₦airaland Forum

Brooke60:
Cat Fish

Dharkcocoa:
I discovered it through searches on Google back in 2012. I have been a guest since then. Just joined this morning, hope I'm welcomed ☺

ikechukz:
The only thing wey dey pain me for inside be say dem fit no pack the empty sachets and I hate it when people drop things on the floor. I almost headbutt woman inside bus yesterday after she throw banana peels from window.

JasonScoolari:
I wanted to learn drumming back then just to have the opportunity of seeing my crush who happens to be the daughter of a respected Deacon in Church of God Mission.

So, every Saturday, I quickly rush to the church and seat quietly while waiting for the choristers to come for their rehearsals. (My crush was a member of the choir)

After the introduction of the song by the hairy choirmaster, he will then ask the main drummer boy to start drumming, from there, I started watching him with keen interest like a humble apprentice. (But my mind was fully focused on my delectable crush with a lovely voice and round ass.

I was carried away most of the time which led to distractions and lack of concentration and this happened for a month and some weeks... So, one very bad Saturday, a report came from the choirmaster that our drummer boy was seriously sick and his deputy has travelled to Bayelsa, so the choirmaster said I would be in charge since I have a "Month" experience.... Immediately I heard that word, better shiit catch me because I know I would be a disaster in the waiting but because I wanted to impress my crush, I took the challenge like Elisha in the Bible.

I saw her smiling and that smile boosted my moral, I performed a little bit good, and I was hearing different commendations from the choristers and my "Crush"

Sunday came, and all was set for "Elisha" to take up the mantle from the sick "Elijah"
After the regular Sunday School class, the choirmaster ask me to get on with "Praise and Worship" immediately the praise leader started the famous "Somebody say Baba" praise song, the devil whispered to me to check out the backside of my crush as it was shaking upandan like some corrupt video vixen, immediately I saw that ass, I lost concentration and started playing nonsense. Church members were dancing like mad people because the beat is confusing.... Choirmaster came to were I was disgracing myself and ask me to stand up, I was not the only one who stood up shamefully, my Prick wen nor get sense still follow me stand up.

That was how I ended anything called "Playing of Instruments"

kings59:
He didn't nail anything bro, he only nailed his own head.



Every country has their own lyric, if you go to America, they have their own, if you go to Ghana, their also have their style of music.

If you said those musicians are singing trash, what about fela

Let's be realistic, we have our own pattern and artist must follow our pattern. Must we follow or imitate foreign artist??


Be proud of your country.

In the business world, you must give your customers what they want.


Make some noise for the only musician who understood and gave us what we wanted.


Make sone noise(like) for 2face idibia, also don't forget Nigga raw, face, Harrison, tiwa,wizkid,simi,burna boy and davido.

franklingud:
Truth is... Nigerians like listening to good rubbish. That's why artists like wizkid, kCee, Skiibii, tekno etc doesn't have lyrical content in all their songs.
At least Davido is trying but not even up to 70% when rated.
KCee is the worst.
Artists like Asa, Timi Dakolo, Simi, Adekunle gold, Korede bello, Duncan mighty are really making me proud.

Rappers like M I are legendary lyricists.


Others go to the studio to smoke weed, shout to a good production and start their gibbering, ranting and release it for Nigerians that like listening to their nonsense.


And lastly let me make it clear that Falzthebadguy album EP "moral instructions" is EPIC.
Kudos to him.

mokaflex:
Would have named my list but the fear of EFCC is the beginning of wisdom

eposho:
You funny. He expects Allah to fight for him at home.

CreepyBlackpool:
Next time you will mind your business!!


Suicide is a totally personal decision.
I see no reason why you should interfere or try to stop someone from doing something he has the right and free will to choose to do!

angelo5uk:
So Dangote an open Muslim gives 10%...Bro which kind thinking be this again...

inspector1:
=SamgoldBaba post=
I was surprised by his statistics
He knew porn actors(ress) and even upcoming..




MAY GOD BLESS YOU MY BRO, THE SO PASTOR IS A REGULAR PORN ADDICTED VIEWER. IN FACT HE NEED TO BE CHECKED.

Xaos:
The hypocrisy is evident. For a Christian, he seems to know a lot about porn.

angelo5uk:
“You can’t go up except by tithing."
That's just exactly how a scammer sound.

Really.....sometimes I wonder if people listen to these so-called gods of men. The worst thing is they can't fully back it up with the Bible. They'll rather pick one or two verses in the Bible and use it to back their stupid claim
Just exactly how Boko Haram will pick two verses in the Quran and use to kill innocent

� Dangote pays #Saka


Well ......Dangote, Bill Gate, and the likes don't pay tithe how come they are still rich

1bunne4lif:
up blues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takin35:
Is that why Leadway refused paying my claim?

J4JUVENTUS:
He come show ,come steal and he will go and be forming yahoo boy for girls in his neighborhood..
Some boys can fuckup for Nigeria sha.