princessayesha:
Last month I was sick, i thought I was going to die. I just had to cry Thank you Allah

Hope you're better now...

sham0:
I saw Davido at a grocery store in Lagos, yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “wetin? wetin? wetin?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of gala in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Are you for real?

MissCuppy:
Not insecurity.

So why would you snoop on another person's whatsapp without his permission?

I'd rather have her show me anything that might interest me on her phone.

I'm not a cheat and even if I fancy someone else, it won't be without her knowledge.

MissCuppy:
If he cheating.

Insecurity at its peak.

It is unusual and pathetic to say the least that certain tribes among the countries across West Africa cross the borders without a permit.

We all know about ECOWAS.

Welcome to Nigeria.

#OlodoUnited.

farano:
Deuteronomy 22:22 . ."If a man is found sleeping with a woman married to a husband, then both of them shall die"

Physical or spiritual death?

Nobody dares touch our dear Onirisha like that.

Abi you wan try the thunder that will fire even the Queen of England in Buckingham palace?

Here in the South West, we respect tradition even more than life itself.

AfroSamurai:
Pity yourself first, Blackface.

LMAO! You're pitiable truly. Imagine you threatening me with your feeble threats.

Bring it on, loser!.

lol!

Bad guys.

AfroSamurai:
Tell me, what do you see when you look into a mirror? A loser or a twisted scumbag?

No insulted intended.

I pity you.

falconey:
am i gonna get paid for it? i see no concrete reason to attack someone who has no personal vendetta with my handle.

Correct guy.

It's called Vendetta...

Fakes and pretenders willl burn till all hell is let loose.



#kidding

Nope..some say it's by the size of their mouth.

MrBrownJay1:


There are tons here, and some are VERY beautiful (no homo).... Any straight man who says he can spot them 100% is a fool.

True story: When I lived in Copenhagen, my gf had her best friend that was post op, and she was bragging that she/he is so well transformed that men slept with him/her and didn't know it was a man. She had a usd25K plastic surgery done to remove the anaconda and make a hole. So I said that it was BS, only for him/her to lift the dress, lay on the bed and spread her legs, and said "look at this pu$$i".... And, (take it from a man who has seen his fair share of totos) it looked just like a woman's coochie. These surgeons are magicians!!!

LWKMD!l

talk2alabama:
na gold circle u still dey use take bang?




Na wa for you ooo

Bros upgrade me na!

That's the most popular brand for now.

Got better things to do with ma money. D

AfroSamurai:
Saw this dog a while back and couldn't help but take pictures of it. Forgot to ask the breed though. The dog kinda looks like a Mountain Lion.

Mountain Lion indeed..Mumu!