₦airaland Forum

ONIjibit1:
Buhari, wetin happen to you?

Mr Onijibiti(fraudster)

Dem catch your fellow ni

Naija poliTHIFcians sha.








Anyway, e don happen na

chowlade:
Continuation
8.Aluwo (Charm to make someone fall after being hit)

9.Agbefuye(Lightening charm)

10.Olonde(Charm that makes one to lose one's sense after being hit)

11.Gbekude (Death ceasing)

12.Afeeri (Disappearing charm)

13.Kanako (Distance shortening charm)

14.Egbe (Air flight charm without using jet, chopper or plane)

15.Amudo (Fucvking charm/Charm that can be use to fuvk, i.e with or without her approval) Remember don jazzy Eminado? was culled from Amudo.

16.Tude(Loose bondage)

17.Ewon Sanpona(Small pox handcuff)

18.Okigbe (Cutlass proof)

19.Ayeta (Bullet proof)

20.Isoye (Memory enhancing charm) without reading much you will pass

This lady is an ikale babe!


Na ikale people get those jazz

olsmade:
I agree 200%. Nigerians are extremely tribalistic. Ibo cant marry yoruba. Hausa cant marry ibo. Ilorin cant marry offa. Egba cant marry Ijebu. Whew. It is so annoying. It is a narrative you can find on almost every single thread on NL. Our brothers on the other side. Our Ibo brothers are at it again. Our Southwest brothers are at it again. Yoruba women are dirty. What hurts the most is that these are our contemporaries. At this age, we are still tribalistic? Se na like this e go dey dey? I rest my case.

I have checked your Username and saw that you are not really a Nigerian.


Someone has purchased you on OLX.com and unfortunately changed your location to Nigeria.


Brother, who dey tell you these lies?

INTROVERT:
G-string

I was thinking this was Madcow's comment until I checked the name and saw Madlamb.






Funny quotes was first discovered on NL by me around 15th century

Ok

SaiBuharii:
Man of the people!

Username robber. You dey impersonate me abi





Seun/mode/lala........ban this guy before I sip my kunu finish.

Ok

Ok

I never know that a woman is the head of my tribe.....

Thanks O/P

I rep #ese-odo

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Okay, pls let's give a standing ovation to our wonderful Beatrice for her achievements so far...[/size]

Standing Ovation too small for her joor!

I mean a stand still ovation
Clappping ovation
Shouting ovation
Drumming ovation
Commenting ovation
Like ovation
Share ovation
Quote ovation


For the one and only f+ckstard/retired prostitute which have 598 male condoms on her CV + 2 male flesh-flesh in her character.



Mama Beatrice, I tuale for you Jaree

In grandmother's voice "any other beatrice is a katafit"

segemint:
Congrt ma'am

Congratulate her thou #she's a retired prostitute.



The only death that am sure will kill all women is Love of MONEY

Gbam! E don happen

Criminal na criminal, anyday anytime

Truesatanist:
who is allah where is he when humanity is undergoing unprecedented terror and poverty. Walk the path that leads to enlightenment

ehnnn! Make I see the light na.

Literary effect of Made in China

Khaynet:
Ans I b like where do dey they Get these Weapons

Alex Badeh must answer that.

Truesatanist:
]A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY TO LIVE IN TOTAL FREEDOM! BE A SATANIST... CONTACT US AT truesatanist@gmail.com

Haaaa! Fear Allah ooo.

Wetin people dey find for Atm sef at night, the one wey dem withdraw for day time nor reach.

It seems terrorism, stealing and crisis is another chapter of islamism.


We haven't finish with Boko Haram, Stealing-Haram and Daytime robbery-Haram are springing up.



I am not surprise sha, even the Bible said fear North.




Kudos to our Olopas

If na Borno e dey, dem for don pack am join boko boiz





Make I leave my goatie sef

M

Purchased

Bought

M

Iroyin kayefi




In Biodun/Kayode's voice

yang:
Everyday the Islamic party governors are in Abuja

They rule their states from Abuja


that is how useless the zoo is

The remote control from the Islamic party is used to put a short leash on the governors

I think common sense should be included in your course form.



You won't fail it next time

Wale, put the chair here, I want to wait for the result of the meeting.

Hunger in advance for workers in Ondo state for the month of December........




Mr Iroko and his cunning means of looting Ondo state money on irrelevant things...





Anyway, I pity my grandPa and his fellow pensioners.




Did anybody noticed the GENERAL OVERSEER there (Brother Segun Arinze), you don't need to introduce yourself sir.

emiearth:
I agree 100% to this post..
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Yh, i made FP...But before i stop, i dedicate dis space to my broda for always encouraging me, my neighbor..u r d real g bro n to all nairalanders, u guyz will live long i pray..

Sorry brother you didn't made FP.




Meanwhile I prefer Agric Ikorodu to Abuja

2kris:
bros these ur pidgin na 1990s own ooh'kukuma'lol

Na Delta-Igbo people dey use the pidgin "kukuma" now. Starting from Obiaruku, Obinumba,kwale, abbi, umutu, agbor,owa oyibu, ogwash/ogwachikwu, asaba, umunenede, and other I can't remember.


I go kukuma go to farm
I will kukuma slap ya face
I want to kukuma vote for Buhari
I know GEJ will kukuma loss the election
I know Seun will kukuma block me


All there words,phrases and sentence must contain the word "kukuma", if not, they aren't complete.



I have once asked a friend of mine on why on earth will they kukuma use the word "kukuma" when they communicate?

He answer was "I am kukuma use to the word" that's all I can kukuma say.


Oya Kukuma quote and like this.

The one my grandmother called Muri...




Great hero....




Espodito kulambatu siphoritimagi