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TravelRe: Car Crashes Into A Canal In Ikorodu (Photos) by Samhyme: 1:14pm On Aug 17, 2016
The owner of the white car lives beside my house here in ikorodu and early this morning I discovered that he's dead......
GamingWho Played This Game When He Or She Was Small? by Samhyme(op): 10:33pm On Aug 16, 2016
Who played this game when he or she was small?

Romance7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by Samhyme(op): 2:25pm On Jul 12, 2016
Yoruba girls will meet your definition of
archaic and indigenous women who know
how to play their cards well in marriages.
You can be sure that they would handle the
affairs of your home with wisdom as they
seem to have gathered a wealth of
experiences before being married.
Since we have talked about the important
things to know before marrying an Igbo girl ,
it would not be fair for us not to check out
the same for Yoruba girls. Yoruba girls have
interesting cultural background, there are
many interesting sides to them.
There are many things you need to know
about Yoruba girls if you want to marry
them; this would at least prepare your mind
as to what to expect in the marriage.
Marriage is a life long journey that you need
to prepare for. It is a bit tasking as two
different individuals with different orientation
and backgrounds are coming together to
become a unit. It is definitely not a child’s
play.
Coming back to Yoruba girls, they are ladies
that would not fall your hand when you take
them out to parties. The way they would
blend at the party would make you think
they were born for that purpose alone.
They would never fall your hand as they
always find a way of representing one way
or the other. Before we delve into the issue
at hand, we know you like Yoruba ladies
because of their huge backside.
Find below some of the things you should
know about Yoruba girls before you go on to
marry one:

1. Your Saturdays will be filled with
events
Before you get married to a Yoruba girl, you
should know that her Saturdays would be
booked. There would always one party of the
other for her to attend.
Even when she does not have valid invitation
card, she would find a way to create a bond
with the host and give you a reason why she
has to be there.
They take it upon themselves to celebrate
with people around them. This means you
will keep buying asoebi as long as you are
married to them.

2. They will kill you with greetings
Yoruba girls are so respectful. They would
greet you in the morning when they wake up
and when you are leaving for work. There is
always a greeting for everything they do and
they do not ever get tired of it.
Even when they do not like you, they would
still do their normal greetings. Once they
recognize you have money, they would not
stop greeting you till you drop something.

3. You need to have a certain level of
hygiene yourself
Before you go on to marry that Yoruba girl,
you need to have a certain level of hygiene
yourself. This means that you must be
someone who cannot tolerate dirt in your
immediate environment.
Most Yoruba girls struggle in this area and
you have to be ready to encourage them
while you upgrade them to your level of
cleanliness.

4. They love to cook
Yoruba girls are wonderful cooks; they do
not mind cooking morning, afternoon and
night for you. They would feed you well
while you are married to them.
You can be sure that they would take care
of your children too. They would train them
the best way they could and feed them well.

5. They know how well to tie a man
down
If you know all you want to do is play, then
please know the kind of girls you would
choose. Yoruba girls would always find a
way to clinch to you once they like you.
Before long, they would be carrying your
child. Don’t even bother talking to them
about abortion.
This means you have gotten yourself a baby
mama. Yoruba girls do not mind getting
pregnant for you if it means they would get
a share of your properties.

6. They are good dressers
Yoruba girls can never get it wrong with
their dressing. Please, we are not talking
about those ones that have not seen the
modern day light. Every tribe has people like
these amidst them.
But the modern day Yoruba girls can dress
for Africa. They know how to tie their gele
so well you would be proud of them there
and then.

