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RomanceRe: Why's My Penis So Small? by Salasa(op): 10:13pm On Mar 16, 2023
Banilla:
Typical. Gay men in the closet create threads like this to lure other men into discussing their penis shape and size...
No, I'm not gay, never can I be, I'm asking an honest question. I don't know what's wrong with some of you.
RomanceWhy's My Penis So Small? by Salasa(op): 10:05pm On Mar 16, 2023
My penni's is so small, I'm 20 years old, a male virgin, ejaculates via masturbation (only when I'm so Hot and hot and can't hold it, I'm not an addict, I've high libido) occasionally and nocturnal emissions.

Only one girl has seen my unclothedness but we never had sex, sometimes, I look at other males and see thier dangling dick but mine will always look like a 5 years old. The girl that saw mine Jokingly said it too..

When my penis is flaccid, it's around two inches or more... But when I'm aroused, I measured it, it gets very big, like 6.5-7 inches and Very hard..

But if it's flaccid, it doesn't even show in the boxers, so small. I'm always ashamed to change before someone. Please is it because I'm not sexually active?

MODIFIED-- If I become sexually active, is there a chance my penis will grow? Does sex grow the penis? I want to know, thank you.
EducationRe: A-z Of Jamb by Salasa(op): 9:16pm On Mar 23, 2022
Hello
EducationA-z Of Jamb by Salasa(op): 4:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Good day...

Please who has A-Z of JAMB's use of English by Dele Ashade.

Please just do me a favor, snap and post page 123-127 for me under this thread please... Mine is torn... lipsrsealed


Thank You in anticipation. grin
CrimeRe: Man Shares Experience With Corrupt JAMB Official (photos) by Salasa(m): 9:56pm On Mar 21, 2022
Laslasticlala.

Or because it's not snake... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Shares Experience With Corrupt JAMB Official (photos) by Salasa(m): 9:56pm On Mar 21, 2022
What wouldn't one see in this country? undecided[sup][/sup] undecided
Christianity EtcRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 12:24pm On Feb 24, 2022
Ogamysamo:
bros, let what you have satisfy you. think according to your pocket, you are battling with 5k jamb registration but you are ready to waste one year registration, school fées, handout, house rent and every thing you use to that admission which is over 100k to start àfresh for your désired course. why not better apply for a change of course?


i neither have money nor am i stoping others from helping you but, what i have is what i had giving up there.

come to think of it how sure are you that you'll be given your désired course if you rewrite jamb?

i repeat, think and act financially according to the weight of your pocket.
I will get, I believe.
Thank You.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:07am On Feb 24, 2022
Hmmm
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:06am On Feb 24, 2022
Hmmm
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:38am On Feb 23, 2022
embarassed lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 9:45am On Feb 23, 2022
Please Help, Please. embarassed embarassed embarassed
EducationRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 9:45am On Feb 23, 2022
Please help embarassed embarassed embarassed
Please
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 9:45am On Feb 23, 2022
No help embarassed embarassed embarassed
Please
Christianity EtcWhat Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:34am On Feb 21, 2022
Good day beautiful Nairalanders.
I've been here for more than a year and I can say that this forum is helpful and educative if followed rightly.

I've as well meet good people who will do nothing but try to imbibe good morals, and also, we've the bad eggs who will troll and do nothing but troll. grin

Please, I'm a student already, yes. I have passion for a course I want to study, but since I didn't get Admission last year for the course, I decided to study what I've been given and re-write UTME this year.

UTME has come and I don't have any money to register. embarassed

This is an examination I've been studying nothing less than 8 hours in 24 hours for the past one month.

I'm getting tired because there's no money coming. It's as if my efforts is in vain.

My parents are trying for me in school already... But I want to do this, the registration is 5 thousand naira but I've nothing.

It's ending soon embarassed embarassed

Please a kind hearted fellow should help me achieve my dreams, you'll not lack, you'll forever be blessed.

