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Gurgle:
The chicken
the juice was good, the chicken
I had ice cream instead

alright no probs....hope ice cream will sustain u?

Gurgle:
It didn't taste nice at all I had to throw it away

d juice or d chicken or both?

Gurgle:
Drinking orange juice, waiting for my chicken pie to cook

i wouldn't mind an invite

In my opinion i think dis information is meant for d gullible nigerians dat spend dia time listening/believing d rubbish d usually comes out of obj.

if small issues like dis,dat ought to have being given judgement long b4 nw is taking dis long,i wonder hw d over-hyped corruption investigation/probing of gej's administration will b like.

I will advice buhari to look into our judiciary first to avert making a mockery of himself in his quest to probe corrupt leaders.

I wanna b a/an doctor,engineer,accountant,banker,lawyer etc,that is d usual answers to the question:WHAT'S YOUR FUTURE AMBITION?

Although nt usually easy,without much sittings,u make your WAEC/NECO,and then proceeds to write JAMB.wow d joy of passing your first JAMB is usually indescribable but alas the frustration that comes with becoming a regular customer of JAMB as a result post u.m.e upheavals is usually daunting.

PREDEGREE/DIPLOMA:
As a result of post ume frustrations,picking a pre-degree/diploma form becomes an alternative,since that will pave way for one to become familiar with university admission.

100LEVEL(YEAR 1):
After observing how frustrating gaining admission is;the aforementioned future ambitions dies off.all u pray for is admission(course of study is immaterial u would conclude)
Wow finally goodluck has identify with u and u r admitted.the joy of being a university student could make one get carried away:attending parties,wedding(s),get together etc,catching d fun that skul has got to offer becomes d order of d day.
Naive girls get "use and dumped"some guys become prey to HARD-MEN on campus,b4 u knw it exam time,with ur secondary mentality u try u best and within wks exam is over.

200LEVEL(YEAR2):
welcome back to campus."business as usual"u would think.not until 100level result is out;pandemonium everywhere,some are ask to withdraw,others to probate,change of course/faculty for some.then u realize d first real meaning of wat being in a "university"is."RE-PRIORITIZE"becomes d watchword.night class,tutorials etc while to say"BLOCKING" becomes d other of d day so as to get a 2.1.

300/400LEVEL(YEAR 3/4):
skul stress becomes unbearable,missing scripts,I.T etc becomes another hurdle to cross.the need to get a serious bf/gf also becomes necessary."runs-girls"begin to amend their ways,"playboys"begin to quit flirting.relationship issues couple with skul work could make one go mad.
Then again ur prayer changes to: oh God pls help me to scale through.add to that,u become an SSA to jambites:my dear skul life is nt easy oh,this skul way i dey no b am oooo,no reason d name oh,no level,infact i go advice u to chose another skul etc.

400/500/600LEVEL:
hurray,FYB on point.but den project work,frustration from sadistic supervisor,issue of employment after graduating,remembering your parents r ageing,your siblings/relatives looking up to u for sponsorship,ur relationship,etc all dis put together can kabooley u.
One step at a time,atsuch u start with d urgent once;wich is:ur final exams,project etc and b4 u knw it ur a graduate.the joy of being a graduate taking into cognizant d fact dat many who started with u couldn't finish,while some lose their lifes,others got rusticated,some got pregnant etc.thanksgiving/throwing a party will b d next idea.

NYSC:NOW YOUR SUFFERING CONTINUES:
after d ups and down ur expected to serve(suffer)for ur country for another 1yr.although nt easy,bt with time ur done.no molestation,no embarrassment from Bh,militants,nefarious politicians etc no lose of life.

LABOR MARKET/UNEMPLOYMENT/SET-BACK:
At first being a fresh graduate u would want to work with oil Companies/big firms,so u restrict ur well loaded CV to dem alone.months/years passes nd no job forth coming dats wen u get to c sense in d reasons behind y some ibo guys prefer to learn trade.
Well life goes on,expectations r high;ur parents/siblings r no longer finding ur presence at home funny.add to dat ur mates r doing well,some are getting married.
"sister"my daughter" wen r u gonna get married?"bros"my pikin"hw far,u sure say na skul u go,hw come u never get work?,dats becomes one of d everyday question to face with...
Babalaawo,prophets,etc visitation becomes an option,for some yahoo yahoo,arm robbery,runs gal;becoming loyal(boy boy/thug)2politicians becomes a means for surviving.after much pains as a result of ur (dubious acts)loyalty,the politicians decides to give u a job either as a p.a,ssa,councillor chairman or government worker.
Considering ur present age,wat ur mates have achieved,ur family expectations as well as ur expected monthly pay to ur godfather,stealing becomes d only means to survive.

