₦airaland Forum

mrbyron:
Your mother in law tells you she will take your child and tell her son to chase you away if you give her a grandson. With all you education and exposure, how did you believe she can do that so easily. I just think you are generally put off with having a child and any slight deterrent will encourage you carry on.

sexaddict08:
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ALKARULEZZ:
10. ABUJA
Based on based ehn, dis na d capital of Naija as all of ona know. The softness wey dey ooze for this coast na highest for the full country. The softness don real attract crowd from different holes come assemble for this arena.. The crowd nor get choice but to settle for pidgin make adagba nor for hang bulb-wire in the long-run.

9. ANAMBRA
Still on still ehn, this state still get small levo unto the pidgin spirit based on say na jur river share am from the capital of Delta state.. dat na wetin white men dey call "clash of culture"..

8. KOGI
O Bob! This state nor suppose sight road enter this list sha.. but still on the clash of culture things, most strong men here dey ball in Edo state steady unto one or two tiings based on say places like Auchi, Okpella etc nor too give Kogi state yard..

7. CROSS RIVER
Calabar people sha.. Their pidgin dey sound like Chinese dat year sha, but some kind Urhobo boys don hustle enter there come give their girls belleh finish.. this belleh-giving nai make new generation calabar children dey tear pidgin like Sapele agbero these days.. Pikin must resemble papa unto one or two tinz na.

6. LAGOS
Ma first hail some kind lost souls for this yard before I fire down.. Men like RMD, Basorge-Tariah, Ali Baba and other staunch wey abandon us go that way.. I jur like let ona know say nor be so o.. Cow wey smart go America go come back as cornbeef one day sha..
Still on still ehn, this state kari-get population from different parts of the country.. But we all know say dia pidgin melting pot dey Ajegunle where Area borku yakata.. Still on the hustle, AJ boys turn musicians o.. all we slangs for Area na dem pack full dia music.....and ona know say music dey kari-spread.. slangs spread so tey market women dey chew dem like gum based on say nor be everybody fit speak Yoruba na.. so d pidgin jur serve as dia lingua franca for dah way.... example of dose slangs wey dem thief na "Who You Help" wey Olamide thief from Shuun Bebe...

5. AKWA-IBOM
No doubt, militants don teach these people pidgin finish based on the oyel tinz.. dem try!


Down to the big four

4. RIVERS
This na one gallant South-South state wey jur gather people from different tribes like Tower of Babel.. Oil industries borku for this state and even omormor know say business must full anywhere oil industries gallant put. These people of different tribes based on say dem nor get unified language come dive pidgin make quarrel for nor too dey sup unto business tidings.

3. BAYELSA
Ijaw full this state nor be small.. Naturally their lingua franca suppose be Ijaw, but based on say d state near Delta anyhow, dem jur gat copy dia elder brother (Delta) main language make e for nor loss..

2. EDO
Oba a to pe'e.. Before 1991, this state dey conjoined with Delta state.. dem regard dem as one den (Bendel).. This state nor be number one for this list based on say some kind villages there near Yoruba states like Ondo and Ekiti.... This kari-near don weaken dia pigin anyhow.. na jur Benin come get level unto the lingua..

1. DELTA
Area!! 12 Kpokos for all the Nairaland Waffarians.. Any Effurun pesin here? Abeg signify make men observe ur kpai number..
Dem nor dey drag seat with Oba o..... The full state gallant for d pidgin level sha.. from Warri/Effurun to Sapele, Ughelli, Abraka, Oghara, Osubi, Asaba, Agbarho etc.. Area! ona too much abeg.. I throw backy give all of ona. Dem say overfamiliarity nai nor dey make man chop house rat..

Fly go gather any kporkpise wey like smart for this thread..

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samigben:
On Wednesday 4th of April 2018 I was called vie Phone by a Customer Care personal form Warri District Office, thereafter We meet at He inquired Concerning the email I send to Head Office which after Due investigation and He Said that I should come to the District Office by 1pm on that Day.
I went there about 2pm, he then introduce me to another Customer Care Personal who interrogated me and I give him the details of the Problem, he then show me to the Branch Manager which said has far the Matter has gone to Head office We should Settle the issue and both parties will be happy and He (Branch Manager) excuse us for other assignment.
The Customer Care Personal now said that I should put it into writing concerning the Issue which I did to Him.
After a while he now called a colleague of his and said that from the Inquiry he got from me I was Disconnected from Power June 2016 and my last payment was July 2016 and he then have a discussion on with his Colleague and said I can’t have pre-paid Meter for now due to was on ground and I will paid One Hundred and Sixty Thousand Naira (#160,000) to Offset the Analogue Meter Due to Old age and Apply for Pre-Paid Meter.
But I said that I could only Afford Paid One Hundred Naira for both Offsetting of the Meter and Applying for Pre-paid, He Declined.
For Past 3years now the said Flat is not Having Power.
Even up till i don't have power and nothing is been done by the authority.

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