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2day is first of april and as u all knw there will be a lot of pranks here n there..bt these steps will hepl I to dudge dos pranks...
1. Don’t over-react to anything that happens on April Fools Day. If it is a real emergency – different story. However, if your Oreo’s are filled with toothpaste and not the tasty cream, pretend you don’t notice. That is a practical joker’s worst nightmare.

2. Maybe do a double check in the mirror in the morning. Actually, do a full on turn about in front of the mirror to check for any unusual postings on your back.

3. Make and bring your own lunch and snacks to work/school. You don’t want any crazy food ending up on your plate!

4. Check all the volume levels in your car and on your computer/phone before turning them on or watching anything with volume.  Just in case.

5. Don’t let your belongings leave your sight.

6. Put a mirror near your computer screen so you can see behind you while working. This might be slightly overboard.

makzeze:
SGF

true talk

Gov Rotimi Ameachi is the biggest winner in the just concluded election. He is the director general APC campaign org, as such what office do u think GMB should assign to him.. nairalanders lets here ur suggestions...

Gov Rotimi Ameachi is the biggest winner in the just concluded election. He is the director general APC campaign org, as such what office do u think GMB should assign to him.. nairalanders lets here ur suggestions...

GEJ fans are not here ooo. Most if their brains r programmed to type GEJ till bla bla bla

ajoskele:
I want to join the Nigerian Police Force. We need to flush out these touts disgracing this force.

I love NPF!

seconded

The aptitude test was interestin here is a nairalanders result

ayanbaba2:
That first guy be like;; today, as from today, no satanic virus fit attack my head again...
The mother be like; let me take the pain for my child...
Mother's love is unconditional
kudos to my Mum, long live...

the child is not even showin concern abt d injection.. mum luv endless

I wonder if this first pic is courage or stupidy and the second sha is pure love and affection, nairalanders help me judge..

Woju n shoye r high plyin singles by d talented singer Kiss Daniel. Heres a pic of woju for ur viewing pleasure

As a result of the allegedly killing of professor AHMAD FALAKI along kibiya in kano state by police.. romours has it that ASUU has embarked on strike to ask for explanation from the police.. pls can any nairalander confirm this?

temitemi1:
Yea! The papers were printed abroad... So why the noise Abi is there anything wrong giving the contract to some1 that will do a perfect job GEJ till 2019!!!

why should dey leave it carelessly outside? Are there no professional printers here in naija? #cardReaderMustBeUsedForElection

Hi NLnder I found this on a popular nig website and wanna share here..Sahara Reporters said that the ballot papers were found at the premises of a local printer in the Essex area of London lying unsecured. The sensitive election materials ought to have arrived in Nigeria earlier in the week, according to a source.

A spokesman for the Independent National Electoral Commission, Kayode Idowu, confirmed to Sahara Reporters that a Nigerian firm Cemoz International Limited was one of the firms awarded the contract to print ballot papers for the 2015 presidential elections.

However, it appears that Cemoz decided to contract out the printing of the ballot papers to a London-based printer to print. Although the serial numbered ballot papers for the presidential elections for several southwest states were seen lying around the premises of the printing company in Essex, a staff member at the company said the firm only had the contract to print some of the ballot papers for Jigawa state.

See the photos of the ballot papers below:

RomanceLander:
www.nairaland.com/2141431/urgent-me-proof-mum-ftb

Romancelanders I need some counseling here...... my younger bro wants to turn my mum into a football betting freak.... I'm scared.
Can any one help me out.... thanks in appreciation

ppl make a lot of money frm futbal betting, although only doz who hav knowledge on futbal history. Dia4 futbal history key to futbal bettin success. So tell ur mum d secret n advice her to stop cos d evil in bettin is dat only d house wins always..

sinaj:
lmao! at side chick...

d guy turn ghost ooo. Side chick wahala

Kennywills7:

hilarious pics bro

it got me laffin too bro

As feb14 draws closer n some or almost all guys n babes are gearin up for the lovers day across d world. Here are some funny pics to make u smile n laff. U r free to add urs

I still cant stop laffin.. naija I hail thee

I saw dis tweet n cant stop laffin

akpanikpe:
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where is school we go to McDonald's

na wow u, wetin u dey do for NL wit dis turanci

Apparently JEGA postponed the announcement of the postponement of the already postponed election.#march4buhari

Apparently JEGA postponed the announcement of the postponement of the already postponed election.pls hit like for peaceful naija #march4buhari

Dis guy made my day, even el-rufai aknowledged d guy...check out d tweet Kokomatic@HillaryClinton President Jonathan is trying to force INEC chairman to postpone election in Nigeria cos of his evil plans to loot. Help us

GEJ said boko haram plan to attack d whole country, so election has to b postponed, is dat not a victory for d stupid terrorist?

BREAKINGNEWS: WHY WE CAN'T PROCEED WITH ELECTION - JEGA The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral... http:///DMZGHdraLg. BREAKING NEWS!!!!Presidential Election holds on the 28th March, 2015 while Governorship Election on the 11th April, 2015.

My fellow nairalanders heres GMB pic to make u laff for TGIF...pls like for GMB n share for GEJ

mencade4:
gej my president.
We love you.





To hell with that cow rearing bastard called buhari.

no insult pls..be responsible

doctokwus:
Its a noble cause to pursue because every sensible individual that has passed thru the four walls of any institution of learning has always doubted the man's acclaimed qualifications.
But am afraid that the petitioner may have to wait for ages because all those details he asked for may not be provided because they were not there in the first place.
Its like when Jordan asked ISIS to provide evidence of life of their captured pilot b4 negotiating for the release of those Japanese detainees held by Isis.Of course ISIS cudnt provide it because the guy had already been murdered!
So how can uniport provide GEJ pH.d thesis details when he didn't carry it out!!

I wonder too

Sorry a lot of grammatical error on d post. Saw the application letter on ma superior officers phone ystrdae mrning..Wanna clear maself b4 nairalanders will condem my turanci lol..dis gun too heavy for ma hand dats Y..