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That is why he is the Don!!! He goes into the bush, pick monkeys and make the star!!! |
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A lady decided to give herself a
big treat for her 70th birthday by
staying overnight in a really nice
luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next
morning, the desk clerk handed
her a bill for $250.00. She
demanded to know why the
charge was so high "I agree it's a
nice hotel, but the rooms aren't
worth $250..00 for just an
overnight stay - I didn't even
have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is
the 'standard rate,' and breakfast
had been included had she
wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the
Manager.
The Manager appeared and,
forewarned by the desk clerk,
announced: "This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference center which are
available for use." "But I didn't
use them." ''Well, they are here,
and you could have."
He went on to explain that she
could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which they
were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers
from all over the world
performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those
shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you
could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the
Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion,
and with the Manager still
unmoved, she decided to pay,
wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when
he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for
only $50.00" "That's correct" she
replied "I charged you $200.00
for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you
madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and
you could have." |
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My boyfriend and I both stay in the same compound, but different house. From the very first time he asked me for a relationship, I told him I didn't like sex that much and I wasn't ready for that, he said no problem. The thing is, he used to have this girls he bleeped whenever he wanted to, but ever since we became close, he stopped. Now the problem is, whenever he wants to Bleep me, I won't let him Bleep me and it gets him really angry even the very first time he did, he did it forcefully and got his way into me. So, I really don't know what to do now, I don't like sex that much and his penis is too big that it'll widen my vagina so much if I keep fucking him. So can I give him to avoid him getting angry with me? Or I should let him be? Cos times without number, have asked him to look for another sexmate, bt he won't. And somehow, I think he's playing games with me. Thanks. copied from Amara Van-Lare |
GOD BLESS MAKE UP ARTISTS.
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THEIR REWARDS IS IN HEAVEN
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I am a course, you don't need to study me in any College or institution of higher learning before practicing me. All over the world, especially in poor countries, 99.9% of the total population practice me for a life time. Some people use me as a cover up to shirk their personal, as well as their family responsibilities. I am a ten letter word. My first three letters represent the first thing to be created after the universe was formed. Fourth, fifth and sixth letters together represent a phenomenon that increases in all living things. Seventh, eighth and ninth letters combine to form a word that is the plural of my first, second and third letters combined. What am I? |
Dear Abused wife, . I am tired of telling you to walk away and save your life. I am honestly tired. It seems you enjoy being beaten black and blue. Enjoy it dear. Pray for him. Bleep him well. Dress sexy. Cook his favorite meals. Cut your tongues off so you won't be able to talk again to avoid being hit. Slap anybody that tells you to leave your home. Call them names, what is their business? Why do they want to break your wonderful home? Why do they want you to disregard your pastor's preaching that divorce is a sin. Stay there and hang on. Don't lose your home. Its a crime to be single and alive. Its a crime to be alive and be a single parent. Take the blows. Enjoy the punches. Go to vigils. Pray, pray, pray without ceasing. Pray until you die. Don't allow anybody deceive you. Marriage is a do or die affair. Marriage is ticket to heaven. Marriage is all. It doesn't matter you are being abused and dehumanised, marriage is all. It doesn't matter your kids would be motherless when you finally go to heaven, the ring on your fingers is the most important thing in this world. Stay there and bear it all. Stay and die. There is a special place in heaven for women that died as a result of domestic violence. Stay and die. . From a concerned friend. Ifeoma Lawal. Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015
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tuffgongjo:Abobby, you are sighted. I decided to share this, due to the incidences of guys and girls committing suicide because of one useless guy or girl broke their hearts!!! My room is opened 24/7 |
