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Properties › Please Advise My Landlord And I. by Salasa(op): 9:59am On Dec 28, 2024*

Tyy

Health › Re: Man Collapses After Coming Out From A Brothel In Mile 2, Port Harcourt by Salasa(m): 11:03pm On Jul 31, 2024

MisterKennedy:
Good morning bro.... Ok how much is your pay? Are you good at writing school project?

Yes, I'm.
I charge 3 naira per word.

Health › Re: Man Collapses After Coming Out From A Brothel In Mile 2, Port Harcourt by Salasa(m): 3:19pm On Jul 30, 2024

MisterKennedy:
GOOD AFTERNOON NAIRALANDERS

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE HELP ME DO MY CHAPTER 2 SCHOOL PROJECT. IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU FOR IT I WILL.

PLEASE HELP ME NAIRALANDERS.
HERE IS MY PROJECT TOPIC...

How much are you offering? I'm a writer

"Perceived impact of religion on Academic performance of students of Nnamdi Azikiwe university"

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 11:52am On Jul 22, 2024

Madups:
just sent you the little i have.. Hopefully will send u something withing the week.. Pls do not quit. Keep pushing.. Its well.

Hi Sir. Happy new week. I hope you're fine.
You said you would send me something later, so I deemed it fit to remind, maybe you forgot. Thank you.

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2024

AlphaMale666:
It's so easy to borrow money but to pay back is problem! You negroes are just hopeless Bastards!

Why are you so harsh? That's bad.

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 8:17am On Jul 20, 2024

Yhmmm

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 9:22am On Jul 18, 2024

Please the loan apps are still calling me, they called me this morning again, that's another round, please do well to help me in anyway, thank you.

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 9:21am On Jul 18, 2024

depressedlad:
mtswwww. i always wonder why people get depressed over loan apps. there is no single app on playstore that i havw not borrowed money from and i still use my sim card. they don call me tire now they stopped.
whenever they threatened me i tell them to do their worst as i dont have any reputation to guard

This cracked me up.

Well, we're different people you know.

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 10:07pm On Jul 17, 2024

Madups:
just sent you the little i have.. Hopefully will send u something withing the week.. Pls do not quit. Keep pushing.. Its well.

Oh, I've seen it, thank you so much sir. I appreciate your widows mite, God bless you. I believe I'll be able to offset this load soon, and I'll not give up. God replenish you. Amen.

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Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 9:50pm On Jul 17, 2024*

Madups:
Whats the name on that access acc.

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2024

Omor

Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 12:00pm On Jul 17, 2024

They just called again. 😪

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Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 11:23am On Jul 17, 2024

I've ask few people that could be of help, they say they don't have

Romance › Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by Salasa(op): 11:20am On Jul 17, 2024*

Life has been so hard on me, sometimes I feel I should sleep peacefully and never wake again.

I don't have much friends, the few I've are very good people, but sadly, they can't help as they're struggling just like me, i wonder when all these will come to an end.

I wake up and pray that God makes a way for me everyday, as it stands, I've even lost the strength to pray anymore, it seems i don't get replies from God.

I'm in school but i struggle to pay my fees, struggle to buy textbooks, even transportation to school is problem, talkless of feeding, this is for someone who's studying a professional course.

I take occasional loan from loan apps each time family cannot help, I live on that, pay back and retake again. This has been my routine, sometimes when I default, they call back cursing and threatening, this messes up my peace of mind, I'm so tired of this life, I can't even focus in school anymore. 😭😭

I took this last one, it's due already and they've been bombarding my phone with calls and threatening to tell all my contacts that I'm a fraudster. The shame will be too much. Please everybody reading this, please help me. I've 1,500 to add and pay them, please help me with 10K please. I don't take a loan with intentions of running away but they're not helping.

Romance › Re: I need help. (Photos) by Salasa(m): 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2024

Life hard oh OP
Person don help you?

Crime › Re: Threats From Loan App by Salasa(m): 11:44am On Jun 19, 2024

See what Tinubu has turn this country to. 😂💔
Make person sha help you I for help if I get

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:49am On Jan 13, 2024

Kevineleven:
If you do not have difficulty when urinating, then it is just a habit.

No difficulty, just normal urine.

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:32am On Jan 13, 2024

Kevineleven:
There is no evidence that masturbation has an effect. on the kidney which may make it cause constant,urination.
You didn't know that, so it's ignorance.

Okay let me assumingly agree with you. So what causes me feeling urge to urine constantly only when I masturbate? Why is it that when i stay away from it, it doesn't occur that way?

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 7:00am On Jan 13, 2024

Kevineleven:
Ignorance

How?

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2024

PawsitiveBro:
You take to much sugary stuffs. Stop blaming that on masturbation.

No dey argue nonsense for here
Na even this year I take too much sugary stuff pass as money come dey

My body system and your own fit no be the same

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:01am On Jan 11, 2024

Obedinho130:
I understand the op. Experience same

No mind human beings, make dem dey argue nonsense. You understand what I mean abi? He do u too?

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 9:09pm On Jan 10, 2024

Ikennaford:
Oga you get diabetes ,comot for here ..next topic pls

You get AIDs

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 8:29pm On Jan 10, 2024

akube34:
you will still beat your meat again

If I want to, I'm not an addict.

Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2024

CosmeticChemist:
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.

Omor, na me know wetin I dey talk. Forget Grammer, body system differs.

Why he say If I masturbate, i go dey urinate like tomorrow no dey. If I stop, I go urinate normal, you dey speak Grammer, I no know Wetin I dey talk, na my body and observation.

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Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 7:59pm On Jan 10, 2024

CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek

Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck

Stupid person undecided

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Romance › See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 7:47pm On Jan 10, 2024*

Ladies and Gentlemen. 😃

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.

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Romance › Re: Standing Fan. by Salasa(m): 7:22pm On Jan 07, 2024

Elistho:
Not yet... 😔

Ehyah

Romance › Re: Standing Fan. by Salasa(m): 7:21pm On Jan 07, 2024

TheFarmer1:
No mind them. Sapa dey play okoso on their heads. Very sapaliscious individuals

You dey call others Sapa, the guy sef never see help as Wetin him talk, if you get, u fit help am na, me sef no get

Romance › Re: Standing Fan. by Salasa(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2024

you don see help? cry

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Health › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by Salasa(op): 5:49pm On May 06, 2023

DOM7:
God's warning! At this age you know all the sexual words and practice, how much of God did you know? Repent so that something terrible will not happen.

Yes, I know sexual words and practice because I offer therapy session to friends, I'm wise and will be ten thousand times wiser than you when I get to your age.

Ignorance isn't a bliss, at 20, I'm not a child. Nothing bad and terrible is happening to me.

Health › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by Salasa(op): 5:40pm On May 06, 2023

DOM7:
God's warning! At this age you know all the sexual words and practice, how much of God did you know? Repent so that something terrible will not happen.

You're funny 😂

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