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TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 4:24am On Mar 08
Mainroster was supposed to be her big break after how HBK fumbled her in NXT.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 4:12am On Mar 08
Tomato Champs debuts on AEW.
Wins then loses the TNT belt in less than two weeks.
Loses to a bland lowcarder like Danny Garcia.
Re-enacts the betrayal angle he did in NXT 9 years ago with Mark Briscoe.
I hope that AEW paycheck was worth it grin.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 7:35pm On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
I can't shout.
They had Sami questioning why Cody gets to have a title match after losing at the elimination chamber. Since 2024 only Cena and Drew have interrupted Cody's lengthy reigns.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m):
ValeeLove:
I get it that people thought highly of gimmicks, but did they expect that to draw a cent? Vince sha.
I never understood their gimmick as a kid, was angry when they won the tag belts from Eddie and Chavo. They were dead on arrival with that gimmick, no wonder Cornette was pissed.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 5:16pm On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
Nooooooooo!!!!
Mercedes loses her title to Persephone, who will grace dynamite with her "body" of work.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 5:07pm On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
even though Gargano is squashed in a millisecond you'd say the same thing.
The way you feel about Jade is how CoolUsername feels about Gargano.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 12:00pm On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
but WWE has told the worst stories sha. Never knew this existed.
The Basham brothers.
They were Cornette top face and heel engaging in a bitter feud in OVW.
Main roster called them up as a tag team in 2003, gave them a BDSM gimmick with Shaniqua as their Dominatrix manager.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 11:27am On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
I can't shout o.
Cody must finish his story. Next year, he will drag Undertaker from retirement to finish the story of wrestling him at mania.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 11:18am On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
" I will break you like a stick. You're angry I called you a dog? Well that's what you are. Your ugly @ss looks like a dog, you sniff around for attention like a dog, you'd return to your ex crap, like a dog. And just like I said - I'm not you, I'm no dog - I'm just that bîtch."

Anything besides a muscle fetish.
Did Sir just write a dominatrix promo for Shaniqua? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:52am On Mar 07
CoolUsername:
Do it, TK!
It won't be as terrible as Moxley's last reign.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 2:18am On Mar 07
ValeeLove:
Samistry why?😂

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 1:56pm On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
it won't. Experiment it, watch a wrestling match where you feel is less choreographed with 2 veterans or good wrestlers working it - forget about stories and gimmicks at that period - you'll realize what actually matters in wrestling. The reason we look for every other thing is because we don't enjoy the matches anymore.
I watched Swerve Vs Ospreay on Dynamite, it ended in a draw, so I felt only the ending was scripted or planned. The rest felt it was on the fly. I enjoyed that match. Immediately the Young Bucks came in to continue their storyline, the whole "professional atmosphere" collapsed.
Lol... I don't think there's any style of wrestling that CoolUsername hasn't seen, even the ones you try to claim is serious and no gimmicks.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 12:18pm On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
yes it's fake. It should be. But it's more real than what we have now and it's the right balance for a sport-entertainment show. Because the issue now is that the gimmicks (thank God they're going out of use), storylines and choreography makes for there to be more entertainment than sport. Even worse, it changes; some matches don't have stories, some do; some wrestlers don't have gimmicks, some do, some matches are barely choreographed, some heavily; and the fans are made bear the weight alongside the confusion it beings varying from time to time, from company to company, from wrestler to wrestler. The resultant effect is a constant back and forth on a daily basis between promoter to promoter, promoter to fan and fan to fan. Let's not even talk about how the external onlookers mock the business and it's fans. We're defending the product everyday and every other day from the same arguments that never seem to stop. But there's money, unfortunately we can't say the same about the legitimacy of the business. There isn't one sport and different styles, there's one sport and only one style and that's what I have presented.
I get where you're coming from but this proposal still leaves us with serious people engaging in simulated combat with a fixed winner.
Anything worked/pretend fight isn't going to get the acceptance of real combat.
Casuals will be like "why is this combatant not having cuts and bruises if the moves are real?"

