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***Cooling Off In My Twin Duplex In Havana and Seriously Puffing My Expensive Cuban Cigar***#Squeeze Mouth#Jamb You Guys Should F**king Shut Your F**king Mouth Up,Distribute and Share Mark Free For Every Damn Ass Jor,What Do You Wanna Do With The F**king Mark,The Student Are F**king Tired,They Dont Wanna Be Your Damn Customer Anymore,Neither Do They Wanna Stay Home Anymore And Make Those F**king Small Chaps At Home,Think They Are Agemate And Show No Respect For Them....Bullsh!!!!t***Continue Puffing My Expensive Cuban Cigar

***Smoking My Expensive Cuban Cigar Seriously, From My Havana Twin Duplex.***#Squeeze Mouth and remove My Expensive Cuban Cigar From Mouth#What The F***k Is all This Political Grammar Bullsh!!!!t,Veto My A$$#Continue Puffing My Expensive Cuban Cigar

***Puffing My Expensive Cuban Cigar Real Hard***#Squeeze Face#People Wont Mind their F***king Business...Look at how they just Concluded it.Was she the one that F**king Call You and tell You so...***Remove My Expensive Cuban Cigar From Mouth and Spit On the Thread***

fellis: Another Nkenna.

Another Akuya

As Far As I am concerned I have only one Nigerian Representative in the person of Melvin...Beverly is so so annoying,this Girl talk without control,destroying the Image of Nigeria,forgeting she is on an international tv.what an ''international disgrace'' .

chidindufrank: If she die na her biz me no send am to commit sucide. Btw, I hope one guyman don chop her pomo before she kari d tin intact go meet her papa for graveland?

You need 2 or 3 Slap.

#Remove My Expensive Cuban Cigar from mouth Hurriedly,with Mouth open#What The Bleep did She do that for!

Firstgentleman1: hahahahahah. I don die o. No main d hater jare. Trying to beef chief sweetus.

Abeg u fit help me arrange beta manshun and duplex 4 banana iceland?

Dat One Is Nut A Wahala.Me and Yuzedo will arranging one Manshun For You.But Am Hopes You Getting Enough Moni.

druid06: [/b]

In response to the bolded part above just showed how timid and little minded you are. Such an attention who-re. Your reaction could only come from a bit-ch and so you're bit-ch nigga. You saw it fit to tackle my simple advice to a fellow nairlander derailing from his usual self just because you want people to like your comments and fill that little ego you have. Kid, I have something better to do than wasting such precious time on such a waste and menace the society has produced to make our lives more miserable and that waste is you. I pity your father, I pity the old fool. So kid, go watch some cartoons smoke some weed and guzzle some sirrup since it's what kids your age does or get a job and stop being a little dic-k and a little piece of shi-t.

Everything You say ''Same To You''You are Not Making any sense.hahahahaha.I Really Love the way You are crying.hahahahaha.

mascot87: @ tobezekiel: Your attitude here shows in clear terms your family setting,i pity your future husband (If u get one anyway)

The Real Definition of a FOOL

Same To You.

mascot87: What makes you think you are reasonable?oh,you've some people deceiving and brainwashing you and telling you that you are intelligent right?sorry,try harder next time cos i am telling you categorically and emphatically that you lack wisdom both in choice of words and manners cos you are a spoilt brat.Get some good training from home ok

My Freind Shut Up!!!If You dont have anything to say, and if You want to talk by all means just ''whistle'' with Your Mouth.Cause is better to keep Quiet, and let people think You are a fool,than to Open Your Mouth and Clear all Doubt......

tobezekiel: just hw sense less can u be?! "I was told by one of the sacked staffs" an whn exactly did dis happen? cos am in sch ryt nw an dint hear of such

Do You really blame the Op.He Have eaten ''belle full'' and start hallucinating..I dont know why people attack Progress,but whatever those ''anti-progress'' say Covenant University still Stand Strong.

druid06: You get sense at all abi something dey worry your papa??. Na you I dey follow talk abi your papa username na yuzedo??. Now who come dey show himself na. Id-iot!

