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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. "We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded. "Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Guzman

My boyfriend and I both stay in
the same compound, but
different house. From the very
first time he asked me for a
relationship, I told him I didn't
like sex that much and I wasn't
ready for that, he said no
problem.
The thing is, he used to have this
girls he bleeped whenever he
wanted to, but ever since we
became close, he stopped. Now
the problem is, whenever he
wants to Bleep me, I won't let him
Bleep me and it gets him really
angry even the very first time he
did, he did it forcefully and got
his way into me. So, I really
don't know what to do now, I
don't like sex that much and his
penis is too big that it'll widen
my vagina so much if I keep
fucking him.
So can I give him to avoid him
getting angry with me? Or I
should let him be?
Cos times without number, have
asked him to look for another
sexmate, bt he won't. And
somehow, I think he's playing
games with me. Thanks. copied from Amara Van-Lare

GOD BLESS MAKE UP ARTISTS. . THEIR REWARDS IS IN HEAVEN

I am a course, you don't need to
study me in any College or
institution of higher learning
before practicing me. All over
the world, especially in poor
countries, 99.9% of the total
population practice me for a life
time. Some people use me
as a cover up to shirk their
personal, as well as their family
responsibilities. I am a ten letter
word. My first three letters
represent the first thing to be
created after the universe was
formed. Fourth, fifth and sixth
letters together represent a
phenomenon that increases in all
living things. Seventh, eighth and
ninth letters combine to form a
word that is the plural of my
first, second and third letters
combined. What am I?

Dear Abused wife,
.
I am tired of telling you to walk
away and save your life.
I am honestly tired.
It seems you enjoy being beaten
black and blue.
Enjoy it dear.
Pray for him.
Bleep him well.
Dress sexy.
Cook his favorite meals.
Cut your tongues off so you won't
be able to talk again to avoid
being hit.
Slap anybody that tells you to
leave your home.
Call them names, what is their
business? Why do they want to
break your wonderful home? Why
do they want you to disregard
your pastor's preaching that
divorce is a sin.
Stay there and hang on.
Don't lose your home.
Its a crime to be single and alive.
Its a crime to be alive and be a
single parent.
Take the blows.
Enjoy the punches.
Go to vigils.
Pray, pray, pray without ceasing.
Pray until you die.
Don't allow anybody deceive you.
Marriage is a do or die affair.
Marriage is ticket to heaven.
Marriage is all.
It doesn't matter you are being
abused and dehumanised,
marriage is all.
It doesn't matter your kids would
be motherless when you finally
go to heaven, the ring on your
fingers is the most important
thing in this world.
Stay there and bear it all.
Stay and die.
There is a special place in heaven
for women that died as a result
of domestic violence.
Stay and die.
.
From a concerned friend.
Ifeoma Lawal.
Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015

tuffgongjo:
Sambas reserve room 419 for me in this your "Heart break hotel",I dey come back.

Abobby, you are sighted.
I decided to share this, due to the incidences of guys and girls committing suicide because of one useless guy or girl broke their hearts!!! My room is opened 24/7

If you are going through
heartbreak this moment and you
find it difficult to sleep or think
clearly.
Listen to the following songs,it
will make you feel better. They
helped me a lot when I dealt
with my first real heartbreak.
1.Whitney Houston......try it on
my own.
2.Micheal Jackson........You are
not alone.
3.Whitney Houston......Where do
broken hearts go.
4.Eamon......I don't want you
back.
5.Phill Collins......If leaving me is
easy.
6.Phill Collins......Its over.
.
Listen to them and thank me
later .
.
.
.
Please if you are used to listening
to songs by terry g,
wizkid,olamide and co. Please
don't bother. They won't make
any sense to you.

