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HealthRe: Girl Rush To Hospital With Iron Hook In Her Eye (see Photos) by sammychimex(m): 5:41am On Apr 29, 2020
tyup:
we can't seem to thank God enough....our near death experiences are way to much

the one that myself would never forget was lying my back on a naked wire then at school when there was light fr about 5min only fr my brain to boot that there was light I had to jump I later thought it was faulty not until a guy next room mistakenly touch it omo see eletrocution that took up to a litre blood shocked
God is truly awesome. When you think of such incidents you just know he has you covered
HealthRe: Girl Rush To Hospital With Iron Hook In Her Eye (see Photos) by sammychimex(m): 9:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
tyup:
I swear to God mehn....makes me remember how my Uncle luckily n unknowingly waived a police bullet that scattered his car head rest

it still shock him till today
Wow, myself I remember where growing up in Abuja I had gone to fetch water with my kid bro at a nearby borehole, I just suddenly moved a bit next thing someone just ran past me a police man chasing him just opened fire at exactly the same spot I just left.

Oya police wetin happened to said the guy was accused of trying to rape a lady. That was why he decided to open fire in the direction of almost 15 people. That's just one of my near death experience.
PoliticsRe: Palliative Gone Wrong, Benue SEMA Recieve Over 256 Rotten Bag Of Bean From FG by sammychimex(m): 7:25pm On Apr 28, 2020
This govt has no shame. I wonder how those people still supporting theirs govt get the strength. Honestly
HealthRe: Girl Rush To Hospital With Iron Hook In Her Eye (see Photos) by sammychimex(m): 7:15pm On Apr 28, 2020
Mehn that was close.sometimes you need to ask certain questions.

What happened that could have led to the hook even coming in contact with her eyes

How come nothing was damaged?


How did the hook avoid the eye ball and only affected the eye lids?

Something's aren't just coincidence, you have to agree that there is an unseen force that helps to keep us safe.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Testing Resumes In Kano by sammychimex(m): 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2020
Muric
HealthRe: COVID-19: Countries With More Than 80% Recovery by sammychimex(m): 1:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
Discombulator:
Its going to get worse but not to the level of the Americans,we're far ahead of them in managi this ,not because we have equipments or anything but we have some laws put in place that has minimize the spread,Americans are dumb lots they don't listen that is why they won't dying.
I pray it doesn't, because with the top notch health system they have and are still being overwhelmed..... I fear for Nigeria oh. They say death we kill alhaji if e catch alamagiri na only God knows wetin em go do am.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Countries With More Than 80% Recovery by sammychimex(m): 1:07pm On Apr 28, 2020
This is the most fearful part about Nigeria ant covid-19 cases.tge recovery rate is still less than 30%. I pray it doesn't turn to what is going on in the US.
The worst is yet to come if the govt chooses to relax the lock down in Lagos ogun and fct. Simply because they are running away from the obvious which is to take care of the masses, now they have a rear opportunity to show goodwil to the people who voted them but no they will rather loot the monies and risk a full blown pandemic in the country than to man up and take responsibility.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: NCDC Accredits Two Testing Labs In Ogun And Lagos by sammychimex(m): 12:52pm On Apr 28, 2020
Wickedfact:
2 weeks ago.


You are a curse to the North and the Fulanis. You were saying Coronavirus is a lie until it started killing fellow northerners , now you are blaming others for your stupidity.

Kano should sort itself out. Kaduna isn't waiting on anyone, Borno is not. If you fools in Kano decide to kill yourselves, so be it. When the NCDC was warning people, you were among the fools saying it's a lie. Now, you are crying like a cow in labour.
God bless you. That lady's hypocrisy is legendary and can only be topped by our pretentious PMB.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by sammychimex(m): 10:04am On Apr 28, 2020
FrLukas:
Sorry, but I don't trust any pastor.
Ok. We have heard. Notice me people.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by sammychimex(m): 10:02am On Apr 28, 2020
Happy birthday D Pee, Dominion city laid a very good foundation for me. I will always be proud of having been associated with DC. God bless you and more grace sir.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Announces The Total Lock Down Of Some Parts Of Port Harcourt. by sammychimex(m): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
donbachi:
dat guy no get one single plan.
He thinks every problem is solved through the use of force. I doubt he has ever engaged his brain in handling this covid-19 issue.

Well they say that if the only tool you have is a hammer every problem will look like a nail.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Announces The Total Lock Down Of Some Parts Of Port Harcourt. by sammychimex(m): 6:55pm On Apr 27, 2020
Can someone tell wike that everything no be gragra. Calm down and bring up workable measures that suits everyone otherwise your words and threats will soon loose value.
HealthRe: My Cousin Is 18 Years Old And Hasn't Started Menstruation by sammychimex(m): 6:49pm On Apr 27, 2020
Your cousin must be a weirdo
HealthRe: 72 Nigerians Tested Positive For Coronavirus In Guangzhou - China Writes FG by sammychimex(m): 8:56pm On Apr 24, 2020
Staro:



I don't trust China

Did they attach names of Nigerians
that tested positive ?


Are u seriously saying they should attach bane's of infected people? Mehn u are wonderful continue.







