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Jobs/VacanciesVacancy For Accounting Teachers At Citadel Academy, Ilorin by Samhyme(op):
CITADEL ACADEMY- Our school has a track record of academic excellence and our priority is in providing a safe and secure learning environment for our students. Our extensive menu of co-curricular activities both academic and recreational is unsurpassed. Our entire staff is committed to establishing a school environment that allows our students to flourish and grow intellectually, emotionally and socially.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Accounting Teacher
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess B.Sc/B.Sc(Ed) in Accounting/Business Studies.
* Must have experience both as a class manager and a subject teacher.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
* Must have sound knowledge in Accounting

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications with credentials to 'The Principal' via citadelacademy2013@gmail.com
Or
Submit in person at No 8, Jockey Street, off Deeper Life Road, I.G.S, Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria.
Jobs/VacanciesVacancy For School Secretary At Citadel Academy by Samhyme(op): 7:33pm On Jul 25, 2018
CITADEL ACADEMY- Our school has a track record of academic excellence and our priority is in providing a safe and secure learning environment for our students. Our extensive menu of co-curricular activities both academic and recreational is unsurpassed. Our entire staff is committed to establishing a school environment that allows our students to flourish and grow intellectually, emotionally and socially.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: School Secretary
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess relevant qualifications.
* Must have relevant experience as a secretary.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications with credentials to 'The Principal' via citadelacademy2013@gmail.com
Or
Submit in person at No 8, Jockey Street, off Deeper Life Road, I.G.S, Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria.
Jobs/VacanciesVacancy For School Secretary At Citadel Academy by Samhyme(op): 9:45am On Jul 25, 2018
CITADEL ACADEMY- Our school has a track record of academic excellence and our priority is in providing a safe and secure learning environment for our students. Our extensive menu of co-curricular activities both academic and recreational is unsurpassed. Our entire staff is committed to establishing a school environment that allows our students to flourish and grow intellectually, emotionally and socially.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: School Secretary
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess relevant qualifications.
* Must have relevant experience as a secretary.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op):
Lol........
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 7:51pm On Jul 15, 2018
The application is still open cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2018
Engineering graduates are also welcome
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 11:06am On Jul 14, 2018
International candidates are welcome also........
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 10:29am On Jul 14, 2018
The pay is good too grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Latest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 9:53am On Jul 14, 2018
Hurry and apply now.........
Jobs/VacanciesLatest Vacancies At CITADEL ACADEMY, Ilorin.. by Samhyme(op): 2:49pm On Jul 08, 2018
CITADEL ACADEMY- Our school has a track record of academic excellence and our priority is in providing a safe and secure learning environment for our students. Our extensive menu of co-curricular activities both academic and recreational is unsurpassed. Our entire staff is committed to establishing a school environment that allows our students to flourish and grow intellectually, emotionally and socially.

Applications are invited from suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: English Teacher
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess B.A/B.Ed in English Language.
* Must have experience both as a class manager and a subject teacher.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
* Must have sound knowledge in English Language.

Job Title: Mathematics Teacher
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess B.Sc/B.Sc(Ed)/B.Eng in Mathematics/Statistics/Physics/Engineering
* Must have experience both as a class manager and a subject teacher.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
* Must have sound knowledge in Mathematics.

Job Title: Economics Teacher
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess B.Sc/B.Sc(Ed) in Economics/Accounting/Marketing/Business Studies.
* Must have experience both as a class manager and a subject teacher.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
* Must have sound knowledge in Economics.

Job Title: Biology Teacher
Location: Ilorin
Requirements
* Must possess B.Sc/B.Sc(Ed) in Biology or Biology related disciplines.
* Must have experience both as a class manager and a subject teacher.
* Must have good communication skills.
* Must be proactive.
* Must have sound knowledge in Biology.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications with credentials to 'The Principal' via citadelacademy2013@gmail.com
Or
Submit in person at No 8, Jockey Street, off Deeper Life Road, I.G.S, Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Petroleum Refinery Engineering Trainees 2018 Recruitment by Samhyme: 2:33pm On Jun 28, 2018
Dangote Refinery and Fertiliser Plant will recruit 900 engineers between February and June 2018, the company’s Senior General Manager in charge of Human Asset, Mr. Umar Hamza has said.

