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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Dazzles In Red Outfit For Her Sugar 'n' Spice Interview by Sageez(m): 7:05pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
is she advertising leaf? |
Education › Re: ASUU Foresees Increase In Fees, If Demands Not Met by Sageez(m): 6:59pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
vivianc: My school fee is 105k already, what are they gonna do? Increase it to 200k?
Egbe gbarie kwa ha isi there! public skul 150k? Na wa o. Na Oxford uni of nigeria u de  Or private skuls don follow join d strik? |
Education › Re: ASUU Foresees Increase In Fees, If Demands Not Met by Sageez(m): 6:53pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
omojaytee: ˚☺k°,so cn we resume nw ? resume waytin? ASUU holiday never finish o, it just 73days outta 300. Happy ASUU holiday dude |
Education › Re: ASUU Foresees Increase In Fees, If Demands Not Met by Sageez(m): 6:14pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
mehn! Dis strik tin is turning to a big time holiday. plz guyz watz d meaning of ETT  |
Family › Re: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by Sageez(m): 8:22pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
this one is strong, bring the holy cane |
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were To Have Only One Sense Organ Of The Five by Sageez(m): 11:16pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
caramelll: I want my sense of touch,for obvious reasons. obvious reasons lik? Or r u into d busness? |
Food › Re: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by Sageez(m): 8:44pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
abeg make ona no talk dis tin mak my granny hear if not, na raw fowl she go de giv us to chop and fowl blood to drink. Weda was befor or after, d fowl go stil enter mouth so der is no point |
Phones › Re: Nairaland Mentioned On Topic About Internet Data fairness On Punchng.com by Sageez(m): 10:10am On Jul 26, 2013 |
stacomaster: na una dey dull una self.. Cheat 4 all dis netwk de o... Na airtel dope pass..  cheat for wer? |
Health › Re: Misconceptions About People Living With Sickle Cell Disease by Sageez(m): 2:10pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
Abali1: @Sageez, At least you can see someone who is married to a warrior. She is working ohh! Not just sitting at home using her health as an excuse. wow!!!! Fnx so much. Thank you for opening this topic. God bless you |
Health › Re: Misconceptions About People Living With Sickle Cell Disease by Sageez(m): 9:40am On Jul 20, 2013 |
Abali1: Brother, You have nothing to fear about. All your children (assuming you marry her) will be AS. It will be your responsibilty to educate those children when they start growing about genotype pairing. You will enlighten them on the fact that they need to marry someone who is AA when the time comes. Wish you and your GF luck. thanks so so much |
Health › Re: Misconceptions About People Living With Sickle Cell Disease by Sageez(m): 9:02am On Jul 20, 2013 |
Abali1: You are right with your analysis of how people can get the sickle cell disease. Sickle cell is not a communicable disease and can only be passed on through the gene of each parent. Thus, a child born with sickle cell have parents (both) who are either AS/AS; AS/SS; AS/AC, AC/AC, SS/SS. It is therefore the fault of BOTH parents. thanks so much for d topic, my galfrnd is a sickle buh i am AA, what are d posible outcome for o future children, wil dy b sicklers too? |
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Please Stop Patience Jonathan by Sageez(m): 9:59pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Tekzyflex: People just sit down and write nonsense...you don't even know anything about Ameachi.... ops! Pls tel me 2 and half things i dnt know about Ameachi |
Politics › Re: Northern Governors Demand Removal Of Rivers Police Commissioner by Sageez(m): 9:13pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
omarky: Make I start packing ma loads...... Burkina- faso here I come. Nigeria is gonna boil come 2015. lolzzzzzzzzzzz! Man as for me, malabo things will b activated, 1st week of January 2015 |
Politics › Re: Northern Governors, Soyinka Stoned At Port-Harcourt Airport by Sageez(m): 8:56pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
johnstar: bring d holy cane  Jeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhssssssuuuuu!!!! Person no fit follow oga play again? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 9:23am On Jul 06, 2013 |
C'est moi: gosh! i hate 'holier than thou' attitudes. am not saying that am holy dude, joking is permitted buh not with the word of God. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:58pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:56pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
sbaks: @op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD 4give u. And u also said that 'heaven and earth wil pas away bt my words wil stil remain' are u GOD or is the toaster GOD? Sum youths may realy puts dis in action. Imagine d damage causd. islamists wil nt do dis bt we dat ar d light would even do more. May GOD 4give us. Yuts nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmm you know what surprise me  ? Christians are even laughing over it. Dis is not funny |
Jokes Etc › Re: Biblical Toasting by Sageez(m): 6:23pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
C'est moi: Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you." dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke? |
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