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Celebrities / Re: Simi And Adekunle Gold Spend Time At His "Favorite Place In The World" by sammytwain(m): 2:32pm On Jan 10, 2017
Who u EPP?
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor With Mercy Aigbe & Francis Odega On A Movie Set by sammytwain(m): 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2017
How this poised to help me during this recession? undecided undecided
Religion / Re: CAN Reacts To Buhari's Sack Of Jim Obazee, FRCN Boss by sammytwain(m): 2:22pm On Jan 10, 2017
This close to giving a fvck

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Politics / Re: APC Caucus Sacks Ndume As Senate Leader, Names replacement by sammytwain(m): 2:02pm On Jan 10, 2017
Them palava,dont giv a fvck
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Selective Allowance Payment: We Have Not Been Paid!!! by sammytwain(m): 2:00pm On Jan 10, 2017
Nigerians and their rumours cry cry undecided undecided
Events / Re: Photographer Blasts Wedding Guest Over His Sitting Position (photo ) by sammytwain(m): 10:24pm On Jan 09, 2017
Naija guys no dey carry last now....sharp guy cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: #JosRocks: Yung6ix Loses His Gold Chain, Offers N500,000 To Anyone That Finds It by sammytwain(m): 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2017
Forget am, you go buy another one wink
Foreign Affairs / Re: Five People Shot Dead In Florida Airport by sammytwain(m): 11:47pm On Jan 06, 2017
Shot when trying to to reload??!!




For nollywood,killed everyone without reloading
Politics / Re: 50-Year-Old Boko Haram Refugee Marries His Hearthrob In A Yola IDP Camp. Photos by sammytwain(m): 11:40pm On Jan 06, 2017
Wow,grandpa and grandma are getting hooked up grin grin
Fashion / Re: Ladies Plaiting Christmas Hair Wahala (Photo) by sammytwain(m): 11:02pm On Dec 30, 2016
How is this any of my business? undecided undecided undecided

Religion / Re: Prophet T.B. Joshua As A Parable For MMM – By Abimbola Adelakun by sammytwain(m): 4:15am On Dec 26, 2016
yeyenaija:


http://punchng.com/t-b-joshua-parable-mmm/
Can someone summarize this for me?
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girl Again After She Misplaced First Engagement Ring by sammytwain(m): 4:04am On Dec 26, 2016
You're lucky, another ring from a broke Nigerian dude? Nah, forget am
Romance / Re: Man Turns Mechanic In Pre-Wedding Photo by sammytwain(m): 3:47am On Dec 26, 2016
faith551:
Mehn!! that babe has a bright future behind her



Stolen from the book of wiggle
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Booed At The Headies 2016 by sammytwain(m): 3:42am On Dec 26, 2016
What sort of nonsense is that?

Crime / Re: Fraudsters Trying To Sell Governor Amosun's House Arrested (pic) by sammytwain(m): 3:32am On Dec 26, 2016
Sharp guy, naija boys no dey carry last now
Celebrities / Re: Oge Aneke Celebrates Her Birthday, Ties Only Wrapper In New Photoshoot by sammytwain(m): 3:28am On Dec 26, 2016
I think I'm in love kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Kenyan Woman Strips Unclad After Busting Her Husband Cheating (Photos) by sammytwain(m): 3:24am On Dec 26, 2016
Wait mail shit finish, i go comment
Family / Re: I Am Not Satisfied With Food, Money Without Sex – Wife by sammytwain(m): 10:09pm On Dec 02, 2016
This one dey cry for d thing when I dey beg my girl to take am. Life sha
Phones / Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by sammytwain(m): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2016
mummyson26:
The last twitter war between Nigeria and kenya#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig
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Pls,can someone summarize this for me?
Fashion / Re: This Lady Was Bounced From The Immigration Office For Wearing This Dress (photos by sammytwain(m): 10:10am On Sep 03, 2016
Dis one na confam musheya
Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by sammytwain(m): 1:22am On Sep 01, 2016
I can see a zebra covered with clothes
Romance / Re: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by sammytwain(m): 1:19am On Sep 01, 2016
Pls, Dat one na yanch or the balcony to my house in lekki shocked grin
Politics / Re: Charging Of Phones Infront Of My Office In Badagry This Morning by sammytwain(m): 3:35am On Jul 19, 2016
This one small wella come my area make we show you the real thing
Celebrities / Re: Cleavage Picture Of Tiwa Savage Released By Mavin Record. Fans React by sammytwain(m): 3:26am On Jul 19, 2016
I will pretend I didn't See this....... ..... lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: 7 Silly Mistakes Made By Nigerian Ladies When They Fall In Love Too Fast by sammytwain(m): 3:20am On Jul 19, 2016
Mai use my d*ck before I go comment grin
Education / Re: 13 Most Abused English Words Used By Nigerians by sammytwain(m): 3:36pm On Jul 17, 2016
So you be this jobless to notice this?

Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Girlfriend, Azaria In Beads And Ankara Pillow by sammytwain(m): 3:03pm On Jul 17, 2016
She sabi front o
Fashion / Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by sammytwain(m): 12:28am On Jul 17, 2016
Some will even like burnt plaintain.
She should continue.......no just continue.
Family / Re: Mother, Daughter, Fight Over Lover In Abuja by sammytwain(m): 12:24am On Jul 17, 2016
Oh boy,how the man they do am?I wan learn shocked

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