Let go there

babatawa:



This guy sha

U nur dey taya

lol...at all coz i take pleasure in wahala

babatawa:
please Don't Quote me again

what will happen?

Ano go follo una drag anytin make d page hit 400 make i b 1st 2 comment na hin i dey pursue like degree

babatawa:


iffa use broom flog this one nw nkor

ma friend better change that prayer point

one angel fit go pass now put stamp

lmao so u don dey shiver? Oyaah beg ur big bros make i 4give u

erisegun:
wee u kip kwiet*

ma nigga..hope u slept well...u no go oshodi today?

sodiqyinka:
Even if you end up using juju to back this up, he will still end up in Osun State. #Roger b4 its too late

u wanna dare me? beta advice him 2 beg me b4 i display ma true colours

doublezero7:



AMEEEEENNN!!!! Thank you Lord for answered prayers!

my father my father pls double07 will fit in @ adamawa....u told me to pray 4 my enemies if nt i will have pray dat he get posted 2 borno...but either of adamawa nd yobe is owkay 4 him....oshee baba mi #gbam#signed sealed nd delivered#

doublezero7:



AMEEEEENNN!!!! Thank you Lord for answered prayers!

my father my father pls double07 will fit in @ adamawa....u told me to pray 4 my enemies if nt i will have pray dat he get posted 2 borno...but either of adamawa nd yobe is owkay 4 him....oshee baba mi #gbam#signsealed nd delivered#

babatawa:

Father Lord! this nigga doesn't mean all he's saying
Father yunnoh Borno lacks corpers....
use this young Man to fill in d spaces
thank you lord...

sweet lord as u can c dat babatawa has even join dem in planning a coup against me...dont mind him o....i knw u have a special package 4 him in borno so dear lord do it fast

erisegun:
oh! Sweet lord, sebi u said in ur word dat we shud always practice wot we preach*dnt listen to d crocodile tears of sambar*let dem post him there so dat he can live by example*tnk u lord4 I knw u hav answered*

dear lord, despite d fact dat ve bin told dat one of my enemies would be revealed to me 2day, i neva knew it would be an e-enemy lord hear my humble cry nd dont listen 2 him...lord u know u ve few sons and of wch am ur favourite nd i knw u wont want be 2 be in dos state he has mentioned nd d ones he has nt....dont listen to him coz he iz jez whynin u ni..thank u baba mi

erisegun:
oh! Lord! Pls let nysc post sambar to Adamawa state to serve*so dat he can take selfie wen boko boy storm town"* by d time bullet pierce tru ya skull eh! Na heavens gate u go ask wetin hapen

dear lord pls dont mind erisegun coz he jez kidding,lord u knw i like lagos nd dos state wit large alawee nd dat i cant run like him nd i use nokia torchlight wit no camera so i cant do selfies

erisegun:
young man! Ar u ok? Tak selfie whr agbero dy. Dose pple ar devil cousins o.

lolz...u shd have done dat 4 reference purpose....d last time i check selfie doesnt take time nw,jez some few min... Dos agberos wont harm u wen taking selfie coz dey perfectly understand as soji guys

erisegun:
i went2 oshodi market to get sum stuffs. Suddenly fight broke out btw dose agbero. Cum see race. I ran 4rm oshodi to shogunle .e pass 800metre race o. See as bullet dy fly up and down. Aswear if usain bolt compete wit me 2day4 dat situation eh! A go win d guy

boss u f*** up na.... As a good citizen u 4 help dem settle d dispute nw.....anyway selfie of u running or adonbeleafit...lol

erisegun:
catch yanch**trowey inside lagoon*

the yarnsh being a water resistant yarnsh comes out of water alive

tolustx:

Plot 4, Block 14 Adeosun Str.,

Asero Estate, Abeokuta,

Ogun State.

25th February, 2015.

Mr. Sodiqyinka,
The Director,
NYSC Affairs,
A15 Mobilization Batch,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF PERSONAL ASSISTANCE
I, OMOLUABI Tolustx S. hereby write to apply for the post of personal assistant in your company to help in the colation of requests and queries, processing of such requests, and dispatchment of reply to all requests in due time.

This is necessary owing to the fact that there will be a serious influx of questions, requests, etc into your office from next week as the online registration starts. For prompt answers and better efficiency, you will definitely need a helping hand (as long as you are willing and able to give a good pay for my services).

I advice however that the trial service given to all your subscribers (free service) be made to end on sunday, 1st March 2015 and subscribers who wish to continue to make use of your services be made to upgrade to pro (or premium) version. With this, there will be proper organisation, getting rid of a bottleneck situation that may probably want to arise and you will be able to cater for your staff (only me).

I await your reply as you consider my advice and of course, my application. I have however attached copies of my credentials to this letter for your stringent perusal.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·
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lolz......baddest nigga...i throway yarnsh 4 u o

erisegun:
se money wey dem dy spend?

lol...huh huh na moni wey dem dey chaw

#clearsthroat# is dere money here?

erisegun:
sambar! No lie* u drink lyk 5 plastic of Alomo today*

i swear he no reach 5plastic coz i lost count on getting to 4

erisegun:
lolzzzzzzzzzzz* tuesday ni

no wonder!!! I tot as much .....na wa oo everton nd leceister city kon dey play 2-2 for champion's league...tho i want QPR to win it sha

Looking left nd right....hey bros shey 2day na sunday?

tolustx:

LoL. I gave u a sure way, u reject am. D era is gone, wen we use physical power to get things done. Dis tym, we just think and take d easier way. That's d way I tot u.

na 2 send PM to my babalawo...make he help me upgrade the OS of dis my charm

Frnds like u r rare....na so u like me so? Chai if 2 say i no study chemistry 4 school u 4 kill me....i jez need u 2 hit me wit wet stick after electronzeez don shock me den i will be owk @tolu

Electronzeez:


respect your self before i take light shock you comot for observing mode.

#A15party.

light shock me? Abeg na electric shock i fear pass 4 ma life #teamA15parry#

......#always observing#

[quote author=jonaji post=30915499][/quote] thanks boss...u r da best

Find mine 2 ooo... SAMBAR or samuel

smelling front page....will come nd go nd come back later to comment

Welcome onboard bro.....what is not chemistry?

1 of the reasons i didnt attend student church during my school days

Samuel......Federal university of agriculture abeokuta........chemistry.....class of 2014........preferred location:akwa ibom,enugu nd benue state

Nice 1....u r so on point