As You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahaha

druid06: You get sense at all abi something dey worry your papa??. Na you I dey follow talk abi your papa username na yuzedo??. Now who come dey show himself na. Id-iot!

As You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahaha

God Forbid!!!

They Should have build ''Center For hangin Molester Pr!ck''

druid06: @yuzedo, your comments are getting very childish. I am thinking of unfollowing you. I don't like this new personality you've adopted. Your comments and quotes are always about sex, masturbat-ion or either bragging about living in banana island. It's getting too old and irritating.

Na everything You go carry serious, abi You wan just show Yourself.Unfollow the Guy na,afterall You dey pay the Guy Money as You dey follow am.Ride on Yuzedo joor,Me to I just bought my own banana manshum!

Acidosis: Reasons are;

1. Generational & Inherited jealousy

2. They think Education & getting a good grade is almost impossible

3. They love it when their lecturers humilates them..
They love funny Lecturers statements like:
"In my course,
A - is for God
B - is for me
C, E & Carry over - is for you all... . And the dummy Nigerian intellectuals would shout, yaaayyy, sir!!

(The above is a common phrase in public institutions in Nigeria)

4. The average Nigerian student believe the best way to read and understand is when you read with candle, under a bamboo tree, under a very hott sun, in the bush, on mango trees, etc..

...and they regard those reading in a well furnished air-conditioned plaster of paris finished hall as dullards, rich man wey nor know book...

5. They think a course is HARD to pass because the lecturer made it so...

6. Some do not read, they'll rather go clubbing, drinking, beach partying, practising cultism; and then expecting a miraculous A in a course few weeks to the exam..

More to come

Loool@number one. Like Seriously,You Nailed it.

horny4u: They re jealous...went to one of the top private schools and we work damn hard for our grades.

Seconded

It Beats My Imagination when First Class Student of Private universities are being put under intense scrutiny,Most recently that of Babcock University.In the words of all this Critics (who are mostly ''Public Universities Fanatics'' or those who just sit on the Fence and Join in criticizing ''blindly'') ''the First Class are Just too Much'' or they will say ''is the First Class valid'' all this boils down to the Fact that,''They can't Just accept the fact that, First Class is that easy to get,with hardwork and self-discipline Just the way the Private University have paint it''.Then the question that comes to One's mind is Why do they reason like that?.but it did not take Long before the Answers are Sought out.......One of the reason is that Public University Lecturers' who have decided to go on wicked ''spree'' by failing the Student and frustrating their effort because they(the Lecturers),did not have first class in that course,and will make it look as if first class is a luxury,which Make The Public University Student develop a Mindset of ''First class is a Herculean task''and are ready to ''Fight'' the Private University Student who graduate with First class. and yet the best university in the world(Havard), produce thousand of First class.Another thing that made Private University to produce a lot of first Class and will continue to produce is ''FREEDOM''....How do you expect a School like Unilag to produce enough first class when the school is synonymous with excessive freedom and party,and why won't you expect a school like Covenant University to produce a lot of first class when social activities are at, the lowest ebb where student dont even have their phone,without all this, the Student are forced to become studious because reading their books is the only entertainment left for them.The way this ''public university fanatics'' criticize Private universities,makes one wonder whether the best university in the world(Havard) is not a private university.The private university is the best thing to happen to Nigeria tertiary sector, and in fews years to come it will be a force to reckon with.check out covenant university which is barely 10years old, rank number 10 in Nigeria with public university of ages trailing it behind..''Public University Fanatics'' wake up to reality!!!

pappythinko: The reason why they allow Benitez to leave is still beyond me... I do not see Mourinho doing better than what Rafa has done already. Rafa ix a tactically better manager in ma opinion. Time will tell though.

Bad Belle Advicer,Save Your Advice and Opinion For Your Club.But Wait O,Why are You ''Drinking Panadol For Another Person Headache''..............