7. You have to learn how to eat pepper
If you want to marry a Yoruba girl, then you
have to be prepared for all the spices that
would enter your life. Yoruba people love
eating pepper; they would add this to every
meal they cook.
Even their puff-puff has pepper in it. If you
have ulcer and do not like pepper, you may
need to leave special instructions for your
wife to be otherwise, she would flood your
life with pepper.
NYSCRe: Lagos A16 Stream 1 Lets Meet Here by Samhyme: 5:00pm On Apr 21, 2016
I rep lagos A16 stream 1 pls add me to the group: 08066777585
RomanceGuys What's The Worse Response You Receive For Telling A Girl That You Love Her? by Samhyme(op): 9:07pm On Apr 15, 2016
what is the worse response you have received from telling a lady that you love her and how did it make you feel?
NYSC2016 BATCH A NYSC Camp Registration Requirements: by Samhyme(op): 8:20pm On Apr 15, 2016
These are the requirements for registration
at NYSC Camp, you need to take care of this
first before you start thinking of what to eat,
what to wear, etc. Make sure you have them
before you embark on your journey. You can
still get food and cloth over there but not
your certificates.
Official NYSC Camp Requirements :
A. VERY IMPORTANT DoCUMENTS O
1. Your Student ID card
2. Notification of Result from your School
(Original and Some photocopies)
3. Passport Photograph (Take as many copy
as you can but you will only need like
10copies)
4. Your original call-up letter (This will be
taken and not returned to you, so therefore
make at least 10 photocopies before
submition). Do not laminate your call-up
letters
B. IMPORTANT MATERIALS (For your
Convenience)
5. Stationery e.g. Pen,jotter for lectures,
stapler and tippex.
6. Round neck white T.shirt at least 3 to
supplement what will b given to you.
7. White shorts at least 2 without pocket
preferable.
8. A pair of Plain white sneakers/tennis
shoes(rubber).
9. White socks at least 2pairs.
10.Treated mosquito net
11. Basic drugs anti-malaria panadol,
paracetamol .etc
12. Padlocks (to protect ur bag from theft)
13. Dettol, bath soap and detergents(If you
don't want to spend for washing)
14.Towel and handkachief
15. A pair of bathroom slippers
16. Bedsheet
17. Flashlight
18.Food flask,spoon, bowl, bucket and cups
19. Extra phone batteries/charger (power
bank)
20. Cash from #10,000 upward(If you want
to enjoy Maami market)..............
»»». Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might
be to your street, enable to go early. If you
are posted to a far state, go the day before
the camp opens. They will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned!
»»». Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your
loads are open and thoroughly search. They
don’t want you to bring in prohibited items
like iron, knives, bombs, electrical appliances, etc.
»»». Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for
hostel/Bedspace, where you'll be given tags
to identify with. Then the paper registrations
proper follows. Try as much as possible to
make everything available. Look out for
information pasted on walls. Follow
instructions strictly.
»»». Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your
kits 5/5 official kit(shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the
marker to write your Code Number (CN) on
them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a
tag that will show your CN. That will be your
ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere
in camp. You will be given a meal ticket.
Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.
»»». Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will be leaving the
camp.
»»». No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-
shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all. You will have the
first one that same Day One.
Watch Out! people could be fainting on the
Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm
down… So eat well. It’s the stress that
causes their fainting.
»»». Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim
ways. After the morning admonitions and drills, by
7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will
be called out again for the series of
programmes lined up for you. Then you have
your lunch. Rest a little and you are out
again for evening parade. Then later your
dinner. This will repeat itself everyday
perhaps except on Sunday.
»»». Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At
Your Costs: You may not like the food. You
can always go to the Mammy Market (MM)
i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with
delicacies at your cost.
»»». Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the
Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal
anything. Be wise.
»»». Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and
obey them. Although they are not permitted
to beat you, however, they can punish you.
No walking, its all jogging when they call
you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting
a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could
be friendly anyway.
»»». Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given
to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All
other ones will be through the bank. You
will also get Bicycle Allowance.
»»». Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere
ready to snap you, please be prudent in
spending.
»»». By Now You're Done With Camp &Going
to Your Place Of Primary Assignment (PPA):
You will be posted from the camp to where
you will work. The place you work in is
called your Place of Primary Assignment
(PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I
mean about 90% of the Corpers will be
posted to schools (especially primary and
secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be
posted to the universities, polytechnics and
Colleges. It will great if you have a request letter from any firm
you prefer to work at.
Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t
pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than
pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co.
Receive the shocking or expected postings
as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a
clarion call to service; that’s what dey call
it.
»»». Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first
place to go to is your PPA. If you are
identified with the Fellowship in camp, you
may first report at the temporary lodge they
will provide. Then you could report at your
PPA later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp, home-
sweet-home will be on your mind, having
been used up in the camp. But please, don’t
go home straight. Please! Very few of your
employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down
vehicles to convey you from the camp to
their workplaces. Private and some Govt
higher education institutions do. The
Fellowship too make arrangement for you at
your cost. Commercial transporters will
likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
»»». Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi!
Where will you sleep on the first day (Kogi and Benue people are
nice anyway)? The
Fellowship may give you a temporary
accommodation pending the time you will
have to get yours. You could be lucky if
your employer gives you a room. Many of
them don’t give Corpers accommodation
anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your
cost. Your
first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!
»»». Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home
straight. Your registration (clearance) at the
NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be
posted to is important. Failure to complete it
before going home is the beginning of your
problem. He may begin to have problems
with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do
all registrations first. Then you can take
permission to go home. Long process! You
will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few
tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration
process, printing of call-up letters and so
on,
prospective corps members are urged to frequently visit NYSC website.

