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Eni toba was iwakuwa ari irikuri

herveze:
Thanks friend,like aw much make I call my Ajike
Thanks friend,like aw much make I call my Ajike

I think 1,000 for anybody, 500 naira for students and corpers as long as you can tender your school id card or corper id card,if not you'll pay 1k

EfemenaXY:
All this grammar and shakara. Look, I don already buy cooking pot, maggi, salt, and a new straw mat for you. Even the bedroom timetable has been reviewed to accommodate you sef.

You can have Saga on Sunday mornings, early momo (4:15 - 4:45 a.m) and on Tuesday afternoons (2:30 - 2:55 p.m)

I dash you back.it's not by force

Sagamite:
Hello, baby.

See as you sexy.

How much is your net worth?

I hope you work in Private Equity?

I reject it.evil won't be my portion. Ori mi ko.eleda mi ko.moreover

There are many sex workers here so you can direct your question to them.they'll be in the best position to tell you how much per night

Another fool on the loose

Yes.when you get there the security will lead you

Awon oloshi.even booharie dey laugh for the picture wey dey this thread. Just look down

EfemenaXY:
***Faints!***

see the person wey you say make I share with you

May your reign as iyawo saga be long o

May another woman not take your place in sagas heart o.amino,ase

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You too dey fear. Sagamite is a generous giver. Besides, we all embrace polygyny, so no harm shall befall thou. We're one big happy family - wives and side chicks inclusive.

you no hear wetin the Yoruba elders say.Ile olorogun,ogba werey. A polygamous marriage IS equivalent to a camp where made people are dumped and have all the freedom to show their craziness. The crazier the woman, the more likely she is to retain her position

taryour:
you don vex. lol

like seriously gan ni o

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Now you make me feel like going to church today.

why you no go church today sef?

EfemenaXY:
OMG!! You get bad mouth gan!

it's true na.now that one ear is gone maybe it's the society that WIll give her back another ear or she will buy it in tejuosho market or better still it's me that Will cut one of my ears and give her.

Oshisko

Mshewwwe

Cococandy what are you saying sef.the woma herself is at fault

How can you as a woman go to the police station to go and report domestic violence and you still go back to that same house where the violence was perpetrated against you.don't you have dignity. Do you except to go back to the house and not unleash worse terror.she's the kind of woman y orubas call eran iya.aka scapegoat used in teaching other erring goats a lesson

Convenient Excuses!

When she eventually dies the same society composed of her friends, colleagues at work,neighbour's,inlaws and family friends /church friends will come for her burial to cry crocodile tears and rant about how she was loving, caring and sweet and will be missed.

They Will end the funeral with hymn song 'trust and obey, for there's no other way to be happy with Jesus but to trust and obey'.after then they will throw sand as they bury her,go back to their houses and continue living their lives like nothing happened.

Where's kanwuliajara sef when you need her sef.kanwuliajara come here o.there's an issue that needs your attention

She's a forgotten issue, the man will remarriy and life goes on

EfemenaXY:
Think about it.

She'll be ostracized from her local women's group / meetings. Her presence alone there would be the source of hot gossip and an example of what a good woman shouldn't be. Her married friends will suddenly be cagey towards her. Wouldn't want to have anything to do with her and certainly won't want her visiting their matrimonial home as her single status suddenly makes her a potential "husband snatcher".

Landlords won't want to rent their property to her as they'll see her as a trouble maker. Unscrupulous male bosses / co-workers will see her as fair game to chase. The list goes on...all because she didn't endure right through to the very end like a good wife.

Mshewwwww

Another stewpeed thread

Abeg o i nor want make them pour me acid or baptize me with hot blazing water.furious wives are lurking around o.Xmas is on the way.I want to celebrate it at home and not in the police station or hospital

EfemenaXY:
Nah, never the 1^st wife. I cannae take the heat.

Jenny was / is 1^st. Busybody 2^nd. Efe ^3rd. Can't remember who the 4^th is/was. Tgirl 5^th. So you see, I like to play it safe and remain firmly in da middle.

The rest of una - ladies in waiting. I'm still trying to convince Sambarry to join his looooooooooong list of girlfriends and share the lurrrvee.



Pls ma, define "sontin"

naijababe:
I am sure Sambarry and Thelish will describe you as one of the bolded.

abeg I prefer zobo or kunu o Jared.which one be grass drink. Oyinbo say the devil you know is better thanks the Angel you don't know. What if I drink it and my stomach starts jumping in anger nko?

EfemenaXY:
Read wetin I post and give your comments on my green drink.

