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chizby:
Let chat on wassapp 08132682481

Wazzup expired!!! I shall call you this today.

chriskosherbal:
Contact the necessary authorities.

If i know the necessary authorities i wouldn't be asking for help!!!

Hello! I was working in my land
when i discovered a stone like
substance in large quantity inside
the ground still wondering what it is. Pictures in my my previous post!!! It has been tested for limestone as the result is positive. What do i do next?

Ghandi12:
Do a simple test on the samples.
Adding water to the lime produces slaked lime (calcium hydroxide) in an exothermic reaction.

CaO(s) + H2O(l) → Ca(OH)2(s)

If the whole container gets considerably warmer on addition of water your discovery may be a limestone. But to be solid sure you can get a small quantity of Hydro Chloric acid (HCl).

When added to limestone this gives off carbon dioxide CO2 gas. A gas that will put-off a burning candle flame.

Haba!!! Bros we no quarrel na, if you no want help me just talk!!!

jef131:
Fayemi is sending DSS to u right away

No be only Dss and ssp did i steal any public fund!!!

If you can not talk with this!!! Then forget it. Thank you God bless you!!

Yes!!! The question is how do i go about it!!

Somebody reply me. Its my own share of land from my father's property.

Aromas:
Bros u don hama dis year go back to that same spot where you get exactly dis n start digging and cracking the stone. Their are much gold under it

No, i don't think it is a gold. I just googled images of limestones and the images i saw looked like what i saw in my land!!! I am not exaggerating i saw it in large quantity covering the whole land. If it is limestones how do i go about it to get them sold.

AlphaNet:
Take Pic of the bolden part of your statement then we might consider taking you serious

Just a sample na!!!

montezz:
Chai! And you are there calling someone a dumbaz... @op i think it's kryptonite jare

What are they used for?

Hello! I was working in my land when i discovered a stone like substance in large quantity inside the ground still wondering what it is. Pictures below!!

sjahdey:
Whats your contact email?

samhim00@gmail.com

Available

Pigin1:
Having sex with a prostitute has
various advantages. The most
important advantage for a
customer and the prostitute is,
that both get XP from this action.
That is because a prostitute is a
professional Lady (or man) and
the customer can learn something
from her, but she also learns
something from every job well
done. To get these XP, the
customer has to have an orgasm,
so there is some time involved.
However, the same customer can
give/gain XP with the same
prostitute only about 8 times a
day. This can be done in about an
hour and the XP gain should be
roughly comparable with what
other occupations can earn during
that time. However, if the
prostitute is an NPC, there is no
XP reward. Only two PCs together
can earn these XP. There are also
special magical cloths that a
prostitute can wear and which
increases the XP gained.
On the other hand, a PC
prostitute may as well find an
NPC customer. These Johns hang
out in the same location where
NPC prostitutes can be found. A
prostitute who stands next to him
can be hired by these NPC
customers. She can then lead the
NPC to a safe place, have sex,
make some money a a little XP
from him. Beware that the same
NPC can only be used once for
this purpose and disappears
shortly after sex, probably home
to his wife.
If the prostitute is not working on
her own but rather for a love-vendor ,
the XP gain is even greater. For a
customer it is therefore advisable
to search prostitutes which work
for a love-vendor, either in a bar or on
a street but for a prostitute there
is also advantage in working for
one.
Having sex with a prostitute also
lowers the morality of both the
prostitute and the customer.


Prostitutes are better
because...
Prostitutes don't say "I
can't. I have a boyfriend."
Prostitutes don't say "No
thanks. I didn't think we
clicked."
Prostitutes don't say "You're
not my type."
Prostitutes don't say "I
think you're too old."
Prostitutes say "Do you
want to get together? Do
you want me to come
over?"
Prostitutes don't care if
you're unemployed or if
you have an unimpressive
or low-paying job.
Prostitutes don't care if you
drive an old or inexpensive
car.
Prostitutes don't care if
you're not handsome or if
you're short or overweight.
Prostitutes don't care if
you're not a good
conversationalist.
Prostitutes don't care if you
are married.
Prostitutes don't care if you
have been divorced three
times or six times or if you
have children by several ex-
wives or ex-girlfriends.
Unless you are young, rich,
tall, and handsome, you can
probably have sex with
prostitutes who are much
younger and prettier than
anyone you could date or
marry.
More than is true of most
women, if you are nice to a
prostitute, she'll be nice to
you.
In an ideal world, all
women would be as
affectionate and
accommodating as
prostitutes are. But this
isn't an ideal world.
Sex with prostitutes tends to
prevent you from being too
dependent, sexually or
emotionally, on other
women.

