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jln115:
But admire that so called Nigerian number plate anyway

I am.attempted to admire that plate number but then you know what to do to get my admiration for that plate number.....till then we are stucked with admiring that beautiful sedan car.....

mtisTheQubit:
You know Sammy, I remember time back I used to call you a weasel.now I feel like you didn't understand the word at that time...

Kenya is screwed weasel..an it is inevitable....


Lol more mockery on the way as soon as it pans out

Shma:
okay, let's see

Hold that thought..I am coming to show you nairobi through YouTube lens....

I hope you would love it ...

Damn Lagos was shitty back then in the 90's just as nairoslum of today.

mtisTheQubit:
For once man up and speak the truth...we never said the virus is not going to affect us...but ths idea of WAs claiming that Kenya is the only going to feel the burn is stupid...remove the log in your eye first man...thats all we telling you folks...

Then why was stevoh18 so concerned about our drop in oil price the other day or rvp waking up this morning with an outburst

rvp20182:
We are already affected but will recover very fast

You are not recovering soon..not in the nearest forseeable future....

Shma:
you mean this Nairobi ..

Yes..that nairobi

Shma:
am not hating neither am I taking this thread seriously. Am here to have fun. Am enjoying my peaceful quarantine .. I have never hated Tanzania. Never.. in fact I regard Tanzania more than anything in west.

You are taking it seriously..I know fun when I see one....

You are pained and bitter

Danielnino00:
No no . Kenya won't be affected at all... They are untouchable.. the most stable economy in the world

Lol the nonsense they tell themselves....E go clear for their eyes

mtisTheQubit:
more pain...an the folks here keep on talking about Kenya economy...

It is more pain for your ..let's see who goes into recession fast and who eventually come out of it first...infact I dare say we would skip bit not you guys...you were doomed to go into recession whether or not the corona came or not...we on the other hand are more prepared for this as our macroeconomics of today is more stronger than that of 2014-2016...

Our reserve of today is pegged at $36.9bn at against $26bn in 2016..our monthly forex demand for import was $4.6bn of which $3.2bn a month was for non -oil import .
As at 2 year ago(2018) ourMonthly food import declined to $590million and still declining due to robust action and
prudent decision by our able central bank not that uppity incompetent m0rons you have in CBK...
In Q4 of 2019 we had 2.55% growth of which non -oil sector accounted for 92% of this growth...

When you factor in the fact that Dangote wants to forcefully make his refinery to going into production of 100,000 per day in a matter of months instead of waiting next year when it will be completed to help ease this economic tension, coupled with the fact that we are a large oil consuming country with PMS price dropping..

I can suffice to say I see light at the end of the tunnel...lol sadly same cannot be said for Kenya.. your country was doomed to fail whether or not corona came...lol recession is inevitable for Kenya mostly especially now that the global lenders are not willing to lend to you guys to massage and support your economy...what of locust invasion and drought lol..
Lol what of ballooning unemployment and almost zero tourism predicted for this year..all sector in Kenya are quietly grounding to a halt....weasel

tylann:
There is no coronavirus in slums we are just taking precautions

How you know..have you finally packed to kibera as I earlier advised you

mtisTheQubit:
ths oil thing will hit them bigly..but might be a blessing for non-oil producing countries like us..

Lol stop decieving yourself..there is no blessing waiting for you except recession

Just40:
i cry for the 90% hand to mouth kenyans
hunger

Lol just30 why na



Lol more poverty on the way...this time it will be 200% lol

Shma:
sorry to say but your magufuli is a dictator .. Am not saying this to stir war

You take this thread serious...that is why you hate when fact is presented to you.....

You will prefer if we lie a d sugarcoat things to make you happy....change shma, for your good

Shma:
this is what I showed you,
The moment Nairobi will reach this level that's when I will vanish never to be seen again

But nairobi and mombassa has gotten to that level of slumimishness which was the state of Lagos over 2 decades ago....

Hold sonko responsible not me...it is not my fault

Danielnino00:
Coronavirus only came to compound your misery...

Owino said the country's economy may take longer to recover from the effects of the unfolding economic recession "not necessarily because of the impacts of this outbreak" but due "to the fact that Kenya's economy had already slowed down and was a weak economy to start with".

"Last year, we already lost jobs, and the recession in Kenya was going to happen, nevertheless. Now this only makes it worse. And many businesses that were teetering on the verge of collapse will not make it back alive

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/ajimpact/covid-19-kenyans-brace-tough-times-economic-shock-looms-200329053436760.html

Lol Daniel you are wicked ooooo..lol I love this...let me copy and re-paste it so that those that skipped it can have the opportunity to read it this time




Owino said the country's economy may take longer to recover from the effects of the unfolding economic recession "not necessarily because of the impacts of this outbreak" but due "to the fact that Kenya's economy had already slowed down and was a weak economy to start with".

"Last year, we already lost jobs, and the recession in Kenya was going to happen, nevertheless. Now this only makes it worse. And many businesses that were teetering on the verge of collapse will not make it back alive

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/ajimpact/covid-19-kenyans-brace-tough-times-economic-shock-looms-200329053436760.html

Shma:
you're just good at running your mouth, I just show you how super ugly your city is but you keep on throwing nonsensical ishts, what wrong with you?,

You showed me nothing...you are just pained and bitter...

