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Therock5555: To type dis kin update inside dark room by this time no be beans o, hehehe I hope u guys and ladies are having fun, I had to make dis very long as compensation for skipping yesterday. Una good A.M

Sexysapphire, Uthman, Kingphilip, Tecno4life, sallychizzl3, Ego2 make una show jare

Bro no vex. I been dey one village wey network no stable for the past 2wks. I don show

MrNiceGuy5: E be like say na you be KMJ new babe abi ?

Guy e don do.

KMJ we dey wait patiently bro. Make it quick.

kayemjay: Dear readers, fans, critics, ghost moders, et al.

I do not wish to give excuses or reasons why I have been absent because i have done that time and time again. I sincerely regret that I have not been able to update but my issues are beyond TCA. I can not update when I have pressing issues in my life. I am NOT being paid, I am doing this because I LOVE WRITING. You want me to come on this thread and give updates about what is happening in my life and why I can not update? No please, I can not. This is not a diary. My life events are not for public consumption. I already explained what every single update I make on TCA entails. So if I have issues that are pressing and life threatening, how can i give quality updates?

I apologize to my fans. But please know this, true fans stick with people nomatter what they go through. If I lose fans (which i already have lost) because I am sorting out issues in my life, then please forgive me for not being sorry. I am neither cocky nor arrogant, but I wont come here and lick a5s. I apologize for not giving any explanation all this time but what exactly would I have said, knowing fully well that I dont want to divulge personal details?

Once again, I am sorry.

However, I won't lock this thread. If everyone walks away, i will take it as a blessing in disguise and an opportunity to start anew. BUT, I WILL COMPLETE THIS STORY.

Thank you guys.

PS:
To those who pinged me on BBM and Whatsapp, sending their messages and condolences, I appreciate you all. To you all on this thread who wanted to reach me but could not I also salute you, most notably Sallychizzl3. Pinkypettite, Tohero, and others whose name i forget to mention, I thank you.

See you guys soon.

Just take your time bro. You own ur life and you decide how to live it. Try to please ursef and attain that inner satisfaction, DO NOT TRY TO PLEASE PEOPLE AT THE DETRIMENT OF UR OWN HAPPINESS. God will give you the fortitude to bear the loss.

Whenever you recuperate and decide to come back I'll still be here...




...waiting patiently.

Nice updates bro. Best of luck in ur igzamz

LogoDWhiz: Its quite funny when i think of it now..

When Chelea were beating Burnley and Leicester, they were claiming they are championship side, now, Man Utd and Arsenal can't even get a win from them respectively..

Up Chelsea. Shout all to Chelsea fans..

We shall win all trophies contested for this season.

God bless you dear and may you succeed in all your endeavours.



Babye FAM.

Update ooooooooooooooo....

holyboss: whichever way, weda u haters of Mrs Akpan bliv it or not, Oleng still owe Mrs Akpan some appreciation

1- if she had nt funded her, will she gotten a degree
2- if she had nt introduced her to her sister (Vien), wud she av givin birth to Eric jnr? Even if she did gave birth after being thrown out to d street, wud she av bn able to raise d kid as Mrs Akpan did?
3- if Mrs Akpan was really wicked nd wanted her to Abort d baby, she wud av done it without leaving d slightest trace of her as a Instructor of d Abortion. Yet she took her to another state to save her from disgrace and still pay for her upKeep

4- emmmmmm! emmmmmm! emmmmm! I will modify wen I remember




As for Audrey, "I comment my reserve" until after d next episode wen I bliv Oleng will personally invite Mrs Akpan to her wedding calling her Mother Again

erm...... na me like this one too.

Good night fam

holyboss: Oops! This new update make me do two tinz togeda for d first time today


imagine as am laughing at d funny comments, I can't help boh to aswell For Mrs Akpan ....

Liver disease + Top secrets leaked (Audrey pity her na)


Impatiently waiting for d next Update (I hope Oleng come to appreciate her moma cos if not for Mrs Akpan (just as she said), Oleng wud av bn a total mess)



Like if u aint Hating on Mrs Akpan

AudreyTimms: Hmm....na only one person go like am o!

