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Marry the one with the biggest ass and boobs. Thank me later

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SIMP spoted. You don't advice my guy. What u need is a well define slap from SAM to clear the enchantment dat girl used on u

fati2001:
we thank God and you are welcome.

I've pm u sir. Please reply my mail

fati2001:
hi did you get it, I know it's small but manage it

Wow. Sorry bro I went for church program. God bless you bro for putting a smile on my face. Thanks for making me look Good this Easter. I'm so much grateful

fati2001:
okay. I have works at hand now but expect me before 4pm

thanks very much sir. For your kind gesture.

fati2001:
drop ur account number

Acc number:3064377565, Bank: First bank. Acc name: A. S. T; I wrote my initials as account name. Thanks very much sir.

fairheart:
What is your trouser size (waist and length)? What's your shirt, chest size? and where is your location or school? What's your shoe size as well?
Get me these information. I have some nice cloths I'd love to gift you.

Thanks Sir. My shoe size is size 43. Honestly as for trouser size I've no idea cause most of the ones I have na people give me and if I have luck the Aboki man will slim fit well but the waist always fail. As for shirt size it's 37. My school is University of Nigeria Nsukka. Enugu state. Dept Economics. Level 300l

Pharaoh4rin:
You funny die. I no say you no broke d way u sounds but I like d cruise.

lol correct Gee.

Reex12:
you no get shame o see as you dey toast all the girls wey comment, have small respect na and allow people talk haba, i no say dem for don recieve 100pms from you already spits

oga calm down make I toast. Who know I fit get luck. Or u wan make I come toast u?

janetakan:
It was a joke girl.

You just wasted my humour.

just as u wasted mine too

Lucyspa:
His car, phone

hehehe. What brand of car?

janetakan:
I beg your pardon as much as I love shopping, I am not for sale. I also refuse to be addressed as a property.

*walks away *

hehehe Aunty calm down na. I go take u go shopping. But wait can't remember calling you property. But if I did abeg no vex

janetakan:
Thank you.

You and so many others feel like that way.

wow. You don't mean it. How can someone be the rightful owner of all that?

janetakan:
Bulge, teeth and eyes before I respond or hiss and walk away.

is that really u on your dp? If yes o girl u be spec O. I like what I see

Mrscarter:
Well it used to be arms n face n if his body was lean. If he was tall n dressed nice.
I loved nice arms on a guy. Not muscular tho. Just normal lean body n arms.
Im married now.

I thought as much when u said it use to be. Happy marriage life dear

Onyxunlimited:
Go back and read his comment again, this time slowly.

no need even though the guy grammar bad and had to understand. Check his last statement. They both Tested AA. Meaning the doctor played a prank on them by saying they are AS and ask if they are brother and sister

Silentgroper:
Ur anus though..

get small sense na bro lol

SILENTandSMART2:
Shut up jare and you dey talk as if nobe cloth you dey wear , you better be grateful


What you need is to slim-fit it if necessary and iron , oboy chill no dey cap for me

you done ever slim fit trouser until the thing lose alignment? The waist level alone. U slim fit shirt until when u wear am the pocket dey for middle or for your chest? Boss calm down if I gist u u go laugh. Lecturer look me finish during presentation come say make I go I done pass already

Ayo2004:
Bro,no be only u
Many of us wey go secondary school,some of dem don dey cash out big,them dey vex to relate with me dey tell me say I no dey their level embarrass me one time for area in front of their street babes who just dey laugh me,na only one girl for entire area dey rate me out of everybody because I no get money,she dey cook better food for me,help me with money,dey always encourage me,she go dey wan see me everytime.The girl na mad fine girl from family with enough money so I dey surprised gan wetin she dey find for my side

I no dey even comot house,I no dey sleep for night,na night sub I dey use learn one or two skills online because me get big plans ehnn
I believe say everybody get him own time and my own time go still come so I just dey Waka without sending anybody but I no dey forget things

we go make am las las

SILENTandSMART2:
Alabajó nan if you dey science course you no fit dey sell puff puff