If you are going through heartbreak this moment and you find it difficult to sleep or think clearly. Listen to the following songs,it will make you feel better. They helped me a lot when I dealt with my first real heartbreak. 1.Whitney Houston......try it on my own. 2.Micheal Jackson........You are not alone. 3.Whitney Houston......Where do broken hearts go. 4.Eamon......I don't want you back. 5.Phill Collins......If leaving me is easy. 6.Phill Collins......Its over. . Listen to them and thank me later . . . . Please if you are used to listening to songs by terry g, wizkid,olamide and co. Please don't bother. They won't make any sense to you. |
I read the story of a married woman that was caught in a hotel with her lover. I also watched the video and saw how her inlaws took it upon themselves, beat her up and stripped her naked. As if that wasn't enough, they sent her pictures online. Smh. Man's inhumanity to man. . . The video was disgusting and a gory sight to behold. . . Thats the most callous thing I have seen/heard anyone do. Its very demeaning, to put it mildly. I wonder the husband's reaction in all of these. Maybe he is one those remote-control-kind-of- horsebands. Who please their family to the detriment of their wives happiness. . . Those stupid inlaws didn't know that stripping their brother's wife naked is the same as stripping their brother, they will never know that anything you do to your brother's wife, you have also indirectly done it to your brother. Bunch of sexual perverts. Mtcheewwww. . . The hypocritical part of it is the fact that most of the idiots that disgraced her are not faithful in their respective relationships. That I am very sure. . . Guilty people have a way of always being the first to take laws into their hands, they are good at condemning and passing judgment when in reality, they do worst things in their closet. Someone said hypocrisy has nigerian citizenship and I agree with her. . . Now, what I can deduce from the whole situation is that the inlaws of that woman never loved her from the start. Their actions made me believe they have been praying for her to misbehave and the opportunity presented itself on a platter of gold. Its also possible the woman is a victim of voodoo. Anything can happen to you in the midst of people that hates you. Apart from not loving her, they also have a history of mental illness and laziness in their family. How else can one explain their senseless actions. If they were seated in their shops or offices, where would they have the time to be checking the activities of their brother's wife. If they are not mentally deranged, why would they beat her and strip her naked. Stupid inlaws. Retards. Bunch of illiterates. #Awonoloriburukus # . . If you are among the people that believes stripping a woman naked is the best form of punishment, I am not sorry to say, you are a beast. Put your own mothers, sisters and daughters in her shoes. . . Everyone knows what the woman did was bad, but the idiots that called theirselves her inlaws went too far. She didn't deserve to be treated like an animal. Its morally,physically and spiritually wrong to strip a woman naked. If the same treatment is always meted out to the men anytime they are caught cheating, it would have been justifiable. But no, a man has the right to cheat because its a man's world. A man's world indeed! Dumbest line ever. . . Something happened in alaba international in the year 2012, a girl was caught stealing a blackberry phone. She was stripped naked, beaten to a pulp, as if it wasn't enough, the idiots played with her vjay, they will put a phone inside and bring it out, put it again and bring it out again. I watched the video then and shed tears. I was hurt because those idiots that disgraced the poor girl had no right. Who have ever disgraced them for sleeping with their fellow men. Who have ever disgraced them for killing innocent souls in their stupid quest for wealth. Who have ever disgraced them for selling fake goods in that market. Bastards. . . A lot of women layed curses on them then and I know the curses are still working in their lives. . . I will not lay a curse on the inlaws of the woman in this story. Let me say a prayer for them. May disgrace become their portions. May their mental illness defile every medical attention. And may their joblessness remain permanent in Jesus name. Amen. . . Ladies, this is an eye opener, never go into marriage without investigating the health history of your supposed spouse and his family members. Never go into marriage with a man his family made it clear they don't like you. Never go into a marriage with the hope they will end up liking you. It doesn't always work that way. In most cases, the hatred only gets worse. Never go into a marriage with someone its obvious his family controls him. . . Use your brains, love is no longer blind. |
This ‘math craze’ has been getting quite an attention recently and it’s driving the people ‘nuts.’ A few months ago, we found out about a logical reasoning problem which instantly went viral after giving everyone a headache and a hard time solving. Meanwhile, two new mind blowing math problems have surfaced online once again. The first one is visual logic problem which seems easy until you learn both the answer and explanation behind this question, ‘Which is the odd one out and why? Now are you up for the challenge? Two new math problems instantly went viral again. The first problem asks, ‘Which is the odd one out and why?’