I read the story of a married
woman that was caught in a hotel
with her lover. I also watched the
video and saw how her inlaws
took it upon themselves, beat her
up and stripped her naked. As if
that wasn't enough, they sent her
pictures online. Smh. Man's
inhumanity to man.
.
.
The video was disgusting and a
gory sight to behold.
.
.
Thats the most callous thing I
have seen/heard anyone do. Its
very demeaning, to put it mildly.
I wonder the husband's reaction
in all of these. Maybe he is one
those remote-control-kind-of-
horsebands. Who please their
family to the detriment of their
wives happiness.
.
.
Those stupid inlaws didn't know
that stripping their brother's wife
naked is the same as stripping
their brother, they will never
know that anything you do to
your brother's wife, you have
also indirectly done it to your
brother. Bunch of sexual perverts.
Mtcheewwww.
.
.
The hypocritical part of it is the
fact that most of the idiots that
disgraced her are not faithful in
their respective relationships.
That I am very sure.
.
.
Guilty people have a way of
always being the first to take laws
into their hands, they are good at
condemning and passing judgment
when in reality, they do worst
things in their closet. Someone
said hypocrisy has nigerian
citizenship and I agree with her.
.
.
Now, what I can deduce from the
whole situation is that the inlaws
of that woman never loved her
from the start. Their actions
made me believe they have been
praying for her to misbehave and
the opportunity presented itself
on a platter of gold. Its also
possible the woman is a victim of
voodoo. Anything can happen to
you in the midst of people that
hates you. Apart from not loving
her, they also have a history of
mental illness and laziness in
their family. How else can one
explain their senseless actions. If
they were seated in their shops
or offices, where would they have
the time to be checking the
activities of their brother's wife.
If they are not mentally
deranged, why would they beat
her and strip her naked. Stupid
inlaws. Retards. Bunch of
illiterates. #Awonoloriburukus #
.
.
If you are among the people that
believes stripping a woman naked
is the best form of punishment, I
am not sorry to say, you are a
beast. Put your own mothers,
sisters and daughters in her
shoes.
.
.
Everyone knows what the woman
did was bad, but the idiots that
called theirselves her inlaws went
too far. She didn't deserve to be
treated like an animal. Its
morally,physically and spiritually
wrong to strip a woman naked. If
the same treatment is always
meted out to the men anytime
they are caught cheating, it would
have been justifiable. But no, a
man has the right to cheat
because its a man's world. A
man's world indeed! Dumbest
line ever.
.
.
Something happened in alaba
international in the year 2012, a
girl was caught stealing a
blackberry phone. She was
stripped naked, beaten to a pulp,
as if it wasn't enough, the idiots
played with her vjay, they will put
a phone inside and bring it out,
put it again and bring it out
again. I watched the video then
and shed tears. I was hurt
because those idiots that
disgraced the poor girl had no
right. Who have ever disgraced
them for sleeping with their
fellow men. Who have ever
disgraced them for killing
innocent souls in their stupid
quest for wealth. Who have ever
disgraced them for selling fake
goods in that market. Bastards.
.
.
A lot of women layed curses on
them then and I know the curses
are still working in their lives.
.
.
I will not lay a curse on the
inlaws of the woman in this story.
Let me say a prayer for them.
May disgrace become their
portions. May their mental illness
defile every medical attention.
And may their joblessness remain
permanent in Jesus name. Amen.
.
.
Ladies, this is an eye opener,
never go into marriage without
investigating the health history of
your supposed spouse and his
family members. Never go into
marriage with a man his family
made it clear they don't like you.
Never go into a marriage with the
hope they will end up liking you.
It doesn't always work that way.
In most cases, the hatred only
gets worse. Never go into a
marriage with someone its
obvious his family controls him.
.
.
Use your brains, love is no longer
blind.

This ‘math craze’ has been getting
quite an attention recently and it’s
driving the people ‘nuts.’ A few
months ago, we found out about
a logical reasoning problem which
instantly went viral after giving
everyone a headache and a hard
time solving.
Meanwhile, two new mind
blowing math problems have
surfaced online once again. The
first one is visual logic problem
which seems easy until you learn
both the answer and explanation
behind this question, ‘Which is
the odd one out and why? Now
are you up for the challenge?
Two new math problems
instantly went viral again. The
first problem asks, ‘Which is
the odd one out and why?’