Indeed this and many more are the discombobulating AGONY OF A AVERAGE NIGERIAN YOUTH.
I wish to conclude by using this medium to enjoin those at d top,those who live in affluence to come to d aids of we nigerian youths.pls do well to start with me.....
am a gifted writer,an outstanding event planner/organiser,a polymath,gifted with d ability to thinker of ideas on things one could do to generate money/create job.(although a final yr communication technology undergraduate,am equally an ND in Maritime studies/Information and communication technology holder):my contact:saintgp67@gmail.com.
Pls nigerians lets be our brothers/sisters keeper/helper.God bless u all.

This ur question somehow sound callow....i mean r d nl gals nt d sam girls u see around u,abi dem dey stay for moon?

Well d answer is simple:
yes,some are wife materials
no,some are not.

So use ur discretion to acertain wat u want as wife material

just like pmb lied abt his certificate.dats change for naija.

In tinubu's voice:even if saraki lied to nigerians by presenting phcn bills in place of his necessary credentials we dnt care,all we knw is dat he's d senate president...shikina

pragmatistm:
Nigeria,hmmm.

thereby hindering fashola's spokesman from picking his calls let alone replying his text msgs right?
Nigerians r always fond of defending dos dey lik even wen d acts dis persons did is grossly immoral,quite alarming.

"we will""i will"etc,apc should come up wit something new or better stil kip mute,i mean we r tired of hearing all dis mouth-watering statement(s)...action pls

Is d arms coming from moon

ddippset:
by the time buhari is through wit him even olisah metuh won't remember his job description. Even your wailings won't get anywhere.

lol,its against my principle to engage myself in a baseless argument atsuch i will allow u to continue dwelling in ur myopic mentality.....dia4 i enjoin u to go look for ur type,cos i ain't gonna reply ur callow msgs again.

drshrewd:
You are suffering from read-caption-only-and-respond-syndrom

ur inability to comprehend people's post/opinion has pummelled towards drawing a wrong conclusion...well whatever it is u think am suffering from is ur own probs,nah it doesn't concern me for i ve never bother myself abt wat people think abt me,oops ur nt an exception.....work on ur ability to read btw d lines ok.

omg!another pending wahala for poor nigerians,just hope nema,state/federal will b able to take proper responsibility?

Am nt surprise to hear dat,afterall d incumbent governor of bauchi state(an apc state)last wk Sunday stated categorically dat ameachi brought 80% of d money dat was spent on pmb presidential election....i mean where would he had gotten all d money if nt by stealing?

"chai,dia is God ooooo"nw i really fathom d msg behind dat ludicrous statement made by d former first lady

if saying d truth,is regarded as "running one's mouth"den u really need to visit yaba left.

Wen lai Muhammad,el rufai,even pmb nd other apc stalwart were slamming gej,did u advocate dat gej teach dem some lesson?hypocrisy is a bad disease.

Millionjeff:
4 writing pm.I will give u a link free.

Bro,i will be grateful to get d link,saintgp67@gmail.com.....dats my mail contact

nice one op,bt d truth is:dia so many persons dat cn do most of d afore-mentioned,bt d link/connection is nt availible.

E.g. I am a gifted writer,event planner etc bt dnt ve d link/connection,so i will appreciate it more if (genuine)links/connection to dos in need of dis services r equally provided

allowance?i dnt get,garba u mean say some people were paid for going to u.s to snap pix with obama?

Indeed d normal average nigerian mentality of seeing political office as an opportunity to "go and collect(steal)ur own share of d national cake is true.

Gej's government nd buhari's r nt really different.just dat gej nd his crew stole stupidly such dat even animals were nt ok wit it let alone humans.

Indeed,if u must steal,den u ve to steal wisely,by dat ur"cutting down government expenses"according to buhari,for him to agree to spend #200million on just a four days trip.smh................

i tot dey say education is d key to success,bt it seems d reverse is d case in naija politics.

Imagine dis woman stil pulling weight despite nt being in power anymore,controlling dos dat claim to b highly learned lik hand bag(s).....
She succeeded in rivers,lets c hw bayelsa will b like

yea its cold because dias no more money to buy sweaters to help ward off d cold.next time plan ahead for d cold days

dats change for u

i agree wit d op dat dias discombobulation in assemblies of God church,bt den i doubt if d last pix is true,i mean assemblies of God is one of d churches dat doesnt tolerate wearing of trousers to church by females,hw come one of d ladies on d pix is on trousers?...........any way end time tins,even bible talk am( galatians)men will b lovers of demselves,lover of money,disloyal etc,no wonder its being said dat judgment will start in d house of God

So dis is to say indirectly nw dat,its d u.s. Dat is controlling d affairs of nigeria..smh.......
Well i just hope this turns out to favor both party.

wen money exchange hands,people tend to misuse dia offices just to satisfy dia selfish interest.
Did d judge set up a committee towards impeaching d governor or she wrote a letter to d state house of assembly asking dem to look into d issue of mismanagement/misappropriation of state fund.
I mean does her being a judge imply she should b mute and watch her people suffer?

tomorrow dis one will equally bit his hand in d chest and call himself a honorable senator

after God fear woman

Pls tell us something new abt efcc, for we all knw dat c=corruption,atsuch dey r d ambassador of corruption