It is not my fault that nairobi and mombassa is shiit....hold sonko for that

Shma:
there is no difference candy-assed .. we know how backwards your zoo is that's why you can take ten years just to build a pillar

I don't the pillar you are talking about but I do know your govt has been carrot talking about a light since Jomo Kenyatta era..

tylann:
When private people help it is good
But it is not for show off like you guys are trying to do here
Jack ma helped the African continent the Chinese are not gloating about it

It is a good thing to show off..tell your economy to work and produce rich men that will lend you help for this coronavirus so you too can show off

jln115:
Sj410 ugly? ... Bro you only saying that because its mine

No I am saying cos it is ugly.. simple...

Shma:
you're an idiot, I just realised am becoming more unmanly with my grandiloquence toward you...

Lagos is just a well planned zoo in the entire continent. Supper ugly city my friend. I even wonder where you get the guts to call other cities ugly..

You can now call your fellow simpleminded(problem kid) to post kibera

You grandiloquence...lol you are stupidly far from ever being or sounding grandiloquent....

Yes nairobi is very ugly, take it to the bank...

Even you know nairobi is very ugly as that pics of Lagos over two decades ago

obaaderemi:
Keep your ignorance and lies to yourself,Little indian.
Even in India, the government is asking for donations. All over the world private individuals and businesses are donating.

Rvp knows he just want to grasp.on straw and hide the fact that his zoo has no rich men to.lend out helping

rvp20182:
You seem to be aged but not grown any wiser!

Nigeria budgeted oil at 60-65. Not 45. The hit on their economy and gov is so huge - there is no need to debate that.

Gov revenues (90%) from oil - getting such a huge hit - and plus Debt Servicing ratio that was already at 75% - plus Naira has collapsed. The remittance won't be coming with developed world in trouble.

MAN - NIGERIA IS DEAD AS DODO. KAPUT!

Let talk about Ghana -

Lol weasel with cheap.lies..we budgetted oil at $57 not the $65 you are are screaming...

Austine1212:
SA 3 richest men donated over $175 million

And a certain idiot thinks it is a bad thing to have patriotic citizens lend helping hands to govt to curb this and pandemic...

Instead the idiot to just say Kenya is dead broke and has no rich fellow to help assist the govt and we would understand..

Just40:
Tema Motorway roundabout

90% complete

Beautiful and modern

Just40:
COVID LOCK-DOWN SHOPPING

Lol just30 you are really prepared...

Just40:
it was a worse time for COVID to hit them

they are broke as hell

Lol they wouldn't know that..they prefer drinking chloroquine on another person's corona infection..lol

Just40:
it was a worse time for COVID to hit them

they are broke as hell

Lol they don't know...they go about taking chloroquine on another person's corona..lol

Danielnino00:
What else do Kenyans know how to do other than mock other countries while hiding their own problems?
That country is broke.... No tourism and no tea and flowers export for them...
Their Indian billionaires can't help them...so they ran to big daddy IMF

They are very good at throwing stone when they live on a glass house...

You can imagine them asking us stupid question last week or rvp waking up this morning to concern himself mockingly over a recession he his envisaging for nigeria

obaaderemi:
Little India is fvcked in more ways than one: Front,back, up,down, sideways,etc.

Lol...you need to see the way I just laughed at the bolded..... ...

It is unfortunate they don't know

obaaderemi:
The locusts are doing strong things in Kenya. Their fake economic growth rate is being exposed. Last year it was droughts, this year locusts and coronavirus. They've already approached IMF with a begging bowl.

Lol try have alot on their plate to handle....

Drought is still present
Locust invasion is still present
Corona economic depression is also still present.....
The corona alone Ehas ruined tourism industry globally and no one knows when.it would get on it feets .....
No tourism means no hotel,no mall shopping,no transport,more loss making for the underwhelming scrap metal KQ,...LOL.I CANGO ON AND ON...

How will they even fare in agricultural sector with this overwhelming locust invasion coupled with drought....what of high unemployment that will still balloon higher with the closing down of all this crucial sector......expect the maritime traffic to even reduce further......

Lol there is is going to be further increase in import than export..lol

Just40:
your broke economy is already running to the IMF for 1 billion dollars plus without even a single case as at when they applied.

while at it, you also owe Tullow 2 billion dollars that you cant pay

Lol just30...this is so funny...

Finally Kenya debt to GDP is approaching 60% amidst this economic tension and high risk of recession...lol

Shma:
so you're a man!! .. oooh noo,! am still not convinced tomboy, you need to man up from now henceforth, this character of throwing half-baked information quoted with jealous and hatred should just stop from you. if ' not ,I will purchase one legit bra and give you as award. cos you will already have met woman's qualifications.
Even ladies in this forum conducts themself in appropriate manner you know .


Next time, quote me when am online

You rant ignorantly and I won't stop at telling you everytime you reveal it ..then I will fold my hands and watch you run offline like you always do when you see Sammy..