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Ahmed0336:
Had an accident early 2001. Naso dem rush us enter one hospital, doctor no dey and I was bleeding. One smally looking nurse just surfaced. She say bros, Oga pull... I pulled my clothes leaving only my boxers. She now asked my to remove my boxers... I told her " madam just treat d one wey your eyes see and leave the rest"

hehe. She wan make sure u no dey bleed for that area too

SeekerofTruth1:
g

eeh my guy k way

Manq:
"If I well repeat the statement again" lol.. the appendix really de chook the guy

Ayam telling u. If him catch that nurse

Yes ooo the heading has said it all guys. Share the most embarrassing moment you had with a nurse or doctor that you will never forget. Please liars keep off

More update

This was made known on their Twitter handler. The reason behind this was the previous exam written was set base on the old syllabus.
ICYMI: Pls be informed that the WASSCE (PC1) 2021 Literature-in-English (2 & 1, 3) papers taken by candidates in Nigeria have been cancelled & rescheduled for Thursday, March 11, 2021. This info is for candidates that sat the exam. @nairaland @Gidi_Traffic @IamKingDemian @YNaija
https://mobile.twitter.com/waecnigeria/status/1366845256478691329

Seriously yet no answer. I've already lost two close uncle to me within the space of 2 days this 2021. The first died on the 1st of Jan. Then the 2nd death was on the 3rd of Jan. Yet no one can tell me why we all are living

Mide3367:
same question I have asked endlessly

Life is nothing but a game. What's essence of life if we live to die!!!!!

BRATISLAVA:
What about your falcon, Kiki?

mom gave it freedom by letting it flew away

This is to inform the general public that the list of shortlisted candidates for 80RRI has been released and screening will commence on 2 Dec 20. https:///n69fAeCsXR

http://saintbillion..com/2020/12/nigeria-army-released-names-of.html?m=1

olutunde64536:
importance of knowing how to swim.

mmmmh

Vyzz:
Damn


Lucky man



How I fear water and Air transportation...


Its okay...

I don't have wings nor gills

Lol wings and gills

Freestainworld:
importance of knowing how to swim.

knowiing how to swim for ocean bro?

longetivity:
Lucky Man

very lucky indeed. I guess oyibo no get mami water

uruba23:
The should have go pick him up na, still made him swim to them... Oyinbo man and taking risk are like 5 and 6.

he he. Nobody wan die na

No be small matter oo

Simplehuman:
Hmmmm

Very lucky. He survive cause there was no Rose. If u know u know

majamajic:
Wow

Dreadlock69:
Them never catch me
But them catch my nigga him dey live with him parent for one room ,one afternoon him smuggle one bae like that enter him papa house him no lock or close door as him dey swim dey go him papa enter inside house catch am

I know that nigga na. U better learn how to speak for yah self. Must u lie?

A 62-year-old sailor who went missing off the east coast of Florida has been found nearly two days later, clinging on to his capsized boat.

Stuart Bee was miraculously found alive, 86 miles away from the coast, after 43 hours of clinging onto his 32-foot motorboat, Stingray.

Alarms were first raised when Bee didn’t come home from his trip on Friday, November 27, after setting off at around 4.00pm in the afternoon.

His family alerted the coast guard, explaining it’s unusual for him to be gone all night. Although it is reported he hadn’t given his family a specific time he would be back, he never usually stays out on the water for more than 24 hours at a time.

The US Coast Guard then began searching, with the help of a Hercules C-130 aircraft, but it wasn’t until Sunday morning, November 29, that Bee was spotted by a passing container ship, as he held onto his boat for dear life.

Crew working on the 225-foot container, called Angeles, helped to rescue the 62-year-old and brought him back to the shore, after 43 hours stranded at sea.

Bee had set sail from Cape Marina in Port Canaveral at around 4.00pm local time on November 27, and he was rescued at around 11am on Sunday, November 29.

Although he is an experienced sailor, his motorboat is thought to have suffered some kind of mechanical issue on the Saturday, November 28. Bee was then woken up in the night, when water began pouring into the boat, forcing him into the front hatch, at around midnight.

Fortunately for the sailor, after sunrise he spotted the Angeles, so he took off his shirt and began waving it in a bid to get the crew’s attention.

Lacruiser P. Relativo was one of the crew aboard the container ship, who gave Bee some fresh clothes to wear, before taking a picture with him.

‘I choose to offer him my lucky shirt. I could give him a new one but this one is my favourite. I wish him the same comfort this shirt has given me during those tiring job interviews. Just like him, I was lucky to get the job. He was lucky too that our course crossed near Atlantic,’

Relativo went on to explain that when they finally reached Bee, he immediately asked what day it was.

In a statement, Captain Mark Vlaun, commanding officer of the Jacksonville sector of the US Coast Guard, said:
Saving lives at sea is our highest calling. This is a truly incredible outcome that demonstrates the bond among all mariners and our community.

Thank you to our mission partners that launched into action and to all who got the word out to find and rescue Mr Bee.

http://saintbillion..com/2020/11/62years-old-sailor-who-vanished-at-sea.html?m=1

positivevibez:
I dey hungry

oya na just rush go any Mr Biggs around you, other for any meal of ur choice. Don't worry just use my name as a meduim of payment its allowed. My name is a legal tender

positivevibez:
Weeding ko smoking ni

see how topcruise corrected the OP now look how you did yours. How market?

TOPCRUISE:
Weeding or wedding.

lol thanks bro. Noted and corrected

Pierocash:
What kind of disunited family is this. The man no try

abi na. After eating all the kpekus

Two Kenyan lovers who have been in a romantic relationship for quite some time, have discovered they are siblings a few days to their wedding.
John Njoroge was told to call off his marriage plans to Rose Wanjiku (not their real names) on grounds that they were “siblings” after she was formally introduced to his parents.

Recounting the sad position he found himself, Njoroge said he was told Wanjiku was his half-sister and daughter of his father’s second wife.

He told Kameme TV;
“After I took her for an introduction to my parents, I was told my father had another wife and we were thus brother and sister.”
Njoroge who started dating the lady after she ordered a shoe from him said he had really come a long way with her.

On her own part, Wanjiku expressed fear of falling in love again. She said;

“I cannot even fall in love with another person because I am scared he will also turn out to be my relative.”

http://saintbillion..com/2020/11/lovers-discovers-they-are-siblings-few.html?m=1

AndroBlaze:
It seems you know very little about solar and its capabilities.

you don't understand me bro. Harnessing solar energy and hydro energy which is more expensive?

OOzz:
That clueless cow and his gang of thieves will not die good death

lol this ur comment ooo

HallaDaTruth:
Trash government

the worst ever

uniqueboi1:
You cannot provide ordinary light you want to bill people for solar power. Na una create sun?

heheh ask them oooo if na them creat sun lol

Kosoco:
Even at this stage Nigeria is still talking about light since 1999. Haba which way Politicians which way....

let's chase them out

Jagznation:
If it can serve 24/7 I'll gladly pay

lol NEPA no serve 5hrs an solar go do?