Na me be that one person.


Am sure all you soft hearted lots are gonna cry when she died. Audrey just need to set up an emotional update and gbam! hankies don dey get soaked. ..

#TeamOleng'sMum

All I can say is......

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Am short of words to describe how I feel. I'll wish this work to be made into a movie one day.


MORE PLEASE!!!

AudreyTimms: Lmao!

Truce?

A team an angel cannot save. hmmnn...

Man Utd problems don pass normal o, that club need to repent. I believe their problem is spiritual and the only person they can sign now that'll make a difference is Tb.Joshua.


sorry for derailing.

AudreyTimms: Tanx dear. Evn doe I still dey beef u

Why you go dey beef me nah? I was always my jovial self b4 that boy pressed my red button and I put him down accordingly. Its high time somebody did that dear. No vex. Truce?

morsadh: Abeg Oga calm down. Everybody is entitled to an opinion no matter what. No dey take am personal, because everybody just dey read @AudreyTimms work dey enjoy am. I read @sally's comments and I had a laugh. But she also has a point. Linda must have felt she did all that for Oleng, and therefore she deserves Mother of the Year award! One or two people fit agree with am; no need for insult of any kind, sir.

Matured and intelligent people think alike bro, I thank the lord for the brain he bestowed you with and appreciate you for using it wisely *thumbs up*



erm........ for the record, Sallychizzl3 is a guy.

holyboss: armoured Tank

Hai no dey for that one O! (Mrs Akpan na correct woman) A very very gooood one

Sarcasm noted.

3Dimension: Who made him a vagabond in the first place? Its just like trying to sow a ready torn wear.
Delibrately torned .

Mrs. Akpan is just naturally and unrepentantly wicked, no gain saying.
All my supposed stunts to like her were just barely concealed form of sarcasm. I wan break her head as much as I wan break somebody head here.

My shout out goes to Kayemjay, Therock555, FoxyFlow, T.Dan and AudreyTimms. I doff my cap for these writers anyday, anytime.

Pure talents.

JeffreyJamez: As I read this update na so my head just dey boil with anger!!!!....... I Hate this woman I swear!!!.....

*lifts chair and flings it at the wall in anger*

holyboss: Oh! So na only chair u ft lift
*FlingPhone, kick chair, lifts table nd fling, punching wall in anger* Infact I dey go portharcourt (Mrs Akpan too Dey vex me)

*protects oleng's mum with an armoured tank*



O'boy yeeeeeh! Guys dey vex o.

I feel like beating someone to coma but I understand it's desperation.






















Oleng's mum was so desperate to have love in her life, to find someone to love 'cos loneliness wasn't appealing any longer. She realized she can't get it anywhere 'cos all her family will never accept her again so she chose the desperate method she adopted. Poisoning the mind oblivious of her history. But she forgot 3 things cannot be hidden for long: The sun,the moon and the truth. Nemesis is around the corner.


But I still like her though.

Oleng's mum my hero.




#TeamOleng'sMum

stormybucci: no ooo he is a she#homo... make i match break b4 i get into trouble

stormybucci: shaarraappp dere if u have notin beta 2 say.... ur head lyk mcdonalds hotdog..mtcheew

stormybucci: ** hides behind audrey 4 protection against dat homo#faggggoot

You must be very stewpid for those strings of comments up there!!!
Are you outta your fvcking mind or what

Did I quote you or is it your thread? Ignoramus!!!

You know I've been silently watching you since your continued attack on that gal; pinkylev,even after she'd apologized and my conclusion is that you're a pathetic,timid feckless who use the power of a faceless forum to get some cheap points.

How I wish I can see you, You'd have gotten the beating of your life this morning!

NONSENSE!!!!

3Dimension: Audrey!!


Thanks!!
Gracias!!
Obrigado!
Sie sie

I can see eric(jnr) breaking Mrs. Akpan's heart anyway. Thats the only purnishment she deserves.

She raised him and gave him a good life when he could easily had been a vagabond. No, she doesn't deserve that treatment.


#TeamOleng'sMum/Eric'sGrandmum

Audrey update nah. Today is a weekend so I suggest we kuku finish the story today.