Wow, insightful!! Lalasticlala , ishilove FP please so people can see reasons to patronize Oloshos.

Please, apply!!! Don't forget to pm me the address of your current organization and position. Looking for job seriously will like to start with yours first maybe Your former boss will link me to another bigger company!!

Ok

CivilzedTyger:
Where is kogi state

We are not talking of state with the most tribal marks on their faces!!! We are talking about state with the most beautiful girls!!

EKXCHEL:
i was in the exemption delima but finally got a solution.. ... its like the website has been updated and any how person cant do it. apart from their staff.... UNIPORT PCM lets go there am finally in

Bros, can you help me with mine? samueljob1988@gmail.com lets chat!!! please

That is why he is the Don!!! He goes into the bush, pick monkeys and make the star!!!

100% correct!!!

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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded. "Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Guzman

My boyfriend and I both stay in
the same compound, but
different house. From the very
first time he asked me for a
relationship, I told him I didn't
like sex that much and I wasn't
ready for that, he said no
problem.
The thing is, he used to have this
girls he bleeped whenever he
wanted to, but ever since we
became close, he stopped. Now
the problem is, whenever he
wants to Bleep me, I won't let him
Bleep me and it gets him really
angry even the very first time he
did, he did it forcefully and got
his way into me. So, I really
don't know what to do now, I
don't like sex that much and his
penis is too big that it'll widen
my vagina so much if I keep
fucking him.
So can I give him to avoid him
getting angry with me? Or I
should let him be?
Cos times without number, have
asked him to look for another
sexmate, bt he won't. And
somehow, I think he's playing
games with me. Thanks. copied from Amara Van-Lare

GOD BLESS MAKE UP ARTISTS. . THEIR REWARDS IS IN HEAVEN

I am a course, you don't need to
study me in any College or
institution of higher learning
before practicing me. All over
the world, especially in poor
countries, 99.9% of the total
population practice me for a life
time. Some people use me
as a cover up to shirk their
personal, as well as their family
responsibilities. I am a ten letter
word. My first three letters
represent the first thing to be
created after the universe was
formed. Fourth, fifth and sixth
letters together represent a
phenomenon that increases in all
living things. Seventh, eighth and
ninth letters combine to form a
word that is the plural of my
first, second and third letters
combined. What am I?

Dear Abused wife,
.
I am tired of telling you to walk
away and save your life.
I am honestly tired.
It seems you enjoy being beaten
black and blue.
Enjoy it dear.
Pray for him.
Bleep him well.
Dress sexy.
Cook his favorite meals.
Cut your tongues off so you won't
be able to talk again to avoid
being hit.
Slap anybody that tells you to
leave your home.
Call them names, what is their
business? Why do they want to
break your wonderful home? Why
do they want you to disregard
your pastor's preaching that
divorce is a sin.
Stay there and hang on.
Don't lose your home.
Its a crime to be single and alive.
Its a crime to be alive and be a
single parent.
Take the blows.
Enjoy the punches.
Go to vigils.
Pray, pray, pray without ceasing.
Pray until you die.
Don't allow anybody deceive you.
Marriage is a do or die affair.
Marriage is ticket to heaven.
Marriage is all.
It doesn't matter you are being
abused and dehumanised,
marriage is all.
It doesn't matter your kids would
be motherless when you finally
go to heaven, the ring on your
fingers is the most important
thing in this world.
Stay there and bear it all.
Stay and die.
There is a special place in heaven
for women that died as a result
of domestic violence.
Stay and die.
.
From a concerned friend.
Ifeoma Lawal.
Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015

tuffgongjo:
Sambas reserve room 419 for me in this your "Heart break hotel",I dey come back.

Abobby, you are sighted.
I decided to share this, due to the incidences of guys and girls committing suicide because of one useless guy or girl broke their hearts!!! My room is opened 24/7

If you are going through
heartbreak this moment and you
find it difficult to sleep or think
clearly.
Listen to the following songs,it
will make you feel better. They
helped me a lot when I dealt
with my first real heartbreak.
1.Whitney Houston......try it on
my own.
2.Micheal Jackson........You are
not alone.
3.Whitney Houston......Where do
broken hearts go.
4.Eamon......I don't want you
back.
5.Phill Collins......If leaving me is
easy.
6.Phill Collins......Its over.
.
Listen to them and thank me
later .
.
.
.
Please if you are used to listening
to songs by terry g,
wizkid,olamide and co. Please
don't bother. They won't make
any sense to you.