ADMIN.......
Romance"10 Things You Should Have Achieved Before Age 30" by Samhyme(op): 3:05pm On Apr 15, 2016
Please read and read again n again. If
possible write it somewhere, where you can
always read it. Let's go:

1. You must have completed your first
degree course before 30. You must have at
least one degre before 30, be it OND, NCE,
DIPLOMA, BSC or B.A.

2. You should have discovered your purpose
in life before 30, carve a niche for yourself,
know what your likes and dislikes really are,
know where your passion lies and spend
time on it.

3. You must know who are your true friends
and associate less with people who wil
pretend as friends and end up killing your
dreams.

4. Before age 30, you should have learnt one
vocation or skills that will fetch you extra
income when you eventually gets employed.

5. Before age 30, you must have been in a
serious relationship with the opposite sex,
even if it doesn't lead to marriage, but it will
help you understand the opposite sex better
and help you when you eventually get
married.

6. This is a must before 30, you should have
a bank account and ensure that it is funded
and not empty.

7. Before age 30, you should learn to spend
at least 30mins of your time everyday alone,
meditating, brainstorming and thinking
about how to make your life better.

8. You should be able to carter for youself,
know how to tidy your room and put things
in order, you should be living in ur own, or
beta still have your own room. You should
also learn social and table etiquette. That will
help you when you go out to social events.

9. This is important, before 30, you should
have bought a land somewhere and be
paying instalmentally,or you may probably
end up as a tenant.