Speaking when another batch of trainee engineers, who returned from five-month course at the Bharat Petroleum Mumbai Refinery (BPCL) in India shared their training experience at the Dangote Free Trade Zone site of the refinery and petrochemical plant in Lagos, Umar stated that a fresh batch of 30 brilliant engineers will be sent to India in March 2018.

“Another batch of 30 will travel in April and don’t forget that the fertiliser group is also recruiting trainee engineers. I think they are also documenting about 50. So, as you can see, we have so far, either sent or prepared about five batches and it is a continuous process because from now to June, we intend to recruit 900 other engineers. All of them will undergo one form of training or the other abroad.

In terms of the cost implications, I can’t give you the specifics but I can assure you that it runs into millions of dollars – no doubt about it,” Umar said.

Also speaking at the event, the General Manager in charge of the fertiliser plant, Mr. Akin Oladiran said the overseas training was part of the company’s planning process to ensure that Nigerians develop the necessary skills and technical competences to run the refinery and fertiliser plant in the future.

“There is this saying that if you don’t plan at all, you have already planned to fail. You see, sending these young men to India to acquire the training, is part of the planning process to avoid what you talked about capital flight. That is the plan. From what they have demonstrated, you can see that they are also focused. They are working with the vision. Like my colleague has said, as the refinery is doing, the fertiliser plant is also doing. We have already packaged about 50 to be sent to the same India to go and experience the running of fertiliser plant and it is a continuous process. So, very soon, you see competent Nigerians running refineries and fertiliser plants. That is the vision,” Oladiran explained.
He added that the training is a long term plan to ensure that Nigerians take over the running of the plants.

Some of the graduate trainees, who shared their experience, identified the benefits of the Indian training to include increased value of human assets in Dangote Group, increased company turnover and competent employees, good company profile and reputation, enthronement of best practices in safety and management, and increased profitability and productivity.

The other benefits include eligibility of employees to manage colleagues and subordinates, improved knowledge and exposure, optimisation of ideas for cost savings, and motivated workforce guaranteed by management commitment to career growth.
EducationRe: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by Samhyme: 8:00am On Jan 10, 2018
Pls what of local scholarship scheme
EducationRe: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by Samhyme: 3:01am On Jan 10, 2018
Pls what of local scholarship scheme?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by Samhyme: 10:00am On Jan 04, 2018
Pls help me with the logical reasoning material
adeoye.samson2@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by Samhyme: 8:52pm On Nov 19, 2017
Physical examination and document verification........ What about the written exam or the physical examination involves that?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dufil Prima Foods Plc Calling Succesfull Candidates For Interview by Samhyme: 12:45pm On Sep 16, 2017
Pls is it worth giving a try?
How many processes involve?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dufil Prima Foods Plc Calling Succesfull Candidates For Interview by Samhyme: 12:44pm On Sep 16, 2017
Pls is it worth giving a try?
How many processes involved?
EducationGreatest Scientists In History...without Them, We Will Still Be In Stone Age by Samhyme(op): 10:02am On Jul 27, 2017
These men made life easy for everyone.....They are not chasing after money rather their goal was to impact the world positively even though their are lapses here and there, but the advantages of their research supersede the disadvantages.
The funny thing about this is that they are all connected. If you want to achieve greatness, connect to those who are on their way to greatness. Mediocrity is always and will forever remains number one enemy of success........

EducationRe: 2017/2018 Agip Oil And Gas Local And International Postgraduate Scholarship by Samhyme: 8:43pm On Jul 07, 2017
pls I applied for both local and foreign scholarship but I used awaiting result for the local scholarship, I hope I'm save?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Finally Opens Portal For FRESH Registration by Samhyme: 5:54pm On Jun 15, 2017
pls after I successfully registered my BVN, it took me to a page to fill my email and it wrote registration successful. But was waiting to take me to the next page, but refused and thus, I couldn't view my reference ID......What should I do?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by Samhyme: 4:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
Thanks
geodemainguy:
No, the ones you answered has automatically been received.
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by Samhyme: 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
guys who have done the test, I was timed out, so I couldn't submit my verbal section. pls does it mean that I will score zero in that section since I couldn't submit (I was timed out automatically)?
EducationRe: Unilorin 2017/2018 Postgraduate Aspirants Meet Here by Samhyme: 7:14pm On Apr 24, 2017
who has finished his/her registration?
EducationRe: Unilorin 2017/2018 Postgraduate Aspirants Meet Here by Samhyme: 5:22pm On Apr 22, 2017
I'm unable to fill my bio data form, it keeps saying error in data input, your email and phone number are invalid. pls what should I do because my email and phone number are valid. Also in the bio data form, one can't edit his/her email and phone number.
pls add me to the whatsap group: 08066777585
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 Total International Scholarship - TEPNG For Fresh Graduates by Samhyme: 10:25am On Mar 09, 2017
Thanks man.....Wishing us the best in the aptitude test.
who has idea of the duration of the test?
DMeanMan:
Samhyme I believe you're good to go. I don't think they will turn you back, not when your POP is in a couple of weeks.