I'm sad why typing this.
RomanceWhat Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:26am On Feb 21, 2022
Good day beautiful Nairalanders.
I've been here for more than a year and I can say that this forum is helpful and educative if followed rightly.

I've as well meet good people who will do nothing but try to imbibe good morals, and also, we've the bad eggs who will troll and do nothing but troll. grin

Please, I'm a student already, yes. I have passion for a course I want to study, but since I didn't get Admission last year for the course, I decided to study what I've been given and re-write UTME this year.

UTME has come and I don't have any money to register. embarassed

This is an examination I've been studying nothing less than 8 hours in 24 hours for the past one month.

I'm getting tired because there's no money coming. It's as if my efforts is in vain.

My parents are trying for me in school already... But I want to do this, the registration is 5 thousand naira but I've nothing.

It's ending soon embarassed embarassed

Please a kind hearted fellow should help me achieve my dreams, you'll not lack, you'll forever be blessed.

I'm sad why typing this.
EducationWhat Do I Do? by Salasa(op): 11:15am On Feb 21, 2022
Good day beautiful Nairalanders.
I've been here for more than a year and I can say that this forum is helpful and educative if followed rightly.

I've as well meet good people who will do nothing but try to imbibe good morals, and also, we've the bad eggs who will troll and do nothing but troll. grin

Please, I'm a student already, yes. I have passion for a course I want to study, but since I didn't get Admission last year for the course, I decided to study what I've been given and re-write UTME this year.

UTME has come and I don't have any money to register. embarassed

This is an examination I've been studying nothing less than 8 hours in 24 hours for the past one month.

I'm getting tired because there's no money coming. It's as if my efforts is in vain.

My parents are trying for me in school already... But I want to do this, the registration is 5 thousand naira but I've nothing.

It's ending soon embarassed embarassed

Please a kind hearted fellow should help me achieve my dreams, you'll not lack, you'll forever be blessed.

I'm sad why typing this.
Jobs/VacanciesBook For Sale, I Need A Job. by Salasa(op): 10:00am On Nov 19, 2021
Hello Nairalanders, Good day.
I'm a Student cum writer. I've a novel of over 20,000 words for sale. The genre is Romance and Adventure, it also depicts the Nigerian political system.

I've devided it into episodes, so, you can read the first episode freely as sample.

Scammers please avoid me, I'm a student, this is what I do to aid myself instead of online begging.

Please, if you're interested, just quote me.

Also, I'm in need of a writing gig, please help if you've vacancy. I'm a Content Creator/Writer with various niches, I also do Copywriting. I write fictions and nonfictions, romance, crime, Inspirationals articles, Articles, etc.
Literature/Writing AdsBook For Sale, I Need A Job. by Salasa(op): 9:42am On Nov 19, 2021
Hello Nairalanders, Good day.
I'm a Student cum writer. I've a novel of over 20,000 words for sale. The genre is Romance and Adventure, it also depicts the Nigerian political system.

I've devided it into episodes, so, you can read the first episode freely as sample.

Scammers please avoid me, I'm a student, this is what I do to aid myself instead of online begging.

Please, if you're interested, just quote me.

Also, I'm in need of a writing gig, please help if you've vacancy. I'm a Content Creator/Writer with various niches, I also do Copywriting. I write fictions and nonfictions, romance, crime, Inspirationals articles, Articles, etc.
LiteratureBook For Sale, I Need A Job. by Salasa(op): 9:29am On Nov 19, 2021
Hello Nairalanders, Good day.
I'm a Student cum writer. I've a novel of over 20,000 words for sale. The genre is Romance and Adventure, it also depicts the Nigerian political system.

I've devided it into episodes, so, you can read the first episode freely as sample.

Scammers please avoid me, I'm a student, this is what I do to aid myself instead of online begging.

Please, if you're interested, just quote me.