.
This post is inspired by the story
of Bobbi Kristina, the only child
of Whitney and Bobby Brown. She
was found unresponsive in her
bath tub in january 2015. I
followed the story since then and
after all the money spent, after
all the efforts made by medical
practitioners. The situation
remained unchanged. Now she
has been placed under hospice
care. The family is finally waiting
for the day she would breath her
last. Her grave is ready. Her
grandmum Cissy Houston says she
is in God's hands now. There was
a time in febuary her aunt Pat
Houston called on the world to
join them in special prayers.
Millions gathered in front of her
hospital in Georgia and prayed for
her but nothing happened.
.
.
I have seen a lot in life to say
without fear or favor that
miracles don't really happen.(I
stand to be corrected with
convincing points)
.
.
.
I stopped believing in miracles
since 2007. Something happened
in my family in 2007 . An
ugly incident that made me a
born again christian. I visited
many churches. I did everything I
was told to make sure the miracle
happened. I was pained because
the person involved didn't
deserve the pains and suffering
he was passing through. I gave up
everything. Earrings, make up,
trousers,wayward friends. I
became an angel. I made peace
with everyone that has wronged
and people I wronged.
.
.
I was just a young girl that had an
old head on young shoulders.
There is no miracle church I have
not stepped my foot into as far as
Lagos state is concerned. There is
no tape I didn't buy. There was
no christian book I didn't buy.
You know that hopeless moment
in one's life when desperation
takes a better part of you.
.
.
I did all that without minding the
fact that I was growing older by
the day. I looked like a lady in
her late twenties even when I was
just in my late teens. After all
that ,the miracle never came.
The person in question is
suffering since 2007.
.
.
The incident made me lose faith
in churches, pastors,their
teachings and their staged
miracles. I have seen miracles
happen only in movies and novels
but I have never seen it happen
in real life. So its safe to say
miracles don't exist/happen.
.
.
If it did, the prayers of my family
members, friends and many
pastors we knew would have
brought the much needed miracle
our way.
.
.
That's why I get angry when a
woman is adviced to stay in an
abusive marriage and pray. She
go die Sara one day.
.
.
That's why I get angry when
people enter a faulty vehicle and
believe accidents would not
happen. Odiegwu.
.
.
That's why I stopped going to
church because I hate when
pastors keeping binding and
casting Shekau. The very next
day, a bomb will still explode
somewhere and claim innocent
lives.
.
.
Please don't blame me for my
beliefs. God knows the end from
the beginning.So you see, its not
my fault.
.
.
That incident changed the course
of my life and changed it forever.
It has made me this way.
.
.
That incident made me believe
that life is empty and useless
after all. One moment a person is
full of life. The next moment he/
she can not recognize even their
own child.
.
.
That incident made me believe
more in facing realities than
waste my time visting any church
or pastor. It has turned me into
an unrepentant realist.
.
.
When one of my hubby's friend
was diagnosed with hernia in
2013. His family members
wanted to tow the same path we
towed in 2007. I just told them
in no uncertain terms that if they
didn't take his ass to the hospital
and have an operation. He will
just die a slow and painful death.
He was even lucky his ailment was
not above medication.
.
.
Its painful to watch your blood
suffer. Its more painful to know
prayers can't even help
them.Anytime I see him, I have
more reasons to doubt the power
of prayers. Even though my
family members are still praying
and waiting for the miracle that
will never happen. I have stopped
praying and believing. I have left
him in God's hands. I really feel
the Houston's pain especially that
of Cissy.
.
.
I don't get it. Do God actually sit
in his throne and allow people go
through pains? One question I
know even the religious people in
the world would never answer.
.
.
Maybe I will get the answers I
need when God finally calls me
home. Till then, let me bask in
the euphoria of my belief. The
belief that miracles don't exist
and prayers don't work.
Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015

lastly

WOW!!!

