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RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 6:13am On May 11, 2017
robotix:
you are clearly someone who drinks and club, live life on highway but please STOP try so hard to force people into your lifestyle. Try to respect other's views or lifestyles.
Keep your judgemental crap to yourself MrMan.
You do not know me so stick to the topic of discussion.

Dude took her to a "bar" to do what exactly, drink water?

Rubish!
RomanceRe: Couple Rock Matching Sneakers To Their Wedding (photo) by SafeDavid(m): 5:44am On May 11, 2017
Looks like the sneakers they used during their youth service.grin
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Women You Meet In Lagos by SafeDavid(m): 5:43am On May 11, 2017
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RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 5:06am On May 11, 2017
everton4life:
grin
.See this Mimi..When they say you should travel and get some exposure you no go gree..

Do you know what courtesy means to begin with?
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 5:04am On May 11, 2017
deflover:
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Says who Oga stop saying trash
Who is saying trash?
Oga park well..
RomanceRe: Hand Written Love Letter A Boy Wrote To My Sister by SafeDavid(m): 11:08pm On May 10, 2017
Reminds me of my little Nephews love letter to his crush...grin Imagine a 7 y.o already catching feelings lol!
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by SafeDavid(m): 10:21pm On May 10, 2017
Ralphlauren:
I never said he's a faggottt. I'm sure he's not and he's as straight as an arrow.

However he needs to give up the relaxer, hair gel and dye. grin grin it makes him look ridiculous!
That's how PIMPS usually dress tho'. Makes them look more appealing to the females.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by SafeDavid(m): 10:06pm On May 10, 2017
Chai! See as the guy make Banky worwor. grin

This dude is smart , I guess he must have read comments and remarks about his bae crushing on Jidenna. Better to keep friends close and a percieved enemies closer.

I like the #MAGA inscription on Jidenna's cap tho' ..Reminds me of Jude's #MNGA Movement. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies by SafeDavid(m): 9:58pm On May 10, 2017
Nina4u:
Ladies, if your man has a beard, raise your hand....
If he doesn’t raise your standards... grin
#BeardGang present. grin
RomanceRe: The Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op): 8:37pm On May 10, 2017
SirMichael1:
Is this really necessary. Blacks have this mundane desire/urge to do what whites do even if it wouldn't be exactly the same. While some feminist somewhere are fighting for equity, see how these ones are spoiling their efforts

Everyone with his own problem
Are you minding those feminists without a cause?

Most of them would dance and wiggle to the tune of any guy who has the cash to burn.

Do they think the world would listen to the likes of Chimamanda Adichie if they weren't successful in their own right?

I pay little attention to any such girls who don't have anything meaningful to contribute to the world.
RomanceRe: The Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op): 8:32pm On May 10, 2017
AsMadAsMynd:
Tblak is Nigerian Dan Bilzerian grin
TBlak produces porn while all those girl just like to hang around Dan for fun.grin
RomanceRe: The Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op): 8:29pm On May 10, 2017
I actually read about them a long time even before Pretty Mike started the chain trend and I knew instantly who he was trying to copy when he came in the news.

I decided to create this thread after seeing Ishilove and someone argue about slavery and they made mention of pretty Mike.

So hey, Mike didn't invent it, he was only copying what he saw on Instagram.

I don't even know if I should have posted this in the Celebrity section. My bad if this isn't romantic, I seldom visit their.
RomanceRe: The Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op):
The second one goes by the name Dan Bilzerman. He's a heir to a Billion dollar fire arms empire and inherrited quiet a lot when his father passed. He is known as the king of Instagram and does the most dispicable things with women and fire arms.

His house is actually loaded with a large collection of fire arms which he shows off on his Instagram page pretty often. He also throws the craziest parties in his mansion with an assembly of the finest chicks you can find around. grin

RomanceThe Guys Pretty Mike Try To Copy. by SafeDavid(op):
There are a few ultra rich masochists who posts disturbing pictures on Instagram and not surprisingly command a huge followership.

They live jet setting lived hopping from Lamboghinis to big Yatches.

These are the people Pretty Mike try to copy but in such a crude manner.

One of the ladies featured on this pic is actually his wife and they're doing it just for the fun of it unlike their Nigerian counterparts who do It for the money.

RomanceRe: Why We Must Question Price Tags In Supermarkets And Encourage Small Bussiness by SafeDavid(m): 7:33pm On May 10, 2017
I shop at the supermarket cuz things are usually cheaper than the next door shop . The sell at the wholesale price which is slightly different unlike the aboki on the street who adds his own tiny little profit.

Only makes economic sense too bad it kills those small businesses.


This article looks like something I be read somewhere..OP hope you're not one of the copy and paste bloggers.
RomanceRe: See How A Marketer Exposed Her Chest That Has Got Many Talking (photos) by SafeDavid(m): 7:31pm On May 10, 2017
Wow! She really looks like Kemi Adeosun. shocked
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by SafeDavid(m):
fernandobush:
Can you even date yourself as an atheist?

She knows that nothing good can come out from such an atheist... and I give a good thumbs up to her for making a good choice!

Because Seu.n is an atheist and built Nairaland... every Tom... DICCK and Harry wants to become one!!

