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Huh! Who is Makhosi? 

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False alarm!!! 

   

^^^ Who are you fooling? I know you read the entire msg, your slow excuse of a brain doesn't know what to say cause I spoke the truth !

DezVienna:
I wish you would obsess with your weight so maybe you can loose some.

And wtf, you Kim Kardashians spokeswoman- shut that trap, woman. Daaahhm! You done?

Luckily for me I happen to love myself inside and out  _chillin thats why I have no time to hate on other women. What God has blessed me with is more than enough. Skinny or fat I'm still hot as hell sweetheart. Atleast there's a solution for being overweight. . . unfortunately there's no cure for your ugliness and flat behind, you'll be an ugly muthasucker till the day you die  !

Invest your energy in improving the ugliness you have within. . . it's apparent that you have very low self-esteem because if you loved your ugly backside enough you'll have no time to criticize other women who are blessed with beauty more than you. No matter what comes out of your pie hole your ugly backside will never be as hot as Kim, you're not even half as beautiful as she is yet you're hiding behind that keyboard typing shitt about people. . . She's hooooot, get over it!

How is her booty being real or fake any of your business? People need to stop hating for real, some women spend way too much time looking at other women's assets and wishing they had some of what she has. I'm sure you are assless thats why you're suffering from insomnia thinking about what to criticize on Kimberly's body! Stop obsessing over her booty, its not healthy plus she doesn't even know you and doesn't give a damn about your flat behind! You need to get a life for real!

Successful and powerful men

At first sight he'll probably notice my baby face and then my chubby yet curvy bod looove it! As we get to know each other he'll realize how humble, kind and nurturing I am.

It is definitely red! I have proof.

The best way to attract a man is just to be yourself. . . but in America if you wanna grab a guy's attention you have to make eye contact and be friendly. . .  So what I do first and foremost is wear clothes that accentuate my curves & I walk with confidence, If he says Hi and I find him attractive, I reply with a warm smile. I also flirt if a guy is super hot!

This is my story 

A black couple just got married and the bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sexx.
Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives
him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Simply turning his head,

He YELLS at her,
"Hai bo, it's not a life sentence "wena"!!!   Prisoners get parole.

I know it's a joke but jokes are touching too.

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