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. This post is inspired by the story of Bobbi Kristina, the only child of Whitney and Bobby Brown. She was found unresponsive in her bath tub in january 2015. I followed the story since then and after all the money spent, after all the efforts made by medical practitioners. The situation remained unchanged. Now she has been placed under hospice care. The family is finally waiting for the day she would breath her last. Her grave is ready. Her grandmum Cissy Houston says she is in God's hands now. There was a time in febuary her aunt Pat Houston called on the world to join them in special prayers. Millions gathered in front of her hospital in Georgia and prayed for her but nothing happened. . . I have seen a lot in life to say without fear or favor that miracles don't really happen.(I stand to be corrected with convincing points) . . . I stopped believing in miracles since 2007. Something happened in my family in 2007 . An ugly incident that made me a born again christian. I visited many churches. I did everything I was told to make sure the miracle happened. I was pained because the person involved didn't deserve the pains and suffering he was passing through. I gave up everything. Earrings, make up, trousers,wayward friends. I became an angel. I made peace with everyone that has wronged and people I wronged. . . I was just a young girl that had an old head on young shoulders. There is no miracle church I have not stepped my foot into as far as Lagos state is concerned. There is no tape I didn't buy. There was no christian book I didn't buy. You know that hopeless moment in one's life when desperation takes a better part of you. . . I did all that without minding the fact that I was growing older by the day. I looked like a lady in her late twenties even when I was just in my late teens. After all that ,the miracle never came. The person in question is suffering since 2007. . . The incident made me lose faith in churches, pastors,their teachings and their staged miracles. I have seen miracles happen only in movies and novels but I have never seen it happen in real life. So its safe to say miracles don't exist/happen. . . If it did, the prayers of my family members, friends and many pastors we knew would have brought the much needed miracle our way. . . That's why I get angry when a woman is adviced to stay in an abusive marriage and pray. She go die Sara one day. . . That's why I get angry when people enter a faulty vehicle and believe accidents would not happen. Odiegwu. . . That's why I stopped going to church because I hate when pastors keeping binding and casting Shekau. The very next day, a bomb will still explode somewhere and claim innocent lives. . . Please don't blame me for my beliefs. God knows the end from the beginning.So you see, its not my fault. . . That incident changed the course of my life and changed it forever. It has made me this way. . . That incident made me believe that life is empty and useless after all. One moment a person is full of life. The next moment he/ she can not recognize even their own child. . . That incident made me believe more in facing realities than waste my time visting any church or pastor. It has turned me into an unrepentant realist. . . When one of my hubby's friend was diagnosed with hernia in 2013. His family members wanted to tow the same path we towed in 2007. I just told them in no uncertain terms that if they didn't take his ass to the hospital and have an operation. He will just die a slow and painful death. He was even lucky his ailment was not above medication. . . Its painful to watch your blood suffer. Its more painful to know prayers can't even help them.Anytime I see him, I have more reasons to doubt the power of prayers. Even though my family members are still praying and waiting for the miracle that will never happen. I have stopped praying and believing. I have left him in God's hands. I really feel the Houston's pain especially that of Cissy. . . I don't get it. Do God actually sit in his throne and allow people go through pains? One question I know even the religious people in the world would never answer. . . Maybe I will get the answers I need when God finally calls me home. Till then, let me bask in the euphoria of my belief. The belief that miracles don't exist and prayers don't work. Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015 |