CrimeRe: Niger State Mobile Court On Covid19 Slams Eight Persons by sammychimex(m): 10:27pm On Apr 21, 2020
paulolee:
no probs ma gee...we good...enjoy d nite
You too bro
PoliticsRe: Adamu Adamu To Replace Abba Kyari As Buhari’s Chief Of Staff - Sahara Reporters by sammychimex(m): 10:15pm On Apr 21, 2020
sammyj:
huh tongue Hope he won't be worse than his predecessor otherwise Coro will help us finish what it has started!! lipsrsealed
Expect more terrible speeches from buhari. This man once said he is the one that actually writes the president's speeches.
CrimeRe: Niger State Mobile Court On Covid19 Slams Eight Persons by sammychimex(m): 10:04pm On Apr 21, 2020
paulolee:
u can pass ur mssg without insults..me n u kno say u cnt say dt to me if we meet 4 real...lets b civilzed pls..try n avoid my comments
Sorry for coming out insultive.
CrimeRe: Niger State Mobile Court On Covid19 Slams Eight Persons by sammychimex(m): 8:53pm On Apr 21, 2020
paulolee:
them no go still hear na..na huger virus de chase man komot from ous enter road go find food...hunger virus worst pass corona na....wait o..e b lyk say i see 2k fine..dts fair sha bt e still get peps wey go spend dt prison sentence bcoz dm no get 2k for bail....poverty n hunger too plenty for dis country n the worst pass be say na we get church pass n na we pray n carry religion for head pass...2 tinz ar involved..iz it dt we ar doing tinz wrongly or d religion itself is a scamhuh...wat do i kno..
What concerns church with the fact that govt is not doing what they should do? Or is it pastor that asked you to stay at home without considering how you will survive without any means of likely hood? Don't face the govt you voted for. be fooling around thinking you are making sense
HealthRe: Covid 19: Those Praising Abba Kyari Are Nigeria's Problem- Sahara Reporters by sammychimex(m): 6:24am On Apr 21, 2020
Felixamos:
Bless you
Bless you too
TravelRe: Coronavirus: FG Extends Airport Closure By Two Weeks by sammychimex(m): 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2020
Ok we hear
HealthRe: Covid 19: Those Praising Abba Kyari Are Nigeria's Problem- Sahara Reporters by sammychimex(m): 5:01pm On Apr 20, 2020
God knows I haven't and will never say or type rip in any matter related to Abba kyaris. He was a major part of Nigeria's problem since 2015.
CrimeRe: Protesters Burn Patrol Vans, Barracks As Drunken Policeman Kills Resident by sammychimex(m): 8:20am On Apr 19, 2020
At the end of this covid-19 we may see more casuaties of security agents than covid-19 deaths.
CrimeRe: Police Officers On Viral Video Flogging A Lady Have Been Arrested Their Orderly by sammychimex(m): 10:36pm On Apr 18, 2020
Very good. We need more examples or should I say scape goats.





Better still after the orderly room trials send them to us, let us flog them back so they can also taste what they were dishing out so easily as if it's what they were paid for.
HealthRe: 35 New Cases Confirmed Making A Total Of 442 Coronavirus Case by sammychimex(m): 10:30pm On Apr 16, 2020
Oh I was thinking Ncdc would t give us update today
RomanceRe: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by sammychimex(m): 7:44pm On Apr 16, 2020
specialbabe:
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RomanceRe: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by sammychimex(m): 5:28pm On Apr 16, 2020
sighting:
I do masturbate once or twice in a month but I don't take drugs
Oga just relax take your time and do your do, stimulate each other's body well. You go dey alright last last. There is nothing inside the hole that bites.
RomanceRe: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by sammychimex(m): 5:19pm On Apr 16, 2020
[quote author=sighting post=88514641]please help me I'm losing my mind [/quote


Do you masturbate or are you into drugs? This could be a contributing factor
RomanceRe: I'm Having A Serious Sexual Problem by sammychimex(m): 5:15pm On Apr 16, 2020
Is your acute sexual anxiety covid-19 related? If not, We are prioritizing right now. We will deal with your sexual fantasy/anxiety later.


WE ARE ONLY OPEN TO COVID-19 CASES ONLY.
HealthRe: Ebola Has Returned As Congo Records 3 New Cases Of The Deadly Virus by sammychimex(m): 11:03am On Apr 16, 2020
CodeTemplar:
Lol... This can't be it o.
Just imagine adding Ebola outbreak to the already ravaging covid-19. I doubt if there's any African country with the capability to handle it
HealthRe: Ebola Has Returned As Congo Records 3 New Cases Of The Deadly Virus by sammychimex(m): 7:24am On Apr 16, 2020
Please what kind of year is this? Vision 2020 could this be you?
CrimeRe: Soldier Nabbed With 20 Wraps Of Cannabis At Seme Border by sammychimex(m): 7:22am On Apr 16, 2020
No need to jail him, we donate him to the fight against bokoharam.
CrimeRe: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by sammychimex(m): 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2020
bewla:
From dose supposed to come from holy Land
It could happen anywhere, perversion doesn't have tribe, ethnicity or religion.

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