....but guys, they just sent another mail to me now (making two). Does that mean I can take the test twice? shocked
Thanks man.....Wishing us the best in the aptitude test.
who has idea of the duration of the test?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 Total International Scholarship - TEPNG For Fresh Graduates by Samhyme: 1:02am On Mar 09, 2017
DMainMan:
Still remember the good old days when men were boys.

The exam was Paper-esque SHL Verbal and Numerical reasoning questions. We were also given transport fare depending on proximity of your home address. The more distant get larger tfare and vice versa.

The format could have changed now though.
I was shortlisted and invited for the aptitude test....but I'm a serving corp member preparing to round up April ( batch A). Can I go with my call up letter and id card?
Career5 College Degrees That Will Be Extinct In 20 Years by Samhyme(op): 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2017
Do you remember when futuristic movies would show a future full of
robots? Well, that future isn’t so far away. The robots are coming,
and they will take our jobs. The technological revolution we are in is
not stopping anytime soon, and automation is a huge part of its
growth. We have witnessed this change before, and that was the
Industrial Revolution. The solution was creating a more educated
workforce to handle more complex issues, and again our solution to
this issue lies in education. When choosing a college degree, it is
important to be cognizant of the changing world and its changing
demands. And so, I have found 5 college degrees that will be sure to
be obsolete with the advent of technology.

1. Accounting Degree
Basically, if Quickbooks can do it – you don’t really need your
accountant. More and more companies are coming up with ways to
do taxes online – from Turbo Tax to H & R Block. In house
accounting is only truly necessary for larger companies, and tax
accounting for most individuals can be done online directly. The
changing course of this career requires less number crunching and
more insight. A good alternative to this degree is finance, where you
can be more dynamic in your career.

2. Hospitality And Tourism Degree
You know those kiosks that you check in to at the airport? That is
the projected future of hotels. Majoring in hospitality and tourism is a
mistake, because most of that industry can easily be replaced by
technology. The need for hotel desk agents, travel agents, and more
are truly dwindling.

3. Paralegal Degree
most of the duties of a paralegal can easily be done by a computer
these days. Filing and research can easily be done online, and does
not require a human touch. Law itself can be replaced by technology,
so paralegal studies is the obvious first cut to the industry.

4. Broadcast Communications Degree
Broadcast is an ever changing field. The TV is no longer the main
news outlet, and a degree in broadcast communications focuses on
an outdated technology. Communication efforts are changing daily,
from Snapchat to Facebook – we get our news in a very different way
these days.

5. Pharmacy Degree
Your prescription can be filled by a robot. That is a simple idea to
grasp. More and more drugstores are turning to this idea of an
automatic pick up or drop off, and there is no real need for a
pharmacist in this world. Compounding is still relatively used, but as
big pharmaceuticals dominate the playing field – the need for
compounding will dwindle as well. Go big and become a doctor
instead, as this job is very replaceable.
RomanceSHOCKING!!! Man’s joystick Break During Sex, See How This Happened? by Samhyme(op): 12:39pm On Oct 13, 2016
A 59-year-old Vietnamese man has been rushed to hospital in agony after he got his pen!$ broken
during $ ex. When he got to the hospital in Ho Chi Minh City and he was asked what really went
wrong, he told doctors he heard a loud crack while making love to his partner. When examined,
doctors were shocked when they saw the damaged organ, which had clearly been snapped at the
point where it joined the man’s body. The organ had also changed from the normal skin colour to
bright purple, requiring urgent medical attention, the Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.
Dr Dung said the case was very rare, but occurred at full erect!0n. ‘Symptoms include a clear “crack”
that is accompanied by a sharp pain,’ he said. Dr Dung said this would be followed by purple
colouration and ongoing pain and discomfort. ‘Without timely surgery, the patient can suffer from a
deformed and curved penis and erectile dysfunction. The case of this 59-year-old patient is rare,
occurring only once out of a thousand cases of broken pen!$e$ recorded in medical literature.’ Hmnn,
nawa oh!