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I will never understand why a man would allow his wife maltreat his kids. I mean, why the hell do men keep quiet and allow their new wives suffer their kids. Is it because of p***y? Fear? Mumuism? I don't get. Your kids are being treated like slaves right uunder your nose? And your best approach to the issue is silence. I don't get it at all. There are situations that deserve serious condemnation. If you think keeping quiet because you want to please your wife is the best approach. Then you are not worthy to be regarded as a good father. . . Why do women leave their kids comfortably and move on without a backward glance. I have always said it and will keep saying it that some women are not fit to be called mothers. They were just fortunate to have a womb and a vjay. I don't know why a woman could be so hard heartened to the extent of abandoning her kids without any feeling of regret. I have seen cases where women said they left their kids to spite their ex husbands. Isn't it foolishness? How do you think leaving your kids behind is getting to the man in any way? A man that would go get himself another wife and she starts maltreating your kids. Please women, if you are walking away from your marriage for any reasons, please endeavor to carry your kids with you. A real mother works hard to make sure her kids are okay. . . . Some women find it extremely difficult to love another person's child like theirs. Only a God- fearing woman can treat another woman's child like hers. Most of the step mothers I have seen are nothing to write home about. . . A particular incident has refused to leave my memory. I have this teacher in primary school that was married to a widower. He has two kids. A boy and a girl. As at that time, the boy was already 16 and the girl was about 10. Those kids saw hell in the hands of that woman. Even though their father was rich. The kids suffered starvation in that household. I and my friends were close to this teacher because she taught English (my favorite subject) very well. There were times she invited us to her house to spend weekends with them. She treated us well. But I always wondered why she treated her step kids with so much scorn and deep hatred. The boy was her best victim. There were times he came to school hungry. There were times he came to school with torn clothes. And there was a day he came to school with deep cuts on his arms. During break hours, we hovered around him to get the real story. He told us his step mum(our class teacher) cut his arms with their kitchen knife because he mistakenly broke a glass cup. He made us promise not to tell anyone if we still wanted him alive. . . I know another woman that treated her step kids so bad the kids were forced to run away from home. This woman made her step kids hawk while her own kids played. Her step kids slept as late as 1am and woke up as early as 4am. While her kids slept and woke up anytime they liked. Her step kids were pushed to a government school that offered free education while her kids attended the best private school in my area then. . . What I don't get is the men's silence in all of these. Like I asked earlier. Is it because they don't want to be denied p***y in the midnight? Or is it because they are just blind to the affairs in the home and to the welfare of their kids. I don't get. Why do men allow their wives treat their kids like mere slaves right under their roof? Its very disheartening. . . I haven't said there are no good step mothers, but its 5 out of every 100 you see and that's an indisputable fact. A perfect example of a good step mother is my neighbor. I was shocked to my bones the day the girl mistakenly told me the woman was not their real mum. I argued with her, I believed she was lying because this woman treats she and her sisters like she was the one that birthed them. They wear good clothes, they attend good schools and eat whatever they like. Infact the girls are free with her like she was their real mum. The woman is a christian and she behaves like one. . . A lot of women don't understand the pain their fellow women go through to bring forth these kids they keep dehumanizing. I don't know why they take out their frustrations and bitterness on the innocent children. I don't know why. After all nobody forced them to marry a man that already have kids. . . Some men deny their ex wives the opportunity to go with the kids. But they keep quiet and watch their new wives treat them badly. What's the point? Why don't they give the kids to their ex wives and check on them from time to time. . . Men please give these children a sense of belonging. Its bad enough you are no longer married to their mothers. Please don't compound their problems by allowing your new wives treat them as slaves. Its totally irresponsible of you to keep quiet and do nothing. Your kids and your wife have a place in your home. . . No one knows tomorrow, some of these kids bear the grudges in their minds and grow up with it. I know someone that hates hearing about her dad or anything that has to do with him. She said she hates her father and that she is waiting for the day he will die so that she can bury him and his memory forever. She