I will never understand why a
man would allow his wife
maltreat his kids. I mean, why
the hell do men keep quiet and
allow their new wives suffer their
kids. Is it because of p***y?
Fear? Mumuism? I don't get. Your
kids are being treated like slaves
right uunder your nose? And your
best approach to the issue is
silence. I don't get it at all. There
are situations that deserve
serious condemnation. If you
think keeping quiet because you
want to please your wife is the
best approach. Then you are not
worthy to be regarded as a good
father.
.
.
Why do women leave their kids
comfortably and move on without
a backward glance. I have always
said it and will keep saying it that
some women are not fit to be
called mothers. They were just
fortunate to have a womb and a
vjay. I don't know why a woman
could be so hard heartened to
the extent of abandoning her kids
without any feeling of regret. I
have seen cases where women
said they left their kids to spite
their ex husbands. Isn't it
foolishness? How do you think
leaving your kids behind is getting
to the man in any way? A man
that would go get himself another
wife and she starts maltreating
your kids. Please women, if you
are walking away from your
marriage for any reasons, please
endeavor to carry your kids with
you. A real mother works hard to
make sure her kids are okay.
.
.
.
Some women find it extremely
difficult to love another person's
child like theirs. Only a God-
fearing woman can treat another
woman's child like hers. Most of
the step mothers I have seen are
nothing to write home about.
.
.
A particular incident has refused
to leave my memory. I have this
teacher in primary school that
was married to a widower. He has
two kids. A boy and a girl. As at
that time, the boy was already 16
and the girl was about 10. Those
kids saw hell in the hands of that
woman. Even though their father
was rich. The kids suffered
starvation in that household. I
and my friends were close to this
teacher because she taught English
(my favorite subject) very well.
There were times she invited us
to her house to spend weekends
with them. She treated us well.
But I always wondered why she
treated her step kids with so
much scorn and deep hatred. The
boy was her best victim. There
were times he came to school
hungry. There were times he
came to school with torn clothes.
And there was a day he came to
school with deep cuts on his
arms. During break hours, we
hovered around him to get the
real story. He told us his step
mum(our class teacher) cut his
arms with their kitchen knife
because he mistakenly broke a
glass cup. He made us promise
not to tell anyone if we still
wanted him alive.
.
.
I know another woman that
treated her step kids so bad the
kids were forced to run away
from home. This woman made
her step kids hawk while her own
kids played. Her step kids slept as
late as 1am and woke up as early
as 4am. While her kids slept and
woke up anytime they liked. Her
step kids were pushed to a
government school that offered
free education while her kids
attended the best private school
in my area then.
.
.
What I don't get is the men's
silence in all of these. Like I
asked earlier. Is it because they
don't want to be denied p***y in
the midnight? Or is it because
they are just blind to the affairs
in the home and to the welfare
of their kids. I don't get. Why do
men allow their wives treat their
kids like mere slaves right under
their roof? Its very disheartening.
.
.
I haven't said there are no good
step mothers, but its 5 out of
every 100 you see and that's an
indisputable fact. A perfect
example of a good step mother is
my neighbor. I was shocked to
my bones the day the girl
mistakenly told me the woman
was not their real mum. I argued
with her, I believed she was lying
because this woman treats she
and her sisters like she was the
one that birthed them. They wear
good clothes, they attend good
schools and eat whatever they
like. Infact the girls are free with
her like she was their real mum.
The woman is a christian and she
behaves like one.
.
.
A lot of women don't understand
the pain their fellow women go
through to bring forth these kids
they keep dehumanizing. I don't
know why they take out their
frustrations and bitterness on the
innocent children. I don't know
why. After all nobody forced
them to marry a man that
already have kids.
.
.
Some men deny their ex wives
the opportunity to go with the
kids. But they keep quiet and
watch their new wives treat them
badly. What's the point? Why
don't they give the kids to their
ex wives and check on them from
time to time.
.
.
Men please give these children a
sense of belonging. Its bad
enough you are no longer
married to their mothers. Please
don't compound their problems
by allowing your new wives treat
them as slaves. Its totally
irresponsible of you to keep quiet
and do nothing. Your kids and
your wife have a place in your
home.
.
.
No one knows tomorrow, some of
these kids bear the grudges in
their minds and grow up with it. I
know someone that hates hearing
about her dad or anything that
has to do with him. She said she
hates her father and that she is
waiting for the day he will die so
that she can bury him and his
memory forever. She hates him
because, after their mother's
death, their father remarried and
his wife turned out to be a
jezebel. The most painful part was
that their father joined hands with
his wife and made their lives
unbearable. She and her siblings
ran away and grew up on the
streets. She got married and took
her siblings off the streets. Its
been many years but she has not
been able to bring herself to
forgive their father.
.
.
The same goes to women who
carry their kids from their
previous marriage to a new one
and allow their husbands maltreat
them. I don't know why people
care about the happiness of an
adult more than that of a child.
For christ's sake, a child is a
child. An adult is an adult. Stop
treating an adult like a child and
stop treating a child like an adult.
Some women sit back and allow
their husbands molest their
daughters sexually. They sit back
and allow their husbands abuse
their children verbally and
emotionally. Why is the title"Mrs"
more important than the safety
of your child?
.
.
I am short of words
.
I pray people are able to take the
right decisions and know what to
do at the right time.

Socialite Paris Hilton had no idea
what was in store for her when
she recently appeared in a Dubai
TV show called Ramez in Control
(“Ramez Wakel Elgaw”). She was in
the country for a promotional
tour.
During the episode, she was
invited by Egyptian actor Ramez
Galal to take a 15-minute fight
with him and other passengers .
The host wanted to give her an
aerial tour of Dubai by plane.
While on board, Paris sat beside
Ramez the entire time.
Eventually, the plane’s engines
started to splutter and an alarm
began ringing.
Obviously caught off guard by the
situation, the blonde beauty
asked “Is this normal?”
Unknown to her, the pilot then
started to perform aerial stunts
while passengers on board
screamed to make it appear like
the plane was actually crashing.
Definitely not a funny prank!
It was at that point that panic
overcame Paris. She began crying
and screaming, especially when
some passengers were given
parachutes so they can save
themselves from the “crash.” She
was asked to do the same but
replied “I don’t want to jump.”
Paris thought she was moments
away from her death.
Watch the Epic Prank:
Later on, the plane landed safely
on the runway and the host
revealed that it was all an
elaborate prank.
The terrified celebrity had a hard
time understanding what he was
trying to say. When she realized
what just happened, she said “I’m
going to kill you.”
Still shaking and still in tears,
Paris admitted that her biggest
fear has always been to die in a
plane crash, especially because
she travels by plane almost every
single day.
A few days after the prank, the
34-year-old heiress declared that
she plans to sue whoever is
responsible for the cruel hoax.
Looks like the sick joke will
backfire to these pranksters soon.
And that’s a good thing! No one
deserves to be pranked like that.
Not even Paris Hilton!
H/T: TMZ

Better, d ques will now disappear 2 re-appear in Oct. 31. Daz Naija 4 u.