RomanceSee A Reply A Lady Got For Saying This (photo) by Samhyme(op): 9:14pm On Oct 08, 2016
Some ladies can be very funny....I think most of them do not understand that we are in buhari's era of change.

PoliticsNigeria At 56: How Did She Miss It? by Samhyme(op): 2:26pm On Oct 01, 2016
The history of Nigeria can be traced to prehistoric
settlers living in the area as early as 11,000 BC.
Numerous ancient African civilizations settled in the region that is today Nigeria. An example of one of
the civilizations that settles in Nigeria is the Nri Kingdom. Islam reached Nigeria through the Hausa
States during the 11th century. The Songhai Empire also occupied part of the region. Lagos was
captured by British forces in 1851 and formally annexed in 1861.
Nigeria became a British protectorate in 1901. Colonization lasted until 1960, when an independence
movement succeeded in gaining Nigeria its independence.
Nigeria first became a republic in 1963, but succumbed to military rule in 1966 after a bloody coup
d’état. A separatist movement later formed the Republic of Biafra in 1967, leading to the three-year
Nigerian Civil War. Nigeria became a republic once again after a new constitution was written in 1979.
However, the republic was short-lived, when the military led by Major General Muhammadu Buhari
seize again four years later. Buhari was overthrown and a new republic was founded in August 1993,
but was dissolved once again by General Sani Abacha in November that same year. Abacha died in
1998 and a fourth republic was later established the following year, ending three decades of
intermittent military rule.
The country rich in natural resources became poor due to mismanagement in monies; corruption took
over the country and it grew in the hearts of her leaders, they no longer value their products, but
products produced in other countries.
For Instance, cocoa; Nigeria is the fourth cocoa producing country in the world, but I can’t see how
they’ve used this agricultural produce to build the nation. I’m talking cocoa, what about oil?
Nigeria is one of the top 10 highest oil producing countries in Africa among others.
We are so blessed but have the leaders helped so far?
The current news in Nigeria is about recession, it’s probably the most used word on the street. The
market women, the taxi drivers, even the illiterates in the hinterlands have got wind of what’s going
on as analysts and government officials have been barraging previous governments, passing the bulk
of the blame to them.
It is impossible to overlook the clay-footed giant of Africa as its once vibrant economy slowly grinds
to a halt. With a population of over 170 million people, getting jobs in Nigeria was already tough
enough, a predicament that has been made more difficult by its over reliance on oil. Recently released
official statistics say youth unemployment increased to 24 per cent from 21.5 per cent.
An objective analysis will truly reveal that our present economic quagmire was not brought upon us
(solely, some might say) by the present regime; it is a culmination of decades of misrule and
visionless leadership.
That said, the present Government has been in power long enough (1 year and 4 months) to chart a
clear economic course for the country, but so far the country is still deeply enmeshed in its
problems.
What is the government’s socio-political ideology? What’s her stand on taxes? What’s the
government’s plan on spending? Does it favor a certain sector? Companies are shutting down, what
is the plan/incentive to convince businessmen to get back to work? WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PLAN? Is
there any? Are our leaders found in adopting a specific system? , Is there some sort of curse on the country?
Suffice it to say that what we see is an economic recession, but the real challenge is the leadership
recession.
Where did Nigeria miss it, how did she miss it, What can be done to correct these challenges?