Also, I'm in need of a writing gig, please help if you've vacancy. I'm a Content Creator/Writer with various niches, I also do Copywriting. I write fictions and nonfictions, romance, crime, Inspirationals articles, Articles, etc.
RomanceRe: I Need Help!! by Salasa(m): 1:36pm On Oct 02, 2021
Please someone should help this guy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

If it was a girl or sex related matter, you all would have rushed to view and offer help lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Now that it's educational stuff, nobody talks lipsrsealed

I would have offered help, but I'm a struggling Student as well.
BusinessRe: How Do I Make Money As A Writer? by Salasa(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2021
Good post, mods please push it to front page, I need to learn also.

Cc-

Lalasticlala

Mynd4

Dominique
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 8:02am On Jun 23, 2021
VEXT:
You need sex young man,before your sperms turn to algae..Free those sperms out!!
shocked shocked
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 8:02am On Jun 23, 2021
Charlex23:
It's not normal bro. Visit the hospital
Are you a medic?? undecided
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 8:58pm On Jun 22, 2021
Flahyuq:
This matter tie wrapper oo
How u go just dey ejaculate anyhow nah
Read again
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 8:50pm On Jun 22, 2021
illicit:
Do u enjoy BDSMhuh
What's the meaning of that undecided
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 7:55pm On Jun 22, 2021
Kriss216:
Some are paying thousands of Naira just to get a single ejaculation, and here you are having it like no man's business... Thumbs up.
undecided
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 7:55pm On Jun 22, 2021
SportsHD:
Mc "cum-a-lot" in the building. cheesy
This is one of the weirdest shiits I've ever heard.
It's real bro
HealthRe: Am I Okay? by Salasa(op): 5:29pm On Jun 22, 2021
Keep the views coming undecided
HealthAm I Okay? by Salasa(op):
Okay
RomanceRe: Best 10 Creative Writing With 100 Likes Will Get 10k From Me. by Salasa(m): 9:10pm On May 28, 2021
Elistho:
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LOVE CAUGHT ME grin

Even without thinking I'll ever fall for any intimate relationship, even when I had always been a thorn in the flesh for the man "love", even when I had always lived a non-social life, even when I despised love/romance, even even when intimacy was never in my dictionary, even when I thought I would never fall for anything intimate with the female gender, Even when I had opted for chastity and purity, even when I had kept myself devoid of any pleasurable intimate act all these years.


Dearie love, you've come to make me despised my old life, you've come to make me know that true and pure love exists, you've come to let me come in terms with " all exists but non-intimacy ".


Ooo how I cuddle you in my arms, oo how I wish our love will never end, ooo how I lock my eyes with yours and nothing in this planet seems to matter's anymore, ooo how I stay with people, jack, you turn up and everybody in sight seems to disappear but you, oooo my forever love, oooo my lover, I love thee.


I was studios, I despised any opposite gender relationship, I dreamt of bagging a first class, I dreamt of bagging out as the best student, I dreamt of succeeding in life, I dreamt of becoming a successful Young lawyer, all the aforementioned I dreamt but love.

Questions came, how do you cope without a female friend, ooo how do you deal with strong raging hormones, how do you free yourself of any sexual desire? These I dealt with, I burnt in passion, waiting to finish the big deals, waiting to suffer so we could enjoy later, waiting and denying myself all pleasures even when I longed for it, definitely I knew meeting you is inevitable.


I've achieved everything, I've come in terms with success, my desires are back, I long for you my love. Come into my arms let's go down together.

I love you my wife!!!
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EducationRe: University Of Cape Town On Fire (Photos) by Salasa(m): 9:41am On Apr 19, 2021
The good side
In Nigeria

Students will be rejoicing

First class awaits them all grin
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Dies After Visiting Home Town For A Short Break by Salasa(m): 2:27pm On Apr 17, 2021
undecided undecided
Nairalnders,
I'm from Akwa Ibom state
And I'm assuring you to the maximal that our village people are aware and responsible for this shocked

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