Petr Cech sent death threats by
'Chelsea fans' after completing
Arsenal transfer
Cech completed his switch across
the capital on Monday but a
handful of apparent Chelsea fans
took to Twitter to state their
dismay
Targeted: Cech has been the
subject of online trolling following
his move
New Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech
has received death threats on
Twitter from fans claiming to be
supporters of his former club
Chelsea.
One fan even targeted his family
with a tweet reading: "Say
goodbye to your family for one
last time before they go to sleep,
you won't be seeing them
tomorrow you snake idiot."
That fan has since had his Twitter
account removed.
Cech has been branded a 'snake'
and a 'traitor' on social media by
a host of users following his
£11million switch across the
capital to Arsenal.
He completed his medical and
agreed on a four-year contract
last week ahead of the proposed
move, after Chelsea owner Roman
Abramovich allowed him to leave
the club to continue his career.
But despite his trophy-laden 11-
year stint at Stamford Bridge,
some fans of the Blues have
taken exception to the fact he has
decided to move to one of their
greatest rivals.
One Twitter user named @
Enegali10 disgustingly said:
"F******** off just saw Cech
signed. Go f*** yourself.
F****** brain damaged ugly
sk**. Hope your kids have
cancer. F****** nonce."
He continued: "I'm going to bring
my SR-25 sniper rifle to the
Bridge when we play Arsenal. Will
be so f****** good to see Cech's
blood on the pitch."
Another turned the attention to
the head injury which Cech picked
up back in 2006 when he collided
with Reading's Stephen Hunt
during a match.
Since then, Cech has been forced
to wear a rugby-style scrum-cap
to protect his damaged skull.
One user said: "F*** you Petr
Cech you fucking snake, can't
believe you went to f***ing
Arsenal. Really wish Stephen Hunt
ended your life. F***ing C***."
Other users took aim at his
transfer to Arsenal.
One said: "Hope we sign Arda
Turan now so he can cause Petr
Cech another head injury," while
another added: "Cech is not
bigger then our club, you are
deluded & dumb if you defend
him.
"He's a traitor & a snake. No
other way to put it."
Coincidentally, Cech's first
competitive game is set to be
against Chelsea, as the two sides
will meet in this season's
Community Shield match at
Wembley on Sunday August 2.
He has signed a four-year
contract with the Gunners which
is thought to be worth around
£100,000-a-week.

misssclassy:
Unadulterated Truth

Sis you are sighted, since yesterday people have been condemning and quoting all manner of verses relegating the fact that "sin is sin"

We have many hypocrites in this
country. Its is a fact. I have
always said and would continue to
say it. Christians are the most
hypocritical being in the world.
.
.
.
A lot of peeps are on the brink
of suicide. Why? Because USA
legalized same sex marriage
yesterday. Its funny how we cry
over what is not supposed to
make us cry.
.
.
I have seen lotta bible verses/
chapters from the religious peeps
on my timeline. And am tired of
hearing ""mark of the beast""
Endtime this"Endtime that". Its
very irritating to hear even
educated people sound like a
stark illiterate.
.
.
First off, I have been hearing
endtime ever since I was a child.
Whether you like or not, the
world is not ending anytime soon.
You can kill yourself if you want
your end to come as soon as
possible.
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The most annoying part of the
hypocritical submission is the fact
that even the gays(mainly closet
gays) we have in nigeria are all
shouting "sin" sin".
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When you commit abortions, you
don't quote bible verses.
.
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When you Bleep people's husbands
and wives, you don't quote bible
verses.
.
.
When you cheat on your partner,
you don't quote bible verses.
.
.
When you come on social media
and sexchat all manner of
humans, you don't quote bible
verses.
.
.
When you sleep with little
children, you don't quote bible
verses.
.
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When you put "juju"in your shop
to boost your sales, you don't
quote bible verses.
.
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But when gays are mentioned,
you remember your bible and
cram the verses suitable to you.
To drive home your stupid points.
.
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Unless you are without sin, you
have no right to judge a gay. Who
the hell are you?
.
.
We all still living in abject poverty
even with all the money we have
in Nigeria. Nobody came to our
rescue with bible verses.
.
.
Your pastors are living in
affluence and their members are
still suffering, you don't quote
bible verses, you don't remind
them they are committing sin.
.
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Your pastors are fucking people's
wives, choir mistresses on daily
basis, you don't quote bible
verses. Of course, fear no go
gree you talk. You wan die?
.
.
Your pastors are staging miracles
deceiving nigerians every single
day, you don't remember your
bible verses.
.
.
Your pastors are destroying
people's marriages everyday with
their fake fake prophecies. You
don't quote bible verses.
.
.
All those things no be sin?
.
.
A woman I know have been
pregnant since 2012, nobody
healed her with bible verses. The
poor woman is still going up and
down looking for her miracle.
.
.
A member of my family has been
suffering a particular ailment
since 2007, he has not seen his
miracle.
.
.
Boko haram have been killing
innocent nigerians for many
years, nobody quoted bible
verses.
.
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When gays are mentioned, you
remember sodom and gomorah,
you remember 666, you
remember endtime.
.
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For your small mind, you be
born again? Heaven bound?
Holiest in the world?
.
.
Bleep you all.
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For your tiny mind, you be
Homophobic abi? Bleep you to
hell.
.
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You don't quote your bible verses
where and when its needed. Bleep
you.
.
.
Bloody hypocrites.
Ifeoma Lawal©©®™2015