HealthThings You Should Know About Cracking Your Knuckles by Samhyme(op): 6:22am On Sep 28, 2016
Have you ever wondered what causes that popping sound when you crack your knuckles? Ever
wondered why do people even crack their knuckles in the first place? You'd find this article very
educating.
If you’re a knuckle-cracker, you know how it goes: Sometimes you just don’t feel right until you pull,
bend, or push your fingers until they pop and you’re flooded with satisfaction. On the other hand, if
you’re not prone to cracking your knuckles, the urge might seem bizarre or even a little gross.
What causes that popping sound?
For decades, scientists have been trying to figure out what goes on physically to elicit that signature
popping noise. A recent study in PLOS ONE has cracked, so to speak, the code behind this weird
bodily function, revealing that the sound happens as a result of an air bubble that forms when a joint
is pulled apart. The process is technically called “tribonucleation,” or the quick separation of two
surfaces followed by a cavity formation, say the researchers in the study.
A team of University of Alberta researchers had a study participant place his fingers into a tubular
finger trap one at a time. A cable attached to the finger’s tip then slowly pulled until a knuckle
cracked.
The cracks were caught on MRI video so researchers could investigate what was going on, and each
happened in the space of one frame (a.k.a. in 310 milliseconds).
While research from 1971 suggested the popping sound was due to the collapse of pre-existing
bubbles in joints’ synovial fluid, this finding confirms a 1947 study that found it’s actually the
creation of bubbles in the synovial fluid that causes the noise. Think of synovial fluid as the
lubricant that exists between two joints. It’s necessary for proper joint and bone movement and
comfort.
The joint separates, a dark bubble appears in the intervening fluid, and then everything settles back
into place. Although the joint looks like it’s back to normal, it has to undergo a refractory period
before it can crack again. “The fluid takes time to refill and create the same dynamics it had before,”
says Michael Suk, M.D., chairman of the department of orthopedic surgery at Geisinger Health
System. “It’s like pouring oil through a very small hole in an hourglass—it takes time for it to fill up
again.”
Why do people even crack their knuckles in the first place?
“There’s both a mental and physical component,” says Suk. “From a mental standpoint, it’s almost a
nervous habit for some people, much like drumming their fingers or biting their nails. I think to some
degree, there’s a feeling associated with doing it as a mental stress reliever.”
Meanwhile, “from a physical standpoint, I think what this study shows is as you create space in the
knuckle, you’re decompressing the joint,” says Suk. “In many cases, that can result in greater fluid
movement in the joint itself, so your finger feels less constrained.”
Are some people just not capable of doing it?
Although it seems like some people can crack their knuckles without an issue and others can’t no
matter what, that’s likely not the case. “If we understand joints to be what they are, everyone has
the potential to crack their knuckles,” says Suk.
“The difference is that some people have a lower threshold of pressure for separating them, but
others require much more force to create the separation.” Don’t take that as license to apply a ton of
pressure just to hear the pop, though.
“There have been some reports that people can tear or stretch tendons based on how they crack
their knuckles,”says Suk. “Some people pull, while others bend their fingers. Depending on how
forcefully you do so, you can injure your hand.”

Christianity EtcYou Won't Believe Where This Ancient Ten Commandments Carving Was Found by Samhyme(op): 8:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
It is said to be the oldest known Ten Commandments written in Hebrew.
The controversial carving is located west of Los Lunas, New Mexico, at the bottom of what is called
the "Hidden Mountain."
The 80-ton boulder, which is still being called a "mystery stone," a "Phoenician Inscription Rock," or
"Mystery Rock," contains the text of the Ten Commandments written in ancient Paleo-Hebrew.
"This form of Hebrew writing was used for approximately one thousand years and fell into disuse
around 500 B.C.," explained Roni Segal, an academic adviser with eTeacher, an online language
academy.
According to Breaking Israel News, the boulder is so large it may have been in its present-day location
since the time of King Solomon.
"The more square-like Hebrew script used today came into common use after King Solomon's reign,"
Segal continued. "Since the writing on this stone is in Paleo-Hebrew script, archaeologists surmise
that this stone dates back to Biblical times."
Harvard scholar Robert Pfeiffer, an expert in Semitic languages, confirmed the Paleo-Hebrew script's
authenticity and translated the writings as the Ten Commandments, which include, "I am the Lord,
thy God, who brought you out of the land" and "Thou shalt have no other gods."
Some, like Kenneth Feder, professor of archaeology at Central Connecticut State University, are
saying that the stone is fake.
"The stone is almost certainly a fake" because it makes use of some modern Hebrew punctuation and
contains numerous stylistic and grammatical errors, he said.
Late professor and archaeologist Frank Hibben, who had a reputation for fabricating archaeological
data, was the first to bring up the stone in 1933. He said that he was first shown the Decalogue by a
guide who claims to have found it in the 1880s.
Due to the stone's enormous weight and years of not correctly deciphering the inscriptions, its
authenticity has never been proved by a laboratory.

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