₦airaland Forum

Mkenya2019:
But you're not an expat. Neither can you afford to travel. I am both. And I tell I like Nairobi more the Swiss cities.

Someone must have made you my account manager without my consent.

Lol you must like ur zoo because it’s your zoo. A neutral person will pick Swiss over and over in a blink.

gallivant:
Maybe, the chaos, poverty and unfriendly people in West African cities is legendary.

Chaos maybe.
Unfriendliness; i’de say we are hostile to whites. Seeing they know we are a different breed of black they can’t manipulate and would give a shiit about them.

Poverty oh pls. Kenya can’t lecture anyone

Mkenya2019:
Nairobi is 12th best city to live on by expat.

Yes it also 11th most ecofriendly city to travel to.

And Nairobi is rapidly improving - 4th most dynamic (changing) city in the world - set to overtake Joburg/Capetowns very soon.

Cape-town come second in 45-50th position.

Slumpolis from West Africa NEED NOT APPLY

Lol I will gladly picked Capetown or joburg even if was ranked last in the world over 1st Nairobi. This difference are like day and night

gallivant:




This explains why no Ghanaian and Nigerian cities were considered. But you claim your tourism is greater than that of Kenya! The irony.

You have more animals and black monkeys that suit the European taste. Reminds them of slavery and colonialism.

Mkenya2019:
The list was not about infrastructure - it was about quality of life in those cities.

Lmao if you like keep posting filtered footpaths let see who would be impress by that. Maybe Somalis would.

When I need to see the real Nairobi,I head over to YouTube. By now you should be familiar with the fact that I can’t be fooled by your cheap stunts and puerile antics.

Just30:
It wasn't about quality of life

It was about travel experience

Thanks you took the word out of my mouth..

gallivant:
Lay off the drugs.

It’s the truth Chennai.. see for yourself.


The survey shows most of the expatriates picked Nairobi due to ease in getting settled, friendliness of locals, feeling welcomed and local languag

Mkenya2019:
The list was not about infrastructure - it was about quality of life in those cities.

Nope it was about getting eastlando apartment and extending kind gestures. It’s was bold written man. Don’t try to change things.

But I am glad we both agree that the list was never centered around infrastructures . I am done with the argument then.

Mkenya2019:
Who cares what you think Dude we are talking about data from reputbale organization - not your angry puerile rants

Lol the irony .

So now it’s credible and shouldn’t be questioned cos it kenya. Well I am different from you. I am not disputing but showing you the methodology and how faulty in thinking you can be.

gallivant:
We all remember when you thought Nairobi was in Canada and Canada was Abeokuta. Humble yourself and accept Nairobi is miles ahead any city in Nigeria.

Nope on your life. Nairobi ahead of Nigeria cities. You must be out of your mind. Let me have some what u are smoking.

Mkenya2019:
Some they get every other city right except for Nairobi

If you think kuala lumper topping that list makes it more infrastructurally developed than Chinese cities then you are a fool.

Ability of this indonesian to extend kind gestures to foreigners earned them that spot just like Nairobi with her gestures to Somalian refugees. It’s wasn’t necessarily about infrastructures. That my point man.

gallivant:
What deception Sammy? I haven't seen any yet.

Okay Chennai.

Mkenya2019:
No, remember when you said Nairobi Nyari was Canada...now imagine Canada with lots of housing options. That is Nairobi biggest advantage compared to other global cities.

Eighty-two (82) per cent said they have no trouble finding good housing in Nairobi, compared to 60 per cent globally.

I m will never see Nairobi as Canada. You can’t even compete with Nigeria and yet you are looking at Canada. Come down fro ur high horse dummy.

Mkenya2019:
No, remember when you said Nairobi Nyari was Canada...now imagine Canada with lots of housing options. That is Nairobi biggest advantage compare to other global cities.

Eighty-two (82) per cent said they have no trouble finding good housing in Nairobi, compared to 60 per cent globally.

Pls don’t mistake refugeees from Somali( and other war torn zoo around ur cesspool) appetite to get cheap houses with those last pennies they gather before fleeing their countries to infrastructures.

This list is a joke. Ability of refugees to settled and welcomed with open hands by locals doesn’t inspire anyone. Pls let use our brains here..

Mkenya2019:
You're on the last stage before you appeal for the thread to be closed like the other one. We will start another one until you accept the self-evident fact that your generator powered country is the world cesspool and armpit - the poverty capital.

Look at Nairobi fly over under construction - next year it will be beautiful with flowers planted.
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Lol I had absolutely nothing to do with the extinction of that thread,But if you think otherwise then that ur cup of tea.