@Op, Always like that. Same thing happened to me sometime ago, when i came for my account nunber!! the customer care woman called me a GOAT too, seems this is their new language!! Immediately calling me dat, i went straight into the manager's office i inserted the withdrawer booklet into his mouth .i.e the manager's mouth. The following conversation occurred!!
manager:: at the top of his voice "are you mad!!!
Me: No sir!! I'm a goat!!
manager: really?
Me: yes, that was what the customer care woman called me for asking her if my account number is ready!!
I left the bank only to return the next day, guess what all the workers starting from the security men to the cleaners became my friend!!

Islie:



I just hope the police won't begin to disturb those with legitimate business in that motor park because of these guys admissions

Not at all the police too usually share their loot in that motor park

grabs:
PDP teaching APC politics until Tunubu and his brainless ancestor get sense.

GEJ MY HERO

FAYOSE MY ROLE MODEL

WIKE MY MOTIVATOR

Saraki my world best!!

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On my way to the market some
days back, I passed by a church
and overheard the pastor
preaching to his congregation,te
lling them that ""if you are here
and you engage in MouthAction ,pls
repent and give your lives to
Christ,MouthAction is a great sin, if
you are guilty,come out let me
pray for you """"
.
.
Oh Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
To say I was shocked would be an
understatement,I stood rooted at
the spot for 10minutes before I
regained consciousness and was
able to continue my journey
.
.
.
What havoc will this nigerian
pastors not cause in families ?
.
.
.
Why would a pastor poke his
stupid nose in the sexual life of
married couples?
.
.
Little wonder infidelity is on the
rise in this part of the world
.
.
Something has to be done to this
god of men we have in this
country,the plan of majority of
them is to destroy many gullible
nigerians
.
.
I didn't even know God will send
us to hell for satisfying our
spouse,hmmmm,odiegwu
seriously
.
.
Am getting tired of this pastors in
this country
.
.
.
Wives and Husbands, the truth
is,if you fail to satisfy your
partner sexually,he/she must
cheat, when you catch them
cheating and they tell you is
because you don't satisfy them
sexually,please take the blames
to your pastor, he is the one
responsible for your troubled
marriage
.
.
Please don't starve your partner
because of what your pastor or
any religious teacher tells you,
ride that Dick, suck that
pussy,suck that Dick,go to
goggle,look for different sex
styles and enjoy sex with your
partner,you have the right to
.
.
Whether we want to accept it or
not, the fact remains that sex is
an integral part of any union,truth
is bitter but it must be told
.
.
When you lie there like a log of
wood without doing anything,your
husband must cheat
.
.
When you refuse to suck your
wife's pussy to make her have an
orgasm,she must cheat when the
opportunity presents itself
.
.
Extensive pre-intimacy is very
important before penetration....
......know that!!!!!!!
.
.
If you as a man,because of your
pastor, you sleep with your wife
as if you are sleeping with a
prostitute,believe me, you are
wicked, how can you just insert
your Dick into her pussy without
making her wet,after the
annoying session,the poor woman
goes out to look for pain
relievers,do you know the kind of
pain women feel when Dick just
enter an unwet pussy, do you
know?of course, you don't
.
.
.
If you as the woman, you refuse
to suck your hubby's Dick because
your pastor told you its a sin,
take it from me, you are very
heartless,do you know the kind of
joy men feel after having a good
Mouth Gig?
.
.
The most annoying and the
hypocritical aspect of the whole
thing is that some of these
pastors after preaching to the
gullible congregation that MouthAction
is a sin, they go back home to
their wives and eat her pussy with
reckless abandon
.
.
You will be shocked when you
hear what your religious models
do behind closed doors
.
.
Am only being real, please the
religious bigots should not take it
personal
.
.
Every couple have a right to enjoy
themselves in their bedroom,
how they achieve this,as far as am
concerned,should be nobody's
business
.
.
Don't listen to anybody that tells
you sexual gratification is a sin
.
.
If you have that kind of pastor
that preaches to you that you will
go to hell because you satisfy
your spouse ,please change your
church, he doesn't mean well for
you

I woke to the chilling news that a
konga delivery van was robbed on
campus. The driver was lured by
criminals posing as customers,
they bought goods above
N700,000 using pay on delivery.
The driver met them at Senate
building from where they asked
him to take the items to their
house at staff quarters, on getting
to the lecturers quarters close to
the clinic, the driver was robbed
at gun point, beaten and tied up,
they made away with the items
they ordered. Its sad university of
port Harcourt does not have CCTV
camera to help with campus
security, the konga guys sef
should not be sending drivers out
without security and I hope this
doesn't affect me and you as
konga may stop campus delivery

