SafeDavid(m): 5:47pm On May 13, 2017
Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Who Enjoys It Most ? by SafeDavid(m): 2:07pm On May 13, 2017
firstking01:
Kissing is actually the true definition of love making but unfortunately 90% of nigerian girls don't even know how to place their mouths when kissing...they think kissing is just exchanging salivas and that's why so many of them find it irritating.
Correct guy.

My first kissing experience was a horrible one..The girl was just eating my mouth so hungrily I wondered what was going on.

My ex kissed so well that our love making sessions lasted for hours.
RomanceRe: The Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op):
dsmooth1:
ok
Oga! it's not by force to make a comment.
CelebritiesRe: Beef Alert Davido Slams Wizkid On Instagram, See What He Wrote by SafeDavid(m): 11:53am On May 13, 2017
There is something they call cryptic messages.
That's what OP was able to decipher.
RomanceRe: Know The Best Times To Enjoy Love Making And To Get Pregnant by SafeDavid(m): 11:46am On May 13, 2017
Some people's ignorance amuse me. undecided
FoodRe: 5 Surprising Risks Of Beans by SafeDavid(m):
I can vouch for the Gassing and constipation so I limit the number of times I consume beans..

Nice one OP.


You can also include heart burns.
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 9:27pm On May 12, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Despite warning you not to forget your prescription, you still did
Go check the foreign affairs section . Mumu! grin
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 7:42pm On May 12, 2017
Hati13:
We aren't Arabs.
We have our own distinct look.
We are Ethiopians in short.
Arab Negros I mean...

I can't be bothering myself over your Ignorance bro so you're free to believe what you want.
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 7:41pm On May 12, 2017
LePrezident:
Lol only 3? And you have become an authority on African affairs? Ok kwantinu. Wo omo Ghana ni mí şùgbón èmi ò ní bá'o be. Tí o bá pè mí ní dìdìrìn, èmi ò mind. Bí ó bá şe hùn è ni kì o şe. But note, I've been around and about enough to know your false premise on the subject matter does not hold. QED.
Hisses...
I know you're just seeking attention.
CrimeRe: The Dangers Of Cultism by SafeDavid(m): 1:44pm On May 12, 2017
Cultism is part of our society..

The problem with it is the secrecy and violence our misguided youths have introduced to it.
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 1:42pm On May 12, 2017
LePrezident:
Lol you're such a liar. This long epistle will not justify your claim. You see a lot of comment Ethiopians make online where? In fact riddle me exactly where you have seen them active online? Have you even been to Ethiopia before or you're sitting in the comfort of your corner and spewing something imaginary
You're still going on a merry go round. I will leave you to your Ignorance and FYI, I've travelled to at least 3 African countries and I know exactly what xenophobia means.

Didinrin!
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 9:58am On May 12, 2017
LePrezident:
Guy so why are you lying? Have you visited Ehtiopia to be racially abused? I mean for the life of me why do you have such deceptive sense of imagination? Yet y'all will be quick to accuse other African nations as xénophobes when all you do is sit online to spew concocted lies
Being a racist is different from being racially abused. Oga!

I see a lot of comments some of them make online and that's what I form my opinion from.

Abi what does it mean when an Ethiopian says he's different from an African Negro with the typical dark skin and flat nose.

They believe they are Arabs period!

It's the same reason Fulanis kill and slaughter your kind like animals.

I don't have to visit Ethiopia to know what's going on there so just sit there and be talking rubbish just because you want to attack me.
RomanceRe: Ladies by SafeDavid(m): 9:55am On May 12, 2017
Nina4u:
A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit... grin cool
That's so true...
I've been grooming mine for close to a month now. grin
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 6:12am On May 12, 2017
luminouz:
Yorubas are whaaaaaaaat? Do I look Arabian to u niggarhuh undecided
Go read your history books.
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 11:09pm On May 11, 2017
SexyNairalander:
booked

op am just curious, how did you discover nairaland?
There are lots of them on this Forum...Usually have racist tendency towards black Africans . They believe that are Arabs...

Uknown to them is the fact that even Yorubas are Arab Metros who migrated from the middle east.
CelebritiesRe: Coco Ice: I Left My Ex Because He Beat Me - She Says After Mercy Aigbe Interview by SafeDavid(m):
They should let us rest jor.

A girl don't even have to result to abuse before I break up.

I'm very finniky so any slight thing would probably make me lose interest in her...I swear.

My wife must be prim and properly bred to even live with me..

All these olosho slayqueens are only good for the pictures not in my home or bedroom.

No time to check time.

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