Maybe u should start powering ur economy with generator so you can look half as developed as developed as Nigeria. Not hating but the amount of project alone in Lagos is twice what ur entire zoo will build in 3 year. This is just a fact.

Mkenya2019:
I see you dont like India. Let try another list.

2021 best expat cities to live in.
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Málaga, Spain
Dubai, UAE
Sydney, Australia
Singapore, Singapore
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Praque, Czech republic
Mexico City, Mexico
Basel, Switzerland
Madrid, Spain
Bangkok, Thailand
Nairobi, Kenya ------------------> here we are
Shanghai, China
Vienna, Austria
Doha, Qatar
Abu Dhabi, UAE
Muscat, Oman
Lisbon, Portugal
The Hague, The Netherlands
Aachen, Germany

Lol I was told this was the methodology they use. Tell me is this what you really want to brag about. When I heard about it I was like no way. Since when did shitty Nairobi get that much infrastructure to be among the best cities on the world. My curiosity and totally disbelief for that information lead me into researching and voila this is what popped zip.

Getting access to eastlando kinda of apartment in hours doesn’t inspire any one. Focus on really elevating ur infrastructures not crass crap.

The survey shows most of the expatriates picked Nairobi due to ease in getting settled, friendliness of locals, feeling welcomed and local languag

gallivant:
Check two pages back, no flyover in sight in Ogmoshoblo..or something like that. Sufferingnsmiling show should have humbled you.

Lol if you think I give a fig what that frowned idiot post here about Nigeria then you better think again. Maybe newbies like Jamestown and the likes might care.but you and I and everyother old member here sees that guy as a fool their thrives on attention and deception. Whether or not you accept it doesn’t changed the fact that I know you deep down see him as a waste of space. Forget ur online persona,you can fool the others not me. Thanks chemnai

Mkenya2019:
My eyes are here..
Top 20 Most Dynamic Cities In The World For 2020.
Rank City Country
1 Hyderabad India
2 Bengaluru India
3 Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam
4 Nairobi Kenya

Lol this tag actually fits you...lol see the stupid countries you are dragging the tag with. Lol India and the likes...

Mkenya2019:
We are not competing with Nigeria buddy. We are competing with global cities. Nairobi is 4th most dynamic city in the world. The 11th most eco friendly city. The 12th best city to live in for expats - and second in Africa in all those instance - Capetown is number 45.

We are friends now . We are not competitors.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8K3vkbyDn4

Trust me,ugly bland gtc with that flyover doesn’t inspire even Togo. Every country has a flyover last time I checked

Mkenya2019:
We are not competing with Nigeria buddy. We are competing with global cities. Nairobi is 4th most dynamic city in the world. The 11th most eco friendly city. The 12th best city to live in for expats - and second in Africa in all those instance - Capetown is number 45.

We are friends now . We are not competitors.

Useless tag. A simple naked eye test and Nairobi is seen as a butt of jokes. Do you get what I am saying now.

gallivant:
Did you see your house two pages back? Sufferingnsmiling always brings everything to perspective.

Sufferingandsmiling is keep bringing out eastlando kinda of neighborhood. I am not bothered. Every country has those.

Mkenya2019:
Again it's Africa only elevated expressway. You need to go Asia to see that type. You're lucky we are do it for you here in Africa.

This example one in India

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfV5EKPxBeA&list=PLUqp37oFd14hmPLkSmm3Q6h8ClcIlDKB6

Last time I checked flyovers are usually suspended.so yeah this is underwhelming and not worth the fuss except if we are being in timidity.

Mkenya2019:
The difference btw Ghana and Nigeria is the same. One is totally dysfunctional - no prize for guessing. I think Ivory Coast is only the decent country there. At least Abdijan look decent. Ghana looked decent on stats until we saw their cities or slumpolis.

Lmao none of ur cities will ever in this life and the next come close to Nigeria’s. Never!!!!

Mkenya2019:
Juvenile drivel.

No juvenile drivel is you thinking we held the entire world under some spell, or you thinking the opinion of a kisumu nobody is worth a bucket of spit.

Mkenya2019:
Yeah we are building this on empty stomach. Just imagine what we can do when we feed like Nigeria and consume more food per capita than any human has ever done.

Or maybe you should reduce over-eating...to allow your brain to function.

Lmao and what gave u built exactly? Flyover!!!!. Dude we have a chunks of those in towns talk more of a city.

When you are ready to join the big guys let me know..we are doing ultra modern trains with zero noise about it. You timid goat is masturbating over a mere stretch of dusty road. So sad

Mkenya2019:
Again NIGERIA stats are overcooked. That is why you claim to have world 5th or 4th largest agri sector - and yet no one has ever seen any ship exporting any food from Nigeria. Nothing at all. But they are tonnes of ships bring tonnes of food to Nigeria. You almost spend half your oil money importing food and refined fuel.