Should I say ''African Technology''(Witch) at Work.Take Heart..But this is Not easy to bear o

Immediately I Saw the News On Goal.Com.I rush to Wikipaedia and guess what?His Profile Have Change to ''Current Chelsea Manager''That Sound Like Music to my Ears...Jose Mourinho the Son Of Felix Mourinho Welcome back to Your Home.This is where You Belong.No Place Like Home!!!Welcome Back Sir!!!I Just pity La-Liga Now,because it was Mourinho that add flavour to that ''2 horse-race League''...Now The English Press will be Celebrating.Cause the Man who make them sell is back.Welcome back once more..All Speculation have ended...Haters dive into the Lagoon..Mourinho Is backkkkkkk***Open bottle of Champagne and Henessy**

Immediately I saw the News On Goal.com,I rush to wikipaedia and guess what?His profile in wikipaedia,now read ''Current Chelsea Manager''that sound like Music to my Ears... Jose Mourinho the Son Of Felix Mourinho,welcome back to Your Home,This is where You belong...I Just Pity Laliga, Cause it was Mourinho that added 'Flavour' to that ''2 Horse race dull league''and made people had time to watch Laliga games...The English press will be Celebrating Cause the Man who made them Sell Is Back...Mourinho Is Backkkk, Haters Jump into the Lagoon or somersault on top concrete,Mourinho Is Back...Welcome Back Sir...***Open bottle of Champagne and henessy and lit my Expensive Cuban Cigar***

Op have you Finish making noise.am coming Let me Answer you***Lit My Expensive Cuban Cigar,and Puffing it seriously.***Now Let Me Answer You...Op I am an African.In Africa Children are Like ''Riches''.If You Get Them,You get mouth...Before marriage at least go for fertility test, for the both of You and still do the ''Practical'.' Once she Is pregnant.MARRY HER.........all those miscariage Trash,am an African and I dont beleive in Negative Ish................Though Love Is Necessary,Children are Important.

Guys Please Give me some explanation.I Just missed Big Bro For like two day.and when i tune in today I saw Melvin and Hakeem in Diamond House and Denzel and the other guy in Ruby House.What Happened

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Are you so ugly that only your cousin finds you attractive? What kind of abominable arranticus nonsenticus is this? [/color]

Pour Cold water for this Bros Body Abeg.The Blood dey Hot.

*IN BIG BROTHER VOICE****This Is Big Brother!Housemates, due to the fact that Big brother can no longer contain the beauty and sexiness of DELISH, who keep making Big Brother Mastur*bate everynight,The show, Is brought to an Unexpected end,Everyother Housemate pack Your Bag and go home.and DELISH Is therefore Declared the Winner of Big Brother The Chase.!!!thank you

Ify Duru's Blog:
Popular Nigerian singer, Brymo, has decided to call it quits with Chocolate City. This latest development occurs barely two months after former label mate Jesse Jagz walked away from the company.

HipHopWorld has it on reliable information that the “Ara” singer officially parted ways with ‘Choc City’ over the weekend; but both parties have managed to keep a lid on the issue until now.

Brymo has been rumored to be not-so-friendly with some members of the Choc family; and apart from the business side of things, it doesn’t seem like ‘The Son of a Kapenta’ will be sorely missed by his remaining label-mates.
Chocolate City now only has M.I and Ice Prince left as its established acts.

Una Go Sit Down For Backyard,Dey Form Una Own News....Mtchewww

That Delish of a girl, in Diamond House Is Yummmmy,see Lips,Chaiiii.Lock me in one Room with that girl for eternity,I Wont Complain. . . .I think I am beginning to like Beverly,It seems as if the Girl is naturally Wild,after seeing some of her pics on Nairaland.Although Bassey Is my favourite..the Guy is handsome,funny,with some Nigerian ascent,I really enjoyed his Dairy session....I still don't Understand Melvin.he should add some flavour and show some swag..Because On BBA You need to carve a niche for yourself

raytony: At least he left that Agbero club with his head held high. Useless bunch of fans.

Element Of No Economic Value...Have You eaten today??why are you hating.......Scallywag