hates him because, after their mother's death, their father remarried and his wife turned out to be a jezebel. The most painful part was that their father joined hands with his wife and made their lives unbearable. She and her siblings ran away and grew up on the streets. She got married and took her siblings off the streets. Its been many years but she has not been able to bring herself to forgive their father. . . The same goes to women who carry their kids from their previous marriage to a new one and allow their husbands maltreat them. I don't know why people care about the happiness of an adult more than that of a child. For christ's sake, a child is a child. An adult is an adult. Stop treating an adult like a child and stop treating a child like an adult. Some women sit back and allow their husbands molest their daughters sexually. They sit back and allow their husbands abuse their children verbally and emotionally. Why is the title"Mrs" more important than the safety of your child? . . I am short of words . I pray people are able to take the right decisions and know what to do at the right time. |
Socialite Paris Hilton had no idea what was in store for her when she recently appeared in a Dubai TV show called Ramez in Control (“Ramez Wakel Elgaw”). She was in the country for a promotional tour. During the episode, she was invited by Egyptian actor Ramez Galal to take a 15-minute fight with him and other passengers . The host wanted to give her an aerial tour of Dubai by plane. While on board, Paris sat beside Ramez the entire time. Eventually, the plane’s engines started to splutter and an alarm began ringing. Obviously caught off guard by the situation, the blonde beauty asked “Is this normal?” Unknown to her, the pilot then started to perform aerial stunts while passengers on board screamed to make it appear like the plane was actually crashing. Definitely not a funny prank! It was at that point that panic overcame Paris. She began crying and screaming, especially when some passengers were given parachutes so they can save themselves from the “crash.” She was asked to do the same but replied “I don’t want to jump.” Paris thought she was moments away from her death. Watch the Epic Prank: Later on, the plane landed safely on the runway and the host revealed that it was all an elaborate prank. The terrified celebrity had a hard time understanding what he was trying to say. When she realized what just happened, she said “I’m going to kill you.” Still shaking and still in tears, Paris admitted that her biggest fear has always been to die in a plane crash, especially because she travels by plane almost every single day. A few days after the prank, the 34-year-old heiress declared that she plans to sue whoever is responsible for the cruel hoax. Looks like the sick joke will backfire to these pranksters soon. And that’s a good thing! No one deserves to be pranked like that. Not even Paris Hilton! H/T: TMZ
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Better, d ques will now disappear
2 re-appear in Oct. 31. Daz Naija
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Petr Cech sent death threats by 'Chelsea fans' after completing Arsenal transfer Cech completed his switch across the capital on Monday but a handful of apparent Chelsea fans took to Twitter to state their dismay Targeted: Cech has been the subject of online trolling following his move New Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech has received death threats on Twitter from fans claiming to be supporters of his former club Chelsea. One fan even targeted his family with a tweet reading: "Say goodbye to your family for one last time before they go to sleep, you won't be seeing them tomorrow you snake idiot." That fan has since had his Twitter account removed. Cech has been branded a 'snake' and a 'traitor' on social media by a host of users following his £11million switch across the capital to Arsenal. He completed his medical and agreed on a four-year contract last week ahead of the proposed move, after Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich allowed him to leave the club to continue his career. But despite his trophy-laden 11- year stint at Stamford Bridge, some fans of the Blues have taken exception to the fact he has decided to move to one of their greatest rivals. One Twitter user named @ Enegali10 disgustingly said: "F******** off just saw Cech signed. Go f*** yourself. F****** brain damaged ugly sk**. Hope your kids have cancer. F****** nonce." He continued: "I'm going to bring my SR-25 sniper rifle to the Bridge when we play Arsenal. Will be so f****** good to see Cech's blood on the pitch." Another turned the attention to the head injury which Cech picked up back in 2006 when he collided with Reading's Stephen Hunt during a match. Since then, Cech has been