₦airaland Forum

tylann:
Yeah not like this guy

Which guy Nakuru...?

mtisTheQubit:
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Ok I bought another camel for the big day...

You suck dude..is this how you ask girl.out in Kenya..lol..

Someone should teach this nigga..lol

mtisTheQubit:
I like how uhuru handles trump..we need ths

Lol Uhuru handle Trump..lol is this a joke or whattttt?.

Just

Shma:
tomboy, It seems you don't understand what you're actually talking about, south Africa is on another level.

Just look at the start., the bolded is what am trying to say, SA ain't anyone's mate, you can try all your best to engage them but reality is well known. You just need to stay in your lane.
Meanwhile,
Here are African countries with the best road networks!!

South Africa. South Africa (SA) has a road network of 750,000kms, the 10th longest network in the world and 18th longest paved network globally. ...
Kenya. ...
Cote d'Ivoire. ...
Botswana. ...
Senegal. ...
Rwanda. ...
Mauritius. ...
Morocco.

SA is having more than 700,000km.

There is a difference between paved road and gravel road..their paved road is not up to 180,000km.but that is by the way..no one was talking about SA weasel..nice divertion...

Now learn...

Kenya has less than 12,000km of paved road after almost 6 decades..lol

jln115:
Bro i don't care if you misspell something but every now and again your posts make no sense.................

Weasel is not my fault that your are naturally daft..visit a psychiatrist Boer..

XhosaNostra:
Look, don't play semantics with me because you're going to lose. What else does the " D " (to bounce on) stand for in this context if not dìck or dude?

Lol xhosa semantics is my specialty...it could mean anything...

it could mean just D or it could even mean drum, like he wants you to bounce on a drum...you were too quick to jump into conclusion cos you like sex...it is not a bad thing.. embrace it openly and be proud of yourself Xhosa...lol

jln115:
I never called you out on your spelling, I called you out for writing incomprehensible gibberish.... Ive never been a grammar nazi

You did weasel..

Problemkid1:
Have you forgotten that 80% of Kenya men are g*ys while 95% of Kenya women are lesbians. Very foolish shitthol

Damn it...I am beginning to get wary of them...

Pls Kenyan sissies count me out..I am not interested..

Just40:
he is referring to the total kilometers of roads that exist in Kenya.

He is trying to play dumb by acting like he doesnt know what tarred roads are.

Simple..he is dull

tylann:
Good my point is home

Which point and which home are you talking about?

Explain better this time so it may get to offices nakuru..lol

Just40:


160km

so 160km is larger than 15,000km

Simple he is an illiterate...when O was said it no one believed me..now see...

Lol the same idiot that said cars per capita is average...weasel everywhere..lol

Shma:
I said more than. .

From that figure you gave, it shows it should be hovering around 160km..so let's agree 200km...


Lol you said it yourself..

Shma:
Dump, dump

What is dump..?

Shma:
Nigeria is a typical Zoo, I would rather stay in Dar than that cesspool with shanty houses. And for your info, we have more than 160km road, take it or leave it. I don't have time for jealous stricken morons.

Pack your load a d go to a more saner and peaceful country like TZ...take this advice for your future weasel..

Shma:
under construction

More weasel..lol

Shma:
facts Is your name, tomboy

Yeah true..

Just40:
for the loan part

we know they use it to support their currency after the Kenyattas take their share.

that begs the questions what they the citizens are doing about their sorry state.

Taken photographers to console themselves...Chennai can relate to this lol

Shma:
okay

Good you're learning...
You are not entirely useless Afterall..lol.

tylann:
Samorobo why are you quoting me multiple times like a lunatic saying the same thing
What is the problem

Weasel, I didn't quote you multiple times....Reply those posts if you've got nerves nakuru..

mtisTheQubit:
I can feel ya got a new catch heh...

Lol...where you ever her catch lol...

Online moroons

jln115:
I never called you out on your spelling, I called you out for writing incomprehensible gibberish.... Ive never been a grammar nazi

Them you also wrote incomprehensible gibberish

ToyinDipo:
Those words can be used against you in the court of nairaland, lol
I am sure you know that you are a very interesting babe

She can be lively at times...lol

mtisTheQubit:

Lol dumped and heart broken...get so more cute memes to win her back ..lol

jln115:
Aahhh.... OK igbo

P. S you did the same

I called you out cos you called me out weasel..lol

XhosaNostra:
What are you on about? I can read. I know what he said.

Anyway, that can still be arranged. Sleep with one eye open.

No you can't read, otherwise you would have seen that...

Anyway I could use some company..lol

Such funny girl..

XhosaNostra:
"If you speak to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head
But if you speak to him in his own language, that goes to his heart"- Nelson Mandela

I'm here vying for Naija hearts na, no spoil market for me Chei! You can't blame a girl for trying, I don collect cobwebs finish sitting at my father's house with no bobo in sight

The struggle is real

Lol such a funny girl...

mtisTheQubit:
Yap the two amigos unite...thread just got f up

Dude you Mexican or what..

jln115:
How?

You wrote seams instead of seems..lol weasel.

jln115:
Kazi said Tanzania is/(will be in 2 years) the most industrialized country in Africa.... Nigeria is part of Africa, isn't it igbo?

He didn't mention nigeria..last time I checked, he called out two nations..TZ and SA...

Deal with that and don't pull us in your convo for assistance..lol

#fightyourownbattles

jln115:
seems like you are as well

Don't speak for me weasel...you just attested to my observation.lol

jln115:
fvcked up how mate?

Your spelling weasel...

XhosaNostra:
Don't talk like I pulled that one out by myself He literally asked if I've found one to bounce on & I'm the hòrny one?

No Xhosa..he said D..don't you know what D is..

It is the fourth alphabetical letter..as simple as that...

Anyway longtime no see..the last time we talked you promised to visit me in my dreams with your coven of witches ..lol I waited for you and them but didn't see any..