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A woman complained her husband
put his girlfriend's picture on his
phone as his wallpaper and she
angrily deleted it, he put it again
ad warned her never to delete it
again if she doesn't want to see
his red eyes,the poor woman
deleted it again and guess what?
.
.
.
She saw his red eyes because he
stopped eating her food, stopped
making love to her,he would just
drop her money for food and go
out,atimes he even sleeps out
.
.
.
When the poor woman brought
the problem to Facebook,she
missed road and brought the
issue to virtuous women for
advice ,here are some comments
I can't get off my mind no matter
how much I try
.
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First comment:::: my dear beg
him, it doesn't take anything away
from your body, pls do it for the
sake of your marriage and your
children
.
.
.
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Second comment::::don't allow
anyone snatch your husband away
from you, beg him and also pray
for him
.
.
.
.
Third comment:::: marriage is not
always sweet, beg him to keep
your home
.
.
.
.
.
Fourth comment::: pls beg him,
he is still your husband, don't
lose your home because of any
lady
.
.
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Fifth comment::my dear,all men
cheat, just beg him
.
.
.
I wept after reading comments
and am still weeping because its
heartbreaking to know that many
women are just slaves to
marriage and nothing more
.
.
.
Why should she beg a man who
doesn't have any regard for her?
.
.
.
Why should she beg a man who is
cheating on her and dont even
have the decency to hide it ?
.
.
.
.
Why should she beg a man who
have the guts to throw his
girlfriend in his wife's face?
.
.
.
Why?why?why??
.
.
.
I need answers bikonu
.
.
Why should she beg
.
.
.
God forbid bad thing
.
.
.
.
The truth is,swallowing bullshits
like this doesn't make you a
virtuous woman, it makes you a
FOOL
.
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.
.
When you are so dependent on a
man,you have no choice than to
listen to their advice and beg
otherwise you die of hunger
.
.
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Imagine him rejecting his wife's
food because she deleted his
girlfriend's picture on his phone
.
.
Height of stupidity!!!!!!!
.
.
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After committing such an
abominable act, he still have the
audacity to form vex!!!!!
.
.
Hian!!!!!!
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Women have really suffered
.
.
.
Who would be happy to see her
husband's girlfriend pic as
wallpaper on his phone?
.
.
.
He was expecting a standing
ovation and a pat on the back for
such disrespect abi? Odiegwu
really!!!!! Smh
.
.
.
If begging a man who obviously
don't regard you as his wife is
what it means to be virtuous,then
I refuse to be a virtuous woman
.
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.
Virtuous woman my foot!!!!!!
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.
Virtuous woman ko,mumu woman
ni
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Arrant Nonsense!!!!!!!!
Ifeoma Augustina L

And for those that will throw
tantrums, remember
Its my phone
My Mb
My opinion
There is something ladies do
nowadays that is paining me, its
paining me so much that if I
don't say it out, I might die of
""piled up anger""
In a desperate bid to land
theirselves husbands, a lot of
ladies have resorting to telling
cheap lies about their
virginity,and I ask, is it worth it?
Last month, a man drove his wife
away from their home because he
said the lady lied to him that she
was a Virgin,he found out after
their wedding in December that
she wasn't, since he found out,
he has not been able to forgive
her, and that he now hates her so
much, he said the best thing for
them to do under the
circumstances was to go their
separate ways, that he can't
continue the marriage since it was
already built on lies and mistrust
Do you blame him?
Well, the woman said the reason
she lied was because she knows
how men respect the women
they married as virgins more than
the ones they didn't marry as
virgins,lwkmd,I wonder where she
got that from
How the man managed to find
out is what I can't really fathom ,
even though he acted rashly by
sending her away, I really don't
blame him because I know how
painful it is when you go to the
market to buy a sealed product,
after all the assurance from the
seller that what you are buying is
authentic, you take it home only
to open it and discover its fake,
thats exactly how the man felt
when he discovered his wife lied
to him
Ladies, the truth of the matter is
that, a man that will value you
will value you irrespective of your
virginity status, what shall it profit
you to lie and get a husband and
later lose the marriage?
I want you to know that there are
still very smart men, even after
you have finished using all the
tightening soaps, creams, alum,
lime and all, he still finds a way
to discover you are not a
Virgin,even though many men are
novice in that area, believe me,
there are still smart ones
If that virginity is your own
criteria for landing a good
husband, why lose it in the first
place?
Does it ever cross your mind that
you might run into an ex
who,when God wan punish
you,turns out to be your
husband's old friend?
Always have it at the back of your
mind that, its a small world
The lies are not worth it ladies, a
true man would love you for you
whether you are a Virgin or not
Your own real husband will pay
that bride price whether you are
a Virgin or not
And for the men looking for
Virgin wives to marry, make sure
you preserve your own virginity,if
you are not a virgin, you have no
right whatsoever to
complain,some women want
Virgin husbands too