forced to wear a rugby-style scrum-cap to protect his damaged skull. One user said: "F*** you Petr Cech you fucking snake, can't believe you went to f***ing Arsenal. Really wish Stephen Hunt ended your life. F***ing C***." Other users took aim at his transfer to Arsenal. One said: "Hope we sign Arda Turan now so he can cause Petr Cech another head injury," while another added: "Cech is not bigger then our club, you are deluded & dumb if you defend him. "He's a traitor & a snake. No other way to put it." Coincidentally, Cech's first competitive game is set to be against Chelsea, as the two sides will meet in this season's Community Shield match at Wembley on Sunday August 2. He has signed a four-year contract with the Gunners which is thought to be worth around £100,000-a-week. |
misssclassy:Sis you are sighted, since yesterday people have been condemning and quoting all manner of verses relegating the fact that "sin is sin" |
We have many hypocrites in this country. Its is a fact. I have always said and would continue to say it. Christians are the most hypocritical being in the world. . . . A lot of peeps are on the brink of suicide. Why? Because USA legalized same sex marriage yesterday. Its funny how we cry over what is not supposed to make us cry. . . I have seen lotta bible verses/ chapters from the religious peeps on my timeline. And am tired of hearing ""mark of the beast"" Endtime this"Endtime that". Its very irritating to hear even educated people sound like a stark illiterate. . . First off, I have been hearing endtime ever since I was a child. Whether you like or not, the world is not ending anytime soon. You can kill yourself if you want your end to come as soon as possible. . . The most annoying part of the hypocritical submission is the fact that even the gays(mainly closet gays) we have in nigeria are all shouting "sin" sin". . . When you commit abortions, you don't quote bible verses. . . When you Bleep people's husbands and wives, you don't quote bible verses. . . When you cheat on your partner, you don't quote bible verses. . . When you come on social media and sexchat all manner of humans, you don't quote bible verses. . . When you sleep with little children, you don't quote bible verses. . . When you put "juju"in your shop to boost your sales, you don't quote bible verses. . . But when gays are mentioned, you remember your bible and cram the verses suitable to you. To drive home your stupid points. . . Unless you are without sin, you have no right to judge a gay. Who the hell are you? . . We all still living in abject poverty even with all the money we have in Nigeria. Nobody came to our rescue with bible verses. . . Your pastors are living in affluence and their members are still suffering, you don't quote bible verses, you don't remind them they are committing sin. . . Your pastors are fucking people's wives, choir mistresses on daily basis, you don't quote bible verses. Of course, fear no go gree you talk. You wan die? . . Your pastors are staging miracles deceiving nigerians every single day, you don't remember your bible verses. . . Your pastors are destroying people's marriages everyday with their fake fake prophecies. You don't quote bible verses. . . All those things no be sin? . . A woman I know have been pregnant since 2012, nobody healed her with bible verses. The poor woman is still going up and down looking for her miracle. . . A member of my family has been suffering a particular ailment since 2007, he has not seen his miracle. . . Boko haram have been killing innocent nigerians for many years, nobody quoted bible verses. . . When gays are mentioned, you remember sodom and gomorah, you remember 666, you remember endtime. . . For your small mind, you be born again? Heaven bound? Holiest in the world? . . Bleep you all. . . For your tiny mind, you be Homophobic abi? Bleep you to hell. . . You don't quote your bible verses where and when its needed. Bleep you. . . Bloody hypocrites. Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015 |
@Op, Always like that. Same thing happened to me sometime ago, when i came for my account nunber!! the customer care woman called me a GOAT too, seems this is their new language!! Immediately calling me dat, i went straight into the manager's office i inserted the withdrawer booklet into his mouth .i.e the manager's mouth. The following conversation occurred!! manager:: at the top of his voice "are you mad!!! Me: No sir!! I'm a goat!! manager: really? Me: yes, that was what the customer care woman called me for asking her if my account number is ready!! I left the bank only to return the next day, guess what all the workers starting from the security men to the cleaners became my friend!! |
Islie:Not at all the police too usually share their loot in that motor park |
grabs:Saraki my world best!! |
