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MrCork:
....Jerrry...see yor head like homebase Nigerian Guinea Fowl.....can u afford her? ..how?..do u realize she light skin?

..U berrrrra baaakof from one of ma woman,,Goat!!!! (no oofeinse)

Jeez! Mrcork! One of ur women?

What is this?

Lol... Na this guy wey be like (burnt offering) according to djeez abi wetin be him name, wan friend Farano?



I laf in Arabic

I have seen this post somewhere....

Excellent! If true


Our GEJ isn't clueless after all....


GEJ till Buhari goes back to sch

Bigpotato:
She got pregnant twice

MrCork:
....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!!

I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?

Bigpotato:
She ought to deliver by next month. I think I will just marry her.

Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove

Ladies in the house, abeg na how many days una dey use get belle now?

There was a scientist named Erwin Schrodinger who
put a cat in a box and you can not see the cat so the
cat is either dead or alive....

So op, your relationship is like this cat in the box, you can never know what's in it until you've tried/opened it.

Hope I made little sense

Na only one username I get for NL oooo

But seriously shey una no dey see the pics nii? Maybe u should switch to PC.... Some pics are not viewable on mobile

sexymoma:

The second pics is cool now.... The guy is so flexible.

But white men dey mad ooo

If them like make them go for 10yrs this time... I don't give a Bleep no more!

Wow! Lovely.... I can do it sha



I love the second one more

We have nothing to be afraid of!

That Certificateless man can never defeat Jonathan




Sai GEJ,

Geez! But I have been driving a Kia Rio since 1999 and am still typing

Massive attack? See igbos dey play victim oooo




Who insult reach Igbo for Africa?

That's our Future President!



GEJ till 2019


GMB 2032 after he must have acquired his certificates

wisefizz:
omo bururku.... badesh guy.... u kno even advice the OP...na toto u dey hustle for...........

Toh how I go do with my life now?

Man must nack

Say no to cheats......

Support GEJ for TRANSFORMATION

Op be honest, na which university u dey/finish from? I no fit let my pikin go there

Sai Jonathan... Haters can go and die

President Jonathan is a liar! A cheat and worse of all a clueless man.... What a combo



GMB 2015

Them no kill when thugs burn down somebody business yesterday

Them no show face during riot for oshodi

Useless fathead making noise here and there



In fact, GMB 2015.... The level on cluelessness in this country is just too high

Abeg which area is that? I for like move in

Joel3:
nigeria girls degrading and disgrasing this country since 1994. Giving this country bad name. That not a good stealing if she want to steal. Probably she doesn't like you @op.

After them go say our Universities are not ranked high in Africa

We are marching on to FP--------->

We need same in Nigeria....

We are under-populated

I will joke about breaking up

If na one troll for nairaland, she for don get 70 PM's

ibrews:
see as u dey gather likes for dis ya comment,omo I dey envy ur likes ooo

Them dey use nairaland likes collect money for bank?

7. He wants to get even

Bro propose Jare, we've got ya back!

If Yerima can do it, why shouldn't u?

Yeye dey smell