10. You must have a mentor I.e Someone
who has achieved what you want to achieve
and spend time studying the life style of that
person.
RomanceRe: Please Advice ''i'm 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?" by Samhyme(op): 1:41pm On Apr 15, 2016
I'm not the one o....it is for another brother who need your advice pls.
RomancePlease Advice ''i'm 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?" by Samhyme(op): 1:36pm On Apr 15, 2016
Please Advice “I’m 24 And Impotent, Is There Really God?” While growing up I felt so different and did things differently. Naturally I am an introvert, my class mates in sec school would say I have a unique way of doing things. I felt so cool about myself especially the ability to control how I feel generally. I am very handsome and the kind of guy girls easily throw themselves at, again I felt my ability to resist certain temptations was because I had self control. Growing up in a Christian home their are things we don’t ask mom and dad, I would look at Lil bro and notice I had a smaller scrotum but I didn’t feel something was wrong with me. All these years I never understood I had a real problem. Am all grown now but I can’t keep a relationship!! My siblings will always crack a joke about how unlucky I was with finding a good date. First time I got a girlfriend, very loving and caring young girl. We started off for 2yrs without sex. It wasn’t a problem for me I don’t know what sex feels like but it was to her and she wanted it badly I knew I would loose her if I don’t and she began to wonder if I was a man.
First time we tried s*x I couldn’t get er3cted, I felt it was anxiety and she was supportive. Second and third was worse but we kept trying. She had to tell me to see a doctor fast because I am not okay. S*x ended up being an issue and we broke up. I dated two other girls and the last girl said it to my face “YOU ARE IMPOTENT” And that was when it occurred to me this is serious. I went to see a urologist and after the blood test it was confirmed I had low T. Low testosterone below normal. I couldn’t believe I had a problem like this until I did a sperm analysis. I had oligospermia!! 95% abnormality. Further test showed I had Hypogondasim, it’s yet unknown if it’s secondary or primary Hypogondasim. I knew I had gone down that road where u look back and ask life What did I do to deserve this? How do I convince a girl to even accept to marry me? Is their really a God? Why am I a man if God won’t give me what I need to become a man. Every solution I have heard so for is impractical, expensive or ridiculous. Imagine injecting testosterone for 6 months before ur fit to make love to your wife? Or injecting my joystick to stay up before s*x? Alpha blockers like viagra has no effect on me at all. Apart from s*xual performance secience is yet to understand male fertility and alot of things will be tried on me, this could take years!!! If it’s so simple as doctor’s will easily say why are their cases of 25yrs without a child some never have a child and just adopt. Why are their so many drugs and injections if one thing works. Am at the bridge of taking my life, I see no point making all these money and sit down in an empty house sad and lonely.
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Samhyme: 10:08am On Mar 16, 2016
pls help me with the materials adeoye. samson2@gmail.com
Bioboy1213:
bro please kindly hlp with the material am an intending candidate my email biola.ogundele@yahoo.com thanks and God bless
pls help me with the materials
adeoye. samson2@gmail.com
Also r there schools in USA that do not require test of English?
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Samhyme: 10:06am On Mar 16, 2016
pls help me with the materials adeoye. samson2@gmail.com
Bioboy1213:
bro please kindly hlp with the material am an intending candidate my email biola.ogundele@yahoo.com thanks and God bless
pls help me with the materials adeoye. samson2@gmail.com
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Samhyme: 10:33am On Mar 15, 2016
Good morning, pls help me with the IELTS materials....my email is adeoye.samson2@gmail.com
Jokes EtcGuyz...can You Do This Because You Love Your Bae by Samhyme(op): 5:46am On Feb 22, 2016
what some guyz do self, nah holy ghost fit save them...

