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Politics / Re: Which Kind New NL Font Be This? by sammytwain(m): 11:56am On Apr 01, 2023
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Politics / Re: Celebration As Alex Otti Wins Abia State Governorship Election by sammytwain(m): 11:37pm On Mar 22, 2023
Scam tongue
Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests Notorious Thief For Stealing From Church In Osun (Photo) by sammytwain(m): 5:26pm On Feb 12, 2023
Lolz, arrested by holy ghost grin
Celebrities / Re: Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually - Daddy Freeze by sammytwain(m): 5:25pm On Feb 12, 2023
What's the purpose of knacking if y'all won't be smiling and tired afterwards?

Not me though 💪

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Politics / Re: Why Is Life So Struggled In Nigeria? by sammytwain(m): 4:37pm On Feb 10, 2023
Our mumu never reach, sheybi we still want vote the same apc in form of Tinubu... Tuęh

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Business / Re: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by sammytwain(m): 4:49pm On Feb 04, 2023
Business must move nah
Crime / Re: Delta: Woman Bites Off Another’s Breast In Bloody Fuel Queue Fight by sammytwain(m): 2:12pm On Jan 27, 2023
#TwainHere


So na to dey bite each other breast now? This gender anger knows no bound.

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by sammytwain(m): 12:14pm On Jan 03, 2023
You be simp.... Youb'nt it?
Celebrities / Re: #EndSars: Nigerian Celebrities That Are Speaking Out by sammytwain(m): 10:10pm On Oct 04, 2020
myBraine:
Okay.

But all in all, that shouldn't stop us from loving our country and doing our best to be a law abiding citizens.

As for those celebrities, don't mind them, they spent more time on Twitter than in their respective studio sessions. Good songs and lyrics are scarce these days so there's nothing for them to do again rather than poking into national affairs that doesn't directly concern them.

I was even expecting them to encourage the youths to study more, be a great thinker and harness our agricultural prowess by venturing into farming. I was expecting at least, 70% of youths to be in possession of hoes and cutlass rather than expensive gadgets.

Imagine if the youths are working in the farm and spending more of their time on trees and inside bushes, will Sars still be killing them?

What do I know anyway



Pls send me a picture of you holding cutlass and hoes.


May thunder fire you for that!

Have you been harassed before?
Crime / Re: Police Detain Jobless Youth For Attempted Suicide, Court Grants N200,000 Bail by sammytwain(m): 3:02pm On Oct 01, 2020
LegendHero:
Double wahala!

Now he don buy 200000 market.

All those that can't help him start a business or get him a job will now be running helter-skelter to contribute the 200k for him so he will be bailed.





After been bailed, where's the guarantee that he'll be back to his normal self?

That's where we see Nigerian police...
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by sammytwain(m): 10:32pm On Jan 17, 2017
Bro,you don dey friend zone street,just dey chill dey go until your bank account dry grin grin

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by sammytwain(m): 10:25pm On Jan 17, 2017
Try Google alloo bro
Career / Re: Dismissed Staff Were Adequately Compensated – Heritage Bank by sammytwain(m): 9:41pm On Jan 17, 2017
Damfostopper:
MMM Colour = Green and white
Heritage Bank Colour = Green and white
Nigeria's Flag Colour = Green and white
....And guess what...
All of them Are in trouble!....i guess that's a sign to run away from anything green


heritage and Keystone na bank?

Can't stop laughing bro
Career / Re: Dismissed Staff Were Adequately Compensated – Heritage Bank by sammytwain(m): 9:31pm On Jan 17, 2017
Interesting...













But sadly enough,I don't give a fvck
Politics / Re: Sambisa Forest; Photos Of Oby Ezekwesili, Lai Mohammed & Others In A Search Jet by sammytwain(m): 9:13pm On Jan 16, 2017
You want to do something like this and youre posting it online.......issokay,keep giving them(book haram) a heads up notice
Celebrities / Re: Erika Canela Tattoos Donald Trump's Face On Her Back (photos) by sammytwain(m): 1:58pm On Jan 15, 2017
How will this help me during this recession?

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Investment / Re: 2 Reasons Why Police Can’t Arrest MMM Operators by sammytwain(m): 12:15pm On Jan 15, 2017
Even police officers are also participate in the scheme

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Business / Re: Woman Slaps Man At UBA ATM In Port-Harcourt, Tears His Shirt And Singlet by sammytwain(m): 11:25pm On Jan 14, 2017
Before a woman can do that to me,she must have been sure of two things:
1: there is no cane around.
2:I'm wearing trouser's that did not use belt
Then she can go freely,but one is for sure...one of the two is always around.... cool cool grin grin
Investment / Re: MMM Participants Celebrate The Return Of MMM Nigeria (Videos) by sammytwain(m): 3:45pm On Jan 14, 2017
Congrats mmm participants............. Like i care

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Family / Re: She Uses My High Sexual Drive To Her Advantage In Resolving Our Misunderstanding by sammytwain(m): 10:34pm On Jan 12, 2017
Nice writeup.....buh how is it any of my business?
Politics / Re: Ambode Receives Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi, At Government House, Ikeja (Photos) by sammytwain(m): 2:56pm On Jan 11, 2017
Who send am?

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Politics / Re: Senate Stops Ban On Importation Of ‘Tokunbo’ Vehicles Through land by sammytwain(m): 2:53pm On Jan 11, 2017
Bro lala,make we go buy that tokunbo now. grin grin

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Events / Re: Money Rained Uncontrollably At A Nigerian Wedding (Video, Photos) by sammytwain(m): 8:46pm On Jan 10, 2017
May we never be poor

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Travel / Re: Car Somersaults On Bridge Gate In Nasarawa (Photos) by sammytwain(m): 3:09pm On Jan 10, 2017
Hope no one die
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by sammytwain(m): 3:07pm On Jan 10, 2017
Them no dey check am for hell now.
Politics / Re: Ali Ndume Insists He Remains Senate Leader by sammytwain(m): 3:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
Senate leader my foot

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Politics / Re: Ali Ndume Insists He Remains Senate Leader by sammytwain(m): 3:01pm On Jan 10, 2017
Who u EPP?

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Crime / Re: Delta State Fake Mad Man Caught While Attempting To Kidnap Two Children by sammytwain(m): 2:51pm On Jan 10, 2017
Busted tongue tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Flaunts Packs Of Dollars In A Bag by sammytwain(m): 2:49pm On Jan 10, 2017
Why woman bag
Celebrities / Re: Kcee Flaunts Packs Of Dollars In A Bag by sammytwain(m): 2:48pm On Jan 10, 2017
Wu cares?

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Religion / Re: Shop Owned By Pastor Adeboye's Son Where A Pair Of Shoe Is Sold $4000 (Photos) by sammytwain(m): 2:47pm On Jan 10, 2017
Religion / Re: Shop Owned By Pastor Adeboye's Son Where A Pair Of Shoe Is Sold $4000 (Photos) by sammytwain(m): 2:45pm On Jan 10, 2017
Afonjas

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