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C'est moi:
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

saviola77: Of course songs of Solomon has to be there...

C'est moi:
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

C'est moi:
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

C'est moi:
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

C'est moi:
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

Girl: But I don't love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.

Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Girl: But what is in me that you like?

Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But I'm not beautiful.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised."

Girl: What do you want to happen?

Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

Sageez: dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke?

Sageez: dis is d peak of lust, using the bible to joke. I dont find this funny. Can muslems use their quaran to joke?

sbaks: @op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD 4give u. And u also said that 'heaven and earth wil pas away bt my words wil stil remain' are u GOD or is the toaster GOD? Sum youths may realy puts dis in action. Imagine d damage causd. islamists wil nt do dis bt we dat ar d light would even do more. May GOD 4give us. Yuts nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmm

smeagol_gollum:
Can we usess my Preciousss to jokessss?

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sbaks: @op u mean u sat down 2 write dis tin? May GOD 4give u. And u also said that 'heaven and earth wil pas away bt my words wil stil remain' are u GOD or is the toaster GOD? Sum youths may realy puts dis in action. Imagine d damage causd. islamists wil nt do dis bt we dat ar d light would even do more. May GOD 4give us. Yuts nowadays dnt fear GOD o! Hmmm

Sageez:

you know what surprise me? Christians are even laughing over it. Dis is not funny

emalek: It started on a monday 1992, have forgetten the date, there was a guy name Seun who told me i can never be on a first page on any front page article, so we went into a bet, the bet is that if am not among the first people to comment in any front page article for a period of one year i will have to pay him 100 thousand naira, which have been doing since 1992, but if i succeed i will be the new owner of NAIRALAND. And i made ìt today but Seun has refused to keep his end of the bargain. So pls nairalander help me fight for my right by telling Seun to make me the new BOSS

C'est moi:

no,i didnt write dat.saw it on a frnd's wall on fcbuk n decided to post it here.y'all kip crucifying urselves nt me cuz im nt bothered.i read it and i found it interesting.kip taking panadol 4 my headache n post.u! yes! i mean u and u and u! im outta here.

C'est moi:
gosh! i hate 'holier than thou' attitudes.

Sageez:


am not saying that am holy dude, joking is permitted buh not with the word of God.