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GTB Charging NGN307.2820512820513 to $1 today.
Just tried it

@D1O
I'm down for this.. I will certainly take your £425 for One Naira.
Can we do 100 thousand naira worth please? Let me know

D1O:
Hi Guys,

Looking to transfer Pound sterling to naija pronto. Any takers?

Today's rate, GBP 425 = NGN 1.00.

Let me know if interested and how much.

Cheers!

Any one hit wonder list that doesn't include Kas - Fimile is dodgy

Hello..
Where is this car located?
I am interested but need to know its still available b4 i make an offer

Cheers

@ Fhemmmy
How much to land a 2010/11 Lexus RX and a 2008/09/10 Acura Mdx
& does "land" include clearing and delivery/pickup?

@NairaQuest All you have said in layman's terms is that Interest is obtained upfront
My account is debited 90k for a 100k TB investment; I get 100k after 1 year but I can spend the 10k immediately not waiting 1 year;
I don't need to speak Accounting to see that I have access to my supposed 10k interest at the beginning of my tenor;
Only caveat is that there still needs to be 100k in the cash account instead of 90k when it is being debited initially (or in your accounting-speak being credited)

NairaQuest:
If that is how you guys treat it in Nigeria, then you are not following international Accounting Standards.
Treasury bills are issued at discount and redeemed at par. This means that if you buy a 100,000 TBill with a yield of 10%, you will pay 90,000 on settlement day but on maturity you will receive 100,000
That does not constitute up front interest payment. According to International Accounting Standards Board, the IFRS treatment is that you Debit Investment Account with 90,000 and credit Cash with 90,000 when you purchase the TBill but on maturity you credit Investment Account with 90,000, credit Interest Income with 10,000 and Debit cash with 100,000. This means that interest on a TBill is reported when sold or at maturity whichever comes first but not on an accrual basis.


If this is not what is done in Nigeria, then ICAN needs to change the accounting principles

Well..

Girl's first response might be to say "Serves him right" but really what dumb rapist will stick his johnson in his victim's mouth.
That must be a pretty stupid idiotic Rapist

On the other hand there must have been a "rush of blood to her head" and she bit it off as an act of revenge for something he did to her in the past. Then she starts screaming Rape Rape for some sympathy.

If he was a Rapist then.. No comment from me..
If he wasn't.. then.. It's just.. sigh!!

I think I'll stay away from BJs entirely.. Better safe than prick-less

I just got debited for the last TB.
Bought using GTB
From the debit and what is left in my account; it looks like I got a rate of 13.15% for 182days
Of course they charged 300naira transfer fee and then some Custodian fee.

With the fees it comes up to about 13.1%
Not too shabby but not exactly the 13.849% quoted by CBN

Looking at the successful bids I should have just done 365 days for over 15%.
I actually wanted to do 365 but switched because of some of the things written here

Acidosis: jesus...

are a jaundice patient ?

lool! joker..

Take it easy with me.. Insult, but keep it PG13 & below the belt

Guk: The interesting thing is that i did not get any internet plan. All i did was to take an old MTN sim of mine to MTN office, they cut it into a Microsim for me, i popped it into the Z10, registered my email address that i use on my old BB and used the command Switch Device and all my contacts and mails were moved over seamlessly. I did not need to do a new subscription on d new BB and i am receiving emails on both BBs at the same time. Dont understand it though

@Gok. Does this mean that you can browse with that sim on any phone now? does your old MTN sim have BIS activated?
Point is, if the sim has internet access on it, it will work with the BB10.

looking at the mtn tarrifs for BB10, it is no different from the older BBs.
Obviously u can browse for longer with the older BBs so you might end up spending more money to own the new BB (if you browse a lot)

The new BB doesn't use BIS
It's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time

Good:
You don't pay for the monthly BIS plan to get BBM

Bad:
BIS uses some sort of compression technology to ensure minimum bandwidth usage. This is advantageous in Nigeria where u get meagre download allowance for each month.

Basically, if you do a lot (i mean a looot) of browsing on BB, it might be cheaper to stick with the older models
For the new BB, Just pop in any sim, get an internet plan and you will have access to the BBM and other BB services on BB10 with no need for the additional BIS monthly thing

hope this helps

Dont even let me start with Mase
Mr Mason Bertha

After Pdiddy sucked him dry he became a pastor. Heard diddy was taking like 70% of Mase's proceeds
Guy turn pastor by force without even finishing his album commitments.

Please leave Eminem alone.
At least he is not two faced like the ones who CLAIM to be born again

Besides is still jusr Rumors. No major sites are carrying the story yet

dj5naira: You've got taste!!

Yea.. If he'll be working out with a matchstick

Breaking Benjamin?? Nickelback? For working out? Seriously??

U need great songs? Here.
I promise you, you'll have 36pack abs if you work out with these ones

Sun Doobie - Slaughterhouse
Lift off - JayZ & Kanye West
Sweet Dreams - Beyonce
Break Ya Neck - Busta Rhymes
Flap your wings - Nelly
Birthday Dress - Lil Play ft Matthew Koma
Stryderman - Tinchy Stryder
Money make me Come - Rick Ross
B.M.F. - Rick Ross (Great 4 lifting weights; belee that)
Don't you Ever - DMX
Ima Boss - Meek Mill ft Rick Ross
All of the Lights - Kanye West
Hey Papi - JayZ (Very Difficult song to find)
Ballin - Young Jeezy ft Lil Wayne

And the greatest ever song for working out..
John - Lil Wayne & Rick Ross

Thank me later.. No..
Thank me Now

@ Richfella

Seems like you have a lil too much to say about 1 - 4 and almost nothing about the rest.
ogugua88 might not 'suck on it' properly?? I give up
funniest thing ive read all week.

p.s. You view of shollypopz; Many people could be keyboard warriors but really timid and soft inside.

Easy answer
All of the above..
There u have it

xplicit_me: :oplease help.... Dyt na contestant tooo?

Na so we see am..
Something to do with beauty within (like that shows in a picture)
or maybe she knows the OP
or maybe that's not her real picture

davidylan: This thread has solidified something for me... given a chance, most African men would always prefer the light skinned female anyday.

Soo sooo soo truuueee.
Looks like a landslide victory for chillax
Whrz d luv for T-luv? or Sabrinanene...

tbf.. My choice was light-skinned as well
So i am also guilty

wow!!
I actually thought Shollypopz and Achukwunet would walk this.
Maybe I am partially blind..
No offence to Chillaz but I think it's cheating you covering your hair; who knows if you're bald..

Who is FAB??
The guy sitting with his wife just below Uche Jumbo's picture
FAB? Never heard of him

Congratulations on your appointmnet.