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Romance › Re: Nlanders, Pls What Should I Do Now? by Samiceman: 7:46pm On Feb 26, 2015

Run for ur life dear... That dude is on a mission

On a lighter note, wetin u drink b4 u fit beat ur teacher? I need the syrup pls.... This lecturers are really trying me patience

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Romance › Re: Guys, Will You Rock These Chest And Pacs Pads ? Ladies, Can You Allow Your Guy ? by Samiceman: 7:10pm On Feb 26, 2015

Nawa ooo

So everything done get fake?

Politics › Re: Jonathan Hosts His Old Classmates To A Dinner At The Presidential Villa (photos) by Samiceman: 7:08pm On Feb 26, 2015

How are we sure they are his old classmates?

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Romance › Re: If This Happens To You,what Will You Do(photo) by Samiceman: 3:56pm On Feb 26, 2015

Wake up a girl? God forbid! Olorun maje!

Romance › Re: Should I Confront Her Or Shut Up And Keep Bleeping Her by Samiceman: 3:43pm On Feb 26, 2015

[quote author=reminiscing post=31108368][/quote]Babe chill.... I was only trying to be sarcastic...

Btw, nobody takes online advise serious, and about karma, undecided

e never reach there sha

Thanks for the insult

Romance › Re: Advice Needed: I Gilted Her But A Week Today A Part Of Me Needs Her by Samiceman: 2:12pm On Feb 26, 2015

EDhims:
please ur candid advise is needed. I gilted my gf bcus we've been having series of quarrels since January . I finally gilted her last week for some reasons
1. she keeps confronting me wen she ever she sees me online( d only tin dat keeps me going since am serving a in an interior villa)
2. wen I call her she sounds strange to me
3. I learnt from her own confidant that she's going out with someone since av been away ( she confirmed that wen we had d brk up).
days after she keeps firing words on me via whatsapp and I didn't replied one.
Now, just last night she called me without altering a word den I dropped d call and called back only for her to say it was a mistake. honestly since yesterday am now beginning to feel I should get her back yet am scared not to waste my time if things wont work out.
[b]I'm in dare need of advice [/b]from mature minds

Evidence of Nigeria's failed educational system

U sure say u be 'corper'?

Romance › Re: Ladies Who Would You Choose From These Men? by Samiceman: 12:34pm On Feb 26, 2015

Mhizizzy:
I hate machos......dey scare me.....I prefer sweet nd soft nd funny..tall...lil bit fair nd very handsome Guy..

Hmmm I fit that description....

Romance › Re: Caught In The ACT! by Samiceman: 10:47am On Feb 26, 2015

p2t2r:
. Dude seriously? Is it every time someone will have a message What kind of boring life do you even lead?

Romance › Re: Things You Shouldn't Do On A First Date by Samiceman: 10:15am On Feb 26, 2015

Romance › Re: She Wants A Domesticated Guy,what Do You Guys Think? by Samiceman: 10:13am On Feb 26, 2015

So op, what do u want us to do? Its not like she's going to see this post and act on it

And we don't gossip here on NL

Romance › Re: Caught In The ACT! by Samiceman: 9:32am On Feb 26, 2015

And Your message is?

Romance › Re: A Rich Yoruba Guy Is Chasing Me by Samiceman: 8:25am On Feb 26, 2015

dovelike:
Yoruba?

What is the meaning of this?

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Romance › Re: Should I Confront Her Or Shut Up And Keep Bleeping Her by Samiceman: 8:10am On Feb 26, 2015

Bleep on bro.... I dey ur back

Dump her when ur done

Give me her contact when dumping her

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Romance › Re: Please Help I Am Not Ugly But No Girl Loves Me, by Samiceman: 7:51am On Feb 26, 2015

jahbiz:
call this number 08065822713 her name is Mygrandma. Everything has been perfected. Good luck

Haba bro u harsh oooo, what are friends for?

Your Grandma? undecided

Romance › Re: Please Help I Am Not Ugly But No Girl Loves Me, by Samiceman: 7:07pm On Feb 25, 2015

jahbiz:
Op i can deduce from your pix that you are an introvert and you look more like a "gate boy" . sorry i have to use those words.
U've got to Mingle, open your mouth and be a man.
I can arrange a woman 4 you to start with if you don't mind...

pls do..... I don't mind

Romance › Re: Top 5 Romancelanders, Male And Females (must View) by Samiceman: 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2015

Omo Ale Jatijati

Romance › Re: Which One Do U Prefer In A relationship by Samiceman: 2:03pm On Feb 25, 2015

Chai!

Romance › Re: Need Advice Urgently. by Samiceman: 2:00pm On Feb 25, 2015

Glo4issy:
will just be mute about that,its her life and I guess she now feels she is mature small girls of nowadays amaze me.

Give me her contact.... Lemme help u

At least am not up to 27

Romance › Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Samiceman: 1:58pm On Feb 25, 2015

Midehi:
very funny

Romance › Re: Photo: Will You Accept This Gift? by Samiceman: 1:57pm On Feb 25, 2015

funmilayo32:
that cake is full of poison, believe me.

Romance › Re: Photo: Will You Accept This Gift? by Samiceman: 1:48pm On Feb 25, 2015

funmilayo32:
Holy ghost fire, I won't touch it.

Wetin bring holy ghost fire come now? undecided

The cake is baked already.... More fire go just spoil am

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Romance › Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Samiceman: 1:28pm On Feb 25, 2015

Midehi:
so its only sex you gain in relationship abi

Lol... What else is there? I don hear 'I love you' tire

We need to act it

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Romance › Re: GUYS ONLY: Build Your Ideal Woman. by Samiceman: 3:22am On Feb 25, 2015

Pretty

Can cook

Smart

Romance › Re: Can A Lady Force Her Boyfriend To Have Sex With Her? by Samiceman: 3:17am On Feb 25, 2015

Hahahah I laugh in Mandarin.....

That guy's Dickson is not working Jare... Nawa ooo, why is it that am never lucky with a girl? undecided

Chai! If my girlfriend beg me for sex, I go dey feel like KING KONG

But sha she done tear eyes.... Quite unfortunate

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Romance › Re: . by Samiceman: 6:28pm On Feb 24, 2015

Nawa ooo..... It won't cost you anything to write in English.... Must u abbreviate everything? Abi NL don dey charge for long articles nii?

I can barely read what you wrote up there, are you sure your Boyfriend didn't leave because of the way you write? I know I can * No Kidding*

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by Samiceman: 4:08pm On Feb 24, 2015

Nawa for NL oooo

Abeg wetin do the word "tu.sh" ?? Y Dem censor am?

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by Samiceman: 4:06pm On Feb 24, 2015

Onyiclassic:

PunkyBrewster:
OMG! Gross! Who does that? Yuck.

Babygal4eva:
That's just disgusting. Where do you NL men meet all these girls/women kwa

See them forming holy online.....

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Health › Re: 21 Million Nigerians Have Mental Problems – Expert by Samiceman: 10:58pm On Feb 23, 2015

pseoas:
ipohjnb

Here is an example undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missjenna by Samiceman: 9:23pm On Feb 23, 2015

Twaci:
This turn-down is epic. Wish the same had happened in the first two I had seen earlier. This yeye thread wouldn't av followed up.

Oh well, guy, go buy selotape glue ur shattered heart.

WICKED!

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