A woman posted her husband's
mistress phone number on a
page and asked people to call and
warn her to stay off her
husband,Lol
To me, she acted childishly and
she is still suffering from
immaturity
That page have made me
believe,judging from comments I
read,that some women are not
from this planet
Two comments annoyed me
most,one read:""Men are
polygamous in nature""why didn't
she say no?",and I replied her
,why did the man approach her in
the first place?must he cheat?
Another one read:All these home
breakers,may God punish
them",and I replied, may he
punish the man first
Is a crime to be faithful?
Others were calling on thunder to
strike the lady, some were calling
on God to punish her, some
adviced the woman to engage in
midnight prayers in the nude,
that it works wonders
Am not sorry to say, praying for
your husband's side chic is a total
waste of time because it takes
two to tango, if you want to pray
or do anything, please start with
your husband
Why do we keep blaming the
other woman for a man's
unfaithfulness?
Why do we keep blaming the
other woman for what a man
opened his two eyes to do?
Its funny to me
Men will keep cheating because
they know their wives got their
back
They will keep cheating because
they know their wives will never
stop blaming the other women
for their sins
When Prince Okojie walked out on
his wife ,people blamed Mercy
When Tchidi Chikere walked out
on his wife, people blamed Nuella
I don't get it
Why do we keep handling
unfaithfulness with kid gloves?
Why do we keep giving men a Pat
on the back and shift the blames
to someone else?
Why?Why?Why?
Don't give me that crap about
men been polygamous in nature,
there are still faithful men
Have you ever asked yourself
what would be your husband's
reaction if he catches you
cheating?do you think he will
blame your boyfriend and give
you a Pat on the back? Hell no!!
He won't , you will be
disgraced,beaten and sent
packing!
Going to fight your husband's side
chic doesn't make any sense, it
makes you worthless
Giving her number to people to
help you call and warn doesn't
make any sense, it makes you
look helpless,truth is, you have
no business with your husband's
side chic
Deal with the man that
disrespected your marital vows
Deal with the man that couldn't
control the thing between his legs
Stop disgracing yourself
Stop reducing your worth
Face the culprit(your husband)
THE END.

indiraserv:
Wow...
This is creative and in my opinion should't be treated as a criminal case ......even though it is.....
He should help the goverment build refineries since they claim its so difficult to do and he was able to do it

according to Iwitness they were refining over 20000 liters of crude oil per day

indiraserv:
Wow...
This is creative and in my opinion should't be treated as a criminal case ......even though it is.....
He should help the goverment build refineries since they claim its so difficult to do and he was able to do it

according to Iwitness they were refining over 20000 liters of crude oil per day!!!

THE Nigerian Security and Civil
Defence Corps, (NSCDC) in Kogi
State has paraded a 16-year-old
boy and three others for alleged
ownership of an illegal refinery in
Ebiya, Ajaokuta Local Council of
the state.
The Public Relations Officer, PRO,
in the state Command, Mr. Tijani
Ibrahim, who briefed newsmen in
Lokoja, said the command has
been on their trail for the past
three months before they were
arrested last week.
Ibrahim further explained that
the refinery was initially burnt
down upon discovery, however,
the gang staged a come-back to
re-build it and started refining
crude oil as well as conveying the
products to Nagazi in Adavi Local
Council of the state for sale.
The Command spokesman who
gave their names as Sumaila
Sadu, 23, Yusufu Braimoh, 21,
Raji Muhammed Jamiu, 24, and
Simon Chokodi, 16- a minor,
added that the buyer is presently
at large. Chokodi, an indigene of
Edo State who spoke to
journalists, said he was a bus
conductor.
He said that they were hired by
the bunkerers to help them
transport the refined crude oil to
the market destination, stressing
that he never knew the
implication and gravity of the
offence. The Command recovered
a van and some drums of crude
oils from the scene.
ngrguardiannews.com/2015/05/nscdc-nabs-16-year-old-others-for-operating-illegal-refinery-in-kogi/

An armed robber visits a guy and
his fiancee, who is about
to marry and after robbing them;
He handed his gun over to the
man and tells him to shoot
his fiancee,if he doesn’t want to
die but he refused.
Though based on an account of his
love for his future
wife,The robber smiled, took the
gun from the man and gave
it to the lady and told
her....shoot him if you dont want
to
die and she fearfully pulled the
trigger.
But fortunately there were no
bullet in the gun.The robber
smiled, took back the gun and
told the man to decide if what
exists between him and his
fiancee is really ‘LOVE’, then he
left.
The man was disappointed at his
fiancee and immediately
he left, the girl began to plead.If
you were in this guy’s shoe,
would do? Will you forgive? pls
be very sincere!