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I knew d likes of chelsea coach cn never go for such players because he loves already made players,and for real dis guys such do need grooming to enable dem perfect dia games to d level of ronaldo,messi,aguero,sanchez etc

Wow,wat an outstanding writeup from a nefarious being....
Hmmm................

musco4me:
Hw much is the land?

5.5million naira

A 100 by 120 well fenced plot of land in a good location in asaba for sell..
My aunt who is about to travel out of the country wants to sell her plot of land to enable her meet her travel requirements.if u r interested pls call:07038334526.

Iam of d opinion dat d sack is too sudden.quite unmerited,will a new coach come in to perform wonders,i mean isn't it dsam team he will b using?
Although mouriho is to b blame for overly confident of himself dia-by signing somebody like falco as striker to add to d likes of cudrado.

in elder orubebe's voice:dnt tell me ameachi will nt b made a minister,considering d fact dat he didnt work with pmb during d afore-mentioned era....if dat is done den i put it to u,dat pmb isnt fair for allowing our son betray is brother and also squander money under his domain....pmb dat is partiality,ur apppointed will nt hold...lol,dats me joking...naja my beloved funi country,d era of d elders taking over d lead from d men is here

in d miz's voice!really,really,reallllly,God is awesome?hmmmmm,although i doubt d possibility of this happening,bt i am thinking abt hw nigeria dat lacks steady power supply will cope.

in every non-sense,there is sense...ameachi is kinda right,no body cn probe him...because probing him will indirectly indict pmb,and dat for such isnt something pmb will like to face.

1."enter with ur change o,abeg #40 with change"says d cab-man/bus conductor.u entered and wen its time to pay,u bring out #1000note and wen d driver ask y didn't enter wit ur change after all his announcement;u use grammar to humble d unlettered man"oga wats ur probs,do i mint money,dats wat i ve,is dis one nt money,who r u to reject our currency,abeg give me change and spare me dis talk"u reply...tomorrow u lament,pray/curse ur lecturer,boss at work,politicians etc for being WICKED AND INCONSIDERATE.

2."bro/sis u should ve inform d driver dat u ve #1000note so dat he will look for change at d park"says a concern follow passenger and u reply:"my grandpa lived for 109yrs and d secret wasn't medication rather he was always minding his business"..after running ur mouth during ur outing u retire back home only to discover dat KARMA had forced ur neighbours to mind dia business atsuch nobody helped u in removing ur clothes while it was raining,along d line some fell to d ground and got stain,den again u open ur mouth to rain curses on ur neighbours for being INHUMANE..quite alarming.

3.u r a flirt yet u expect ur bf/gf to take u serious...u wan a caring,decent God fearing,romantic and rich person as ur date,yet u lack dis qualities,smh................

4.u laugh at gej for putting on sox while wearing native-wear yet u do put on sun-glass(es) in a cloudy/rainy weather.

5.u call pmb a tribal bigot for appointing more northerns,yet in ur office,work place,skul etc u give preferential treatment to dat speak dsam language with u..u nt only call dem "my brothers/sisters",u at times go beyond d confines of ur office to help dem out.

6."politicians r corrupt,all dey knw hw to do is steal our money"u keep saying,yet u are always gud at extorting from people,u take advantage of every opportunity u ve to milk people,and u conclude u were just being smart.

7.if i were to b d president,governor,minister etc i would do better,yet u cnt control ur family..no body respect/see anything gud in wat u do.

8.because u attend a (federal,state,private) university u look down on others who r in poly,college etc,yet u cnt address d public for 5mins about ur course.

9.mhen,this place,city,state,country is dirty,yet u throw away sachets,and other waste anyhow.

10.u r wicked,unkind,insolent and indolent.u misuse d little opportunity u ve,yet u pray for favor,for bigger/better jobs,and wen dey ain't forth coming u attribute it to d innocent woman in d village.

11.after reading someone's writeup and then u notice an error,instead of correctly d person politely,u start by using words like: ode,olodo,dullard etc

Moral lesson:
(1)stop acting like an hypocrite.
(2)b4 u run ur mouth,pray/curse anybody,think twice so that u dnt end up cursing urself indirectly.
(3)always remember dat no one is perfect...
(4)lets learn to b considerate,putting ourselves in other people's shoe b4 judging or saying anything.
(5)remember to do unto others as u would want dem do unto u.
(6)always remember KARMA.