Anyhow anyhow their is no faculty of success in university so any course you dey study make sure you come out in flying colors , God will help you jare my gee

If money land the story will change

if money land first thing na to burn all these clothes way i get oo. Then... Ok make i no talk much

Ayo2004:
My nigga!!
Life dey tough but if u do your thing wella,e go better
When u don get money,no forget wetin u don go through,na who dey for u u suppose dey for
No let any woman deceive u with "stingy" narrative o

hehe. U get am bro. But won't wish even my enemies to go through wat i'm going nw o. But me feel ok, na b4 i been dey reason am

SILENTandSMART2:
Hahahaha


Kakakakaka

Laff wan keeee me ooo

Shey nah science course you dey do ?

So you self dey sell akara for university and you're complaining you never see anything yet

You better face your book if an egg is lost , that is far away better than trying to safe the egg and loose everything in the basket

Your social life is zero (we all agree) but you want dat social life and forgetting what you came to do in school . hmmmm é go shock you , you never know anything yet

I Fit count the hugs i done receive o. No be science i dey do, like how i for take cope with practicals when i dey miss lectures because of wears? But science for make sense sha. Cause i for dey cover up my dressing sense with my lab coat or overall jacket. Chia life hard o.

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol don't worry


You have hope and you will always have hope , if you stay focused

i no send me dey 4cus die.

wiseone28:
His pocket

You must be from the EAST

SILENTandSMART2:
Werey you sabi write something funny abeg you just funny anyhow

Yunno you have to things to face in university (social life and academics) if you're unable to meet up with the social life make sure you're among the most brilliant student

Honestly if someone is brilliant you will get anything you want even many rich students fit run things for person


But if someone loose the 2 (social life and academics) omó dat person come sell akara and puff puff for university because he or she will be tired of everything

hehehe. Me self wan dey sell akara but i no knw how to fry am. At least when i sell i go money carry buy wears and dey socials. Guy i no even sign matric gown self that year cause i wc shoe i go use wear am snap pics with? Thank oluwa for corona o. We no do any presentation this time around. I remember that year for gsp 111 presentation, it was my turn to present oboy i come everybody just dey use my dressing dey catch cruise including the lecturer ooo. She told me to go that I should not present again I've already pass for making her to laugh. Like how is that funny now? I ask myself

Warrgidanairala:
Bible,any good guy will go about with his Bible.

wat type of bible? Kjv or goodnews or gideons bible?

SILENTandSMART2:
Hmmmm don't lemme tell you boss ✊

say something jare make i see if i get hope.

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol what you said make me remember something

But stay focused and don't feel oppressed everything is going to be fine if you have positive mind

tell us wetin u remember na

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol what you said make me remember something

But stay focused and don't feel oppressed everything is going to be fine if you have positive mind

lol. Bro but i no send o. At times selfs we go dey in group of guys, babe go come hug all of them, na only me no go receive huge, because of my big trousers and papa give me shirts. They call my trousers bongo. Hehehe. But me no cannot kill myself. I feel normal. Just sometimes when i'm bck frm lectures i will be thinking on the clothes i will wear the next day. Hehe. 4ni but true. The thing done make me i no dey gree feature for my niggas their pictures or even take pictures despite i got a bright camera

debbydams:
I don't v any reason,..I hardly look at face o...im very shy

mmh shy? That means u will be cutting leaves around or pulling ur hair or scratching ur bumbum lol

SILENTandSMART2:
Shey you no dey dress before ni


Be dressing well oo , it is very important in man's life , that's what a stranger will use to approach you

I no get money to buy clothes ooo. Some times self I no dey like go lectures cause I'm tires of dressing any how. But weti I go do? Na to manage the rags I get. But I'm always neat sha cause I wash them