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Samhyme: 7:03am On Feb 09, 2016
pls I did submit my application successfully since yesterday but yet to get my call up number, what should I do?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Samhyme: 8:33am On Feb 04, 2016
Be Informed To gain your exact state of choice, you will have to register precisely on the first day, and as early as possible.... The Website will be opened for registration @ exactly 12:01am (00:01), so if u can register as early as 7 am, u stand a chance of getting your state of choice.Most over populated or 5 star rating states like LAGOS, CALABAR, RIVERS, ABUJA etc would be filled up before 9th. And if u apply in these states afterwards, you are likely to bethrown to other Regions Mostly NORTH.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Samhyme: 1:24pm On Jan 26, 2016
2015 NYSC Camp Registration Requirements: Congratulations on your successful mobilization for the NYSC 2015 Batch B Service Year. These are the requirements for registration at NYSC Camp, you need to take care of this first before you start thinking of what to eat, what to wear, etc. Make sure you have them before you embark on your journey. You can still get food and cloth over there but not your certificates. Official NYSC Camp Requirements : A. VERY IMPORTANT DoCUMENTS O 1. Your Student ID card 2. Notification of Result from your School (Original and Some photocopies) 3. Passport Photograph (Take as many copy as you can but you will only need like 10copies) 4. Your original call-up letter (This will be taken and not returned to you, so therefore make at least 10 photocopies before submition). Do not laminate your call-up letters B. IMPORTANT MATERIALS (For your Convenience) 5. Stationery e.g. Pen,jotter for lectures, stapler and tippex. 6. Round neck white T.shirt at least 3 to supplement what will b given to you. 7. White shorts at least 2 without pocket preferable. 8. A pair of Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes(rubber). 9. White socks at least 2pairs. 10.Treated mosquito net 11. Basic drugs anti-malaria panadol, paracetamol .etc 12. Padlocks (to protect ur bag from theft) 13. Dettol, bath soap and detergents(If you don't want to spend for washing) 14.Towel and handkachief 15. A pair of bathroom slippers 16. Bedsheet 17. Flashlight 18.Food flask,spoon, bowl, bucket and cups 19. Extra phone batteries/charger (power bank) 20. Cash from #10,000 upward(If you want to enjoy Maami market).............. »»». Go Early: Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned! »»». Screening: The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, electrical appliances, etc. »»». Registration: The first registration will certainly be for hostel/Bedspace, where you'll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. Try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly. »»». Your Kits: During the registration, you will get all your kits 5/5 official kit(shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food. »»». Duration: You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp. »»». No Room For Casual Wears: Immediately you have your kits, only your T- shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting. »»». Morning Regimented Programme: A small trumpet wakes you at 4am Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions and drills, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday. »»». Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs: You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost. »»». Stealing: Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise. »»». Soldiers: Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. Although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. »»». Allawe: Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance. »»». Photography: Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending. »»». By Now You're Done With Camp &Going to Your Place Of Primary Assignment (PPA): You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. It will great if you have a request letter from any firm you prefer to work at. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it. »»». Transportation Out Of Camp: When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise. »»». Accommodation At PPA: You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day (Kogi and Benue people are nice anyway)? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down! »»». Clearance: This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way to help you. In order to ensure a seamless registration process, printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective corps members are urged to frequently visit NYSC website http://www.nysc.gov.ng
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Samhyme: 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2016
**UPDATE** These are the names of Institutions that have pasted or uploaded their mobilization list: Benson Idahosa EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY Benue state university, Federal Polytechnic Idah Olabisi Onabanjo University, GOMBE STATE UNIVERSITY IMSU NOVENA UNIVERSITY moshood abiola polytechnic Michael Okpara university of agriculture Gateway polytechnic Tansian university University Of Maiduguri, Osisatech Poly, Enugu University of Ibadan The Polytechnic Ibadan DELTA STATE POLY, OGWASHI- UKU University of Port Harcourt, Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria CRAWFORD UNIVERSITY federal university of technology yola TASUED University Of Calabar COOU ESUT HERITAGE POLYTECHNIC University Of Abuja FUNAAB Kaduna POLY SOKOTO STATE POLYTECHNIC DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY University Of Nigeria, Nsukka EBONYI STATE UNIVERSITY EBUST UniOsun Abia state Polytechnic OAU AAU Federal Poly Bauchi Lagos state Polytechnic UNN Delta state Polytechnic FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC ADO
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Samhyme: 1:19pm On Jan 26, 2016