Roads,hospitals/health centre,pipe bore water etc.One amid d numerous gain i wish to elucidate on is road.

If Mr A comes from one remote village nd he happens to b appointed,it is usually expected dat he will use his office/closeness to d president to plead for road construction as dat could go a long way to help his people get to benefit from government.dsam applies wit other benefits mentioned above.

dis man is obviously living up to d english meaning of his name"lai"="lie"......smh

Aisha95:
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

do u knw d meaning of"bullshit"?

op u b "lai mohammad jr",infact ur own callow i.q bad pass being tag as being gullible.

abacha's name wasnt added,y?oops am told pmb served under abacha's tenure,atsuch he's obviously a sacred cow....conclusively abacha's tenure didnt make nigerians poor for pmb was did to eradicate poverty.....

in d ending part of ur tenure,u close down d courts in d state,truncating d effective functioning of d judiciary in d state.d new governor came and put things in place and u still have d effrontery to run to one of d court u close to appeal nt to b probe,nd in ur common sense expect to win?smh,d way most elites do things is kinda irksome.

stabbing truth,although coming from a criminal as well

Simply put;anything(including human being)dat is seen as being bad equally have a gud side.

ur writeup sound tribalistic in nature nd dat obviously indict u as one who could b said to b suffering from d "mental slavery"u talked abt....

Bt if i were to reason along wit u,i would want to ask:r u sure dis people have nt learnt from dis mistake,atsuch necessitating dia refusal to partner with d SE to avert being betrayed just lik d yorubas nd hausas u mentioned did?
Do u really knw d states dat make up d word"niger-delta"?if u do,abia nd imo wich r ibo state r part of it,so i wanna ask does dat nt once more prove dat ur own people including u r equally suffering from "mental slavery"?

Pls try to b pragmatic wen posting,get ur facts,nt just abt reading history books bt reading d right/concrete once.

Stop being judgmental

it is usually being said dat d best way to secure/protect ur property from nefarious persons,is by handing it over to a nefarious being(a thief per say).indeed wike is proving dat adage true....all dsam kudos,just hope he's nt gonna stop working for riverians immediately he wins d on going goovernorship election court case.

in nigeria,breaking news usually get trendy,becoming d talk around d town for maximum of 2wks-1month,depending on d gravity of d issue,after which its swept under d carpet,atsuch am nt surprise to b reading dis...bt wat baffles me is hw pmb will b able to fight corruption without correcting dis abnormality...

hope u r nt among d class of guys dat do tag gej as being "clueless"?

talk is cheap,"action"is wat we need...tanx

dis idea of our elites using stolen tax payers money to spew trash on d pages of our newspaper/media had better stopped.i mean y r dey trying to indirectly heat-d-polity,for goodness sake.gosh.

removing his name from d list doesnt change anything,afterall his removing fashola's name wont equally remove d name from d memories of lagosians...

rubbish

I cn imagine him saying"woooow,i ve got no worries;if boko haram lik make dem bomb d entire north-east,e no concern b again"

or better stil i cn also imagine him saying"shebi dem say make i pack my tins go otueke forgetting dat i ve money nd atsuch cn travel as i wish to any part of d world,nw dat i am in Kenya chilling,who is clueless"..

I cn imagine him saying"woooow,i ve got no worries;if boko haram lik make dem bomb d entire north-east,e no concern b again"

starlingslimnet:
It's pathetically despicable that metarmorphosized morongenoric nincompoop with a refurbished brain like you who ought to live in opulence in Yabaleft is roaming freely in town.

hw does dis address d issue on ground.for ur mind ur communicating bt to b candid ur nt 4indeed no knowledge was pass across by ur wel tot out gramma

Gurgle:
Lol is it beans

nah,am nt a fan of beans....rice & goat meat pepper

Gurgle:
it did but I had a big dinner today so I don't think im going to eat at that time again

what about you what did you eat

nothing much my lady,normal easy to cook bachelor's fud