Unless you have such a ravenous appetite for food - surely with all the food you allegedly produce - even better than USA, China, India, Brazil, Indonesia, Canadas and Russia....these HUGE COUNTRIES with HUGE lands...and even more populated than Nigeria...and yet they still export tonnes of food worldwide.

Nigeria stats are not worth any debate.

We can even discuss Ghana stats.

Gentle reminder; no one gives a flying fig about your opinion. It’s as meaningless as ur empty life. A nobody like you is not worthy of challenging a credible stat. I am pretty sure the whole world isn’t that gullible to remain in Nigeria’s spell. Accept and move on.somethings are just beyond ur paygrade.

Mkenya2019:
Nigeria is zoo. But at least Nigerians are hardworking and educated compared to Tanzanians. Tanzania is peaceful and functional state. Nigeria is complete chaos with power blackouts, endless traffic, crazy hawkers and informal flea markets, loud and chaotic. Let not add insecurity - from urban to rural areas - it almost like DRC - it's either kidnappers, cattle rustlers, jihadist or boko haram.

If you told me to choose btw TZ and Nigeria - TZ wins every day.

TZ problems are fixable. It's a problem of primitive agrarian economy that needs to be transformed to modern industries and services. It's like China of 1978.

They just need to embrace capitalism like China did in 1978 - allow private ownership of land, reduce gov involvement in business, reduce gov interference in private sector, change education policy - either go fully Kiswahili or English, remove forex controls and allow firms to repatriate profit at will.

Once they do that private domestic and foreign investment will flow - to take advantage of TZ peaceful large population, natural resources - and friendly people - and their economy will start firing on all cylinders.

All the changes in TZ do not require any money - just a change in attitude from their primitive gov and people.

Nigeria is a complicated mess - like DRC - it first need to be split into 2 or 3 countries - definitely the muslim north and christian south do not have a shared vision.

I understand that u are delusional,but congratulations still,you just described Kenya..

Love this neighborhood.not some house planted in the middle of overgrown eeeds with terrible architecture....

The houses can be seen from the driveway.This could literally pass as neighborhoods in the US..

Shma:
Justo zombie is savage at times





I didn't know you're called samboro .... That is a slung word for 'd*ck'.

Your eyes must really be aching you.
Pls read my name properly this time.

Mkenya2019:
Data appears fake.How can Nigeria nominal GDP have risen when Naira has fallen against USD and it's economy recessed last year by -5.

The same can be said of South Africa...though the rand did reverse it's depreciation.

Unless these are wild forcast for end of this year.

Lmao we are not your mate,never have been.
Deal with that.

Shma:
For instance, Nairobi was not planned from scratch. But the laws set in place have helped it achieve its goal. Nairobi is not slum-integrated, Nairobi has a well-defined law for zoning and building codes. Slum upgrading are part of the laws and that's why you'll find all basic amenities in slums.
These are part of MDGs.

[b]Relocation of 1,200 households from Soweto East in kibera to a decanting site in Lang’ata.
Construction of 822 housing units in Soweto and 245 market stalls.
Vetting and allocation of 691 units to beneficiaries.
Installation of high mast flood lights in the following counties: Kisumu, Kakamega, Nakuru, Machakos, Homabay, Nyeri, Embu, Meru, Uasin Gishu, Kilifi, Bungoma, Nyandarua, Trans Nzoia, Laikipia, Isiolo, Lamu, Kajiado, Tharaka-Nithi, Kwale, Taita-Taveta, Kiambu and Makueni
Formation of 30 housing co-operative societies.
Formation of settlement executive committees.
Construction of social hall and dispensary in Nakuru.
Construction of classrooms in Huruma-Eldoret, Mukhaweri in Bugoma and Amalemba in Kakamega.
Mavoko sustainable neighbourhood project comprising of 462 residential units, jua kali sheds, commercial centre, primary school, nursery schools and police post.
Mapping and inventory of slums and informal settlements in Kenya.
Construction of roads in Kibera, cabbro lanes and foot paths in Lamu.
Protection and improvement of shallow wells in Lamu.
Construction of Ziwa la Ng’ombe dispensary in Kisauni Mombasa.
Construction of social hall and nursery school in Malindi
Construction of markets in Nyeri, Kisumu and Langas in Eldoret.
Initiation and preparation of a slum upgrading and prevention policy. The draft has received Cabinet approval for publication.
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Lmao all this noise to impress who exactly? Pls save this uppity nonsense,you convince no one.

vankelvin:
The ones that causes eye pain after seeing them

Lol like kibera @shma