#Bullshit!!
Really funny. grin
Would Se.un be responsible for leading so many souls astray?
RomanceRe: I'm Giving Out 20,000 Naira To The First 3 People Here by SafeDavid(m): 7:20pm On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
Amin grin grin grin
You shouldn't be looking out for freebies as long as you've got me. cheesy
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by SafeDavid(m): 7:17pm On May 10, 2017
Khd95:
they expect some one with Thati million for the akkant to come nd marry them.

they litter every where especially facebook
Instagram is their new HQ.
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by SafeDavid(m): 7:03pm On May 10, 2017
To each his own.


They actually have the social media and picture enhancing technology to thank.


One advice I have for the slay queens, they could actually use their looks for something more productive like fashion or even modelling.

You don't have to be contacted by big agencies before you can become a model.

A nice enssemble that's properly put together will get people asking you for tips and help.

Becoming a personal shopper for very wealthy people who don't have the time or fashion sense. Even Mike Adenuga's daughter also does the same kind of business.

You could become a make up artist for fashion houses.
I know a few outlets who seek talented make up artists .

You could even sell fashion accessories or become a brand representative... Lola Ojo of bath candy comes to mind.
Toolz also hustled to sell waist trainers.

You could become a masseuse, still better than being a hoe.

So many opportunities abound for slay queens who are willing to grab them.
RomanceRe: 8 Things Men Will Always Find Attractive In Women by SafeDavid(m): 6:42pm On May 10, 2017
Oh well, I almost went for a girl who has all these qualities until I saw her raise her voice.

Biko! I no fit fight. grin
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 6:27pm On May 10, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
hope if guys do so,you will not call them abusive and emotionally unstable?..don't stereotype ladies....not all ladies act childish!!!!
I don't want to deverge from this topic but have you heard of hormonal imbalances that make women act up? Then they come back later and tell you it was just a girl thing?

Oh well, not making excuses for her but it's left to the guy to control how he responds to such actions bearing in mind we all react differently.

We learn everyday so I guess this would be a lesson to him and the rest of us.

And for those who don't give two fvcks, that's their own cup of tea.
RomanceRe: Where Is Olamide's Baby Mama? by SafeDavid(m): 6:23pm On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
Nope... I'm just always plain blunt. wink
Oya go and kiss and hug your friend Kimbra so we can all be friends. wink
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 6:20pm On May 10, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
people go to the bar and drink table water a lot,no one is under any compulsion to drink alcohol in bars..the gal acted like a kid!!....
Girls are supposed to act up sometimes. It's up to you to learn from such mistakes.
RomanceRe: Where Is Olamide's Baby Mama? by SafeDavid(m): 6:18pm On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
You think? You are presumptuous.
Are we starting our own cat fight already? grin
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 6:17pm On May 10, 2017
kimbra:
Well, the thing is on here if you decide to avoid her likes, they kind of come off with the impression that you're probably scared. I actually meant all I typed and I don't engage in clichéd google lines. She knows I told her the reality on ground and was expecting her to do same.
oh well, what can I say. I know you to be cool headed so something must be up between you two.
RomanceRe: Where Is Olamide's Baby Mama? by SafeDavid(m): 6:14pm On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
Thank you but I don't reply Emails.
It was nice chatting with you tho wink
Lol! You must be one of those girls whose no means yes.

The mail doesn't require a response tho'. As long as you've seen it I'm fine. wink
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 6:12pm On May 10, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
my bro,you are just going on and on..so you should please people and displease yourself?..for what gain...puzssy,money ,affection...is that life?..the guy did the right thing..if the gal was more matured ,she will have handled it well.!!;
Whatever rocks your boat. I'm not the one telling the tale.
RomanceRe: . by SafeDavid(m): 6:11pm On May 10, 2017
kimbra:
Lol, the show is over. Her Lioness only roars when her friends are online. grin
Oh dear, I'm aware girls engage in cat fights but please don't take anything personal..Most times people type the opposite of what they really mean.

I wish one could read body language through text.

Hope you get what I mean.
RomanceRe: At What Stage Is It Proper For A Sex Talk To Be Initiated? by SafeDavid(m): 6:07pm On May 10, 2017
Dear OP..
Talking about sex depends on how comfortable you are with your new partner.
But I think it's kinda awkward to ask or beg for sex.

Theres usually a pointer to your need for sex that ladies look out for and that's when you have an erection.

If she's comfortable with you, she might get cozy and even go in for the kill..

This might not work for everyone tho but that's how I roll, cuz I'm a pretty laid back fella.
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by SafeDavid(m): 6:03pm On May 10, 2017
LePrezident:
Well I'm not against trying new food. I actually do try new food every now and then. But I'm particularly beer-averse. I just can't take beer under no circumstance. I'm unable to stand bitter drinks. I take alcohol tho, but wine and some vodka mixed with coke (as in coca cola). In thé company of beer drinkers, I drink malt
The mistake OP made wasn't even about food but his choice of drinks. The babe probably would have looked awkward drinking beer while her man was sipping water.

That's what ticked her off. He could have at least had an alchoholic drink if not beer.

I'm sure she needed it to get in a more sensual mood but he bleeped up.

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