Abi na nokia phone you dey use?

which one be grass drink again?

I never see am before o.how does it taste like?

What apoon?

Long time o my sister

EfemenaXY:
My sister, grass as in proper GRASS!! I knew you guys won't believe me, hence my posting the picture of the grass itself and the grass juicer. Would you believe that that 1 shot cost me £1.80??

I've been told that I'm not human...lol! Besides, I learnt from you all na. Na una start am. So stop complaining jor.

I'm especially interested in Sambarry and Thelish's comments!

Bobnotrouble:
Exactly.
It reminds me of what my Ibo friends call Ochiabutor.

in his mind now he's feeling like they all love me.I'm so fly.na women wey Don sabi the craft of hiding their hatred while pretending to love you na Im your head dey swell for

I'm sorry for those people that will step on the wrapper of those old women. Because you should be more bothered about a smiling enemy or a person pretending to celebrate with you while she hates you with perfect hatred

An enemy pretending to celebrate you is more lethal than an enemy who openly shows his disdain

Or you think it's everyone who smiles with you that wishes you well or loves what you're doing much less a politician

Wow they look so cute

I like the one that opened her eyes.she resemble pikin wey go sharp well well

goldmine:
Double the trouble, fun and blessings. My twins have arrived! A girl and a boy by 11.29am and 11.30am yesterday,Thursday morning,weighing 2.6kg and 3kg respectively via c-section.

BS
At my 35 weeks appointment,the ultrasound revealed that both my babies were in cephalic position. Was so excited. I even popped wine when I got home that day . U can imagine the disappointment when by the following week,the leading twin had become breech. Was advised to strongly consider the possibility of a c-section. By 37 weeks they were both breech and the doctor booked me for c/s against 37weeks+5days. Said they couldn't take the risk of having me fall into labour with them in that position as I could go into labour anytime from even the 37weeks because it's twins.

Anyway,i arrived early. The procedure took place as scheduled with me awake. I was anxious,scared and honestly even shocked after my LOs were out. Was just wondering....did I really carry this 2 precious bundles or was I dreaming. All in all,i give God all the glory for everything.

Sorry team december,i left you guys. I also hereby hand over the mantle of class captain to @ soonest. I know she's capable and up to the task. . Easy and normal delivery I wish you all ex-teamies and of course other pushing mamas.

Oya team November,start dropping fast after me like kilode.

My precious bundles.

I'll be glad to have 2boys

However they'll be raised the same way I raise the girl with Tony gaskins ideologies

JustCurious:
We can't wait!

And, I wish you get 2 boys (twins). Yes! Yes!! So we could have some fresh air of idealogies. Haha.

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Your lo is so adorable, Zaynie.

Congratulations, goldmine! May God bless your little ones richly and supply all your needs according to His riches. #Congras! #IyaEjima. Cutiepies you've got.

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Wishing teamNovember more breakthroughs and greater testimonies.

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Sending e-welcome pack to new mamas -for FREE! May your stay here be fruitful, and blessed. PS: You all don't have to pay Zaynie or MsPat a dime. You are covered, just say (Sai Buhari)! Hehehe.

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Sendng best of wishes to ttc mommas, Harmmy, Jennifer89 etc. You are always in our thoughts and prayers. May 2016 bring you greater, lasting blessings. If I may quote this verse I love so much:
"And, this is the confidence that we have in Him, that, if we ask anything according to His will, He heareth us". May we have a prayer answering weekend. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok

englishmart:
. I think I love that idea

Bush meat.no wonder those UAE women always look like dense women. They just fine for nothing. Remain make them take permission from their husband before They can wear sanitary pads when they're on the periods and the husband will dictate the kind of sanitary pads They Will wear

sunny2k:
how many more yrs to menopause? Go get an average guy fast gurrrrl

continue dey count for am

Amoruyin

Tman66:
She's still a baby as long as she's not married to a man

financially and brainwise she isn't. Besides the places she can enter with doors opened for her,if you try it you'll meet your disgrace

Kimoni:
Ok ooo expecting you next year in this our engine room

kimooo

Don't sambarry me next time so I won't kimo you o

Kimoni:
Ohhhh, so it's mistaken identity

Sambarry, I think say Wura wan get aburo ni

yes o.she needs aburo and would soon get one

Mummyejire:

@chinwendym eyaf buy market from sambarry e nor pay kwa.
ROFLMAO, you see wetin speaking queens Englishing yaf make ya eyes see

@soonest I believe madam Sambarry is joking ooo, I could be wrong though.