**UPDATE** These are the names of Institutions that have pasted or uploaded their mobilization list: Benson Idahosa EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY Benue state university, Federal Polytechnic Idah Olabisi Onabanjo University, GOMBE STATE UNIVERSITY IMSU NOVENA UNIVERSITY moshood abiola polytechnic Michael Okpara university of agriculture Gateway polytechnic Tansian university University Of Maiduguri, Osisatech Poly, Enugu University of Ibadan The Polytechnic Ibadan DELTA STATE POLY, OGWASHI- UKU University of Port Harcourt, Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria CRAWFORD UNIVERSITY federal university of technology yola TASUED University Of Calabar COOU ESUT HERITAGE POLYTECHNIC University Of Abuja FUNAAB Kaduna POLY SOKOTO STATE POLYTECHNIC DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY University Of Nigeria, Nsukka EBONYI STATE UNIVERSITY EBUST UniOsun Abia state Polytechnic OAU AAU Federal Poly Bauchi Lagos state Polytechnic UNN Delta state Polytechnic FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC ADO
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 12:08pm On Dec 10, 2014
U cn nw pay ur skul fees becos d link is nw open
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 10:58am On Dec 05, 2014
Abeg make una help me o...my profile change frm cleared to paid(returning student)...whts happening?
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 12:45pm On Dec 02, 2014
The site is down.....get ready
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 9:43pm On Nov 30, 2014
Guys get prepare 4 registratn...if u check d e-portal for returning student, a new 2014/2015 registratn link has been updated there....
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 9:51am On Nov 29, 2014
I wil advice u guys to get prepare 4 resumptn.......There was a session we were expecting calending bt al we saw ws a link for registratn and within few period of time, manual reg commencd.....FUTMX can be very funny atimes...... We finishd exam and we resumed a new session 2wks after d exam......I wil advice u to get ready even 4 lecture dis Dec also
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 10:51am On Nov 22, 2014
Khalidsarki:
oga mystery please wat are the subject combination for chemical engineering.... I didn't include chemistry in my jamb any probs with dat? if yes.. then what if I applied for any engineering course like e/e engineering or mechanical engineering can I still change it to chemical engineering.. dis are the subject combination maths, English, phys and biology
guy u nid math,phy,chem and eng jamb combinatn 4 all engineering course
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 11:23am On Nov 13, 2014
CPT means computer science young man
Christianity EtcHow Grounded Are You In The Word? by Samhyme(op): 12:09pm On Nov 08, 2014
As believers, our only safety is to be rooted and grounded in the love and strength of christ. Eph 3:16-19; what experience must we have? We must be strengthened by His spirit, so that we can be rooted and grounded in love. We wil never fully understand the mysteries of God, but unless we are rooted and grounded in His love, we will not understand the dimensions of God's love, or have christ dwelling in our hearts by faith.
Rev 13: 13-14; From these verses, we see that the devil will instigate the enforcement of the mark of the beast. What will his first deception be? > Miracles
Today, more than ever, people are putting their faith in miracles. To many minds, if something "miraculous" takes place, they believe it is a sign of God.
Satan's second method is a false Holy Spirit movement, a false Pentecostal experience based on feeling. The underlying issue, with both of his great deceptions, is getting people to trust in feelings. When you do not have the peace of christ, the devil gives you something in place of it. He gives this emotional; "feel good" experience. what does God's word say about that? Peter says something very interesting in 2 pet 1: 16-18; Peter here recalls the transfiguration where they were eye-witnesses of Jesus majesty. The transfiguration was a type of the second coming. Elijah was there, representing those who will be alive when Jesus comes. Moses represented the dead who will be raised. This was the most dazzling sight that human eyes had ever beheld. It was awe inspiring. Peter said in the next verse: "we have also a sure word of prophecy". Is God's word above miracles? Is it above dazzling sights? It is! Peter said, "we saw the transfiguration, that miraculous sight, but we have a more sure word".
How do we become firmly rooted and grounded in christ?
It takes more than just a casual study of God's word. Ellen White tells us in The Great Controversy that, "None but those who have fortified their minds with the truths of God's word will stand through the last great conflict." what does fortified mean? It means strong, built up, strengthened.
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 9:39pm On Sep 19, 2014
To newly admitted student, especialy engineering student.As an experience guy in futmx(500l), i wil lyk to open ur eyes to important facts u nid to know:
1. Futmx is nt a place for flexing. You must be ready to work i.e thorough Jacking. All 100l wil write e-exam which as at nw, it has taken a new turn. There is no taking of calculator to exam hall. It means, u wil use system calculator. Then u nid to b smart nt just briliancy.
2. Value clas attendance lyk ur life. Ur clas note is d best buk u cn study. Let textbuk just be a reference buk.
3. Be very close to God and identify wit a godly felowship. I wil lyk to invite u to deeper life campus felowship
More to come
EducationRe: FUTMINNA ADMISSION.. THREAD 2014 by Samhyme: 3:34pm On Sep 19, 2014
Hy guys, i'm a 500l student chemical engineering. Any newly admited chemical engineering student here?

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