It's not a sport until the moves are real and the winner isn't one determined by backstage forces. It can't work, not In this age of social media leaks and backstage scoops.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 11:45am On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
go watch him in Bloodsport.
Bloodsport is scripted. They still playfight with a predetermined winner at the end of the day. Let them go all out as I said. Anybody wey injure will heal and back stronger grin
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 11:43am On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
it can work. Wrestling is a work, meaning you don't go out there and beat people for real. But halfway you're supposed to feel the effect. The judges are not judges that appear on TV To rate a match, they rate the matches after the matches are over by watching the tapes. They perform the job of the booker essentially to decide who goes over or not. The better performer (in athletism and in acting) gets rated higher; that way it feels like a sport while still being entertainment. This is how wrestling should be.
So a bunch of people determine who should win matches. How is it different from what we have? It's still scripted (fake) at the end of the day. Let them go out for real like MMA or amateur Olympic wresting.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 9:28am On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
e go still fail. Storylines don't work. Wrestling companies need judges not story tellers.
No half baked measures.
You can't present Moxley as a tough hardened martial artist, only for him to get choked out in jiu jutsu tournaments by randos. Go full brawl for all, no predetermined winners. Go full inokism(nevemind it almost killed NJPW)
Let the best wrestler or fighter win the belt.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 5:05am On Mar 06
ValeeLove:
Reports coming in says that the 'D' 'O' double 'G' has been released. DX is back to 2 I guess.
Good news
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by samistry(m): 7:17pm On Mar 05
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 4:24pm On Mar 05
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 4:20pm On Mar 05
ValeeLove:
midcard ba? Jade doesn't even belong in the business.
Midcard 444 4life grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by samistry(m): 1:56pm On Mar 05
pu7pl3:
I definitely don't like how grounded it feels and looks.
See as the lantern resemble bushbaby own undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m):
ValeeLove:
Ehen. If they can debut Jade straight to the main roster then you're not out of place to demand same.
You really do think about her every day😏.
WWE saw jade as a maineventer based on her presentation on AEW.
This guy na NXT/ midcard level.
Person wey no make any impact as bullet club leader. Gabe kidd, his lieutenant was outshining him.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 10:28am On Mar 05
CoolUsername:
Body pillow for $200 is crazy when I can go on Temu and order an Albedo dakimakura for less than 40,000 naira

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 9:08am On Mar 05
ValeeLove:
And there still want to take the belt from him this Friday. I can't shout o.
Cody must finish his story by wrestling Randy at Mania (nevermind they had a triple threat match with that welfare fraudster at mania 26).
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 9:05am On Mar 05
ValeeLove:
there's nothing wrong with body pillow and text service.
You broke your principles for 5star matches cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:47am On Mar 05
Can you still defend her now? Valee.
She dey sell body pillow, she dey sell text service, she dey sell....

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:44am On Mar 05
ValeeLove:
when a company makes you big and popular and gives you an opportunity they'd give no one else (especially when you didn't deserve it) the least you can do is to put some other people over and create other feuds that will elevate every other person before leaving. Pay some dues. She wasn't a company woman if you ask me. She even said she hated the name Mariah and loves the one she was forced to have, lol.
What caused her depression, too much spotlight?
How can she hate Mariah when it's her real name?
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:19am On Mar 05
Valee wetin be this grin
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:18am On Mar 05
Okada(barely defends international belt) and Fletcher are singles champs but Tony Khan add them trios title undecided.
Meanwhile, Hechichero and Josh Alexander have nothing.

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 7:54am On Mar 05
Roster no get space, you still dey sign more.
Don't ask me what Fulham fans accuse Tony Khan of doing to dogs undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 7:43am On Mar 05
ValeeLove:
I wasn't watching wrestling in 2023. When I began watching again, Mariah May had already come and gone (I watched her last match). I had to go back to see what I missed. She was there for a cup of coffee and was rewarded with a world title. Now I feel she didn't earn it, but what's even more disturbing is how quickly she left for her 'dream job'. Samistry, what was that? Isn't it awkward how quickly she left without even trying to elevate the company that gave her a one in a million chance? Am I missing something?
When AEW signed her on a two year contract in 2023, I don't think they envisaged how big the feud with Toni would be. That was the biggest thing in their women's division at that time. After she won the title, her reign seemed to dragged and was uneventful until Toni Storm came back to reignite the feud.

Mariah said at the point of her being champion, she was depressed and wanted to leave the company 🤷.
Tony Khan tried to get her to sign an extension before the contract ran out in 2025 but she declined before dropping the title back to Toni Storm.

I'm sure WWE was already poaching her at this point, licking their lips at getting another one , Tony Khan had built up.

What elevation how you looking for again? Didn't she give you the Hollywood ending match before leaving? The sickos were buzzing about that one.
TV/Movies › Re: Purpl3's WWE (and Pro-wrestling in general) Discussion And Banter House by samistry(m): 8:05pm On Mar 04
ValeeLove:
until my dream is seen pro-wrestling will continue to be a clutter.
Man thinks he's MLK of pro-wrestling 🙄

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