I read the story of a married
woman that was caught in a hotel
with her lover. I also watched the
video and saw how her inlaws
took it upon themselves, beat her
up and stripped her naked. As if
that wasn't enough, they sent her
pictures online. Smh. Man's
inhumanity to man.
.
.
The video was disgusting and a
gory sight to behold.
.
.
Thats the most callous thing I
have seen/heard anyone do. Its
very demeaning, to put it mildly.
I wonder the husband's reaction
in all of these. Maybe he is one
those remote-control-kind-of-
horsebands. Who please their
family to the detriment of their
wives happiness.
.
.
Those stupid inlaws didn't know
that stripping their brother's wife
naked is the same as stripping
their brother, they will never
know that anything you do to
your brother's wife, you have
also indirectly done it to your
brother. Bunch of sexual perverts.
Mtcheewwww.
.
.
The hypocritical part of it is the
fact that most of the idiots that
disgraced her are not faithful in
their respective relationships.
That I am very sure.
.
.
Guilty people have a way of
always being the first to take laws
into their hands, they are good at
condemning and passing judgment
when in reality, they do worst
things in their closet. Someone
said hypocrisy has nigerian
citizenship and I agree with her.
.
.
Now, what I can deduce from the
whole situation is that the inlaws
of that woman never loved her
from the start. Their actions
made me believe they have been
praying for her to misbehave and
the opportunity presented itself
on a platter of gold. Its also
possible the woman is a victim of
voodoo. Anything can happen to
you in the midst of people that
hates you. Apart from not loving
her, they also have a history of
mental illness and laziness in
their family. How else can one
explain their senseless actions. If
they were seated in their shops
or offices, where would they have
the time to be checking the
activities of their brother's wife.
If they are not mentally
deranged, why would they beat
her and strip her naked. Stupid
inlaws. Retards. Bunch of
illiterates. #Awonoloriburukus #
.
.
If you are among the people that
believes stripping a woman naked
is the best form of punishment, I
am not sorry to say, you are a
beast. Put your own mothers,
sisters and daughters in her
shoes.
.
.
Everyone knows what the woman
did was bad, but the idiots that
called theirselves her inlaws went
too far. She didn't deserve to be
treated like an animal. Its
morally,physically and spiritually
wrong to strip a woman naked. If
the same treatment is always
meted out to the men anytime
they are caught cheating, it would
have been justifiable. But no, a
man has the right to cheat
because its a man's world. A
man's world indeed! Dumbest
line ever.
.
.
Something happened in alaba
international in the year 2012, a
girl was caught stealing a
blackberry phone. She was
stripped naked, beaten to a pulp,
as if it wasn't enough, the idiots
played with her vjay, they will put
a phone inside and bring it out,
put it again and bring it out
again. I watched the video then
and shed tears. I was hurt
because those idiots that
disgraced the poor girl had no
right. Who have ever disgraced
them for sleeping with their
fellow men. Who have ever
disgraced them for killing
innocent souls in their stupid
quest for wealth. Who have ever
disgraced them for selling fake
goods in that market. Bastards.
.
.
A lot of women layed curses on
them then and I know the curses
are still working in their lives.
.
.
I will not lay a curse on the
inlaws of the woman in this story.
Let me say a prayer for them.
May disgrace become their
portions. May their mental illness
defile every medical attention.
And may their joblessness remain
permanent in Jesus name. Amen.
.
.
Ladies, this is an eye opener,
never go into marriage without
investigating the health history of
your supposed spouse and his
family members. Never go into
marriage with a man his family
made it clear they don't like you.
Never go into a marriage with the
hope they will end up liking you.
It doesn't always work that way.
In most cases, the hatred only
gets worse. Never go into a
marriage with someone its
obvious his family controls him.
.
.
Use your brains, love is no longer
blind.

This ‘math craze’ has been getting
quite an attention recently and it’s
driving the people ‘nuts.’ A few
months ago, we found out about
a logical reasoning problem which
instantly went viral after giving
everyone a headache and a hard
time solving.
Meanwhile, two new mind
blowing math problems have
surfaced online once again. The
first one is visual logic problem
which seems easy until you learn
both the answer and explanation
behind this question, ‘Which is
the odd one out and why? Now
are you up for the challenge?
Two new math problems
instantly went viral again. The
first problem asks, ‘Which is
the odd one out and why?’