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Romance / Re: If I Have Offended You In Anyway, Please Forgive Me. by Salary: 6:11pm On Nov 24, 2023

Your 'real men' are very stupid.

**Get your àss outta my face!!

Romance / Re: If I Have Offended You In Anyway, Please Forgive Me. by Salary: 5:58pm On Nov 24, 2023

**Real men don't apologize!!
**We say what we say and that's that!!
**Fúck apology; fúck the government!!

Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Break GWR. What Should I Try ? by Salary: 9:18pm On Nov 19, 2023
Do give away 2k to 20,000 people in 20 mints

**You kiddin'??
**That's #40 milli, mann!!

Politics / Re: We Do Not Have Job For Graduates' — VP Shettima Tells University Graduates by Salary: 11:55am On Nov 19, 2023

**Fúck the VP's speeches!
**There are fúckin' jobs..!
**You just have to know someone who knows the TOP MEN

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi President Suspends Foreign Travels, Cuts Entitlements For Public Officers by Salary: 9:09pm On Nov 17, 2023

**Malawi first!!
**That's a fine line to walk!!

**Fúck you, if you're on here supportin' the government!!

Car Talk / Re: Car Dealer Gets Fake Alert, Customer Absconds During Test Drive by Salary: 7:15pm On Nov 08, 2023
Crime / Re: Husband Set Christian Wife On Fire For Leaving Islam by Salary: 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2023
Politics / Re: FG Allocates ₦‎15 Bilion For Repairs Of Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos by Salary: 7:30am On Nov 05, 2023

**But I still don't like the government!!

Fúck the government!!


Politics / Re: Jet Crash: I am In Good Spirits — Minister Of Power, Adelabu by Salary: 7:51pm On Nov 04, 2023

**Today, his life flashed before his eyes!!


Sports / Re: Leo Messi Won The Ballon D’or Over Erling Haaland By 105 Points. by Salary: 12:15pm On Nov 04, 2023

**Messi, the best I've ever seen!!
**No disrespect to Cristiano!!

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Culture / Re: Tiv Umbrella Body Heads To Court Over Claim They Entertain Guests With Wives by Salary: 11:35am On Nov 04, 2023


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Business / Re: Please Why Is Dollar Crashing against the Naira by Salary: 2:06pm On Nov 03, 2023

**#975/$ now...
**Naira's tumblin' again...

Politics / Re: Crude Supply: FG Addresses Challenges For Refineries by Salary: 4:25pm On Nov 02, 2023

**Nigeria is fúcked!!

Business / Re: CBN Extends Deadline For Old Naira Notes Beyond December 31 by Salary: 1:54pm On Nov 02, 2023
Politics / Re: Israeli Troops Fly Israeli Flag In Gaza For The First Time In 18 Years by Salary: 1:36pm On Nov 02, 2023

**Fúck Israel; Fúck Gaza!!
**& If you're on here supportin' either of 'em!! Fúck you too!

**To hell with Nigeria government!!


Politics / Re: Tinubu Didn’t Ask For Presidential Yacht – Spokesman by Salary: 1:31pm On Nov 02, 2023

**Government doin' what they like, cuz they know the country dwellers are dumb!!

**Fúck the government!!

Business / Re: Crude Shortage Delays Dangote Refinery, Five Others’ Take-off by Salary: 8:05am On Nov 02, 2023

**This news ain't new to niggas like me..
**'Cuz we knew what was happenin' behind the curtains!!
** grin

**Fúck the government


Politics / Re: NLC: I Was Beaten, God Must’ve Taken Time To Create Me – Ajaero Narrates Ordeal by Salary: 7:59am On Nov 02, 2023

**Government been doin' shitty stuff 'cuz 95% of Nigerians are dumb!!
**Sadly, those who think critically are just 5%...
**The country ain't gettin' better anytime soon..

Fúck the government!!

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Politics / Re: Just One Day The Nigerian Masses Will Unite Against The Political Class by Salary: 7:30am On Nov 02, 2023

** And I'll lead it!!
**Until then,

Fúck the government!

Politics / Re: See What Tinubu Is Going To Buy With Your Money by Salary: 7:12am On Nov 02, 2023

**He never made it to the leagues, but livin' the life of a baller!! grin


Foreign Affairs / Re: Neighbor Shot Dead NYC Dad And Son During Argument Over Noise by Salary: 4:44pm On Nov 01, 2023

**Black on Black!!

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Politics / Re: Why Is It Still So Expensive To Export From Nigeria? by Salary: 7:36pm On Oct 31, 2023

**For real??
**See this, 100 tonnes = 100,000 kilograms
**That means 1 tonne = 1000 kilograms
**Now, if 100 tonnes = 100,000 kilograms = $35,000;
**Then 1 kilogram = $35,000 ÷ 100,000 kg;
**Which equals $0.35;
**We can say, 1kg = $0.35.
**Now, let's convert to naira using the official rate, which is #787/$
**We get, #275.45/kilogram!!
**To export 1kg of any stuff, you gonn' pay #275.45 for that.
**Somewhat cheap, isn't it??
**$0.04/kg (#31.48/kg) in Ghana!!

Fúck the government!!

Politics / Re: Tinubu Bans Seyi, His Son, Others From FEC Meeting by Salary: 7:19pm On Oct 31, 2023

**I still don't like the government!!

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Politics / Re: FG Vow To Tackle The Uses Of Tobacco By Youth In Nigeria by Salary: 8:51pm On Oct 28, 2023
These people don shayo ni? How many Nigerians dey smoke tobacco? Nigerians mostly smoke marijuana and cigarette.

**What are the ingredients in a cig??
**Ain't tobacco one of 'em??
**Funny guy...

Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Rather Commit Suicide Than Act - Amaechi by Salary: 9:09am On Oct 28, 2023

**It's like I always say, "The system ain't gonna change, unless we make it change"!!

**fúck the government!!

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Education / Re: Which Exam Got You Smiling Like This? [photo] by Salary: 9:06pm On Oct 27, 2023
Final surgery exam 600l

**A doc??

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Romance / Re: Why Is Female's Toilet Dirtier Than Male's Toilet? by Salary: 6:19pm On Oct 23, 2023

**I once sat on the males' toilet, eatin' a chocolate candy bar, but never got the chance to see the females'.


Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Resumes Water Supply To Southern Gaza After U.S. Pressure by Salary: 8:36pm On Oct 15, 2023
Which pressure? Is it force per unit area?

**With a derived unit: N•m^-2
** cool

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido - FEEL (Official Video) by Salary: 2:50pm On Oct 03, 2023

**Yaro Mai'kudi!!

Romance / Re: The Philosophy Of Certainty by Salary: 9:50am On Oct 03, 2023

** cool

Education / Re: #### by Salary: 3:27pm On Oct 02, 2023

**Pick your black àss up and go see the lecturer in charge of that fúckin' course!!

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